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Tonight Has Started Again - ARIOS AKB Republic!
Yay!
Well then, without further ado,
tonight we'll be announcing the heavy female line ranking "top 7"
as we invite our guests!
First up, 7th place!
You want one person's time? Does that mean I'm in the way?
Wow...
That's scary.
You want one person's time? Does that mean I'm in the way?
Anyway, the heavy female line ranking "top 6" is...
Send a drink-sharing member, Shame, from that bar!
Wow...
That's a good way of saying it.
Send a drink-sharing member, Shame, from that bar!
Next up, 5th place!
Who is more important, me or Mom?
That depends on the situation.
Who is more important, me or Mom?
There's more!
In 4th place...
Tell me you love me, you love me every day, you're cute!
Shut up, you ugly woman.
Tell me you love me, you love me every day, you're cute!
Next up, 3rd place!
I don't want you to meet other girls.
Next up, 2nd place!
My ex-boyfriend was more considerate of me.
Because you're ugly.
My ex-boyfriend was more considerate of me.
And I will announce 1st place!
Work or me, which is more important?
Work, I guess.
Let's start the radio show!
First corner, let's imitate Minami Takahashi's famous quote!
First, let's hear Minami Takahashi's famous quote for those who don't know.
Effort always pays off! I, Minami Takahashi, will prove it with my life!
Well, it's a good quote, but it's not that good.
But if you only listen to the voice, you'll feel like you're a professional wrestler retiring.
If someone else said it, it would sound even better.
So everyone, please find someone who can do it well.
It's an imitation, so I think the hurdle is high.
But if there's someone who can do it, please raise your hand.
Oh, Nakanishi, you can do it.
Then, if I say Minami Takahashi's famous quote with the lowest helium gas...
Effort always pays off! I, Minami Takahashi, will prove it with my life!
Amazing!
She's like a snack woman!
Anything else?
You should say it when you can.
I'll do an impersonation of Minami Takahashi.
"Effort always pays off!
I, Minami Takahashi, will prove it with my life!"
Her face is better than her skills!
How about you, Nakamura?
I'll do an impersonation of an ordinary person.
I'll do an impersonation of Morisai-chan, who criticizes everything about AKB48.
What would you say if a student who criticizes AKB48 said Minami Takahashi's famous quote?
Effort always pays off! I, Minami Takahashi, will prove it with my life!
Anything else?
What would you say if a bird said Minami Takahashi's famous quote?
Effort always pays off! I, Minami Takahashi, will prove it with my life!
If Suzuki Fuku-kun says Minami Takahashi's famous quote...
Effort always pays off! I, Suzuki Fuku, will prove it with my life!
I, Minami Takahashi, will prove it with my life!
You're the same!
Fuku-kun, do your best!
I can only do Ayu.
You can only do Ayu? You're not as good as you say you are!
I can only do Ayu.
If Ayu said Minami Takahashi's famous quote...
Effort always pays off! I, Minami Takahashi, will prove it with my life!
You're the same!
Why are you so confident?
You're not as good as you say you are!
I often call myself 'Effort Ayu' but...
Effort Ayu?
I don't know!
You're the same!
Go for it, Oka!
This might be a bit of a mutiny...
If HKT48's Tanimarika said Minami Takahashi's famous quote...
Effort always pays off! I, HKT48's second cutest girl, Tanimarika-chan, will prove it with my life!
Someone you don't know will impersonate someone you don't know.
By the way, Kojima-san, do you know what you just said?
I barely know it.
I see, I see.
Can't anyone impersonate Minami Takahashi?
Yes, you can.
Do it.
If Minami Takahashi impersonates Minami Takahashi...
I'm AKB48's Minami Takahashi.
Effort always pays off! I, Minami Takahashi, will prove it with my life!
I like the tone of Minami Takahashi's impersonation better than his impersonation.
It's not irritating.
Minami Takahashi is really irritating.
Anything else?
Oh, Nakanishi.
Go ahead.
If a luxury vase impersonates Minami Takahashi...
Effort always pays off! I, Minami Takahashi, will prove it with my life!
Wow, that's strong.
Looks expensive.
Looks like it's worth thousands of yen.
Alright, Minami Takahashi's friend, Kojima- san...
Please judge whose version resonated with you the most.
Go ahead.
Hmm, what should I do? I'm torn.
Chicken version!
But I'm scared!
Effort always pays off! I, Minami Takahashi, will prove it with my life!
Alright, next up is 'Rumor's Truth's Truth!'
First up is Uchida Mayumi's rumor from a certain website.
Alright, next up is 'Rumor's Truth's Truth!'
Firstly, we have Uchida Mayumi's rumor from 'bowsight'.
Uchida Mayumi sets aside Kojima Haruna and aims at becoming a sexy character.
That's right, I'm now 20 years old and I'm thinking of becoming a sexy character.
Like, opening a sexy lecture at the theater.
For example, how to take heavy, sexy luggage.
You were doing something like Nana-sensei just now.
Sensei, I want to know!
It's at the bottom.
I'll do it.
Do you all want to try it?
Let's do it in order.
Show us how you do it.
It's pretty heavy, right?
It's heavy, right?
It's heavy, so you're out of breath.
It's hard, right?
Let's start with Okada.
It's heavy, right?
For a 16-year-old, it's quite...
Don't say it like you're proud of me!
Okay, let's go.
It's heavy.
Why are you making me laugh?!
Okay, let's go.
It's sexy, right?
Huh?
I lost.
Let's make it sexy.
Nakamura, you're okay, right?
Yes, I can do it.
You're already 20.
I'm already 20, so I can do it.
Here we go.
Can someone hold this for me?
You're always doing things on your own!
Just do it like we do!
Miyazaki, you can do it, right?
Yes, I can do it.
I'm counting on you.
I'm okay. Thank you.
Can you hold this for me?
What was in there?!
Nothing!
A dog?! A luggage?!
A person came and held it for me.
I see.
I can't tell if it's bread or bread.
We'll have you do it on your own.
We're rivals, right?
That's right.
I'll do my best.
I won't lose, though.
Here we go.
It's heavy.
Peach-chan.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You said you'd do it, but you didn't do it.
Thank you.
Why can't you do it like you're being taught?
Wait a minute.
That's enough. Sit down.
Yes.
Then I will continue.
Yes.
Next is Miyazaki Miho's rumor that I heard from the boss.
Yes.
Has it ever been in Annie's final selection?
Yes, it has.
Really?
Yes.
When?
When I was in sixth grade.
When you were little, in elementary school.
Before you joined AKB?
Yes, before I joined, I received it and it was selected in my final selection.
Then can you sing it now?
Yes.
I'm a little nervous.
You are, right?
Yes.
When you say it like that.
Feel free to do it.
Yes.
That's it.
Sing it a little more.
That's good.
It's an elementary schooler's role, so it's embarrassing.
It's really embarrassing.
But you can do Nakamura too, right?
Of course.
I'll do it like this.
Chimoro, Chimoro, I love you, Chimoro.
Be happy tomorrow too.
That's good.
That's the basics of impersonation.
It's good that you're making fun of me a little bit.
I was annoyed.
Let's move on.
This is Nakamura Mariko's rumor.
Nakamura was hurt by Kojima Haruna.
That's right.
At the park...
Kojima-san definitely likes me.
When I asked him how old he was when he was 19 years old, he said he thought he was 23 years old.
I'm wearing a peach john today.
Even though I worship Kojima-san, I don't have enough sexiness.
Even though I'm making you feel sick today, I'm wearing a peach john.
Why do you have to say that I don't have sexiness?
Even though I worship Kojima-san, I don't have enough sexiness.
It's really painful.
It's painful, isn't it?
I don't know why.
What happened?
We were in the same team, Team B.
I've had a bad conscience since the beginning.
But recently I've realized how funny you are.
Then you've changed a lot, haven't you?
Why don't you ask her a question?
I want to be like Erosa when I'm 20 years old.
I want to be as sexy as Kojima-san.
I hope one day I can appear in a commercial for Peach John.
What do you think I should do?
Your face...
That's the basic thing.
Aya-san, help me.
Don't say such terrible things!
In that case, please help me.
What do you like about me?
You're sexy and you're popular.
That's the basic thing!
You're sexy and you're popular.
No, you're more attractive than me.
I see. You've learned a little.
I'll do my best.
Let's move on.
YAKATA-MIKI-NO-UWASA (YAKATA-TREE-OF-RUMOR)
What's this?
YAKATA-MIKI-NO-UWASA (YAKATA-TREE-OF-RUMOR)
Let's continue.
YAKATA-MIKI-NO-UWASA (YAKATA-TREE-OF-RUMOR)
What is this?
YAKATA-TREE-OF-RUMOR doesn't get along with her little brother.
By the way, isn't it a family meeting?
What does it mean?
We are only two years apart.
My little brother is 19 years old and I am 21 years old.
I don't know why, but we haven't talked for about a year.
I don't know where my little brother is.
He is not in my cell phone.
So, if we are going to talk, we are going to talk through my mother.
What should we do?
Can you stop it?
Good luck.
Here we go.
YAKATA-TREE-OF-RUMOR (YAKATA-TREE-OF-RUMOR)
Isn't it different from me?
Is it OK?
I learned this spell from Sassy.
Is it OK for you to learn it from Sassy?
What does it mean?
It's a casually thing.
You do it when you're in a conversation and you are trying to steal another person's attention.
Can I talk about it?
You live in Fukuoka now, right?
That's right, I live in Fukuoka.
But your food...
Your food is delicious, so it's fine, right?
My food is really delicious and I'm happy about it.
Is your hometown Fukuoka?
My hometown is Fukuoka.
I see. So you live at home?
Yes.
She caught you!
Can you add a wink to that?
- While doing it? - Yes, while doing it.
Is there any recommended restaurant in Fukuoka?
I really recommend tonkotsu ramen.
Can you do it towards the camera?
Is there any recommended restaurant for tonkotsu ramen?
There are quite a lot, so I really recommend it.
She can't hold back!
She's going to get mad!
She's scary!
But if you keep doing it and see how much you can hold back...
I understand.
Next up...
Okada Kanna from BOSIGHT.
Okada is...
Yes!
Why?
I've been buying birds for 10 years and I can only see them.
You don't want to eat them because they're like family.
Yes!
What are you buying?
I'm buying red-nosed parakeets.
Red-nosed parakeets live for 10 years?
Yes!
I see! They're cute!
They're cute!
I see.
How do you take care of them?
Can you show us how you take care of them?
I'd like to see how you take care of them.
I see!
They're so cute!
I was just thinking about them!
Stop it!
They're so cute!
I see!
Stop it!
I see!
Are you sure you're not going to eat them?
A little.
Are you going to eat them a little?
How does it taste?
It's good!
After the commercial,
a duet song by Haruna Kojima that captivated the venue!
The 3rd annual event,
akb48 Kouhaku Taikou Utagassen
is currently on sale on DVD and Blu-ray!
The duet song performed there,
"futari wa dekiteiru" (you two are handsome)
will be shown as long as time allows!
North side is a scary voice, please get angry!
North side, you're the best, aren't you?
You're the best, aren't you?
Meow meow
Kitten-chan
Because you and I are
Like, shared food
And a little bit ugly
Kitagawa