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"Konyo mo Hajimari Mashita" Ariyoshi A.k.a. "Kyokuku"!
This week, in celebration of Ariyoshi's 40th birthday, we will make Ariyoshi-san's dream come true.
Thank you very much!
Well then, could you please tell us about your dream?
Yes. I want to see Sashihara Pride no matter what!
I'm not satisfied with my current state of Sashihara.
I hope you'll come back!
I hope Sashihara Pride no. 2 will come back!
Sashihara Pride no. 2 was just a stray dog.
Sashihara no. 2 used to live on land.
Sashihara Pride no. 2 used to live on land.
Four years ago, this story was about a stray idol who challenged the ugly lip monster to a battle.
Now, come back!
I want to see Sashihara Pride no matter what!
In celebration of your 40th birthday, we will make your dream come true!
The legendary battle!
It all began here.
This time... it's this.
Popular fart manufacturer, Booboo Cushion.
Just what is it going to do with this?
This time, using Booboo Cushion...
we'll see how you can sit without making a sound...
and we'll compete in that.
The rules are quite simple.
Stand in front of a chair and, as you can see, with both hands together...
Put your waist down on the Booboo Cushion...
and measure your fart sound until all of your weight is on it.
The smaller the sound, the winner.
Well, as an idol...
farting is a no-no.
Of course.
I definitely don't want to ruin a fan's dream.
Don't do that.
I don't want to ruin a fan's dream.
In your position... set!
Idols don't make big noises.
You must never betray your fans.
Deliver those feelings to heaven!
Sashihara Quality, Here and Now!
We've chosen...
a quiet library where farting is not allowed.
We won't...
let you say...
you're bad at it.
I'm already bad at it.
Sashihara-san...
it's time.
Shut up, will you?
Sashihara is writing the script, right?
In order to protect this quiet library...
and above all...
as an idol...
to prove that I'm better than Haruna Kojima...
I will never fart loudly.
Sashihara's life as an idol...
begins now!
I'll be waiting for you.
I'm sorry.
(Laughter)
The worst!
The current record is 78.1 decibels.
(Laughter)
How is it?
You're generous!
Ah, you're generous.
Hey, Koshima...
Can you pull this off?
(Laughter)
Can Kojima pull off a fart smaller than Sashihara's?
I'll do my best.
Please do.
Ready...
Start!
Nyan! Nyan!
Now, I'll announce it!
79.9%!
Sasihara wins!
This is the worst!
Sashihara-san, what's wrong?
She got tricked!
Last time, she got tricked by Boo Boo Cushion and Kojima Haruna!
She got tricked? Why?
Idols shouldn't have big cheeks.
Boo Boo Cushion competition, the winner is the one with smaller cheeks.
Boo Boo Cushion
Sashihara managed to show her smallest cheek.
It looked like she won for the first time against Kojima.
However...
What do you mean?
I should have won!
Yet, the world values Kojima Haruna for having such a big cheek even though she's an idol!
Yes, Kojima Haruna's big cheek wasn't like an idol's and it was a magnificent cheek.
Yet, even though Kojima Haruna lost, her smile...
Why? Let me have my revenge!
This time, the one with the biggest cheek wins!
Why me?
The rules are simple!
Boo Boo Cushion and...
Sit down!
The one with the biggest cheek wins!
Just before the match, there was Sashihara burning with revenge.
Sashihara-san...
How will you fight this time?
The time has come!
That's all for now.
Shinya Kashimoto...
The deciding match will be in the library...
In a quiet space...
We'll challenge ourselves to the limits of our fart!
That's not what you're supposed to do!
With passionate feelings in our hearts...
Sink's BooBoo Cushion!
It's not a sink, it's a booger!
There's no more hesitation!
Draw a bridge!
Draw a special bridge!
Draw, draw, draw, draw!
Heyo!
Draw it all out!
What's with you?
What's with you, Professor?
It's not like that.
Sashihara, who tried his best,
is stuck in the library.
He can never be seen.
However, Sashihara's obsession with Kojima
turned into a miracle white smoke and raised the curse.
The current record is 102 decibels.
Really?
Did you say that?
Kojima Haruna, can you make such a big fart in the library?
Do it!
Can Kojima make a fart bigger than Sashihara's?
Let's do it. Please make a big fart.
Yes.
Ready...
Start!
[Laughter]
I fell asleep!
Like Bakumatsu!
109.5 points!
The idol who acknowledges both the truth and lies, Hey!
The fart idol is born!
I know now.
What?
The reason you can't beat Kojima Haruna!
What do you mean?
Until now, I relied on the booboo cushion, so I couldn't do it.
This time, I will win without using it.
Sashihara will challenge a competition!
It's a big fart idol who doesn't use the booboo cushion!
The only thing they can rely on is their own bodies!
It's like a battle with their own bodies cut off!
And that...
It meant a farewell with friends who had been together for many years.
That day, they crossed a big river.
That day, they crossed a small river.
The two who fought together on the battlefield were one day connected by a strong bond.
Thank you for everything.
Goodbye.
Even so, they chose a sad farewell to beat Kojima.
At that time, a miracle happened!
I'm going to win no matter what.
That was a passionate message from Boo Boo Cushion.
"Sashihara, win!" That's what the letter said.
This time, the battle will be in the elevator.
In a sealed space, the evolution of "onara" is asked.
What is this "onara" confrontation without using Boo Boo Cushion?
Why do people draw swords?
And how many times do they draw swords for the battle to end?
There is only one thing I can say.
And that is...
She said goodbye to her best partner.
Thank you for everything. Goodbye.
And...
I'll win no matter what.
Overcoming her sadness, she certainly grew up.
But what happened in the end?!
Her current record is 91 decibels.
Don't lie! You'll never be a fart idol!
Come at me!
She finally obtained the title of "fart idol."
She'll never give up.
Her current record is...
96 decibels!
What's wrong with you?
The incident happened on March 29th at AKB Theater.
The theme of this day's talk show is "Wanting to graduate".
There, a shocking statement came out of host Kojima Haruna.
I was on a show called "Ariyoshi AKB Education".
In that show, there's a segment called "Sashihara Plaza".
I graduated from that segment as well.
Let's graduate!
Suddenly, Sashihara Plaza announces its graduation.
This is humiliation.
Hey, Kojima!
You want to graduate? Does that mean you want to run away?
Are you going to run away?!
Are you going to forget all of your battles?!
Staff-san...
Let's do it again next time, Kojima-san.
To be honest, I don't have any ideas.
It's okay!
The viewers have sent in so many ideas!
Previously, when we asked for ideas for competitions, more than 6,000 ideas were sent in!
Moreover, all of them are innovative and unexpected ideas from the staff of the Republic of Japan!
Let's do a straw-blowing competition.
The competition that Sashihara has chosen is a straw- blowing competition.
The battle stage is Aoyama Elysion House.
Inside the hall where pure air flows, there is a place where you can blow a straw bag.
Sashihara-no-ppa!
Why do you say that?!
To defeat Haruna Kojima and head for her dream, Sashihara risks everything in her life.
However...
There's a section called "Sashihara Pride" in that area, so I'd like you to participate in this section as well!
I'm looking forward to it!
Hey, Kojima! Stop making fun of me!
She's having fun!
Go!
Gently dip the straw with her soul and...
Ready...
Go!
Will Kojima, who has no cells, understand the difficulty of this game?
If you blow strongly, the bag won't fly faraway.
What's the record?
The current record is 2.30 meters.
Kojima, do you think this corner is over?
Are you stopping the straw?
Kojima really wanted to end Sashihara's pride.
He can't lose.
He came back.
This is not good.
1.96 meters.
He fell down from his knee.
Kojima, please apologize to Sashihara.
I'm sorry.
The direct match between Kojima and Sashihara has finally come to life.
400 spectators drank without winning in the first match of the century.
Sashihara-san.
Yes.
What kind of competition will you have this time?
Of course it's decided.
This is it. This.
What the hell is it?
Today we will have a match of the Juliana series.
I will shake my butt and push Kojima and Sashihara from the stand.
Juliana is back tonight.
This competition is the Juliana series competition.
Wearing a bodycon.
Stealing a stand.
Shaking my butt and shaking my butt.
Let's see.
Ready.
It's still there.
Hey, Kojima!
Today I will
crush you!
Shut up!
Sachiharado!
Idiot!
Set...
Ready...
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to do my best.
I'm going to do my best.
No!
After defeating Kojima-taishi, the next target is...
Arioshi, who's wandering around Kojima-taishi!
It's you!
Arioshi Roiki, I'm going to...
I'm going to...
Hey, Arioshi!
You look good in this outfit!
What?
You look good in it!
That's why!
In this battle against Arioshi,
we'll see how far he can fly with his sunglasses on!
Prepare yourself!
I won't let you look like an entertainer anymore!
So this time,
Arioshi will be the winner if he can fly his sunglasses more far away than Arioshi.
Set!
You look like an entertainer.
Ready...
Go!
I don't like this...
How's that?!
Arioshi of Hillnandes!
This is his regular ability, even if it's funny!
Hillnandes, don't make fun of me!
His current record is...
1 meter and 49 centimeters!
Alright!
Arioshi of Hillnandes!
How do you like that?!
This is a serious battle!
Set!
Otapuro's junior, Sashihara, has accepted his humiliation.
Ready...
Go!
Wow!
Arioshi's fierce battle ends here!
Alright!
And with that, the VTR has ended.
Ariu-san, what did you think of it?
As expected, the Sashihara of those days is good!
That's right!
As expected, I like that kind of Sashihara.
I'm glad you were able to watch it.
Today, one of Ariu-san's dreams came true.
But! Don't be satisfied with this, and towards your next dream, spend a fulfilling 40 years of your life!
Really, happy birthday!
Thank you!
And lastly, with that line, we'll say goodbye.
Please watch it!
Hello?
Hey, you haven't called me at all lately.
Do you really like me?
Arioshi-san, I hope your dream comes true!
One, two...
Dreams come true!
Goodbye!