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The last time on "Today is Black"...
The winner of Kojima's soul, Chinese students, and Sashihara's soul, HKT...
Despite clashing, coach Takehara's guidance gave them the strength to enter the final round.
And they were able to carve their soul into their hearts.
However, right after that...
Hey, Sashihara!
You don't need an otaku's soul to enter the final round.
The winner of HKT's soul, Chinese students, Kashiwagi, has entered the ring.
- What's up with you? - Why are you all of a sudden here?
- What is it? - What's up?
Hurry up and show us your soul!
The studio is filled with strange atmosphere.
And now, Kojima and Sashihara will face off against each other and carve their souls into their hearts.
That is the peace treaty until last time.
THE PEACE TREATY UNTIL LAST TIME
Kashuwagi Yuki, you pig!
It's President Ariyoshi's punishment segment!
That's good. It's fresh and good.
It's very good.
Then, let's have the hot pot professional soul perform well.
Yes, I understand.
Today, we have a hot pot professional who is proud of his busy schedule
and who is a super big entertainer come here.
Speaking of hot pot professionals,
we have Takayama Hideyoshi and NEPTUNE.
Who is it?
Big brother, please!
I'm bored.
What is that? What is that costume?
Phoenix!
He's back! He's back!
He's dead, though.
I'm sorry.
He's not dead, is he?
I'm back. Thank you.
He's dead! He's dead!
Thank you. I'm back to my senses.
Thank you very much.
He's dead. He's dead.
Hello, I'm Hata.
Today, I'd like Hata-san to cut me and Kojima.
That's good!
Let's have him cut you!
You've been calling me "pig" and spoiling me.
So, I'd like to cut you.
Please do.
Is that okay?
Okay!
I understand!
Then, big brother, please!
I'm a guitar samurai.
I'm Kojima Haruna.
I'm an AKB style woman.
Everyone admires me for my beauty.
Isn't it cute?
But if you look closely...
I'm swollen!
I'm wearing thick makeup, but I won't let you fool me!
I'm Sashihara Rino.
I love minis.
I want to show you my proud and beautiful legs.
But with those legs of yours...
I won't let you fool me!
What a shame!
It's about time you got plastic surgery.
I agree.
I'll give you one more.
I'm Sashihara Rino.
I'm the manager of HKT.
I look at you with strict eyes.
Aren't I cute?
But you've always had eyes for people!
What a shame!
Be careful of people who can't keep secrets.
It stings!
Thank you for your hard work!
Did you feel your soul burning?
It stings!
But I want to ask you more!
Don't say that!
About Arioshi-san...
Huh?
About Arioshi-san...
Arioshi-san?
I'm sorry to ask you this all of a sudden,
but when we drink together, we talk about Arioshi- san a lot.
Huh?
Can we ask you about that?
I don't know much about it, but is it okay?
Is it okay? I'm counting on you!
I'm Arioshi Hiroyuki!
The woman I like is a beautiful woman!
Isn't that right?
But you...
When you're drunk...
You get nauseous!
It stings!
At night, you can't drink and you can't be sweet!
It stings!
You get nauseous!
You can drink and you can't be sweet!
That was the punishment segment!
You're going, right?
The winner is Tsurimoneya!
A sexy monoboke battle between ATB and HKT, which has previously been held!
Hi, I'm Aigasa Moe!
Ah, your back...
It's...
Smooth!
Isn't that great?!
I'm too excited...
Red card!
Isn't that great?!
My...
Papua New Guinea...
The battle between ATB and HKT, which has previously been held!
Isn't that great?!
HKT is...
Ariyoshi-san's... Ping-pong ball.
That's no good!
That's a terrible joke!
Broken honey.
It's poisonous!
Ariyoshi-san's... Nuclear power plant's chinchin train...
Has become a riot train!
What are you talking about?!
The battle between ATB and HKT, which has previously been held!
Ariyoshi-san's... AKB team's... Big-cut...
The quality of your laughter is different!
It's amazing! It's amazing!
It's perfect!
It's a complete defeat!
It's a complete defeat, isn't it?
Yes!
Please teach us a little more!
We'll do our best! We'll train you again!
Tonight...
HKT, which has sworn revenge...
Will challenge AKB again!
Emergency plan!
AKB vs HKT!
Winner is...
Esmonea!
Using what you have prepared in the studio...
You will show us your "douchey" jokes!
The person who passes will be eliminated...
And the team which is eliminated first will win!
This is hard!
Are you ready?
What do you think, Kojima-san, leader and captain?
Are my jokes okay?
It's okay...
But "douchey" is a little...
Difficult...
Who is "douchey" among these members?
Ah, Tano-chan!
Eh?!
Tano is "douchey", right?
I haven't been "douchey" that much...
While being "douchey"...
Be quiet!
Kojima, be quiet!
Now, on the other hand...
HKT team's captain...
Is it you, Tajima-san?
If I'm not captain like this...
I don't know!
If that's the case...
Who is it?
It's me!
Are you confident?
It's me!
These members are middle school and high school students...
I see...
I'm looking forward to it.
By the way, which one do you like, S or M?
A little bit of M.
A little bit of M?
A little bit of M is the most common one.
It's not funny at all.
Now, let's start.
Let's start from the person who came up with it.
Start!
What should I say?
By the way, shall we ask Kojima-san?
Kojima-san, do you like M or S?
I like M!
Can we ask Kojima-san if he likes M or S?
By the way, Kojima-san, which one do you like, S or M?
Hmm...
I like both of them.
You made it up, didn't you?
Now, let's start.
What should I do?
I'll do it.
Go ahead, Kodama-chan.
Hey, Ariyoshi!
Your head!
I'm counting on you.
I'll hit your butt!
Hmm...
Are you stupid?
It's a monoboke, you know?
You have to do funny things.
That's right.
A little bit more.
That's good.
A little bit more.
What should I do?
Please do it a little bit more, everyone.
Is it rare for you to do Kashiwagi?
You don't do it that much, do you?
No, it's my first time doing it.
By the way, which one do you like, Kashiwagi?
I like a little bit of S.
A little bit of S.
A little bit of S is good, isn't it?
Okay.
Go ahead, Sakihara-san.
Hey, Ariyoshi!
This is the new bathroom.
You did it!
I want to do it more.
We want you to join us more.
It's difficult.
Yes, Kojima-san.
I was excited. That's the new bathroom.
Let's go, Kojima-san.
Hey, Ariyoshi!
Hey!
You passed.
You have to pass twice.
Please go back.
Let's go, Yokoyama.
Go ahead.
Hey, Ariyoshi!
Come here and go to work from tomorrow.
It's difficult.
You can do it more.
You can do it more, can't you?
Do you want to go first?
Miyawaki.
Go ahead.
Hey, Ariyoshi!
It's time for a walk.
It's simple and good, isn't it?
Are you a middle school student?
I'm 15 years old.
Isn't it good to be 15 years old?
Yes.
Tano-chan.
Yes, I'll go.
Go ahead.
Hey, Ariyoshi!
Do you want to be like me?
Come here! You passed!
Do you want to be like me?
It's simple and good, isn't it?
Tano, you passed.
Let's go, Kashiwagi.
Kashiwagi-san, go ahead.
Hey, Ariyoshi!
It can't be helped. I'll wash you.
That's kind of you! That's kind of you! Don't do it!
That's kind of you! That's kind of you!
It hurts!
That's kind of you!
It hurts!
I'm an old man now. Is it okay for you?
Yes, let's go! Tomonaga, let's go!
Here you go!
Hey, Ariyoshi!
It hurts a little, but hang in there!
That's kind of you!
Hey, HTP, there are too many straight people!
Aiko!
Tashima!
Yes!
Tashima, let's go!
Here you go!
Hey, Ariyoshi!
Do you want me to do this to you, too?
No?
That's too scary!
What's that?
Give me something interesting!
Okay, Sashara!
Let's go!
Hey, Ariyoshi!
Do you want me to do this to you, too?
That's kind of you!
Tashima, don't say "that's kind of you"?
Okay, next!
Hey, Ariyoshi!
There is no one to buy you, anyway.
So I am going to buy it for you!
Wow, good!
Give me a penis, but you failed!
Hey, Ariyoshi!
Put your precious thing in this!
Correct!
Yeah!
Yes!
I'll put it in there too.
Then, go ahead.
Hey, Ariocin!
Pyon, pyon, pyon! Yes, present!
Wow!
What are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?
You like that kind of thing, don't you?
Yes, put it in!
Yes, present!
Hey, Ariocin!
You don't know such a place, do you?
Wow! She attacked!
Wow!
You have to do your best, Kojima-san!
Yes!
Hey, Ariocin!
Kojima-san!
Yes!
Hey, Ariocin!
Oh, my...
Alzhenchi!
Wow!
You passed!
Why did you attack Alzhenchi?
You're a bad person!
Now, it's 2-2!
Oh, it's 2-2!
You're not good at lending, aren't you?
It's okay!
Do you want to try it?
It's easier if you have two bullets.
Two bullets for me?
Two bullets for me? What are you talking about?
Put it in!
Go ahead!
Don't show it!
Did you crush it?
I'm a little scared. Maybe you couldn't see it.
It looks like something from Fukuoka's famous restaurant.
Hey, Ariyoshi!
Hmm... You are...
This way!
Thank you!
And with that, Team A wins 8-0!
Too bad. Were you a little young, Sashihara-san?
I was young, and I thought it was a little unfair to lend her money.
That's right.
It's a little unfair, but she's an adult.
It's a little shocking for me to lend you money.
It was fun.
Don't be shy after you've done it.
And with that, Team S won!
Graduation and so on...
This season is full of farewells and goodbyes.
The official iPhone app and...
Hey, hey, look at me!
Kiss videos that you can only watch here and...
I love you!
Loneliness! Please heal me!
Kojima Haruka's "Late Night Report"!
I'm in the study room of post-recording students!
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm not in a good mood today!
Thank you for your hard work!
That's a good response!
Today, we have Okawa-chan, Satsuya-chan and Sato- san.
It's your first time, isn't it?
Yes!
Can you introduce yourself to the camera?
Yes!
I'm Riorin Okawa, a first-year junior high school research student.
Nice to meet you!
You look cute!
Let me continue!
I'm Maki-chan Matsuyama, a first-year junior high school research student.
Nice to meet you!
Are you a sixth grader?
Yes!
Wow!
Are you going to school?
Yes!
What are you good at?
Enhancement?
Mathematics!
What do you do in mathematics?
I do arithmetic and such.
Arithmetic and such?
Yes!
Wow!
I see!
I'd like you two to show your special skills.
Do you have any special skills?
Yes, we do!
Yes!
Can you show me?
Yes!
I'm going to tell you about the beginning of a book called "Heike Monogatari"
Wow!
It's intellectual!
Please!
Here I go!
Yes!
Wow!
That's amazing!
What did you say?
I don't know, either.
You don't know? Did you memorize it?
When I was in elementary school, I memorized it in a national language class.
You were in an amazing elementary school.
Thank you very much.
Then, next...
I'll do it this way.
I want you to say it quickly.
Please.
Raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg.
What?
Do you have another one?
Yes.
I'll ask you one more.
Yes.
Red pajamas, blue pajamas, yellow pajamas.
Can you do it?
I can't do it.
Then, I'll ask you one more.
Raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg.
What does "raw egg" mean?
That's amazing!
That's your specialty.
Thank you!
Bye-bye!
We're friends now, but it's already time to say goodbye.
nagai jikan kakete nakayuku nareta no ni
mou wakare no kisetsu ga kita
wakariau made ni kurasu no dareka to
nando kenka shita darou
Gathering on the way home in uniforms of love
I was silently watching the blue sky under the usual tree
Cherry blossom petals in full bloom that everyone ate
The scent of cherry blossoms that spreads in your mouth
Even the precious memories that will all wither away
I won't tell anyone our secret
If you swallow it slowly and eventually it scatters
Distant youth tears taste