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Today we have...
It's been a while... It's been a long time, but...
Kojima-san is here!
Who are you?!
Isn't it Kojima?!
I'm so happy!
You're so mean! I'm sorry!
I'll come back for sure!
Today we have...
Takajo Shimada and Maedano Maeda!
Welcome!
Hello!
Do you know Takajo and Maeda?
Yes, we do!
I've seen you on TV a lot!
Thank you!
Thank you for having me!
It's nice to meet you!
Let's get started!
"Rumor's Truth's Truth"!
In this segment, rumors spreading on the streets will hit the person themselves and confirm the truth.
First up is "shimada".
"Shimada Haruka's Rumor" obtained from a website.
"Shimada" has a grudge against "isho"-san.
Last year, Misora Ibari-san's memorial concert was held at the Tokyo Dome.
"Shimada" was scheduled to perform, but "isho" got sick and his manager called him to perform as a substitute.
"Shimada" hurriedly prepared and tried to leave the house, but his manager called him again.
"Shimada" was told that "isho"'s costume wouldn't fit, and "isho"'s substitute became "shimada".
By the way, "shimada" was called by "abe maria".
His style...
Since it was a concert with a selection of musicians, when I got the call, I thought it was my chance.
"I'll do my best", "I don't have an hour, but remember it", I was told.
I thought I'd do my best, and the moment I left the house, I got a call.
I was told I wouldn't go in, and I was shocked and stayed at home for a long time.
A few days later, I heard that this memorial concert would be broadcast on TV and recorded it.
I was curious about "abe"'s position, and it was just behind "maeda".
So "abe" was pulled out of the camera and was in a very good position.
I was shocked and wondered what would have happened if I had been there.
"shimada" isn't as fat as "debu".
He's thinner than before.
"debu" is thinner than before, but if you look at "akb" as a whole, it's not normal, it's not normal, it's "debu".
It's the same as "kojima-san", isn't it?
That's right, I remembered it, but costumes have a lot of influence, and I often wear "team b" and "team 4" costumes, and my costumes are all "shimada" costumes.
What are you talking about?
Sometimes it makes me feel better.
Can I ignore "kojima-san" in the costume I'm wearing now?
Who is "kojima-san"?
That's what I thought. I thought it was about the same size.
It's the same.
It's really a coincidence.
Why do you look fatter?
Is it because of your face?
Is it because of your height?
My height is 162cm.
I'm 163cm.
It doesn't change, does it?
It doesn't change at all.
What do you drink the most?
Which cup?
"kojima-san" drinks "d" cup.
I drink "d" cup, too.
So, "shimada" is not fat.
Or "kojima-san" is fat?
I don't want to lose weight.
So you're not fat, either.
If you have a problem with your feelings, you should let it out.
Then you can see it.
Can you stand up?
You're not that fat.
Why do people say that?
It's an old image.
It's because you have a round face.
It doesn't change from "kojima-san".
Can I be confident?
It doesn't change at all.
You're the same as "kojima-san".
Can I say you have a good style?
"kojima-san" has a good style.
That's why I'm fat.
Which one is it?
Am I fat?
I'm not fat.
I'm sorry.
Now, let's look at the comments.
"maeda" says...
maeda is sick.
Really?
No, no.
At 2 a.m., she posted a meaningless post saying, 'what am I? I don't know. I don't want to lose. I don't think about it now.'
That movie...
This...
Huh? How do you say this?
The other way around.
Like this?
Yes.
What is this?
This is...
I'm going to draw Baikinman.
What did you draw?
I wanted to imagine mold like this.
Baikin... You wanted to imagine a real Baikin, right?
I drew a real Baikin.
At this time of night, I couldn't sleep.
When you can't sleep, you think about many things, don't you?
I drew what I honestly thought about it.
Then I drew the mold and posted it.
Fans say that posting is happy.
So I thought about it and drew it.
But I was buried with worried comments.
Because of these comments and this.
That's right.
So I was asked if I was okay.
I became a little famous at that time.
But you're happy to be asked if you're okay, right?
That's right.
It's strange.
It's strange for girls, too.
It's strange.
It's strange for girls, too.
When it's about 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, you may be excited.
That's right.
Don't worry too much about it.
That's right.
I'll be careful not to worry too much about it.
There are other comments.
You suddenly pooped.
Armin says 'I'll poop' on TV.
The climate is conspicuous.
Are you okay?
It's human, isn't it?
I don't think it's a bad thing.
That's right.
But you're an idol.
What's coming out of your butt?
It's a gummy.
It's a strawberry.
By the way, what's coming out of you?
Me?
I usually poop.
No, you shouldn't poop.
You have to do it properly.
I'm really worried about you.
I see. You're honest.
What's coming out of you?
It's a strawberry.
What about you?
It's a green bean.
And you, Kojima-san?
It's a rabbit.
It's a rabbit?!
Are you born with it?
It's a rabbit!
It's cute.
I made a mistake.
You should, too.
Yes.
What's coming out of you?
What's coming out of me?
I don't know.
What's coming out of me?
Ice cream.
I'll melt.
A ship.
I want to swim in it.
Please be careful.
Next...
Staff will...
"Takajo" is stronger than "shimada"
"Iwaku" and "Ironman" have competed in the AKB Udesmo championship.
"Takajo" is said to be the strongest since then.
Is "shimada" stronger?
Did you play any sports?
I used to play tennis.
"Takajo" is stronger than "shimada".
"Takajo" and "shimada" competed in the tennis championship.
"Takajo" won in the tennis championship.
"Shimada" doesn't seem to lose.
Let's settle this later.
"Takajo" is stronger than "shimada".
If "shimada" is weaker than "takajo", it's a fraud.
Are you ready?
"Takajo" is stronger than "shimada".
You looked strong.
I'm looking forward to "shimada".
"Shimada" is different.
Are you okay?
I'm looking forward to "takajo".
Are you ready?
"Takajo" is stronger than "shimada".
Now, a new project "Let's talk about anything" corner!
Now, the person in charge of this corner is Kojima-san.
Yes, please leave it to me.
In fact, when the staff is looking up the information of the guest members,
there seems to be a lot of stories that you want to say "anything" every time.
So, I would like you to judge whether "anything" is really "anything" or not by talking about "anything" that you can never broadcast on other programs.
Yes, I understand.
So, first of all, "anything" story of "Takajo Aki".
"Takajo" is similar to "super saiyan".
anything
That's it.
The picture of "super saiyan" that the doctor posted on the Internet seems to be similar to "anything".
Here is the picture.
That's great!
"super saiyan" is kind of futuristic, isn't it?
It's futuristic.
My eyebrows are gone now.
That's right.
It's true.
At that time, my eyebrows were just dyed and the color was gone.
When I came back home, I dropped my make-up.
However, I didn't take a single picture of "saiyan" today.
I posted it, but there was no picture of "saiyan".
I thought "what should I do?" and took a picture of "saiyan".
I see.
"saiyan" is rare.
Yes, I see.
Well, Aria-san, please judge whether "anything" is "anything" or not.
"anything" is "anything".
The judges decided "anything" as "anything".
"anything", right?
Let's move on.
If you don't say "anything", I don't think we can do it.
"Anything", right?
Maeda and her "anything" story.
Maeda is drinking a rose capsule.
"Anything"!
What is it?
Isn't a rose capsule good?
Can you blur me out?
Please blur me out.
She is drinking a rose capsule.
When you drink it, you can smell something good from your body.
My mom often tells me that my face looks smelly.
My face is dark.
My face is dark, so when I see my face, it looks smelly.
My mom often tells me that.
So I'm drinking it carefully.
How is it?
It doesn't do anything.
How about your hands?
How long have you been drinking it?
I've been drinking it for about a month.
How is it?
It smells like sweat.
Rose should come out of sweat.
It smells like human.
What do you think, Maeda?
I feel like I'm wrapped in a rose.
Do you feel like you're wrapped in a rose?
I do.
If you like it, that's fine.
But it doesn't seem to work.
I don't like it.
Why is it like that?
Arios, what do you think about this story?
Please give us your judgment.
I don't care about it.
Arios has become a rose capsule.
I don't care about it.
Let's move on to the next one.
The next one is also "I don't care about murder".
Murder is turning 10 fluff loops at the same time.
I don't care about it!
I don't care about it? Isn't it amazing?
You have to see it to know.
Let's do it.
It's there. Let's do it.
Can we do it?
It's there! It's there!
It's heavy, isn't it?
It was heavy.
It's heavy even though it's slow.
Can you do it?
I'll do it.
You're good! You're good!
It's pretty big.
I know, I know. You're good.
You're really good, right?
I did it.
I did it, right?
Well done.
So, whether or not this story is okay or not, Aria-san, please give your judgment.
Okay! It doesn't matter.
So, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter whether you can do it or not, right?
Wolfgang's impersonation, Cleon Shin-chan's impersonation, Hula-hoop, baton...
It doesn't matter.
Let's move on.
Next up is Haruka Shimada's "it doesn't matter" story.
Shimada looks cute in a twin-tail.
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter! She did it in the park.
I heard that Yugo Oshima praised her for it.
Oh, really?
So, let's have her do it today.
Are you sure you want me to do it?
I'll do it.
You're fast. Get ready.
I'll do it.
Can you do a short one?
I can do it.
Aria-san, please close your eyes.
Do I have to look forward to it that much?
Are you sure you want me to do it?
When you wake up, you won't be there anymore, right?
Please don't do it like that.
It's so embarrassing!
But for you, Aria-san...
My birthday hasn't come yet.
I don't think Shimada is really turning into a twin-tail.
What's going on?
Let's count Shimada's twin-tail.
Look this way, Shimada.
Are you ready, Aria-san?
Of course!
Let's start the countdown.
5 seconds!
4, 3, 2, 1!
I don't care.
That was too fast!
I'm glad you're happy.
I don't care.
That was too fast!
I'm embarrassed now!
I don't care.
That's all for today.
How was this program?
Kojima-san's vision was really good.
I'm scared!
Please look forward to it!
Ready...
Get set...
Go!
She's strong!
Takajo, you're strong!
Let's see who's the strongest!
Takajo vs. Shimada!
Takajo showed off his overwhelming strength in sumo.
How about in sumo?
I can win.
You can win?
I can win.
If I beat Shimada, I'll be the strongest.
There are still stronger people out there.
He's the strongest among young people these days.
Aki-chan, I heard you're really good at sumo.
Yes, I'm always training.
Here I go.
It's really Kirishita's arm.
But sumo isn't an arm.
Sumo is a waist.
It's a waist.
If you know about sumo, you'll win.
You can do it, right?
I can do it. I can't lose only to sumo.
I understand. Let's decide who is the strongest.
Are you ready?
Let's do it.
Ready...
Go!
Wow!
Kakajo, you're strong!
You're strong!
But you're still...
You're strong.
You're still not shaken up?
Are you okay?
Watch out! Watch out!
That's good. I'll put my feet up.
Wow, you're strong!
You're strong.
Kakajo, you have a strong upper body.
You're sticking with your lower body.
My feet...
Put your feet up.
My feet...
Wow!
You're strong!
Congratulations! You're still not shaken up?
You're strong!
That means...
Kakajo's strongest theory is...
Gase.
Gase!
By the way...
I know about sumo.
It's natural, right?
It's natural.
But you're strong. Your upper body is strong.
You're strong.
If you study it, you'll know.
I know how to put my feet up.
That's right. That's right.
I know how to put my feet up.
I'll study it.
If you study it a little, you'll be quite strong.
What are you trying to make me study?
That means...
Shimada was stronger in sumo.
Goodbye!
My unconscious map that has passed me by.
I know you since you were little.
You were like my little sister.
I don't need these feelings.
The distance between us is just right.