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Can you beat Haruna Kojima with your freshness?
Yes, I can.
That's fast!
I love you!
Nooo!
Stop it! You're making me mad!
You can't read clocks, can you?
I can't read clocks!
You can!
Tonight's show is also on!
Ariyoshi AKB radio show!
Yay!
Let me announce the "best 5 words you should never say to men"
and invite our guests!
You look just like your ex-boyfriend!
Yes, you're right.
I shouldn't say that, right?
"Words you shouldn't say to men" ranking 4th place!
You're unreliable.
You have a pretty face.
Let's move on to 3rd place!
Your salary is surprisingly low.
You're really good!
Let's move on!
2nd place!
Even though you're a man!
I don't want you to say that!
"Words you shouldn't say to men" ranking 1st place!
You're annoying.
This is "Men Must Not Say It" Word Ranking Tips.
Arias-san, how was it?
What is this segment?
Suddenly...
Did you notice?
What is it?
In this show, the number of female viewers is extremely low.
Of course it is.
So we brought in something for women.
There's no way women would watch this, right?
That's how it is.
The bowl is small.
The bowl is small. How is it, Arias-san?
When I say it, everyone gets excited.
That's not how you look at it.
It's not for perverts, it's for women.
Thank you very much.
With that said, Arias AKB radio show, start!
Arias AKB radio show, start!
Iriyama has been appointed as Kojima Haruna's successor.
Is that right?
I don't know, but I got a message from a fan saying "Nyan Nyan said it on TV yesterday."
Oh, that's what you said.
Isn't it?
The other day, Kojima Haruna said Iriyama's name as her successor on an NHK program.
Why are you laughing?
I'm in trouble.
Are you happy?
Yes, I am.
I don't think you're happy.
Why?
I'm not a successor. I'm just a type of person. I'm cute.
So, I want you to be like me.
What do you mean? Are you going to quit?
No, I'm not.
I'm going to quit talking about AKB in the future.
But I also told Akimo.
If you're going to quit, you have to raise someone.
Who should I raise?
I'll raise Annin because she's cute.
No, Iriyama can't be raised by Kojima.
That's what everyone in the band said.
Please raise me.
How do you feel about being Kojima's successor?
I'd like you to raise me.
But I don't know where to contact you.
That's hard.
I know where you are.
You've emailed me before.
No, I haven't.
You emailed me on my birthday.
Yes, I did.
But Kojima-san didn't come.
When is your birthday?
Today.
That's hard.
No, it's not.
It's really today, right?
Yes, it's the day of the recording.
Does that mean everyone is mean?
I emailed you properly.
I did.
That's amazing!
It's today.
Kojima-san is the only one who doesn't know anything.
That's true. I'm mean.
I'm mean.
Even though you're his successor.
Please get along with him.
But you don't get close to him, do you?
I don't know anything about him.
Let's move on.
Iwata Karen's Rumor.
Yes.
Iwata's uncle is a super big actor.
Uncle?
What's an uncle?
He's my grandma's little brother.
His name is Harada Daijirou.
Are you Daijirou?
Are you two dating?
Oh, really?
Yes.
That's right.
Have you met him before?
We used to eat out together.
I've been taking care of him since he was little.
Oh, really?
What's your name?
Daisan.
Daisan!
Wow!
Your mom is also a local talent?
Yes, she is.
I'm from Miegi Prefecture.
I've been working as a local talent or free announcer in Miegi Prefecture.
But when I came to Tokyo to do AKB, I quit all my jobs.
That's why I'm a local talent.
Anyone else?
My mom's childhood friend or relative is Kudo Jijijeno Kankuro-san.
Wow!
You have a lot of friends.
Is there anyone else?
My dad was the only son of Kojiharu-san.
That's right.
Koji...
I'm also a physical education teacher.
Are you teaching?
I feel like I'm teaching.
I'm a middle school student.
I'm a physical education teacher.
That's enough.
You're a mess.
Is it a misunderstanding?
Misunderstanding? Who is that?
Who is that?
I'm sorry.
Harada Daijirou-san, thank you for telling me.
Thank you.
Next.
A rumor about Matsui Sakiko from Bonsai.
Matsui likes smelly smell.
Really?
I didn't think it was smelly.
For example, when I was in middle school, there was a boy who smelled really good.
I told my friend, "Marumaru-kun, you smell really good. What kind of smell is it?"
She said, "It's the smell of armpit hair."
I thought, "This is the rumored smell of armpit hair."
Since then, the world has expanded.
You thought it was a good smell, didn't you?
It had a deep smell.
You took it as a deep smell.
I didn't dislike it.
That's it? What else?
Since I have a cat, I could smell it.
Or I could smell snake's anus.
Snake's anus?
I could smell it.
But it's amazing.
How about you?
It smelled like charcoal.
How about you, Iriyama?
I don't like it.
It's incomprehensible.
How about you, Harada Daijirou-san?
Doesn't it smell that unpleasant?
I think it's still okay.
But I like the smell of someone's butt.
Then I'll buy it.
That much is okay.
I understand. Let's go to the next one.
Mozart's famous "Oshima Ryoka"
Oshima has smelly feet.
This is crazy!
You guys are usually like that!
You're usually smelly!
I don't know in general, but...
But when I got home and was waiting for dinner,
I thought, "Is there natto today?"
The smell of my own feet!
I realized at the time how smelly I was.
I don't know much about it.
Does it smell like this?
Do you want to smell it?
Really?
But I think it's okay today.
It's cold.
You're sweating.
Stop smelling your own feet!
But it doesn't smell at all today.
Then let's have Matsuri smell it.
Did you take it off?
I took it off.
It's like popcorn.
It's funky.
I don't know what you're talking about.
How is it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Popcorn?
But it smells good.
This is much better.
Excuse me.
Oh, no!
Is it smelly?
It's not popcorn.
It's smelly, isn't it?
In a word, it's smelly, isn't it?
It's hard for me to buy popcorn.
I'll ask Ms. Kojima.
I'm used to it.
Have you ever bought it in Hawaii?
I've bought it in Hawaii.
It's smelly in Hawaii.
I've bought it in the same place.
It looks good on you.
It's smelly.
I ate it.
You ate it, didn't you?
I ate it.
I feel happy.
You ate it, didn't you?
I feel happy.
You ate it, didn't you?
I feel happy.
It's funny.
That's all.
Welcome to AKB's Joke!
The next corner is "Let's polish Matsui Sakiko's impersonation!"
This corner is "Let's polish Matsui Sakiko's impersonation!"
Thank you!
What is it? Are you good at impersonating?
Yes, I do.
Oh, you do?
Yes, but they say it's not funny.
Let's watch it just in case.
Yes!
Tara-chan's absolute no-sayer.
Countdown TV viewers! Good evening! I'm Fugura Tarao!
I see.
It's long.
It's long!
It was good in the beginning.
Was it short?
Yes, it was short.
There's no point.
People say it a lot.
It doesn't sound like you in the end.
It's no good.
Really?
It's not my fault, but everyone says it a lot.
Maybe it's because of the lines.
Everyone, please think about it and do it.
Yes!
Thank you!
Let's sing it.
Tara-chan's absolute no-sayer.
I wanted to increase this department store, so I'm happy.
It's perfect.
Yes!
I did it!
Yes, Iwata!
Let's watch "Tara-chan's absolute no-sayer."
Ta-dah!
Unagiyo soyotosu desu.
What? What? What?
Let's say it just in case.
Unagiyo soyotosu desu.
It's funny.
It's scary.
It's dark now.
It's like "Attack on Titan."
Do you know it?
I know it.
I'm happy.
There's a strong soldier called Captain Levi of "Attack on Titan."
His hairstyle is like "Tara-chan," so it's a hot topic on the Internet.
People say we look alike, so I wanted you to say it.
I see.
People who know it know it.
That's it.
Tara-ka.
You have a face like "Tara-ka."
Oshima!
You have a face like "Tara-ka."
Oshima!
Tara-chan will never say it.
Wakame-chan no pants wo miruto koufun suru desu.
She will never say it.
Can I say it again?
Wakame-chan no pants wo miruto koufun suru desu.
It's funny.
It's like "Ume-chan."
It's scary.
I'm a bit like it, too.
Wakame onee-chan, how long are you going to wear your mochi?
I love boobs.
I like young girls.
That sounds good.
I like young girls.
That's all!
Matsui-san, please choose a good one.
I've decided.
Go ahead.
I love boobs.
That's all!
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The next segment is for AKB's "Thinking Ten Years Later" segment!
"Thinking Ten Years Later" segment is for AKB's "Thinking Ten Years Later" segment!
In other words, we will think about what will happen to AKB48 in 2024!
We have a lot of questions from our viewers.
We don't have any viewers, though...
Let's start with Matsui.
Yes!
A pen name!
From Shinji Anouncer-san for AKB's "Ten Years Later" segment!
Introducing "thank you" system!
I don't like it!
I see...
It was banned from love, wasn't it?
Is it okay to say "thank you" now?
I don't like it...
What do you think?
You say "thank you" and come back again, don't you?
I don't like it...
You don't like it?
We have two pens now!
That's right!
Wow!
That's interesting!
Iriyama!
A pen name!
From 100% Orange-san for AKB's "One Big News" segment in 2024!
Former AKB member Sashihara Rino-san, discovered in Vietnam!
What happened? What are you doing?
You've already stopped, haven't you?
I wonder what you were doing...
Are you doing well?
AKB's "One Big News" segment in 2024 from pen name "akamabushi-san"!
Ichikawa Miori lies down for three days in front of a reality she's not used to.
It was too late for you to notice.
Let's go, Taran-kun!
One big news segment in 2024 from pen name "rikopin-san"!
Rock-paper-scissors tournament will be held again this year!
I want you to cut it out.
Let's do something new.
That's what I think.
Kojima-san.
One big news segment in 2024 from pen name "malmo- san"!
Yes, Kojima-san.
Yes! Pen name Marmo-san sent us a big AKB news in 2024!
Minegishi's 5th pose!
It's not 5th!
It's not 5th...
It's a lot.
2 years and 1 pose.
You should pose all the time!
Let's go one more week, Matsui-san.
Yes! Pen name Napolitan-san sent us a big AKB news in 2024!
With a lot of things happening, we became a trio and restarted.
It decreased a lot.
I hope we don't remain in a trio.
I hope we don't.
Yes, how about you, Ilyan?
Yes! Pen name Garterbelt-san sent us a big AKB news in 2024!
Kojima Haruna's ideal bust ranking is 102nd!
What is that?!
It decreased a lot.
Ideal bust ranking is 102nd?!
That's amazing.
I'm done.
Yes! Pen name Koike-san sent us a big AKB news in 2024!
Kojima Haruna's ideal bust ranking is 102nd!
Haruka Shimazaki's part-time job is about to start, but she got fired immediately due to salt tolerance.
That's a good way of saying it.
That's mean!
Salt tolerance...
Oshima-ko and Tanaka.
Let's go.
Pen name Pants-no-ana-san sent us a big AKB news in 2024!
Kojima Haruna's part-time job is about to start, but she got fired immediately due to salt tolerance.
Ume-chan transferred to OL!
How old is she?
36 years old.
36 and OL...
She won't take it!
Lastly, Kojima-san.
I'm curious about something.
A big AKB news in 2024 from pen name Kanada-san!
Kojima Haruna-san, the oldest member of 36 years old.
She had her dad remodeled.
How many times has it been?
I didn't do it!
That's all for today.
How was it, Matsui-san?
It was great!
Thank you!
How was it, Matsui-san?
It was my first time on this show.
It's a really fun show!
Thank you!
It's a show where you can praise your wife!
I'd like to come back again!
Please do!
Thank you!
How about you, Ilya?
I can't stand laughing for 30 minutes.
Don't say things like that!
I'm tired.
And you, Iwata?
It's been about a year and a half since I was born,
but nothing has changed and it's fun!
That's right, nothing has changed.
And you, Tanaka?
It's me!
This show is fun no matter what you say!
I feel relaxed and it's fun!
Please come back again!
That's all for today!
This has been AKB's radio show!
Thank you!