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Hey, look at me!
I love you!
Miyazaki Miho and Mousou Kiss Movie! Streaming starts now!
Ah, this is a tire!
Continuing from last week, this man will appear again tonight!
I'll put this in my mouth...
Idiot!
It's Junji!
He's going to put it in his mouth now!
Let's see how everyone else is doing.
Are you okay?
This is...
This is amazing!
Random, irresponsible, and a little bit of everything!
The legendary entertainer Junji Takada will appear in AKB!
In 3 minutes, Junji will answer your serious concerns!
3 minutes is surprisingly long!
It's surprisingly long!
You don't really need it, do you?
I don't need it!
Kurauchi!
Yes!
Do you have any concerns?
I do have concerns.
Go ahead.
I'd like to talk about it.
My father used to be a professional baseball player.
But my father is a baseball player and a pitcher.
He said my daughter could also throw.
Oh, I see.
Since I was in elementary school,
even in physical education classes, they basically make me the captain of the ball game.
Oh, I see.
Baseball and softball are also ace pitchers.
Oh, I see.
But in reality, I like ball games, but I've never been able to throw a strike.
Oh, that's too bad! Sometimes you can throw a strike!
This is meaningless.
I can't beat that pressure.
Oh...
So what?
She didn't say it, but...
What do you want me to do?
I don't know your history.
I'd like to change the public image of baseball players.
Even if you're a daughter of a baseball player, you can definitely get a strike.
That's for sure.
Yes.
But my father...
I think that's because he's a baseball player.
But my father...
I'd rather play soccer than baseball.
That's stupid!
My father is a soccer player.
If you're a soccer player, you don't have to throw a pitch or go into a hole.
I don't think so.
Then do your best for your father and become a soccer player.
When you go home, your father will become a soccer player.
It's a wonderful solution!
Thank you.
So, Miyazaki, will you go first?
Yes!
Thank you for your time.
Well...
Everyone looks like enemies.
What should I do?
Because everyone looks like enemies.
So what do you want me to do? Do you want me to do something for you? Do you want me to be on your side?
I want you to be on my side.
How much real estate do you have now?
Land.
Do you have land?
I don't have it.
You don't have it? Then you can't be on my side.
But you need money, don't you?
Then what if you become enemies with me?
What's wrong with you?
It's messed up.
Your enemy is like your ally.
You don't know, do you?
You're already 40 years old.
Buy more real estate.
Land! Land! Buy land!
Land! Land! I'll sell it, too.
You need money to be on my side.
I got it. Thank you.
Lastly, Kojima-san.
What should I do?
You suddenly smell like a cabaret club.
What should I do?
I have a problem.
I think graduation season is very difficult.
When will you graduate?
After all, graduation is in spring.
Emotions!
Isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's time for cherry blossoms to bloom.
It's graduation season.
It's spring, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's spring, isn't it?
What else?
What do you like about yourself?
Whether you're a celebrity, an amateur or a foreigner?
I've experienced a lot of things.
What do you mean by "a lot of things"?
I don't like it, Mr. Shioji.
What do you mean?
How tall do you want to be?
I like tall people.
Like 3 meters?
This is hip...hip...hip fetish.
You like butts.
I like butts.
I like butts only.
I don't like the top of the mannequin.
I like only the lower body.
It's extreme, isn't it?
I...
Yes?
I don't have a boundary between my butt and my thighs.
How about that?
That's not a butt.
It's just a flesh vein.
A flesh vein?
Yes.
How tall are you now?
I'm 25 years old.
You're 25 years old. You're a woman, aren't you?
Yes.
You're not a woman, are you?
No, I'm not.
You're a woman, aren't you?
You have money, don't you?
I don't have money.
But you still have money.
How old are you?
I'm 39 years old.
But you're in your 30s...
You're in your 40s and you're working the most.
That's right.
You're the best man.
You're just right.
But you don't have money and you don't care about your body.
I'm not trying to make you cry.
I'm just discussing with you.
You're discussing with me.
You're discussing with me what kind of man you like, right?
Yes.
Well, it's quite difficult to find a man, isn't it?
That's right.
I've never dated a man before, so I don't know.
That's it for "Serious Oriole Corner"!
"Random Rhythms Quiz"!
In order to learn the randomness that has survived Takada-san's entertainment world,
Takada-san will challenge the insect-eating quiz created by Senryu.
The member who did the best in this quiz will receive a nice present from Takada-san.
If you say it now, it will be boring.
I don't think everyone will buy it in a bookstore.
It's called "Random Senryu".
575, right?
Yes.
575.
That's what it is.
The member who did the best in this quiz will receive a nice present.
Do your best!
The first question!
Here is the first question!
Sexual harassment is unforgivable.
What?
I've heard of it.
Yes, Takada-san has done it. Do you remember it?
No, I don't remember it.
Is it really random?
No, it's not.
We sometimes forget to say it.
Sometimes.
That's right.
Maybe it's because of that.
Maybe it's because of what Takada-san said.
If you say something random, you will win.
What do you think?
Sexual harassment is unforgivable.
What? Really?
Are you sure?
I don't know the answer, so I don't know what you are talking about.
Sexual harassment is unacceptable for men.
What are the five words related to sexual harassment?
Let's open together.
Who will go first?
Sexual harassment is unacceptable for men.
It's just watching.
But sexual harassment is usually between men and women.
It's also between men and women.
It's just one feeling.
Even if a boss you hate says "do your best" and puts you on his shoulder, it's sexual harassment in America.
If you like your boss, you can put him on your shoulder when you feel hot.
It's just one feeling.
Even if a boss you hate says "your clothes are sexy" and puts you on his shoulder, it's sexual harassment in America.
You don't care about it, do you?
You really don't care about it, do you?
Miyazaki.
Sexual harassment is unacceptable for men.
It's good for BJs, though.
It's what you just said, isn't it?
Next, Kuramochi.
Sexual harassment is unacceptable for men. Take off your clothes more.
That's great.
Sexual harassment is unacceptable for men. Take off your clothes more.
I see.
Next, Kojima-san.
Sexual harassment is unacceptable for men. Liar.
It's good.
Kojima-san likes it, too.
It's really good, liar.
In this situation, Kuramochi's "take off your clothes more" is my character, isn't it?
There is a correct answer.
Takada-sensei, please announce the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
Sexual harassment is unacceptable for men.
I'm different.
How about it?
I'm different.
That's better.
I'm different.
I see.
I'm different.
Sexual harassment is unacceptable for men.
I'm different.
He's saying good things.
He has a very good personality.
Next, let's look at the second question.
OK.
This one.
What kind of talk show do you appear in?
I see.
Let's look at them together.
Please open them.
What kind of talk show do you appear in?
I've mentioned "peppy".
Now I remember well.
You do talk well.
It might be white foam.
Talking too much.
My talk show is full of lies.
Most of my Q&A cube is full of lies.
My talk show is full of sounds.
Full of sounds?
Like "pii"
Lots of dirty jokes.
That's why it's full of sounds.
I'm getting older and my butt has loosened up.
When I stood up and sat down, I still had a stomachache.
When you stand up, you feel like you have strength.
Please retire soon.
I'm similar to Mochi.
My talk show is full of "pii".
"Pii" is the same, right?
Lots of dirty jokes.
Maybe it's not.
What do you think? Mr. Takada, please announce the correct answer.
My talk show is full of "pii".
Full of "pii"
What do you think?
If it's "pii", it's Miyazaki.
Correct!
Miyazaki and Takada are correct.
For now, you and I have to share the product.
What is it? What is it?
I don't know anymore.
It's melting.
Is it the last one? Let's do the last one.
Here it is.
If you comment on it properly...
I wonder if Mr. Takada was told by someone.
What do you think?
Let's go.
Open.
Maeda.
If you comment on it properly, you won't be called.
That's right.
I think it's like that.
Miyazaki.
If you comment on it properly, you won't be called.
You won't be called.
Yes, Kuramocchi.
If you comment on it properly, you won't be called.
I see.
I wonder if you're looking for appropriate comments.
It's difficult.
People say I'm appropriate, but I don't know what's appropriate these days.
It's true.
It's strange to think appropriately seriously.
Let's go, Kojima-san.
You say good things.
I'm like you, but...
If you comment on it properly, you won't be called.
I see.
I wonder if you're looking for appropriate comments.
I think you're all similar.
Mr. Takada, please announce the correct answer.
It's the same as Kojima-san.
If you comment on it properly, you won't be called.
What do you think?
If you comment on it properly, you won't be called.
It's strange.
Takada, you're not the only one!
Everyone, incorrect!
All questions have ended.
The correct answer is...
Miyazaki is in the lead!
The winner is Miyazaki!
I have a present for you.
What is it?
Takada will give you a present.
Takada will give you the right to upload Takada's AKB song "Tekitou Senryu" on Google+.
It's a big present!
What is it?
AKB's "Tekitou Senryu", please.
AKB's "Tekitou Senryu"?
Yes!
Wow, AKB!
It's a tapestry!
I don't know if it's a tapestry or not, I can't see it!
It's not "Tekitou Senryu"
It's fast!
I'm happy!
It's fast!
It's really fast!
Wow!
What does it say?
"Thank you for your "Tekitou Senryu"!"
Takada-san, please!
Yes!
It's good!
"Takada Junji's "Tekitou AKB Senryu" will be announced in the second half of the show!
If you have something you want to say, please do it here.
Yuma and Ami were doing backflips earlier.
It's not as good as Ami's, but you can stand up and do a bridge and get up from there.
Your body is soft.
Please do it here.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Cool! Rino!
Rino, when did you start doing that?
Since I was in first grade of elementary school.
It's like a hobby for me.
I started doing it because my sister and I have similar bodies.
You have to do it since elementary school.
I think I can do it now.
Can I do it now?
Yes, I think you can.
Really?
Rino...
Well...
I'll sing one more song.
What song?
I don't know the name of Seiko Matsuda's song.
What song is it?
Do you want me to sing it for you?
Let's hear it.
What song is it, Seiko Matsuda?
Please!
Ah, my love is...
Sei-chan, you're so cute!
Riding on the wind and running...
Sei-chan, you're so cute!
You're so cool!
What is this?!
Which specialty are you good at, Sei-chan?
Sei-chan!
Really?!
Are you really good at it?
I'm pretty good at it.
What did you do for the audition for AKB?
I sang Nakumonka by Ikimonogakari.
That song?
Yes.
Nakumonka...
What did you write about it?
Specialty...
Songs and kanji...
I'm good at kanji.
You're really good at singing.
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm sure you'll get to know each other better in the future.
Please continue to support us in the future!
Her ears are so pretty.
Next week, the people of Arakure will come from Hakata!
Kojima-damacy's 15th grade researcher and Sashihara- damacy's HKT-OTA and their new business plan will be launched!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Stop it!
Hey, stop the camera!
Stop filming!
What are you talking about?
Stop it!
Due to the current situation of not being able to continue filming, the A.K.B. club has decided to shut down the show!
Thank you for waiting!
After the commercial, we will announce the A.K.B. strategy that Takada-damacy has come up with!
Please announce it, Takada-san!
Yes!
Let us now announce the A.K.B. strategy that Takada- damacy has come up with!
What does it say?
Let us now announce the strategy that Takada- damacy has come up with!
Please announce it, Takada-san!
Yes!
My motto is "insert rather than concert"!
You're good!
Lovely!
Takada-san, thank you very much!
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
Let's announce it at the end of the commercial!
Takada-san's book!
Everyone, please announce it at the end of the commercial!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes! One, two...
Takada-damacy's A.K.B. strategy has come up!
Goodbye!
I'm glad you changed "ke" to "ko"!
On nights I fell in love and broke down, I stood on the swing like I did as a kid
Screaming dirty words out loud, the kindness that stayed by my side permeated me
No matter how painful it is, sadness doesn't last
Let's live strongly!
Even if we only look forward and say goodbye, let's believe in tomorrow
Even if you're not here, even if I'm not here, I can live on my own
Even if we take different paths, the sky is connected
I'll throw away my memories without meaning to
I'm only looking forward, so let me be cool for the last time
I'm scared of the new world, but I can't back down anymore
The path I walked on is shaking and the wind is blowing