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Unpublished broadcast full of talent, Ariyoshi AKB Alliance Official iPhone App!
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Kojima Haruna's heart-pounding words are hidden in the Kojiharu Telecom App, which is also in full swing of distribution!
Now, tonight has started again, Ariyoshi AKB Alliance!
That's how it is. Oh, today, Watanabe-san, it's been a while.
Oh, it's been a while!
Thank you for having me!
It's fun, isn't it?
You're a wonderful member.
But, well, everyone, it's dangerous, isn't it? AKB is also...
What?!
It's dangerous.
I know it's dangerous.
It's okay, it's okay.
That's why I don't want you to disappear yet.
I don't want you to disappear.
Today, we're going to learn how to survive as a special teacher.
Yes!
Now, we're going to introduce our special teacher.
He's the main byplayer that the entertainment world is proud of.
Segine Tsutomu-san!
Segine-san!
Do you know a lot of AKB members?
You know them, don't you?
Yes.
Well...
I only know these two.
I'm sorry.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
I'll remember it today.
Please remember it.
Thank you.
First of all, we're going to watch Segine-san's VTR that summarizes all of his miracles.
VTR...
Is there such a thing?
Segine Tsutomu, who turned 21 this year.
Everyone says I'm young.
I'm glad you're young and doing what you're doing.
It's been 40 years since his debut at the age of 21.
Why is Segine still loved by the people?
Tonight, how was Segine Tsutomu, who is loved by everyone, completed?
Just like Segine, let's introduce the national food that is loved by everyone, until the curry is completed!
Here are the ingredients needed for the curry loved by everyone.
All of these are Segine Tsutomu himself.
He is Segine Tsutomu before joining the entertainment world.
He is Segine Tsutomu when he was 3 years old and had dark eyes and fear.
Although it is a life-threatening phenomenon, he is a young man who is so energetic that his father scolds him, "Don't be loud!"
Just like Segine, he was playing around with mud every day.
Moreover, when he was 3 years old, he had a sense of style that the word "manly" seemed to suit him.
He had round onions.
He is Segine Tsutomu when he was round and fat.
He is Segine Tsutomu who kept eating his favorite pudding every day.
Until he entered middle school, he had a round body like onions.
He is Segine Tsutomu when he was round and fat.
He is a quiet high school student.
He lost weight because he didn't eat ice cream.
He was hospitalized for a major disease.
He lost more than 10kg in a week.
Is it a medical term?
He is broccoli in color.
He is a sexy 19-year-old Tsutomu.
He put on a fashionable perm.
He borrowed his father's underwear and posed for memories.
He wasn't popular with girls at all.
And now, he is going to enter the entertainment world.
One, two, three!
Gintama!
Gintama! Gintama!
The rice is hot!
When he was 21 years old, he participated in an amateur audition show and became the first champion with his specialty impersonation.
Wow!
He is going to enter the entertainment world as Rabbit Segine.
But Segine at the time was still...
I'm the first champion!
First!
Yes!
At the end, there was an aerial...
The game had to be done with material.
It was pretty rough.
At the time, he met...
He said he was an amateur...
At the time...
Kawamuki...
Muku...
Mukkun!
Mukkun and Kazuki Kosakai.
I'm Kazuki Kosakai.
What champion are you?
17th champion.
Yes!
I'm Masakazu Tamura.
Ginzanai.
When I thought of leaving, it was already the end.
Black and gray.
Where are you heading, Marceline?
Oh!
From that time, it's the black bean tea.
Oh!
How are you?
Having become partners with Kazuki Kosakai and have stepped onto the stage...
Stom's game was polished and they had a chance to get rid of it.
It became a chance for people to peel the skin.
Then, the skin is peeled cleanly and it is cooked slowly with the meat.
The person who brought out the taste and depth of art is this person.
He is also called master.
Kinnichi Hagemoto.
Tsutomu at this time put in a lot of roux.
He thought he could bring out his own taste by just standing out on stage.
Everyone, look at it. It's cute.
Everyone, you should look at it.
I'm glad it's like that.
Then, Tsutomu and Kin-chan said...
If you have one million yen, show it to everyone.
If you only show 50,000 yen and say "I have 950,000 yen in my pocket", that's not funny.
You're persistent.
Just like mixing curry powder evenly to finish,
it was advice from "equal power" that you can give a deep taste only by mixing stomach evenly.
However, we must not forget about the existence of the most important partner.
When it comes to curry, it's rice that has just been boiled.
Yes, it's rice that has just been boiled.
Tsutomu loves rice so much that he wants to have a child of rice.
Tsutomu is cold to his wife and daughter at home, but rice always supports him in any case.
Rile is like a rice that stands silently next to curry.
I see.
In this way, delicious curry rice was completed.
Now, Sekine Tsutomu, who is not an exaggeration to say that he is a Japanese national food,
is still wearing a red chanchanko with a long history, and will continue to be loved by everyone as before.
I can't believe you're doing it like this...
I want this to be broadcasted all over the internet.
I see, you've gained quite a bit of weight, haven't you?
Well, you know, there's pudding in the world, and if you eat pudding, it's so delicious that I ate four of them every day during the summer vacation.
And then I gained weight.
And you got sick and lost weight.
And then, when I was in high school, I ate 27 ice creams and became obese and lost 7 kilograms in a week.
I've always been an idiot!
Always! I'm really an idiot!
And you know, there are many other legends in your life, so we've picked up a few of them.
Please do.
They're quite a few.
Number one.
He deluded himself and fell in love with his wife.
Well, first of all, I met my wife when we were in college.
She was 19 and I was 21.
And we fell in love at first sight.
And we took the same train home.
When we decided to go home together, we didn't talk much.
Then I noticed that my wife had a mole here.
Here?
When I said, "Does your wife have a mole here?", she said, "She has one in her chest, too."
So I wanted to make sure of it.
Then I fell in love with her even more.
It's a bit of a delusion, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
What kind of speech is that?
First of all, he fell in love with his wife.
Second of all, he became a younger brother for his wife.
When I was little, I wanted a younger brother.
I wanted an older brother, but I couldn't physically have one.
I kept saying I wanted a younger brother, but I couldn't have one.
Then one morning, when I was in high school, I went to wake him up.
I think I was in my sleepiest period of high school.
But he wouldn't wake up.
He said, "You're annoying! You're annoying, dad!"
I said, "No, I wish you had a younger brother."
Then I went into his bed and said, "Hey, wake up!"
He said, "Hey, wake up!"
I said, "You're annoying!"
What do you think of this kind of father?
I'm very jealous of him.
He looks like he's having fun.
But if his own father became a younger brother, it would be really annoying.
That's right!
It's human language, so it's funny!
That's funny!
Let's move on to the next segment!
Sekine-san's completed impersonation!
As you know, I impersonate Sekine-san.
But in order to introduce Sekine-san's impersonation repertoire...
...we've collaborated with AKB's "Koisuru Fortune Cookie" and Sekine-san's impersonation.
Wow! I want to hear it!
I like this show!
Wow!
I'd like you to do something like this!
Nabe-san!
Yes, I'd like you to do something like Chiba Shinchi- san, who is good at it, in a VTR style.
Wait, I've never done it before!
Wait a minute! Come on, Maya-chan!
Yes, I'll do my best!
Chiba Shinchi-san's impersonation...
VTR...
Start!
You're pretty good at it!
Thank you very much!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, baby!
Tell me about it!
AKB48's 32nd single, "Koi suru pochin kukkii"
It's cute!
On video sites, fans from all over the world and employees from various companies dance to it.
The catchy melody and easy-to-dance choreography make it a song loved by everyone.
It's wonderful!
I'm looking forward to it!
It's good enough for a show.
And speaking of loved by everyone...
Sekinetsu Tomu is back again!
So tonight, Sekinetsu Tomu will impersonate "Koi suru pochin kukkii" (Koi suru pochin kukkii)
Koi suru pochin kukkii
Sekinetsu Tomu impersonation version!
Here we go!
Oh, collaboration!
Bass is...
Chiba Shiichi!
Next, this punchy choreography is...
Wajima Koichi!
It's true!
That's amazing!
Let's do it together!
Baba-san also has a sharp dance!
The legendary "bullet-cutting man"...
The smurf, Zakai Masahiro!
I didn't know I was doing this!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, baby!
Tanaka Kuryuu-san has also appeared!
Rhythmically dancing "Akebono" dance!
Now, everyone, let's dance together!
Awesome!
What should I do? Wait a minute!
This is a repeat!
Yes!
I want you to upload this on YouTube.
You did a good job!
You did a good job, too!
You did a perfect job like "kamakiri man".
I don't remember doing "nakai kun".
I don't have an image of you impersonating "nakai kun".
I don't know what to say.
You have a thin face, so you put in too much eye shadow.
You look like a Mexican.
You have a thick beard.
I'm sorry, but you don't look like a Mexican at all.
That was a good impersonation.
Mr. Sekime?
Yes?
I impersonate Juri Takahashi of my group.
I'm good at impersonating.
Really?
Yes, I can do it.
Do it!
Only Mr. Degawa can do it.
That's good!
That's catchy!
Only Mr. Degawa can do it.
That's good! Do it!
I'll do it.
Yabaiyo, yabaiyo!
But it's similar, isn't it?
It's good!
You can also learn more phrases.
Like "amanochi, yabaiyo!"
Amanochi, yabaiyo!
That's right!
That's great!
You've improved so much since you were young!
Thank you!
Wow!
And there's "riyaru ni"
riyaru ni
riyaru ni maji de
That's right!
That's good!
That's great!
It's getting better!
You can do it!
Thank you!
Please continue to improve!
Please keep improving!
You're funny!
So, there are quite a few impersonations of Sekine-san.
Two hundred and forty!
For those of you who are worried,
I've included all of the impersonations I've done even once.
So it means you've done it before.
Is it similar or not?
There are only twelve or three that are similar.
There are two hundred and forty of them, but I don't think there are more than one.
There are quite a number of them around here.
Can you tell me about them? There are two hundred and forty of them.
First of all, there is something you can do easily.
I have to increase the repertoire of monomanias.
So I became a historical figure who challenged forcefully.
Anyone can do this.
For example, Fleming of "The Law of the Left Hand"
The moment he discovered "The Law of the Left Hand"...
So...
He found it.
I don't know whether he said "oh my god" or not...
If he was dating an American, he might have said it out of habit.
Anyone can do it.
You all know about Fleming, don't you?
Do you want me to try it?
Go ahead, Kojima-san.
What did you say at first?
I said "well, well".
Really?
Well, well, well...
Oh my god!
Cute!
Isn't it better to say it lying down?
Well, well, well...
Well...
Oh my god!
In my case, speaking from my voice, I just remembered...
You know Mrs. Curie, don't you?
Mrs. Curie won the Nobel Prize twice.
And for the first time, Mrs. Curie will say hello at the Nobel Prize.
Say "thank you".
Say "everybody, thank you".
Yes, she is Mrs. Curie.
Thank you.
Everybody, thank you.
Mrs. Curie.
Mrs. Curie won the Nobel Prize twice.
She suddenly came up with it.
I came up with it with that voice.
You can do anything with it.
For example, Newton's gravitational force.
When a ring falls and you discover it,
you're sitting in a park and you look at the ring and it goes...
Oh, my God!
You discover it.
Oh, my God!
Name-chan, you try it.
Oh, my God!
You can do any number of historical figures.
Koichi Wajima is said to be the best at doing gaps.
It's easy to do.
Like you're drunk and say, "Yes, I have a long neck."
It's cute when girls do it.
Even if you don't look like it.
Yes, I have a long neck.
It's cute when girls do it.
Even if you don't look like it.
Would you like to try it?
Yes, I have a long neck.
That's right!
Even if you don't look like it, you can still do it.
That's good.
Kojima-san, you can do it.
Yes, I have a long neck.
You can do it anywhere.
Yes, I have a long neck.
It's different.
It's not bad.
The manga package of BVB has both bonus footage and funny moments,
but after one of the recordings, the staff's uncle said,
It's painful. It's five times faster. The fast forward button is useful.
At home, Kojiharu-san tried it out and said, "It's painful. It's painful."
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