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Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic's iPhone app!
The new app this time is "Sasaki Yukari"!
Hello? Where are you now?
No, there was someone who looked like you, so I thought you might be...
"Megami no Sasayaki Telephone" is now streaming!
Ariyoshi A.K.B. Radio Station!
Tonight, we will announce the top 5 cute and selfish statements of women that men will forgive.
Let's welcome our guests! First up is 5th place!
Hey, walk a little slower!
Cute!
Hey, walk a little slower!
Next up is 4th place!
It's hot.
Your luggage is heavy, so hold it!
She's bad at this.
Your luggage is heavy, so hold it!
Alright, and 3rd place is...
I don't want your mail, but your voice...
I'd like to hear it.
Your acting is different from Chishi's.
You're not cute at all.
I don't want your mail, but your voice...
I'd like to hear it.
Alright, next up is 2nd place!
I'm lonely, so come here right now!
She's like an old lady.
Everyone's acting is like an old lady.
I'm lonely, so come here right now!
I'll be announcing first place!
I want to be with you for just a little longer.
Thank you!
It was Hashimoto!
Hashimoto!
Kojima!
The three of you are weird!
You guys are all old ladies!
Do it one more time, Kojima!
My luggage is heavy!
Hold it for me!
You're a cute old lady!
It's not an email...
It's a voice...
I want to hear it!
You're almost like an old lady!
When you say "a voice"...
You're late!
I'm lonely, so...
Come here right now!
You're an old lady!
What?
What is it?
Let's go!
So, ARIA-seikei radio station, start!
ARIA-seikei radio station!
The first segment is "rumors and truths"!
Kojima Natsuki's rumor from a certain site.
Kojima Natsuki goes to the AKB theater in her pajamas in the morning.
That's right.
She's sleepy.
That's right. She goes to bed five minutes before she leaves the house,
stays in her pajamas,
doesn't brush her teeth,
holds her toothbrush,
and leaves the house.
When she arrives at the theater, she can rehearse,
and after rehearsal, she brushes her teeth,
and it's perfect.
When you work, people will look at you.
They don't notice me.
Sometimes I wear a hat,
but when I'm not used to it, I don't wear a hat.
I don't wear a mask, and I'm sitting on the train.
But I can't talk to anyone.
That's true.
Oh, well...
What does Kojima Hana do in the morning?
I want to choose my clothes properly,
so I'm late for my clothes.
I see.
You're careful about that, too.
You're wearing beautiful clothes.
Beautiful clothes?
You're wearing shiny clothes.
Shiny.
You're wearing shiny clothes.
Shiny.
Shiny clothes.
Your shoes are shiny, too.
Shiny.
You look like a rich woman.
Why are you wearing shiny clothes?
Shiny.
Let's move on.
A rumor about Hashimoto Hikari.
Hashimoto Hikari has a special greeting that her mother came up with.
It's like a self-introduction, right?
That's right.
She told me to come up with my own greeting.
But it was really lame, and I've never done it before.
Really? You've never done it before?
No, I haven't.
But your mother thought hard about it, right?
She said, "Do it like this," and sent me an email.
Can we see it?
Yes.
Good morning, Nya-kun. It's Pikarin-ko.
Good morning, what?
Good morning, Nya-kuu. It's Pikarin-ko.
Good morning, Nya-kuu.
I'm raising a cat, and "Nya" means "cat," and "kuu" means my cat's name.
Good morning, Nya-kuu. It's Pikarin-ko.
Pikarin-ko.
Pikari, right?
Yes.
You want me to say it with that kind of energy?
Can I say it again?
Yes.
Good morning, Nya-kuu. It's Pikarin-ko.
It's like an adult A.K.B.
What is that?
It's stuck in Pikarin-kun's ears.
It's full of energy.
Kojima, why don't you try it now?
Yes.
Good morning, Nya-kuu. It's Pikarin-ko.
It's like an ugly AV actress.
Thank you! Thank you!
Amazing!
But you have to do it properly.
Good morning, nyaku. Pikarinko.
Do you want me to wink?
Yes, but it will make you look sexier.
I see.
Can you do it for me?
Yes.
Wink.
Good morning, nyaku. Pikarinko.
It's like an ugly AV actress!
It's not you!
What's up with you?
Let's continue.
Tanabe Miku, known from the website.
Yes.
Tanabe runs her own route.
Yes.
I want to see it.
She doesn't do much as an AKB member.
That's right.
So she's a "hosaremen"?
That's right.
I don't have much work as an AKB member,
so I do my best outside of work.
Anime, cosplay, special effects, sake...
She does what she likes at work.
These are cosplay photos.
That's right.
Miku, you do a lot of things.
I do a lot of things.
I dance and do my favorite characters.
At work, too?
Yes!
At work, too.
I like special effects.
I work with Tsuburaya Pro.
That's amazing!
I also like drinking.
I do a drinking series.
That's amazing!
Yes.
That's amazing!
I also do this show.
This is Tsuburaya Pro's original monster,
Tanabe Miku.
Yes.
What is it?
It was released last year at the rock-paper- scissors competition.
That's right!
Then you should quit!
Well, AKB48 is still very powerful.
Some fans say it's okay, but I'm still a little worried.
Then, while you're at it, spread your network and quit SPA.
Don't use SPA as much as you use the signboard.
Next, a rumor from Bowside about Chiyori Nakanishi.
Nakanishi slipped from HKT48 to AKB48.
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It started on April 25th and was banned from love.
It was on the first day.
Suddenly, you showed off your good impersonation.
The reaction was not good.
I came from Hakata, so I wanted to appeal that.
So I did an impersonation of Yosui Inoue from Fukuoka.
I see. It must have been hard.
But you seem to be laughing a lot.
I'd like you to do it a little more.
I'd like you to be more interested in it.
Would you like to see it?
Oh, is it okay?
Is it okay? Is it okay?
I want to do it! I want to do it!
Please let me do it.
Then, I'll do it as I really did it.
Please do it.
Everyone, are you doing well?
Anyway, I'm Yosui.
OK.
But, you get a lot of things from Hakata.
Is it enough?
I wanted you to play with me.
Is it enough?
Do you want me to do something?
Do you have anything you want to ask me?
I don't have anything I want to ask you.
You don't?
Like, various things about Hakata.
Like, the other day, in a sample program...
Together.
You came to promote the general election.
That's right.
On that day...
Promote the general election?
Is it OK for me to do something like this?
Why is that?
It was fun this year.
It may fly like this.
It may fly like this?
Is that so?
How is the election, everyone?
The general election has already been decided.
That's right.
At the current stage.
One week before the election, right?
That's right.
Yes, this week.
How about you, Kojima-san?
How much do you think you'll get?
My prediction was 17th place.
But I hope it'll get a little better this year.
How much do you think you'll get now?
Again, from 12th place.
12th place.
You're being modest again.
No, it's true.
It's true.
Because everyone is amazing.
That's right.
Really.
You're amazing.
For me, it doesn't matter, right?
For the fans, too.
You're not an athlete anymore!
You're in 12th place, right?
That's right.
How about you, Tanabe?
If I could rank in, that would be enough for me.
But I'm out of town, so...
I'd like to ask you for a favor.
You don't have a bright topic?
You don't have a bright topic with these members?
You don't, do you?
I thought you might have one.
You're the only one who doesn't have one!
Tanabe's prediction was right.
He's out of town, out of town.
But he has a bright topic.
Tanabe Miku is the first person to rank in!
It's like a dream!
Um...
It's been eight years, and it's my first time being here!
I want you to give me a ride!
Is it that prank?!
Clever, correct, and beautiful!
Like a flower blooming as a forest,
On the stage, a treasure gem was shining brightly!
Now, the next segment is...
You're the only one who looks like you're in trouble!
Yes, kind and gentle staff from the Republic of Korea are going to let Kojima-san resolve the issue of AKB members looking like they're in trouble.
Yes, first of all...
Maybe!
Kojima Natsuki is in trouble!
There are three Kojimas in AKB.
Kojiharu-san and Kojima-ko are quite popular and only I am left behind.
Can I stay in AKB like this?
I'm sure Kojiharu-san doesn't care about me, but if you could give me some advice...
Wait a minute!
You came up with this idea, didn't you?
Yes.
Then what is it?
To be honest...
It's exactly like this!
It's exactly like this that I don't know why I'm feeling this way.
Because Kojima-ko and...
Yes, Kojima-ko.
Yes, that's right.
They're quite popular, aren't they?
Yes, they are.
They're very popular among AKB members right now.
That's right.
Then you're left behind, aren't you?
I'm not left behind.
You're not?
I'm in trouble.
You're right, Kojiharu-san.
But you've become very cute recently.
I think you've changed a lot.
But you're going in a weird direction.
That's right.
Like being an MC.
That's right.
You have to change yourself.
Your impatience has become your MC role.
That's right.
You've been showing too much of yourself recently.
That's right.
Let's go.
We'll take a word from you.
Kojima-san.
Yes?
Please give Kojima Natsuki a word of advice.
Then I'll change my name.
What?!
Change your name?
What are you doing?!
Kojima-san, what's wrong with you?!
Because...
Change your name, please.
That's right.
Change your name!
Let's continue.
Perhaps Hashimoto Hikari is worried about something.
Last time she appeared in "Kyoha Koku", she performed her specialty "Ai Ueo" work, but it was cut.
Maybe it was a bad topic at the time.
Kojima-san, since you want revenge somehow, please give us an exquisite topic that is easy for "Ai Ueo" work to make.
Eh, I wonder what it is.
It's true, it's interesting.
I see, you were doing "Ai Ueo" work, weren't you?
The staff told me to do a lot of it because it's interesting, but when I watched the broadcast, it was all cut.
Then you're worried about this topic again, aren't you?
That's right.
Ah, I'm worried about this topic.
Amazing!
What should we do? Then...
What is it, Tomori? Should we try it?
Yes.
Kojima-san, please give us the topic.
Then... the topic is...
"Tanabe"!
Yes!
"Tanabe"!
Then let's go!
Hashimoto-san, "Tanabe"'s "ta"!
"Tanakara"!
"Tanabe"'s "na"!
"Natsumikan" is...
"Tanabe"'s "be"!
It's sticky.
"Tanakara"'s "natsumikan" is sticky.
Oh, I see.
It happens, doesn't it?
It happens quite a lot.
That's right.
Should we get another one?
Then...
Should we get "hakata"?
Oh, that's good.
"Hakata"'s "ha"!
"Hashi" is...
"Hakata"'s "ka"!
It's light...
"Hakata"'s "ta"!
It's easy to eat.
It's sticky.
It happens, doesn't it?
It's getting better.
It's weird that I didn't get any votes, but I can sympathize with you now.
Let's continue.
Maybe Chiyori Nakanishi is worried about this.
Actually, I have been showing various impersonations, but there is one impersonation that I have never shown in public.
That is Haruna Kojima's impersonation.
I have been hiding it until now because I thought that if I showed it without permission, Kojima-san might not like it.
Kojima-san, can you forgive me for impersonating you?
Oh, no! She is in love with you!
She was worried about it!
It's exactly like that!
She was worried about it!
She had that impersonation!
I wanted to show it to you someday!
You didn't do it to me earlier!
I had a reason for it!
You won't get angry, will you?
I won't, but...
Are you serious?
It wasn't that bad.
Oh, I see! I imagined it!
You imagined it, didn't you?
Yes, I did!
So you won't get angry and show it to me?
Yes, I want to see it!
Let's see Chiyori Nakanishi's impersonation of Haruna Kojima!
Go ahead!
I'm hungry! Manager, hurry up!
What do you want to eat?
Hamburger!
What do you want to eat with the hamburger?
Cheese!
Do you like cheese?
I do!
Is there anything you like more than cheese?
Ah, Yoshi-san!
What do you like?
Everything!
The hamburger will get cold!
I'll eat it!
What is that?
What is it?
I don't know!
What is it?
Because only you can do it.
I can solve it.
Next is what Tanabe Miku is worried about.
I have been in AKB for a long time as a third generation member, but I have never been called by AKB before.
I thought my staff hated me, but it wasn't like that.
So, Kojima-san, what is wrong with me?
Even though you have been in AKB for a long time as a third generation member.
I have never been called by AKB before.
I thought my staff hated me, but it wasn't like that.
I thought so, too, but I'm glad it wasn't like that.
What is it?
Is it you, Kojima-san?
Kojima-san hates you!
There are a lot of "Kojima-ng"s in the scenery.
No, there aren't.
How is it?
Of course there are "ng"s, but there isn't much of a connection between first and third generation members.
There isn't much of a connection.
We were on the same team last time.
Were you close back then, too?
Kojima-san is busy, so we don't go out that much.
So there wasn't much opportunity for us to get along.
You don't have feelings of fear?
No, I don't.
I really admired AKB.
Kojima-san and you.
Are you okay now?
Can you start working tomorrow?
Don't touch me!
I don't hate you.
You don't hate me, do you?
Yes, but I don't hate you.
Let's go out for a drink.
Can we?
You like alcohol, don't you?
We don't know much about it.
We'd love to have some Japanese sake or something.
Are you serious?
Kojima-san, I want to drink with you.
I've known you for a long time and I know you.
Are you telling me a lie?
It seems like you can invite me to drink with you.
I'll do my best as a commissioner.
Finally, let's say thank you to Kojima-san for solving our problems.
Let's do it.
One, two...
Kojima-san, thank you very much.
You're welcome.
After the commercial, instead of Kojima Haruna, the second first lady will be born!
That's a KKB song!
This is the ending.
Hashimoto, how did you like it?
It's been a while since I recorded a song like this, so I was very nervous.
But Ayu Asaka's song was also great.
It was good, wasn't it?
Kojima-san.
Actually, I want to be the second first lady of this show!
Seriously?
Second first lady?
Arios-san, thank you in advance!
I won't do it that much!
Please invite me, Arios-san KKB.
Yes, Nakanishi.
Yes, I love this song.
Nagashima Shigiohana!
Why?
Is it true?
It was my first time, but I had a lot of fun.
I want to be called "Takarazuka".
Takarazuka O.B.
I want to do my best from now on.
Please do.
Thank you in advance.
As Natsu said, even if I graduate, I want you to continue this show, Arios-san.
Yes, as Natsu said, even if I graduate, I want you to continue this show, Arios-san.
I'm counting on you, Tsukashi!
That was Arios and AKB's final song!