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This week's new work is...
Hello? Are you okay now?
Actually, I'm in love.
Nakamura Mariko and her heart-pounding delusional phone call.
Broadcast start!
Kojima Haruna's Assault Report!
This time, everyone from sk.e. is coming.
Let's go into the dressing room.
Go! Go!
Good morning!
Go! Go!
Huh? Huh? I zoomed in on Minalee.
It's Minalee.
Minalee, what's up?
I'm sk.e.
I see!
Did you forget me? I'm sk.e.
Completely!
Completely, I'm sk.e.
Good luck!
I think some of you are new here.
Could you introduce yourselves one by one?
I'm sk.e. and...
I heard you're sk.e.'s sexy people.
That's right!
I heard you're wrong.
I've been working with sk.e. since I was in akb.
I'm sk.e.'s Haruna Kojima.
Don't use that!
Stop it!
So, we'd like sk.e. to show us their sexy poses.
We have to be careful.
I'll go first.
You're fast.
I'm sk.e. and...
I'd like to express my sexiness with my body.
With your body?
I'd like to start with sk.e. and...
Please watch me carefully.
Sk.e.
I'm sk.e. and...
Sk.e.
You're sexy!
Sk.e.
You're sexy!
I'll go last.
I'm sk.e. and...
Sk.e.
S.
H.
D.
F.
T.
Eight!
(Laughs)
(Music)
"Beyond Sexy" has begun!
Ariyoshi, AKB, today we're talking!
The first segment is "Nagoya Grand Pass's Greatest Players, Best Ranking Top Ten"!
(Music)
First, 10th place!
(Music)
(Laughs)
(Music)
Lopez...
(Laughs)
That's how you say it.
(Laughs)
(Music)
Lopez...
(Laughs)
That's nostalgic.
Next, 9th place!
(Music)
Tama...ikeiji...
(Laughs)
What did you say?
(Music)
Tama...ikeiji...
From 8th place to 4th place, it's like this!
It's like this!
(Laughs)
It's like this!
(Laughs)
Okay, let's continue!
3rd place is...
(Music)
Tanaka Maruko Studio!
(Laughs)
That's not nasty at all!
(Laughs)
Tanaka Maruko Studio!
It's not sexy, is it?
Yes, Tanaka Maruko Studio.
2nd place is...
(Music)
Honda Kensuke.
(Laughs)
It's simple.
(Music)
Honda Kensuke.
I'll announce the 1st place winner!
Thank you!
(Music)
Su...su...taika...beach...
(Laughs)
Su...su...taika...beach...
(Laughs)
Okay, then...
Let's start ARIOSHI SK-II radio show!
(Music)
ARIOSHI SK-II radio show!
(Applause)
"Mazako's Goran", "Rumor's Truth's Truth"! (Applause)
Well, let's go.
Rumors of "Yakata Miki" started from a website.
It seems like "Yakata" can do more!
The other day, AKB48's "Kouhaku Taikou Monomane Utagashi" appeared, right?
At that time, ARIOSHI was announced that the main, Tetsuya Takeda, doesn't look like him.
The fans who watched the show commented that "Yakata" can do more.
Thank you!
If you like it...
"Yakata" challenged "Manoji" with the title "Monomane Queen" of SK-II, but...
If you like it, say you like it.
Let's reveal the words that were in our hearts.
Yes, yes.
I had quite a lot of stories I had and stories I had to do.
I wanted to do Ayumi Hamasaki, but Uchida-san couldn't do it.
Mariko Nakamura-chan was doing Kintaro-san, and I can do it too, but I couldn't do it.
As a result, I did Tetsuya Takeda-san as the main character, and it was very similar.
Tetsuya Takeda-san wasn't very good at it.
It was Tetsuya Takeda-san's first genre.
Then, what will you do? You won't be doing it with anyone today.
Today, I want to create a new genre.
You don't have to create a new genre!
If you can show us what you have now...
Yes, please do.
Can you do it?
Yes, please do.
Thank you.
I'll do my best.
I'm looking forward to it.
Then, please do it.
That's good.
That's amazing.
You have to say it.
You have to say "continue" or something like that.
That's good.
That's right!
The other day, I went to Saipan!
Continue! Continue!
Saipan!
Do you know Saipan?
I know!
I went around Saipan from Japan!
You have to say it!
Anago-san, what should I do to go to the sea?
Tara-chan!
Tara-chan...
I can't take you to the sea, but...
Yes, you're right.
Tara-chan is about 40 years old.
Let's go to the sea with me.
Because I like young girls.
It's a noble song.
Thank you very much!
How was it?
I would like to apologize to my fans.
You took your time.
You don't say "continue", do you?
I can't calculate the timing of saying "continue".
You should practice it!
I'm sure Aria-san will understand it.
I know it.
But you should make it easier for me to understand.
Don't say it to the members!
You're kind!
Thank you!
By the way, can you do it with Ayumi Hamasaki?
Yes, I can.
If Ayumi Hamasaki sings a song of SKE...
The future is one second after tomorrow, but not next year.
Good.
It will be released on August 19th.
That's good.
You will be a little more of a talent.
That's good.
I'm happy. Thank you.
That's good.
I don't need that medley.
I apologize to the fans again.
I'm sorry.
There is another rumor about your house.
A rumor about your house from Mumbai.
Your house's owl is hard.
What is this?
When I was in middle school, I was in the track and field club.
I ran, ran a short distance, and ran in a relay.
I was like the main member of my club.
I think the fans reacted to my muscles and sent me a wonderful letter.
I see. Let's see if it's true.
Touch it.
I see.
How do you put it in?
My muscles don't fall off at all.
How is it?
Is it too much?
It's hard.
How long are you going to touch it?
It's like you don't know.
It's like you don't know about me.
Is that so?
It's like...
Do you need more?
Someone touch it.
Well...
Touch it.
Compare it.
Touch Futabura's one.
Oh, I see.
Compare it.
It's hard.
What are you doing?
It's hard.
Huh?
Futabura's one is harder.
It's like...
I think...
I think it's more meaty.
This one is not meaty.
Moro is touching muscles.
I see.
Look at Kojima's one.
Futabura's one is hard.
Kojima's one is a little...
I don't like that.
Kojima is dancing a lot.
Yes, but...
Kojima-san, you don't dance.
I do.
Tell me.
How is it?
It's soft.
It's not!
Soft?
It's not!
Can you say it again?
How is it?
It's soft.
It's not!
Marshmallow body!
It's not!
Marshmallow, right?
Marshmallow!
Next, Shibata Aya we know from Momoka.
Shibata is a savior of persimmon.
Persimmon?
Savior of persimmon.
Was he saved?
He was saved.
I see.
When you appeared in a radio show last time...
You said you were a savior of SKE's complete ruins.
I said I was a savior of SKE's complete ruins.
What will you do if you go to Nagoya?
What?
Actually...
I'm really shocked.
It's like that in the beginning.
I'll do my best from now on.
From SKE's fans...
If you say something like this, you'll get a penalty.
Don't come back.
They were bashed like that.
Furthermore, among SKE members...
I guess you didn't like it.
There were doubts.
At that time, Shibata wrote on his blog...
That's just a variety show.
I already know you love us.
I always want to contribute to SKE.
I always say I know you.
She officially bashed him.
At that time...
She staying in Tokyo for a long time...
and her members also...
Then it was Futaba and Haruka.
But then Futaba and Haruka became shocked...
But Futaba and Haruka became shocked...
Is she truly shocked?
But then, I knew...
Minaru liked me and my sales.
Yes, I've heard of you all.
I've always said I want to contribute to SKE.
So...
How old are you, Futamura?
I'm 17 years old.
Do you forgive him now?
A little.
What about you?
You really didn't like him, did you?
I really didn't like him at that time.
I really didn't like him.
What?
You too, Yudojin.
I was so shocked that day.
The day after the first episode was the recording day.
I was so worried that I couldn't even record myself.
I was so shocked.
I knew he would get angry.
There are many special fans in Nagoya.
If I say "special" now, he will get angry.
I agree with you.
But I thought it would be dangerous for me to do it as a star and as a member of SKE.
I thought I would do it as a professional.
But I thought I shouldn't lose to her.
I thought we would be together for a long time.
But when I talked to Aya-chan, she said "I know. I know."
Then I will write it for you in my blog.
And she kindly supported me.
I just want to know if your feelings at that time were true or not.
How about you?
At that time, they were true.
But now, I only think about SKE.
I see.
Shibata, you probably did it as an exchange, didn't you?
Is there such a thing?
It's a good relationship.
Here we go.
Haruka Futamura's story.
Futamura drank black coffee at the age of two.
What does it mean?
I don't know.
What does it mean?
I don't know.
But it's true.
At the age of two.
Did you go to drink it yourself?
I don't remember.
Did you make him drink it?
No, but I probably like it and drink it.
You like it and drink it.
Then, did your parents make you drink it because you like it and drink it more and more?
What do you think about it?
I want to know it.
Please tell me about it.
What do you think about it?
I don't remember it because I'm two years old.
You don't remember it, do you?
I see.
But I like coffee.
Then, you're a staff member, aren't you?
That's all.
Wait a minute!
Did you say my name?
You didn't say it, did you?
I see.
Your aunt...
Listen to me.
Your aunt...
Does she have a boyfriend?
No, she doesn't.
Is that so?
She doesn't have one.
Does she have a boyfriend?
I don't understand that kind of thing.
What is it?
No, it's nothing.
That's right.
The staff didn't prepare it for me.
That's right. It's annoying.
It's painful, so I brought it myself.
It's strange that you brought it yourself.
I didn't bring it.
What is it?
First of all, I want to tell you two...
Please follow me on Twitter.
I don't know how to find you.
I don't know your name, either.
It's strange.
Let's start with Kojima-san.
Let's go to Kojima-san first...
and find Kojima-san's followers.
You're over-following me, aren't you?
I'm not.
I think Kojima-san actually hated me.
Why is that?
I like you, but you're not my follower.
Your love life and marriage life are different.
It's a love life.
I'll tell you my account number.
Why don't you tell your manager?
You don't know my email address?
I don't know it.
I've never done it before.
I'll tell you.
Please do it after this broadcast.
Thank you very much.
Anything else?
There's more.
What is it?
I love this show.
Thank you.
When I was on the last broadcast,
Arias-san said...
Kojima-san, you may have forgotten it.
You've lost weight and you're not funny anymore.
You'll gain weight next time.
When I was on "Yokoyama",
you had a big face and you gained weight.
But you're in good condition today.
You're refreshing and cute.
I'm sorry you didn't know it.
I don't know it!
I don't know you're in good condition!
The case goes back half a year.
You've lost weight.
That's right.
Did you notice it?
You look different.
What do you think?
You're not funny anymore.
I'll gain weight next time.
You're funny.
Her passionate feelings changed the situation.
She looked like an elephant.
What?
Stop it!
She looked like an elephant.
That's not good at all for me.
In order to keep her promise with Ariyoshi,
she gained a lot of weight.
I gained weight because I was told it would be more interesting if I gained more weight.
And you wanted me to look at you more, didn't you?
Shut up!
Tell her, Shibata!
You look funny today.
You're in good shape today.
She'll find out.
I see.
So you're in good shape today, right?
Yes, I am.
But my face will be chubby next time.
Chubby, right?
Then let's see your sexy face when you're in good shape.
Are you ready?
Try it one more time!
She's a genius.
Thank you, SK-san.
Futamura-san, how was it? Were you able to show your full potential?
Not yet.
Don't you have any special skills?
I don't.
Then, is that enough?
Thank you.
I hope you'll come back again.
I didn't think I'd be able to come back this soon after my last impersonation confession.
I was very happy.
Thank you.
Your impersonation was good.
Thank you.
You should practice more with Medley.
Yes, I've improved my skills.
I understand. Thank you.
How about you, Ayanami-san?
I'll do my best as Minaru's follower and manager.
How about you, Mr. Odo?
I hope you'll invite me to SK-II about once a month.
You can come to SK-II all the time.
Because you don't come to AKB.
I really want to come.
I can come even the day before or the day of.
Thank you very much.
I'll make you do it.
Thank you.
I'll do my best to support you.
Thank you.
How about you, Mrs. AKB?
What do you mean "Mrs. AKB"?
I'll call you.
Don't call me.
I'll call you.
Today's ending song is "Oh My God, It's Not Just You".
Please sing "Red Hit Go", the theme song of "Ara to Yuki no Jouou" which is a world-wide hit.
Yes!
I'm looking forward to it.
"Oh My God, It's Not Just You" by Red Hit Yuki no Jouou
Let it go
Don't listen to them all
I don't care what they are going to say
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me at all
Over 3 months daily restriction
Thank you for listening!