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"Ariyoshi AKB Republic Broadcast 200th Anniversary Special"!
Broadcasting from March 29th, 2010, it has surpassed 200 times!
"Goal Golden"!
Break the record of "laughing is fine"!
"Ariyoshi AKB Republic"!
To commemorate 200 times, let's give them a round of applause!
"Ariyoshi" and "Kojima", if you were reborn, "Kojima", round or square?
Well, I would give a round applause.
Square, "Abe"
I would give a round applause.
It's amazing that you have a show under your own name.
That's right.
So, "Abe AKB", I want to do it!
I want to do it! "Abe AKB"!
"Ariyoshi" has a lot of "Kanmuri" shows, so I think you should do it.
Hey you, you have a strong sense of humor!
"Ariyoshi" stands out, doesn't it?
I see, "Ariyoshi AKB", I want to do it!
I don't have a love relationship with "Ariyoshi"
That's right.
I think "Ariyoshi" and "Kojima" are in a lot of trouble.
That's right, "Kojima" is in a lot of trouble.
Ah, I understand.
If you become "Ariyoshi", you have to go to hell once.
No, "Ariyoshi" and "Kojima", we will go to hell now.
Be prepared.
"Ariyoshi" "AKB" 200 times special!
"Ariyoshi" and "Kojima" 200 times special!
The next segment is "Rumors & Truths"!
Let's get started.
Rumors about Kato Rena from Bowsite.
Kato made Kojima slip.
Me? No, I didn't make you slip.
Kato uploaded an uninteresting letter to Google Plus when he got clothes from Kojima.
Kato showed Kojima's slippery letter to the world.
Rena-chi-fu~
Clothes-fu~
Kojima-fu~
Are you angry?
Yes.
How do you read it?
Clothes.
Spring.
What did you think of it when you received it?
I thought it was cute.
You are so silly.
I only said "cute" just now.
Let me read it.
It's a rumor from a website called "Abenaria".
Abe has made that island cry before.
Made it cry?
Yes.
While they were dancing, Abe said "Do you still have to be here?"
Shimada replied "Huh? What's going on?"
Abe said "Huh? Did you say something weird?"
Then he said it back.
Then, Shimada was shocked and made it cry.
What's this? You made it cry?
No.
You made it angry?
Everyone was laughing.
But I didn't want to waste my time.
So I decided to go home.
Shimada was like a leader.
But he made it cry.
It made you cry?
How was it?
Was it funny?
It was funny.
It went somewhere.
Nobody chased it.
Nobody went to help it.
You guys are laughing.
Was it that kind of tension?
Was it funny?
It was really funny.
Why did you make it cry?
After that, because of Izu, there were a lot of incidents.
That's right.
Why me?
I was talking calmly and it seemed like it would end here.
But Izu was like "What? Are you okay?"
She started crying.
After that, everyone came and it became a big problem.
No, I wanted to protect Maria.
So I made it cry.
Not you, Shimada.
You made it cry!
It was a shock.
I protected Maria because it was a shock.
Shimada, you poor thing!
Shimada...
Let's continue.
The staff really wants to confirm.
Nagao and Maria's rumors.
Nagao and Kojima, which one is more suitable for the role of Peach John?
Nagao, did you debut as Peach John's model?
It's not my underwear, but I wore it in Room A.
So you're the same as Rola.
That's right.
You don't have to show your underwear.
I don't know.
You're taking off your clothes.
What do you think, Kojima-san?
I'm happy that my juniors are coming out like that.
Are you happy? Are you crying? Are you okay?
Tako-kun, don't do it.
Since you're wearing the Peach John character,
the staff would like to know which of you is more suitable for Peach John.
Peach John will be decided by a sexy battle.
Tano will be the judge.
Why?
Kojima-san, will you go first?
Peach John.
Peach... John.
Let's see.
Tano-san, please judge.
Mayagi-san!
Nagao won!
So, Nagao is responsible for the character "Peach John".
I've been getting more and more jobs in this show.
Where did you like it?
When I did it after Mayagi-san, I felt the same atmosphere.
I think you copied me.
Yes, I copied you.
You copied me.
I see.
So, based on this, Peach John, you will get more jobs.
No way!
I'm sorry.
Thank you for waiting for me.
Peach John, thank you for waiting for me.
Let's move on to "Big Miu's Rumor".
Big Miu's father likes Pokemon.
That's right.
My name is Miu.
My dad and my brother like Pokemon.
That's why my name is "Pokemon Miu".
Miu.
Yes.
At first, my name was Pikachu.
But my dad didn't like it.
My dad wrote "beautiful" and "kind".
Miu.
I thought about it.
You are a former "Giant" player, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You like Pokemon!
That's unexpected.
It's like an illusion of Pokemon.
That's right.
That's why I want to live like that.
I see. That's unexpected.
What kind of person is he? Is he kind?
He is kind like Arios-san.
I see.
Can I still do this show? I'm already 40 years old.
Let's continue.
Tano Yuka's rumor from Bonsai.
Tano is looking down on Yasushi Akimoto.
Let's continue.
Information.
There is a chance for Tano to get advice from Yasushi Akimoto.
Even if Tano can't understand it, Tano will say "Yeah, yeah".
Because Yasushi Akimoto's voice is small.
While everyone is there, Yasushi Akimoto is talking.
It's noisy when everyone is there.
So I can't hear him.
But if Tano can't say "Yeah, yeah", Yasushi Akimoto will feel bad if he can't react.
I see.
That's a "Huh?"
That's a bit rude.
Huh?
I can't hear him.
Then Yasushi Akimoto should speak louder.
I'm using my hidden voice.
But I can't hear him.
You can't hear him.
Because you are a writer.
That's right.
I see.
Then Tano should tell Yasushi Akimoto to speak louder.
That's right.
Yasushi Akimoto, please look at the camera.
Yasushi Akimoto has a nice face.
Please practice your pronunciation and speak more clearly.
I can't hear him.
Please make fun of him.
No, I can't.
Then let's move on.
"Sasaki Hikari's Rumor", published by Bonsai.
Sasaki is pitiful.
Because she is a writer.
She didn't come to the year-end party in 2013.
She is pitiful.
She doesn't come.
When I was in junior high school, I came every year.
But when I became a high school student, I stopped coming.
Why?
I don't know.
I have many friends.
She is pitiful.
Do you have friends?
I only have one friend.
She is pitiful.
One more thing.
There are only 10 contacts in her phone memory.
Family and manager only.
And one friend.
What about members?
Members are in the app area.
There are few real addresses.
What do you do on your days off?
On my days off, I stay at home and relax.
Don't you go shopping with friends?
Even if I ask them out, they say no.
Even one of your friends?
That's right.
I don't have any plans.
Are you close with Sasaki?
Yes, we are.
We are in the same group.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
She looks sad.
Sad?
She looks sad.
She is sad.
I see.
She is not happy.
Her fans say she is poor.
I see.
She wants to protect her fans.
She is always looking at herself in the mirror.
Are you looking at me?
Narcissist is sad.
She is always playing with her phone.
What are you doing with your phone?
I am interacting with Google Plus fans on my phone.
I am posting comments and having fun with my fans.
The content of the comments is very negative.
I want to do my best.
Tears came out.
It's annoying.
It's annoying, isn't it?
Do you want friends?
I want friends, but I like being alone.
But I want friends.
You want to make friends, don't you?
Yes.
I am SASAKI.
New Year's Day 2013.
I didn't receive any messages.
I am often told that I am a troublesome woman.
I am SASAKI.
There are only ten registrations in my phone's memory.
Do you hate me?
I am SASAKI.
I have never received a call from AKB.
I think you will do a good job.
I am SASAKI.
♪ Que vole questa musica? (What is this music?)
Every week, a new game is released!
Ariyoshi AKB Republic's iPhone app!
This new game is called "Oomori Miyu"!
Hello? Long time no see! How have you been?
200th anniversary project "Did you make your dream come true on your own?" special!
Your dream has been researched in advance by our staff!
The first person to make their dream come true is...
Izuta!
Thank you!
Izuta!
Here!
I want to be a kappa again!
I know it even if you don't say it!
Anyway, please go and do your makeup!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
See you!
It's okay! You're not young anymore! You're not sad anymore!
You're happy!
See you!
Why?
After that, the kappa will revive for one night only!
For Izuta, who kept chasing his dream without giving up...
While Izuta is getting his make-up done...
Takahashi!
Yes?
Takahashi's dream is...
To imitate Degawa-san and polish him up!
Wow! A dream!
Well...
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
Well, let's do it!
Let's get closer to Degawa-san!
Yes!
Let's polish Degawa-san up a little more...
That's right!
And Degawa-san...
Yes! Yes! There's no girl who can imitate Degawa- kun like you!
No!
Do you think you can do it like that?
Yes, like that!
I'll do my best!
A strong one!
Yes! A strong line!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'll find it!
Yes!
In order to get even one step closer to the person he admires...
The program will invest!
For Takahashi, who kept chasing his dream without giving up...
Pull it hard! To the limit!
Go!
One, two!
Go!
One, two!
Go!
Hey!
The staff simulated it!
It hurts!
Degawa-san, you too!
It hurts!
It hurts a little!
It's red!
It hurts!
It hurts! Really!
It's hot!
Degawa-san!
It's hot!
Degawa-san, it's bad!
It's bad!
It's bad! It's bad!
It's bad! This!
It's amazing! It's amazing!
Thank you! Degawa-san, go back!
Thank you!
Yes!
Takahashi's dream was successful!
Yes! Thank you very much!
Next, Takeuchi's dream.
Takeuchi's dream is to become a singer-songwriter.
Let's make your dream come true!
Today, Takeuchi has composed a song for this show.
Please perform it for us.
It's my first time.
That's good.
And he just told me about it.
He just told you about it?
What kind of song is it?
It's not like that at all.
Wow!
It's not like that at all.
Now, let's go!
From the first time.
I will sing for the show that made me grow up so much!
Yes!
Thank you, thank you.
The proof of my growth.
I won't forget the day I learned hypnotism.
This show full of tears and laughter.
It made me grow up.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Takeuchi!
It's wonderful that it's going on like this.
I'm still doing it as always.
But really, congratulations.
Thank you for your wonderful song.
Takeuchi's dream has come true!
With Takeuchi's song, the show has come to an end.
Let's say goodbye here.
Goodbye!
That was the 200th anniversary special!
Wait a minute!
Let's watch her dream come true!
Three! Two! One!
"Urgent! Kojima Haruna's Kappa Report"!
So, is Izurina's kappa finished?
We came to the dressing room!
How is it?
Not yet!
Not yet?
Only her face is not finished yet!
No way!
But the recording is over and I'm sure you wrote it too!
No way!
It's all over!
Well, in that state, can you show me your kappa to the camera?
Yes!
Kappa report!
Three! Two! One!
Go ahead!
"Urgent! Kojima Haruna's Kappa Report"!
Congratulations!
It's better than that time!
It suits you!
Congratulations!
"Urgent! Kojima Haruna's Kappa Report"!
Don't cry!
I won't!
So...
What are you going to do after this? Are you going to change?
Bye-bye!
I'm going to change.
We're going home now. We finished recording.
Bye-bye!
You're crying now. Is it because you're sad?
No, it's not like that. I was nervous.
It's been a while since I met him.
He said I looked like Kojima-san.
I was so happy.
That's why I'm crying.
I'm crying for a good thing.
Congratulations!
Thank you!