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The official iPhone app of the Akiyoshi AKB Republic, which hasn't been released yet...
Yo!
The Kojiharu Telecom app, which hides Kojima Haruna's heart-pounding words...
...is also in high demand!
[Kojiharu Telecom]
First up is Tetsurou Degawa's impersonation.
Oh, for real?!
That's right!
The moment Newton discovered the gravitational force...
Wow!
Mrs. Curie's speech at the Nobel Prize winning ceremony.
Everybody, thank you for...
Mrs. Curie! Mrs. Curie!
And last up is Koichi Wajima.
Hey... you know...
Boxing is...
Go inside and...
A perfect impersonation!
Yes, it's all thanks to this man.
And with that, we welcome Mr. Sekine Tsutomu to teach us...
...how to survive in the entertainment world!
I like you, but I'm not interested in you.
I'm getting ready to run away from you many times.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Stop it!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, baby!
Tell me your fortune.
We're in the middle of our love.
The future isn't so bad.
Hey, hey, hey!
We didn't throw away our lives, did we?
I have a feeling that we'll meet again somewhere.
I have a feeling.
Thank you very much!
Hine Tsutomu's "How to Delusion"!
I'm delusional about many things.
Does it help you?
It does.
My brain develops another part of my brain.
And I can deal with my desires with delusions.
It's not allowed in the UK.
That's right.
I'm married.
I can't date.
I can't date a woman because I'm married.
I can't have sex.
So I date in my head and deal with it.
You can deal with it.
I did my best to deal with it.
What kind of delusions do you usually have?
For example...
For example, Kojiharu.
I like Kojiharu very much.
So I go on a date with Kojiharu.
And we go to a mother's farm.
And Kojiharu likes me, too.
So we work hard and wear white boots.
Mother's farm?
It started raining.
Mother's farm is wet with dirt.
So we go there.
She said, "I'm tired today."
I said, "You're right."
And I fell asleep while I was making tea.
Then she said, "These boots are dirty because you worked hard."
So I polished them.
You're so kind.
And I put them in my bag.
And I went home.
And one day...
Oh, by the way, you're wearing school uniform today.
It's check day.
I said that on a program.
White boots.
Oh, they may be dirty.
How dirty are they?
I thought.
Can I polish them myself?
Will I make it in time?
And I opened it and it was white.
Thank you.
That's funny.
I'm doing it for you.
I'm glad I met you.
Me, too.
That's how we do it.
But it's hard to do it from the beginning.
I'll ask you questions and you'll find the answer.
I see.
You'll go on a delusion.
When you're reborn, what kind of person do you want to be?
Let me give you an example.
When you're reborn, do you want to be a man or a woman?
I want to be a woman.
You want to be a woman.
And your country?
My country is Spain.
Spain.
And your occupation?
Flamenco dancer.
So you're tall...
Yes, I am.
And you're beautiful.
Yes, I am.
And you have a beautiful appearance.
Yes, I do.
But I like beautiful girls.
You go out with a lot of people.
Yes, I like girls who have a lot of love.
You know, like this.
She appears in a scene.
I wanted to love a lot of girls.
I see.
And I wanted everyone to pay attention.
I've been watching "Hell" for 8 years.
With my own eyes.
That kind of thing comes up.
In the case of Hiyo-kun, I met him a while ago.
He is a person who protects Canada's forests.
What is that?
An actress from Hollywood comes there on a program.
Like Nasujiwa.
An actress from Hollywood comes there and says, "I don't like forests."
He wakes up in nature and doesn't care about me at all.
He cherishes nature.
And a week later, he says, "I gave up all my life."
He is tied up with someone like Alhassan.
That kind of thing comes up.
Let's ask everyone.
Is this a basic question?
Yes.
Let's ask one by one.
If you were reborn, would you be a man or a woman?
Kojiharu.
I'd like to be a woman.
A woman.
I'd like to be a woman, too.
A man.
A woman.
That's nice.
Which country do you want to be born in?
Russia.
Russia!
A Russian woman.
France.
France!
Where?
But I'd like to be in Japan.
A Japanese man.
India.
India!
What's your occupation?
A Russian woman.
What's your occupation?
At a market.
How tall are you?
One hundred and sixty-eight.
What's your style like?
Slim.
Yes.
What kind of man do you like?
A man who's about two meters tall.
A strong Russian man.
Nikolai.
She wants to be happy as a woman.
She wants to be protected by a strong man.
She wants to be protected.
And Mayu is...
A woman.
A French woman.
What's your occupation?
My occupation is French, so I'd like to be a fashionable designer.
A designer!
How tall are you?
I'd like to be taller.
One hundred and seventy-something.
What's the color of your eyes?
Blue.
Slim blue.
Slim blue!
Sekine looks happy.
She likes him.
What kind of man is he?
An architect.
An architect!
So you're both interested in realistic things.
Yes, realistic things.
She really admires you.
She is a Japanese man.
What is your occupation?
Police officer.
How tall are you?
About 175 cm.
What is your name?
My name is Yamato.
How old were you when you got married?
I got married when I was about 27 years old.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a Korean.
What is your digital name?
Yucha.
You admire men.
You admire men who have a firm business.
It's embarrassing.
Where is she from?
She is an Indian woman.
What does she do?
She is a model.
She is Asian.
Is she tall?
Yes, she is.
She is 168 cm.
Is she Indian or international?
I met her as a model.
She is a make-up artist.
She is one of the top make-up artists in India.
She wants to marry someone who knows her job well.
Really?
I didn't know that.
If you dream like that, you can dream anytime.
She dreamed for a short time.
I like to hear her height.
Sheight is important.
Basketball players want 195 cm to 200 cm.
She is tall.
To enjoy life in general,
for women 160 cm, 150 cm and 165 cm are the best.
It's easy for you to choose clothes, isn't it?
That's true.
I had that in my childhood.
including that, you can dream in detail.
I dream with my girlfriend.
With your girlfriend?
I dream with my girlfriend.
You can make it like you do now.
Mr. Sekine, how do you do it?
Sometimes I do it by myself.
But when I look at the world's soccer fields...
There are a lot of athletes who are 400m or 800m tall and have beautiful bodies.
Shall we start?
First of all, who do you want to date? Japanese or Japanese people?
Japanese people.
What is your job?
My job?
What is your partner's job?
Police.
Earlier you said Yamato.
You said Yamato.
Yamato is cool.
But that's a good thing.
Office workers are stable.
They are stable.
So she wants stable happiness.
It means she is not obsessed.
You can have more and more delusions like that.
I see.
I had a delusion of dating Sharapova in the past.
Then Sharapova started playing tennis at 188cm.
She is tall.
And she is Russian type, so she is stronger than Japanese women.
And she is an athlete, right?
How can I hug her?
One day, Fudo was drinking with me.
Fudo was cute.
I hugged him like this.
Fudo is cute!
Fudo is 178cm and Sharapova is short.
But Fudo was playing judo.
I thought Sharapova was this short.
From there?
Then we broke up.
I can't do it.
I can only hug Sharapova.
It's too burdensome.
Because she is tall.
You felt Sharapova in Fudo.
Yes, I felt Sharapova in Fudo.
And I had a meeting with Ms. Matsutakako at the Japanese Academy Awards.
She is a wonderful person.
She is cheerful.
She is wonderful as a woman.
We broke up for a day.
I had a dream.
But I couldn't hug her.
I couldn't hug her.
I couldn't hug such a wonderful person like her.
Your father is Koshiro Matsutaka.
I couldn't do it.
You couldn't do it.
I had a dream like that.
Kojima-san, do you want to date Sekine-san?
Yes, I do.
Where do you want to go?
I want to go to Shinbashi.
Shinbashi?
That's nice.
I like corn.
That's nice.
What do you want to eat?
Ramen.
Tonkotsu, soy sauce, salt, miso?
I like salt ramen.
You know the base.
What do you do after eating it?
I eat it with yubi kamaboko and Odaiba.
Do you go to the gym center?
No, I don't.
Do you do slide?
No, I don't.
Do you do Joypolice?
Yes, Joypolice.
For example, you have a fight with everyone, right?
Yes, we are lonely.
I think you are in the fourth or fifth group.
You are in the third group, right?
But if you work together more, you can be number one.
You are delusional.
I helped you.
I want to say something like that.
I want to say that it will get better and better in a date.
It seems like a fun date.
Watanabe-san, Nao-san, do you want to go on a date with Seki-nu-san?
With Seki-nu-san?
Where?
First of all, the place.
What should we do, Shock?
Hakone is good.
Seki-nu-san, do you want to go on a date with Seki-nu-san?
Seki-nu-san?
Where?
First of all, the place.
What should we do, Shock?
Hakone is good.
Hakone!
Hakone is good.
Where do you want to go, Watanabe-san?
I think I'm busy with work every day.
Sengoku...
Was it Sengoku-bara?
Sengoku-bara.
There is a lot of water chestnuts.
That's nice.
There are water chestnuts that are tall.
I want to feel nature and take it slow.
I want to go on a trip.
By train or car?
Yes, yes!
Romance?
Romance?!
Mayu's handmade lunch box?
Of course!
I'll make it at home and go on a picnic.
That's nice!
Suzuki is very expensive, so Mayu goes in once.
Where is Mayu?
Mayu, where are you?
Then she comes out.
You can lose Mayu in Sengoku Era, but you can't lose Mayu in real life.
Is that how you say it?
You helped her!
She eats it and goes home.
She doesn't stop.
She goes home every other day.
At first...
She takes her time.
Amazing!
It's fun, isn't it?
It's really fun.
It makes you feel good, doesn't it?
It's good to have a good dream before you go to bed.
It's good.
Even if you don't like something on that day,
you can dream about it before you go to bed.
You can dream about it.
Don't go too deep into it.
You can't get out of it.
Today, Sekine-san taught us a lot of things.
How was it for you, Kaga-san?
It was really fun.
I've never dreamt about it before.
I dreamt about it for hours.
It was really fun.
What about you, Watanabe-san?
I learned a lot.
I think the four of us can survive in the entertainment world for a long time.
That's good.
I learned a lot about impersonation.
How about you, Yokoyama-san?
I'm not good at impersonating.
But as a historical figure,
I thought I could do it if I had a little bit of knowledge.
You should look for it.
I looked for it and got robbed by Sekine-san in 240 seats.
You need that kind of feeling.
I got robbed about 800 seats.
Thank you very much.
How about you, Kaga-san?
I want to polish Mr. Degawa and make him weigh 240 kilos.
That's right.
Mr. Degawa...
There's no woman who can do Mr. Degawa.
You can do it.
I'll do my best.
It's a strong one.
I want you to find a strong line.
That's right.
Finally, let's say "thank you" with impersonations you learned today.
One, two...
Finally, let's say "thank you" with impersonations you learned today.
Thank you very much.
It's hard.
You look like a sick person.
Let's say "thank you" again.
See you next week.
Goodbye.
What are you doing?
Sometimes I do.
Buy the DVD!
Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic's DVD will be on sale December 27th!
Kawae's legs are always leaking from his stimulants!
The DVD is filled with talk that you can only talk about here!
I have a bad breath.
What's up with you? Don't get carried away.
You ugly bastard!
It's nothing!
Thank you! Can I put it in?
She's a member who gets everyone's attention.
How about today's Kojima-san?
Today's Kojima-san, zero points.
There it is!
In addition, she collaborated with popular entertainers!
I'll knock you down.
Get ready!
She also starred in "Takei Souya", "Sister Group" and "Gekitou"!
Seven!
Ariyoshi's...
Ping-pong ball...
Mochi...
Ping-pong ball...
Ariose, NMB Kyobakokuya.
Oh! She's sticking to the balloon of NMB!
I'm scared!
Let me join you!
Try it! Try it!
It doesn't matter!
She climbed it!
Go!
She's strong!
Kojima Ayuna's special video is the school night balloon after recording.
Go!
She did it!
Here...
It's getting soft.
How can I do it?
Kojima Ayuna's sexy lecture!
It hurts...
Where's your nose water?
It hurts...
Does it smell?
Perfectly...
S.A.
Everyone, please buy it!
What?!
S.E.X.Y.
Let me eat it.
Ah, it's hot!
It's hot!
It might be hot!
But...
Don't look at the plastic!