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This is Ariyoshi AKB radio station!
Today's guest is Oya Kitahara.
Nice to meet you!
You're full of veteran stuff.
That's true!
But you don't look fresh at all.
Oya, it's been a while.
It's been a long time!
About a year or so.
But you don't look troubled, right?
Yes!
I don't feel like an AKB member anymore.
Oh, I'm happy!
Thank you!
It's been a while for you too, Kitahara.
That's right, it's been a while.
Right?
You're Otaburo, right?
Oh, that's right!
Oh, you know me?
I know you!
Thank you!
We don't get along, right?
We don't get along!
Yes, we only get along here.
That's right.
Wow!
And you're an overachiever.
What are you talking about?!
You're like a friend of mine.
Aren't we good friends?
What's good about us?
We're not good friends!
What's good about us?
I'm telling you, we're not good friends!
Why?!
You and Kojima-san are weird.
That's true!
You said something like "we don't get along" and "we're overachievers".
Oh, we don't?
You don't know, do you?!
I don't know, but you're denying it too much.
I didn't pay attention either.
You said something like "she's like that kind of woman", didn't you?
That's why...
That's why you shouldn't say things like that.
I'm sorry!
Please don't say it like that.
Anyway, let's move on to the first segment.
It's the "Give us 5 minutes for free talk" segment!
I'm curious about this one.
Which one is it?
The story of a parent being kicked out of the bathroom.
Is there such a thing?
No...
You were kicked out of the bathroom?
Should I say I was kicked out of the bathroom?
It was like...
I went into the bathroom at the yakitori restaurant and...
You always go to the bathroom, don't you?
I always go to the bathroom at the yakitori restaurant and...
I forgot to lock the door for some reason.
I was in the bathroom and...
As soon as I realized I hadn't locked the door...
The door was so far away that I couldn't reach it.
At that moment...
The door opened and...
An old man came in.
I thought it was over...
But...
The old man was lying on the floor.
Oh, it's a girl's toilet.
And he kicked me out of the bathroom.
Is it for boys and girls only?
It's for boys and girls only.
It's like a yakitori restaurant.
Oh, it's a girl's toilet.
I misunderstood it and said nothing.
I'm glad it was a skirt, but I was wearing a T-shirt and underwear.
How scared are you?
I'm going to the toilet.
Where is the toilet?
Make it look like a toilet.
Uncle, please come in.
Don't come in from there.
I closed it right away.
It was open, so I closed it right away.
I'm glad.
Isn't there such a thing between members?
There is. Some girls do it while it's open.
I didn't know it was for girls only.
I was thrown a toilet paper from above.
It's a school, isn't it?
Kitahara.
Kitahara, can you do an impersonation of Ikkoku- do?
I can do it.
Do you want to see it?
I don't know what to do.
You can't impersonate a horse.
Why don't you try it?
Huh?
My voice...
I'm late.
Can you do it like that?
I can't do it.
Huh?
My voice...
It's difficult.
Ordinary people can't do it like that.
It's not like that.
I'll do it.
Huh?
My voice...
I'm late.
Can you do it like that?
It's amazing.
She's good at it.
Please do it.
Huh?
It's normal for a teenager.
You can't do anything!
Oh, you're good!
I see.
Can you do anything else? You look smart.
I'll imitate a song by Mika Nakashima-san.
What?
I'll imitate a song by Mika Nakashima-san at a haunted house.
Show me your weakness.
Do something.
Manager, can you do it in one word?
I see.
Can you do it?
Amazing!
This was a little difficult.
Now, what is this?
About the new team four.
Is it over?
I think so.
Is it over?
Originally?
It's over team four.
Yes, originally.
Over team four disbanded.
Disbanded and a new team four was formed in Minegishi.
Oh, Minegishi!
I remember you saying that.
A team four was formed in Minegishi.
How is it?
This is the most difficult question.
Shall we stop?
No, I won't say it.
What is your weakness?
It's a little wasteful, isn't it?
What do you think about this? Of course you will cheer for them.
I've changed my mind and I'm full of motivation to cheer for them.
But when it was announced...
Don't mess with me!
I'm sorry.
I thought it would be over once we lost a team called "Team 4" and only "AKB" would be left.
I thought it would be over once we made "Team 4".
On the contrary, I feel like "Team 4" was bad before they died.
I don't like it when people think like that.
But you are honest and honest.
You should do your best from now on.
You've lost weight.
That's right.
Did you notice it?
Your arms are different.
That's right!
I'm working with "SK48" now.
I went to Nagoya and lost weight.
Really?
It's totally different.
What do you think about it?
It's not interesting anymore.
I will gain weight until next time.
I will gain weight from now on.
The next segment is "The truth of rumors".
The last segment is "The rumors that are spreading on the streets and the person himself directly bumping into them to confirm the truth".
Well, let's see. It's all about Gaia.
Rumors of Mina Oba known from Bowside.
Oba is naked at home.
Really?
Yes, it's true.
At home, she basically doesn't wear clothes.
Regardless of the season, she wears a blanket.
That's right.
I can't get enough of the blanket covering her bare skin.
Are you naked?
Yes, I am.
Are you naked underneath and above?
I'm not naked above.
I'm naked underneath.
Oh, you're naked underneath.
Does that mean you're wearing underpants?
That's right.
Why? Is it because you can't tighten it up?
Well, I like blankets.
When I'm wrapped in blankets...
Well, it's the same with clothes, right?
I like that, but I'm not particular about it.
You're not particular about it and you like blankets?
Yes.
Do you wear underpants?
No, I don't.
You don't?
I have a delivery box.
What do you do when you're naked?
I'm just like this.
When I get home, I don't take off my clothes because I don't like it.
You're just like this?
I'm just like this. I'm naked in my clothes.
I wear pajamas at night.
You wear pajamas after you take a bath?
What about underwear?
I wear them.
You're not naked above?
I'm not naked above at night.
Why are you asking me that?
I get asked that a lot.
I think you should wear them at night so you don't lose your shape.
That's right.
You don't want to worry about it?
No, it's not like that.
When I get out of the bath, I also wear underpants.
You wear underpants and you sweat, right?
That's right.
What about you, Ouya?
I wear both.
When you sleep?
When you sleep, too.
Doesn't it hurt in the morning?
It's like that when you're naked?
It hurts in the morning.
Does your breastbone stretch?
It's like that.
I think it hurts.
Is it that big?
It's not big.
Why does it hurt?
You're big, aren't you?
I'm not big.
I'm average.
You're big enough for an adult.
I'm average.
Does it still hurt?
It still hurts.
I think it hurts even without it.
Then you should wear it.
It feels good when you tighten it.
What about you, Kojima?
I also feel like my whole body is drooping, so I wear underpants.
You wear something.
I wear underpants.
You look like you're wearing a voltage.
I wear normal underpants.
Isn't Obama a dinosaur?
He's a diamond.
Then you should wear it.
Then I'll wear it from now on.
You have a lot of things to do from now on.
The rumor of Rie Kitahara.
Kitahara thinks it's difficult to be called "next generation ace".
This is a mistake.
I still think so.
She's a "next generation ace".
She used to feel called "next generation ace".
But now that she's not called "next generation ace", she looks back and says, "I'm glad I was called that at the time".
Isn't that right?
No, it's not like that.
I didn't want to stand in the center at the time.
I didn't like being called "ace" or "center".
"Next generation ace" doesn't mean "ace" anymore.
I think it's a very good word.
I still think I'm a "next generation ace" forever.
But now you don't say "ace" around you.
I don't say "ace" around me.
You used to go out to the terrace house and be called "s.k."
But you didn't get used to being "ace", did you?
I didn't get used to it.
You didn't get used to it.
Well, well, but...
Well, that's better.
But!
I have one thing in mind.
I don't participate in the general election of Otapuro every year.
Oh, you don't participate in it for some reason.
To be honest, I was out of town this year.
Really.
I was more frustrated than the general election in my hometown.
Seriously!
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's okay. I'm out of town.
But you're from your hometown, aren't you?
I don't know about my hometown!
It's frustrating that you don't participate in the general election of Otapuro.
It's frustrating!
I'm serious.
I was really shocked.
That's true.
Why do you participate in the general election of Otapuro but I don't?
I don't know.
It's because you met me before the general election.
I've been waiting for you.
I was frustrated.
I was more frustrated than the general election of Otapuro this year.
That's right.
But even if you participate in the general election of Otapuro, you're still called "next- generation ace".
Next time!
That's right. You should aim for "ace" here.
That's right.
The current "ace" is you, Ueshiba-san.
I'm sorry.
Now, let's talk about Oya Shizuka's rumor.
Oya came up with a game that everyone can enjoy.
Yes!
It's called "unsonson game".
"Unsonson game".
For example, when you're putting on makeup, it suddenly starts.
You do a weird step and you say "unsonson, unsonson" to people around you and they touch you.
Then you say "unsonson" to them.
Oh, that's good.
I see.
That's the game.
That's good. I'd like to see it again.
I'd like you to play it.
It's a normal variety show, but...
There's a game like "unsonson game".
Like "aka bingo" or something like that.
You haven't played "aka bingo" or something like that, have you?
I haven't.
I've never revealed it.
It's your first time revealing it?
It's my first time revealing it.
Then we'll see it.
It's good to see you.
"Unsonson game".
Unsonson game
Then we'll play it.
Let's play it.
Kojima-san, you're playing it too?
Then Koyama-san will play it.
Then let's all do it.
Then I'll play it.
Unsonson, unsonson
Come on, come on!
No, no, no!
Unsonson, unsonson
It's funny.
Unsonson, unsonson
Oh no! No!
Please do "unsososo" for me!
Unsososo...unsososo...unsososo...unsososo!
Mirai, do "unsososo" for me.
Okay.
Unsososo...unsososo...unsososo...
Okay, let's end it.
Huh?
Okay, let's end it.
Unsososo...unsososo...unsososo...unsososo...
I'll read it again.
Okay.
You came up with a game that anyone can enjoy.
Yes!
How did you feel about it?
It wasn't very fun.
What about you?
It wasn't fun at all.
How about you, Kojima-san?
It wasn't fun at all.
So what is this information?
It's a lie.
Thank you, AKB48!
The next segment is...
Let's lick each other's wounds!
The next segment is...
Let's lick each other's wounds!
In order for you three to cheer up,
you'll praise and lick each other's wounds!
That's kind of you.
Thank you.
First, the parents will sing a song and you'll praise your wound.
Okay!
Okay?
Ricchan, cheer up!
AKB means a lot to you!
Because you are...
More beautiful than a rose
Ah, you are
Not smelly at all!
Thank you, Shin-chan!
I'm glad!
Cheer up!
I'm glad!
What is this?
When you say it's not smelly at all, you cheer up.
I'm happy!
"Not smelly at all" face and laugh.
Yes, I'm worried.
You're worried, right?
"Not smelly at all" face and laugh.
That's why you're praising it's not smelly at all.
That's right.
Does that mean it's mostly smelly at all?
Oh, it's pretty smelly.
The local group...
There's a local group called me and...
...Sashara Rino, Yokoyama Yui and...
...Kitahara Rie and one more person.
Their feet really smell like Kitahara Rie.
Their feet!
So...
Maybe...
It's okay!
It's okay if you don't like it!
It's okay!
So, if you think you smell like Kitahara Rie...
...it's because you think it's not smelly at all!
I see! That's how you cheer up!
I'm happy!
Let's go!
Kitahara Rie is over!
Hina-kun, cheer up!
Cheer up!
For AKB, you're a necessary existence!
Because...
You're like a character and you're cute!
You're bad at singing!
What's with you?
What's wrong with you?
You're bad at singing!
Thank you very much!
She's really cute. She's thin but still cute.
Thank you very much!
But you're happy about it, right?
I'm very happy about it.
Tone!
Tone isn't cute!
What about "oh yeah"?
I think it's fine.
You're saying bad things about me!
What is "oh yeah"?
Why is it so subtle?
You're cute at first glance!
When you're like this...
I haven't looked at you for a long time!
You're cute when you look closely!
You're bad at parts.
You're right.
There's not a single part you like.
There isn't, right?
What about this?
The arrangement is good.
It's cute.
That's why it looks good at first glance!
It's pretty.
It's usually the other way around.
There are people who say parts are good but...
You're bad at parts!
The arrangement is good but...
It's God's prank.
It's the other way around.
Lastly...
An aunt praises her friend.
What?!
Who is it?!
I made a mistake!
You're the worst!
Am I in first place?
Old man, please cheer up!
To me, you are a necessary existence!
Because you are...
I just brushed my hair!
What are you doing?!
What?!
I'm sorry!
I didn't mean it!
I'm sorry!
What did you say?!
I said I was doing my hair.
That's not where you should touch!
That's not where you should do your hair!
I was doing my hair for you.
Oh, really? What do you mean?
No, you asked me where I sat and I said I sat next to you.
I didn't do anything wrong and I thought you were next to me, so I shaved my beard.
Don't touch me!
You'll find me!
When did I say that?!
You said it just now!
No, I didn't.
I thought you were doing it for me.
You're a girl, aren't you?
I'm a girl.
Kojima-san is like that. She's always bald.
But in that sense, you're more like a parent.
You're right!
I'm like that.
You know what I mean, right?
So you do it every day.
Are you feeling better now?
I'm happy!
Thank you!
So today, we're going to use the engine of determination of the three of you.
Yes!
My arms are shaking.
She's completely fat now.
Go ahead!
Even if we're told not to do it!
Even if we're chosen not to do it!
We have luck!
Because we're...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Now, everyone!
Even if you don't like something, don't look down on your girlfriends and work hard!
Let's support them again!
Goodbye!