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With her debut as a love novelist, Mayumi Uchida and "Dream Kiss" are back!
Welcome to Ariyoshi AKB Radio!
Today's guests are...
Kobayashi Uchida and...
Chika's...
Yes!
Sato!
Yes!
So you guys are "non-selected"...
Yes!
So you're not selected!
That's right!
Right?
I'm a little worried...
Are you okay?
We're fine!
Are you okay?
We're fine!
The first segment is "non-selected"...
"why" segment!
In this segment, non-selected members of AKB...
will talk about their "why" and...
"why"s of Tetsu and Tomo.
Do you have any complaints about non-selected members?
I don't usually say it...
but sometimes I do.
Kojima-san, of course...
No, no, no...
You're pretty funny, Kojima-san.
No, no, no...
Kojima-san, are you really making fun of non- selected members?
No, I'm not!
But you are, right?
No, I'm not!
Really?!
Not at all?!
No, not at all...
Wait a minute!
Kojima-san and I are on the same side!
That's terrible!
Kojima-san said it!
There's a lot of things I'm curious about.
It's not everything...
but there's a lot of things I'm curious about.
Maybe that's why you're non-selected.
That's good.
Let's have fun today.
Music, start!
First, Mayumi Uchida!
You won the rock-paper-scissors tournament, but you're not selected anymore. Why is that?
Why is that?
You bought souvenirs overseas for everyone. Why is that?
Why is that?
Next, Rina Tsukano!
Why is it that rock-paper-scissors time is the same as research students' time?
Why is that?
When I went to the Republic of Korea last time, I was allowed to kiss a bullfrog, but now I'm not allowed to call it "why is that?"
Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that?
Sato Sumire!
Yes!
In a Yahoo! Knowledge Bag post, it says "isn't Sato Sumire-chan's face too big?"
Why is that?
In addition, the best answer is "doesn't it look like a big potato?"
Why is that?
Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that?
Ah, why is that?
No, it's me.
In the end, it's me, Kobayashi.
Last year, when I was happy to be in 19th place in the general election, it was Kobayashi from SKE.
It was Kobayashi Chigai.
Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why
is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Why is
that?
Why is that?
I love you so much.
I believe you.
I don't know.
I'm excited.
Chikano, you have the same length of handshake with students. Why?
I don't know.
Because I'm friendly and I make my fans happy with my cheerfulness.
I don't know why.
How many years?
Six years.
I've been doing it for a long time.
Does she know you?
No, we haven't met recently.
But we went to the park together.
We went to various parks.
We were cheerful, positive and had a good time.
But your handshake time is very short.
No, it's not.
But it doesn't mean you don't have fans, does it?
No, I don't.
Please tell me how to be popular.
My goal for this year is to be popular.
I see.
But you should show your face.
What? My face?
You shouldn't show your face.
It doesn't mean you're special or ugly in AKB.
It doesn't mean you're not bad.
Where is it?
It's not that bad.
What is it?
I don't know.
How can you be popular?
It's amazing that you're a child.
It's amazing.
Your photo book is also amazing.
It's amazing.
You're popular.
No, I'm not.
You're scary.
You're energetic and scary.
I thought it was my lucky day.
But you're doing fine.
Yes, I'm doing fine.
What's wrong with you?
You're trying too hard.
You said you're scary.
You should be more relaxed.
I see.
I'll be relaxed.
You should relax your brain.
I forgot about it.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Thank you.
I'll do my best.
Sato Sumire.
Isn't Sato Sumire's face big?
Why did you post it?
Many people say that.
Is my face that big?
I think it's normal.
My face has expanded.
I think my face is expanding now, too.
Your skin is white.
Your skin is white, so your face is expanding.
That's why people say my face is big.
If you do your best, you can win the game.
I'll do my best today, too.
Do you put shading in your face?
I put a lot of shading in my face.
Do you have it?
Do you want me to do it?
Do you want me to change it?
It's charcoal.
Do you want me to change it?
I'll write "mucky" on my face.
You look like a big potato.
People say I look like a potato.
But I'm not happy about it.
What should I do with this potato?
Do you know it?
I don't know it.
I know it.
I know you well.
Really?
Really.
Are you kidding me?
I've never heard of it.
Do you have a big stomach?
I don't have a big stomach.
I sometimes send you an email.
What do you want to be called?
Animal, potato, vegetable, anything is fine.
Anything is fine except potato.
I hate potato.
Can I call you "konnyakuimo"?
I hate "imo".
How about "kittama"?
How about "kittama" face?
"Jagayamo" is fine.
"Jagayamo" is fine?
"Jagayamo" is fine.
"Jagayamo" is fine, right?
"Jagayamo" is fine.
The next corner is "This is more amazing than me, Haruna Kojima".
All members should say "I won against Kojima".
The next corner is "This is more amazing than me, Haruna Kojima".
All members should say "I won against Kojima".
Let's start it.
Chikano.
Kojima Haruna's lips are just thick tarako,
but Chikano's singing of the CM song "tarako, tarako" is amazing.
Is that so?
It's only for the CM song,
but before we debuted as a duo,
I sang it with Masayama Kayano.
Before joining AKB.
Try singing it.
I'll sing it.
tarako, tarako
"tappuri" (a lot)
tarako, tarako
"tarako, tappuri" (a lot of tarako)
"tarako ga yatte kuru" (tarako is coming)
Like that.
I see.
Uchida, try singing it.
tarako, tarako
"tappuri" (a lot of tarako)
tarako, tarako
"tappuri" (a lot of tarako)
"tarako ga yatte kuru" (tarako is coming)
tarako, tarako
It's too long.
I see.
Sato, you try it.
Tarako, tarako
It sounds like "tarako".
Tapuri, tarako
Tarako, tarako
Tapuri, tarako
Tarako ga yatte kuru
Not bad.
You don't like being filmed, do you?
No, I don't.
I don't like being filmed.
You shouldn't be on TV.
How about you?
Tarako, tarako
Hey, shut up!
I know you're filming me!
You idiot!
Let's move on.
Sato, Sumire
Kojima, Haruna
Merutomo
Seizei
Minegishi
Sato
Kagawa
Teruiki
Merutomo
Wow!
Why?
When I was in elementary school and junior high school, I played a child's role.
At that time, I started to carry my cell phone.
I asked for my address.
Even now, I sometimes get e-mails during the general election.
Wow!
Do you get e-mails from Kagawa?
Sometimes.
Not very often, but I still get e-mails from her.
I see.
That's amazing.
How about you, Minegishi?
I'm really Minegishi.
Please introduce me.
She's a great senior.
Wow!
As I said before...
You could ask for her address because you played a child's role.
Yes!
But now, I don't ask for her address.
Wow!
That's amazing.
Isn't there a great person like Merutomo?
My classmate, Takeemi-chan, was there.
My classmate, Rena-chan.
My classmate, Rena-chan is not Merutomo.
But Takeemi-chan is Merutomo.
I sometimes contact her.
Can you tell me the first thing you said?
The first thing you said in El Guado.
Can you tell me?
The first thing you said!
That's amazing!
I wonder if it's okay because it's Takeemi.
I'll leave it up to your imagination.
Kojima-san, is there really no one like you?
There's no one like you! You'll lose!
Isn't there anyone like you in your classmate group?
In my classmate group...
What about Maggie-chan?
Oh, Maggie-chan is...
Oh, you don't know Maggie-chan?
No.
You win!
Kobayashi Kana's accent is amazing.
Even though it's Kojima spring, you can only walk around the city and give out tissues.
Kobayashi was scouted by four people in just five minutes.
Really?
That's amazing.
It's a cabaret face.
Yesterday, too.
We only walked for about two minutes and two people followed us.
But you were really cute at first, weren't you, Kana?
At first...
That's terrible.
At first...
What's wrong? Please tell me.
At first, people call me "cabbage face".
But at first, I was like an idol.
I was in a position like you, Acchan.
That's right.
In the beginning.
And then...
We were doing it together, Acchan and I.
And then it became like this.
And now I'm like this.
You must have lost your mind.
I can't catch up with you no matter what you do.
I wonder if it's normal for you.
But I'll do my best without giving up.
It's really painful, isn't it?
It's pretty tough.
Eight years have passed and we're still in the same period.
My period is...
Miyazawa Sae, Oshima Yuko, Umeda Ayaka and me.
It's already tough, isn't it?
It's already tough.
It's tough for people who have already graduated.
That's right.
Sayaka and I and Meitan too.
It's already tough.
It's tough.
What should we do?
Won't you consult with me?
What should we do?
But you don't know how to quit, do you?
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I want to quit as a big girl once.
Can you do it?
I'm really stupid. Please help me.
You want to do it again like him.
You want to announce your graduation in white again.
You want to quit.
Maybe next year...
You want to punch Fumie Sakamoto?
No, I don't want to do it.
Stop it, Sae Yuko.
Do it again, personally.
Emergency project "Ariyoshi Bansankai".
From now on, AKB will compete against 15 researchers and "Eternal Secret Weapon" non- selection members.
The winning team will eat first by cooperating with each other with the luxurious menu served at "Bansankai".
What do you think?
As expected, there is a sense of seniority.
Even if you eat it safely...
Let's show it.
Let's eat it.
I hope it's delicious, so I'd like to eat it leisurely.
We'll eat a lot.
I see.
Then we'll start.
We'll open the menu, so please put your hands on it.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Menu, open!
Stop it!
What is this?
Stop it!
"Ariyoshi Bansankai", a fierce battle between 15 researchers and non-selection members.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Menu, open!
Stop it!
What is it?
Stop it! It stinks!
Menu is...
Glasses, horse, silkworms, bamboo shoots and juice.
What is it?
A nice order book.
Is it real?
All of them. All of them are Chinnu's prize.
Chinnu's prize of 10 million yen.
Let's eat. Ready, go!
Chinnu, you can do it!
Is it possible?
You can do it!
You guys are amazing!
You can do it!
I can't do it.
It stinks!
When it stinks, you can drink a spoon of juice.
You can drink a spoon of juice.
What is it?
It's wet.
Something came out of it.
It came out of it.
You're amazing!
You're a kindergarten kid.
I'll kiss you.
I'm nervous.
You're eating a lot.
It stinks! It stinks!
You can't choose at all!
Young people are amazing.
You can do it!
Can you do it?
I'll kiss you. Ready, go!
You can do it!
This is really...
Look, a man who can eat a shark.
Can you do it?
Half and half.
Half and half, how is it?
No!
Look, what is it?
You are cute!
Look!
No!
Look! Look!
You want me to do it for you, right?
I want you to do it for me.
No!
Look, you can drink even just a little bit of it.
That's right, you can't drink it all.
Wait!
Cheers!
Half and half!
Cheers!
One, two...
Why are you guys like this?
No!
Wait! Wait!
Half and half!
Go, shark!
Shark, did you eat it?
Amazing!
Komiyama and Half and half ate a shark!
This is amazing!
I've never seen anything like it!
This is my first time seeing someone eat a shark!
There are still three people left!
Half and half!
Let's eat it!
Half and half won!
That was close, Komiyama!
She's crying!
You ate a lot!
This is amazing!
How was it, Kojima-san? These girls are amazing!
I'm so moved!
I'm sure there will be many good things from now on!
That was wonderful!
That's all for today's show!
Amazing!
♪ I can only look forward to it, and at the time of separation,
♪ I believe in tomorrow.
♪ Even if you aren't there, and I aren't there,
♪ I can live on my own.
♪ Even if we take different paths,
it's only in the city.