AISubs v3.5
Kawaii is always leaking stimulation from her legs.
The DVD has a lot of talk that can only be talked about here.
She has a bad drinking habit.
What's up with you? Don't get carried away.
You ugly bastard.
I'm not drunk. Thank you very much.
The special video is Kojima Haruna's sexy lecture.
It's hot, I'm burning up.
Tonight, we have three irresponsible entertainers.
They're serious, but not too serious.
AKB Kyowakoku.
Ah, hello. Good evening.
So, as you can see, it's finally here.
Yes, Junji Takada's "Chinkya na Jiden".
Whose book is it? I don't know.
So, yes, it's a wonderful book.
Until now, most of the talent's books have praised themselves.
But I think it's a wonderful book that praises itself.
Yes, so, this book...
Right now, I'd like the best-selling talent to ask for various things and spread it all over the country.
That's the kind of thing we've been doing.
Well...
If you look at this...
Right now...
With the momentum of dropping a bird...
Yuukichi Hiroyuki-kun, right?
Yuukichi...
He has two names, but...
Ton! Ton! Do you know who "pig" is?
"Pig"...
"Pig"... Yes, yes.
His name is Yuukichi-kun, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Anyway...
Since it's "pig"...
With that momentum...
Yes.
I don't have much momentum left.
Not at all.
So, finally...
Junji Takada's "Chinkya na Jiden".
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
You don't have to read the contents of this.
Just the face is fine.
I'm fine with the face.
You've seen it.
I'm fine with it.
Just the face.
I understand.
Thank you very much.
With that...
I'm sorry to say this but...
It says "abc" here, doesn't it?
"abc"?
"akb" is what you say, right?
You're an old man, aren't you?
Enough already!
Your eyebrows are sharp.
Wait a minute.
The biggest crisis in TV history.
Junji Takata attacks the Republic of Korea.
I'm a fashion advisor, Junji Takata.
Junji Takata, a perverted reporter, was born on Genki Takeshi's show "Genki" in 1985.
Although it was a casual talk, Junji Takeshi brought out his charm and made us laugh out loud.
The one in my right hand is Tonkatsu.
Are you surprised? Are you surprised?
This time, we'll throw everything at Mr. Takada!
We'll deliver for 30 minutes just between Mr. Takada and AKB!
First, we'll charge into AKB's dressing room.
Who are the members at the doorstep?
Ah, it's this person! Do you know her?
Kojima Yona-chan.
Oh my!
So cute!
It's been a while!
It's been 6 years!
At AKB's show.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's your hand!
Oh, it's my hand!
I thought it smelled bad.
No, it's not.
So cute!
Were you 8 or 9 years old?
Ah!
I wasn't like that!
You weren't like that at AKB.
I was 18 or 19 years old.
Ah, I see!
After I quit that...
After I got fired, you came to me.
That's right!
You were doing it for a living, weren't you?
In my early days, yes.
I see!
It was really only in my early days.
You don't remember, do you?
I do remember!
I was in trouble consultations.
What should I do from now on?
I remember, but what should I do from now on?
What direction should I go in?
"I don't know!" I said.
Practice something for the Beijing Olympics!
I think I had a mild illness at the time.
It's all in the past now.
It's all in the past now, but...
It's all in the past now.
It's getting worse and worse.
Ah, I see!
There were a lot of people back then, too, weren't there?
Yes!
There were a lot of people.
Kudo and Shizuka were there, too, weren't there?
That was after...
I got older, too, so...
I don't think it's possible for everyone to be Kudo and Shizuka.
Ah, I see!
With that said...
Yes!
When I was in Takada Junji's house...
You don't have to read it, just look at my face.
That's wonderful.
Haruna-chan, can I kiss you?
Yes!
I'm counting on you, Mimu.
Oh, yes! There is a book by Takara-san. I also published a book.
- What is it? - What is it? What do you mean?
I also published a great photo book.
- Oh! - If you like... - This is cute!
- Can we see it? - Yes! - Can we? - If you like...
- Can we? - Can we?
- I won't do such a thing! - This is your childhood, isn't it?
- Yes, it's my childhood. - That's right. It's someone else's childhood.
That's right.
- This outfit is also yours, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- That's right. - But...
- Then... - Yes?
If you buy this, this will come with it. Let's buy it as a set.
- Yes. - Cut! Oh, it's not yet.
- There is something inside. - Oh, look at that.
- Takara-san worked at a jewelry shop. - Oh, yes!
- This is... I don't know if I can say it myself... - Jewelry designer...
- You couldn't hear me, could you?
- Jewelry designer... - You could hear me well, couldn't you?
- Jewelry designer... - Yes.
- Oh! You will wear this from now on, won't you? - Oh, yes! The outfit...
- Yes. - But if you wear all of them, it will be too flashy, won't it?
- Just one. - Oh, just one?
- Just one more time. - This is...
- Oh, this is a diamond! - Diamond!
- Oh, this is more than one carat. - Oh, it's big. I will wear it.
- How good is this jewelry? - Yes.
- There is a way of finding it out. - Yes.
- Once you put it in your mouth... - Oh!
- What? - Oh! I want to eat it!
- Oh! - Oh!
- You will wear it from now on, won't you? - Oh! This is good stuff!
- Oh! I want to eat it!
- Please wear it and come out! - Please don't wear it!
- Oh! This is good stuff! - Please don't wear it!
- This is probably the best among all of them. - Please don't wear it!
- Shall we look at other things? - Shall we look at other things?
- Is it okay? - That's because...
- This is too tight! - This is too tight!
- It's a little big! - This is...
- It's big! - It's big!
- Anyway, shall we put it in when you put it in? - Oh!
- Oh!
- Oh! Please do. Please wear it and come out! - This is amazing!
- Please wear it! - Please wear it!
- Thank you very much! - Please wear it and come out!
- Thank you! - This diamond has already been decided.
- I'll wear it today, so it'll be tangled... - But you know, you're amazing...
- You know, you're beautiful, don't you? - Yes.
- In either case. - Yes.
- You know you're beautiful, don't you? - Yes.
- If you do that, you'll end up... - Oh!
- Messing up... - Oh!
- And you'll stand out. - Oh!
- To make you stand out... - Oh!
- It's good to have one of these simple diamonds. - Exactly.
It's still a little wet now.
It's moist, isn't it?
It's moist.
This is good.
Go for it.
It's wonderful.
It's as beautiful as a jewel.
Thank you very much.
You're still doing it for me, aren't you?
I'm happy.
After that, I'll shake my mouth over there.
The original sloppy man.
Heisei's irresponsible man.
The most sloppy man in the entertainment world.
And 67-year-old Junji Takada with many different names.
25 years ago, when he was young...
No, no, no, no.
What are you looking at?
This is a big deal.
Huh?
It's worth 30 million yen.
One by one.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe it.
One by one.
Oh, my God.
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
Help me!
"Eternal Pervert Old Man" is on sale now!
Next stop is...
...the school where AKB members are studying for their future.
Hello!
I'm a young researcher.
Oh, you're a researcher?
Yes, I am.
But you don't look like you know anything about it.
I'm a researcher at AKB.
I'm on TV for the first time today.
Oh, you're elementary school students?
No, we're junior high school students.
Oh, junior high school students?
We're in first grade.
Oh, first grade?
Well, it doesn't matter which grade you're in.
Let's leave it at that.
Let's see what Kojihara-onee-san has to say.
What's your name, Sato?
I'm Kiara.
Kiara?!
She's so cute!
What do you think?
Do you want to be like her?
Yes, I do.
Then you should change your face to something like this.
She's so cute!
Each of you has a special skill, right?
Yes.
I can do back flips.
Back flips?!
Oh, but...
Then let's have you do a short skirt.
Back flips are hard to do, right?
What?!
No way!
What are you doing?!
Put on your jersey.
Oh, you're surprised.
What are you doing?!
I'm nervous.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Are you okay?
It's hard.
Here I go.
Wow!
How was it?
Wow!
Then let's have you take off your jersey for the second time.
What are you talking about?!
You're an old man!
I'm a high school student!
Oh, I see. Thank you.
And next...
Me? I'm good at changing faces.
Do you have any challenges for me?
Challenges for changing faces?
How about Godzilla?
Godzilla?!
Please say "count 3, 2, 1"
3...
2...
1...
0.9...
That's too long!
3...
2...
1...
0.9...
That's embarrassing!
You're getting quieter and quieter.
That's enough!
Right, Ichika?
And next...
I'm good at singing and dancing.
Dancing?
I can't dance.
You can't dance, right?
I can't dance.
What kind of singing are you good at?
Singing...
This is your first time on TV, right?
I don't know if I'm allowed to do this or not...
You can do it!
I don't know if I'm allowed to do this or not...
Oh, it's hot in here. I'll sing.
Your eyes...
Your lips...
Thank you.
She's a researcher of AKB.
She's a researcher of AKB. What is AKB?
And you, miss?
I can do cheer dancing.
What kind of dancing?
Cheer dancing.
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
Can you show me?
I'll show you.
Like this.
That's wonderful.
It's too short.
That's wonderful.
You can't do it like that!
Look!
There's someone called Junji Takada.
For personal reasons...
Please tell everyone.
If you tell us that much, we don't have anything else to do.
There's a member who has a little more money.
No way!
I have it! I have it!
You really have it?
What is it?
There's a member who has a little more money.
AKB.
Is it here?
Yes.
There are so many of them.
Konkon, who said you are a fox?
Excuse me. Are you having fun?
Excuse me.
Kawaii (cute)
I'm sorry. Thank you.
Hello.
I called you because I wanted to hear your voice before going to bed.
Was it a nuisance?
Miyazaki Miho and delusional phone call.
Broadcast start!
Konkon, who said you're a fox?
Excuse me.
Is it fun?
Excuse me, I'm going to throw up.
So cute!
I'm sorry.
Hello, I'm Ii Byouhon.
She's an AKB member.
Yes, I'm an AKB member.
Good morning.
You all have money today, right?
She's great.
Junri Kakara and Jiden Chin.
And Kojiharu.
That's right.
So...
How old are you?
I'm 18 years old.
18 years old?
Yes.
You look different every day.
Do I?
You look...
Do you know me?
You look different every day.
Do I?
You look hot every day.
My face doesn't look like hers.
I'm sorry.
I almost forgot about you.
I'm not your sister.
You look different every day.
I'm your brother.
She's your sister?
That's right.
You look different every day.
You look hot every day.
Who is this?
It's me.
I'm sorry.
She saw you.
She saw me.
You live alone, is that okay?
Yes.
Do you have anything you're good at?
I do.
I can imitate people.
Wow!
I'm good at imitating people.
She's good at imitating people.
What are you good at?
I can imitate Ashida Mana-chan.
It's Mana.
I can't use my manager.
I don't know much about Mana Ashida.
I don't know if she's right or not.
You look like you're from Calary.
Are you from Calary?
Calary.
I'm from Calary.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
You're from Calary.
What are you good at?
I've shown it on this show before.
I'm good at air hoop.
Oh, air hoop.
There's no air hoop.
There isn't.
Then it can't be helped.
Can I say "just in case"?
Just in case.
Air hoop.
Oh, please.
Air hoop.
It's air, right?
I'll do it.
What was that?
I'm sorry.
Can you be a little more skeptical?
Airflare hoop, interesting!
Miyazaki, try it.
Are you okay, Miyazaki?
Kuramochi, let's try the airflare hoop.
Here you go, Kuramochi.
Are you okay?
It's just a woman swinging her waist.
Ask Kojima-neesan to do it for you.
Really?
Are you sure you want me to do it for you?
Airflare hoop.
Wait a minute, Kuramochi.
You're a little shy.
Thank you very much.
Don't look at it.
Just buy it.
Thank you very much.
Let's continue.
"Takada Grandpa Theater".
Let's call him "Kyoshii Grandpa".
Earlier, we had a special teacher at the theater.
He's not just an old man, he's a teacher.
He's still here, so let's call him in.
Takada-san, come in.
How are you?
Please call me "Kyoshii Grandpa".
Thank you for your help earlier.
Thank you very much.
Takada-sensei, you don't know me very well yet.
So I want you to know me a little.
Let's go to the corner.
Takada-san, please think of a catchphrase for me.
There are various catchphrases for AKB, but none of them are catchy.
We'd like you to come up with something new.
Shall we start with "kura mochi"?
"Kura mochi", "chikara mochi", "kane mochi".
Good evening, everyone.
"Kura mochi", "chikara mochi", "kane mochi", "kura mochi".
Are you sure about that?
Yes.
Everyone says it's enough.
Miyazaki.
Do-re-mi-do-mi-do-myo!
I'm Miyako Hatojima and Miyazaki Miho!
What about you?
What was "Miyazaki" anyway?
That's just your impression.
What was "Miyazaki" anyway?
That's just your impression.
Miyazaki and Miyako.
Shall I say it?
What was "Miyazaki" anyway?
I don't know!
Your eyes are closed.
Eyebrows, boom!
Isn't that enough?
Kojima-san, would you like to do it too?
Yes, please!
What should we do?
Let's all say "Akanbe Kojiharu desu"
Because it's red!
Let's do this!
"Beauty is a sin?" Kojima Haruna desu!
That's good!
Don't you think you're flying too low?
It's not that beautiful!
You're doing it!
You're flying too low!
You said it yourself!
That's right!
That's how the entertainment world is!
Anyway, if you have something useful, please bring it!
If you don't have anything useful, can you just throw it away?
Next week, an AKB member with serious problems will be rescued!
In 3 minutes, Junji's serious problems will be solved!
♪If I turn my head and look away, ♪
♪will you notice my tears? ♪
♪I glare at you from a distance, ♪
♪and I look down at you.♪
♪Let's walk this path together. ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ Meeting you suited me well ♪
♪ I was rebellious to you in youth ♪
♪ We learned that for life ♪
♪ What's important is in the future ♪
♪ Even if we're having fun now ♪
♪ It doesn't last forever ♪
♪ I'm clinging to you ♪
♪ I'm only looking forward ♪
♪ Let me dress up ♪
♪ For the last time ♪
♪ A new world is ringing out ♪
♪ But I can't go back ♪
♪ The path I walked on ♪
♪ Looking back ♪
♪ The wind is blowing ♪
♪ Wow! Wow! ♪