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And also...
Kojiharu's iPhone App is also in full swing of distribution!
Anyway, this is Aniyoshi AKB Cooperation Program!
Our guests are Mogi, Takashima, and Kojima-kun.
Don't you know me?
Do you know me?
I know you! You're from the Republic of Korea, right?
Oh, really?
I admit that you have a thin skin, but...
Oh, really?
I did some catchphrases for you.
Oh, really?
I didn't know that!
I know you!
Also, all of you have been selected as regular members.
Oh, really?
That's great!
Thank you very much!
The higher-ups are also quitting.
Is Kojima-san the only one left?
Well, sooner or later...
"Sooner or later"...
By the way, this time, our staff prepared a "give up" button for us.
Since you're from the Republic of Korea, you don't need it, do you?
Well, I'm not sure about that...
Leave it to me!
Let's leave it to him!
Let's move on to the first segment!
Give us five minutes of free talk!
There's a lot going on, but first...
What is this?
Kojima Haruna has been chosen as the center!
Yes!
That's right!
I've become the center of the next single!
What?!
You haven't won the rock-paper-scissors, you haven't won the election, you haven't become first place...
Yes!
That's right!
What's that?!
Are you passionate about it?!
No, that's not it!
I've become the center of the next October single!
Oh, really?!
What do you think about this, Kojima-san center?
I feel like I'm going to graduate...
Oh, this is the last one?!
Yes, people say it a lot...
Isn't it like that?
When the center was announced online, people were like "Congrats on your graduation!"
But it doesn't directly have anything to do with it...
It doesn't have anything to do with it...
So it's not like you're going to be the last one to be crowned?
It doesn't directly have anything to do with it...
What do you think about this, Kojima-san center?
When we were rehearsing for "Budokan", I saw it up close for the first time...
It was really cool!
It was cool?!
Does it suit you?
Yes!
It's not like the usual fluffy ones...
I was doing it properly...
You should do it properly from the middle...
Why are you suddenly acting like you're proud of yourself?
Don't you have that kind of attitude?
No, I don't...
You don't?!
I thought you looked like you were proud of yourself...
No, I don't!
I see. Well, good luck then.
Next up is...
Mogi has taken AKB's auditions four times.
Wow!
Four times?!
Yes, four times out of ten.
So you've failed three times?
Yes, I've failed three times.
You've failed the final audition for ten auditions.
You've failed the final audition for the eleventh audition.
You've failed the final audition for the twelfth audition.
You've failed the final audition for the eleventh audition.
You've failed the final audition for the twelfth audition.
What happened to you?!
I've failed the final audition for both auditions.
I thought I could do it.
So I pulled out my hands and failed the final audition.
But I fell down and came back up.
I'm going to work harder for the eleventh audition.
What do you mean by "pulled out your hands"?
It's like a death threat.
It says, "I hate lettuce, so make me eat it."
I hate lettuce, so make me eat it.
So I pulled out my hands.
I took a lot of pictures.
I was overlooked.
You were overlooked.
But you pulled out your hands in the thirteenth audition?
Yes, I pulled out my hands.
Didn't you all fail?
I've never failed anywhere.
When I was auditioning for the twelfth audition...
I've been hiding it for a long time.
I was auditioning for the twelfth audition and made it to the final audition.
You made it to the final audition of the twelfth audition?
I made it to the final audition and failed.
So that's how it is.
What about you, Kojima-kun?
It was my first time.
It was your first time.
I didn't know how handsome guys auditioned.
When we were freshmen, all of us were cute and ugly.
That's right!
I was like, "Huh? All of us are cute and ugly."
It was strange.
At first, you said you had four or five girls in your class.
But now you have a lot of cute girls.
That's right.
At first, you must have thought, "Who are they?"
Why are they ugly?
That's right.
But it's amazing.
Even if you say you're ugly, if you grow up, your makeup will be better and you'll be prettier, right?
My face is getting smaller, too.
Oh, really?
Yes.
But when I came in, her face was really big.
Oh, really?
Really.
It was dangerous to line up.
Well, you did your best, Kojima-san.
I'll do my best, too.
Next.
Takashima.
Yes.
Your specialty is baton-touring.
Yes, that's right.
I did a baton-touring at the Research Laboratory Concert, too.
Oh, I see.
Are you interested in it?
No, not at all.
Are you prepared for it?
No, no.
Can I do it?
Yes!
I want to try it.
If baton-touring is fun, let's try it!
It's fun!
Let me do it!
Why?
Let me do it!
Why?
Wait a minute!
Why?
I don't think it'll be fun!
It's not fun!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
You'll do it?
Okay, go ahead!
Really? Thank you!
I'm counting on you!
It's okay!
Here I go!
Wow!
It's burning!
It's pretty!
Okay!
I did my best!
Right?
The next segment is...
"The Rumored Truth of Truth"!
In this segment, rumors spreading in the streets will hit you directly and confirm the truth.
Yes, let's go with this one.
Rumors of Mogi and Takashima known from "Bone" magazine.
Mogi and Takashima had a fight for a while.
Was it that bad?
It was terrible.
They wouldn't talk.
They wouldn't look into each other's eyes.
Taking a two-shot was out of their hands.
What didn't you like about Mogi back then?
What was it?
I didn't like the atmosphere.
That's a problem.
The atmosphere?
With a big face.
That's a problem with your skeleton.
That's what you didn't like back then.
That's what I didn't like.
So you didn't like him psychologically?
I didn't like him psychologically for a while.
I didn't want to talk about it.
What about you, Takashima?
What didn't you like about him?
I thought he was colder than other girls.
I was too scared to talk to him.
You were self-controlled.
I was too scared to talk to him.
We couldn't talk to each other.
We had more to talk about.
Mogi is Mogi.
I was really scared of him.
Mogi is Mogi.
When did you start to like him?
Recently.
Around May.
A little earlier.
About three years ago.
When Mr. Minegishi came to the lab,
he told us about our contract.
He said we should get along with each other.
And we got along with each other.
But Minegishi said it in an arrogant way.
No, it's not like that.
You reflected on it?
Yes, I reflected on it.
While I was studying as a research student, I learned from my seniors that we should get along with each other.
And we got along with each other.
What about you, Takashima?
I asked Somoy-chan "Why do you hate me so much?"
She told me things like "Here and here" and asked me directly.
I heard it and asked Somoy-chan "I'll fix this, so let's get along with each other."
You're an adult.
By the way, what was it? One or two?
When I wore a pink costume, she said it didn't suit me.
And I hated it.
But I wasn't the only one who said it in that costume, right?
Everyone said it.
I was the only one who was criticized for what everyone around me said, right?
No, it's not like that.
I don't want you to make fun of me!
That's what it was like.
It's not like that.
It's not like that?
And when I dance, my hands go like this.
It was really annoying.
I can't fix it even if I say it.
Hold it properly!
I thought I should hold it properly.
But you're close now, right?
Yes, we're really close now.
You don't have kids or anything like that, right?
What?
You don't have anyone with a delicate air?
You should fix it as soon as possible.
But Mogi-san...
Mogi-san...
The aura...
The atmosphere...
What is it? Is it dark?
Dark?
But now it's not like that at all.
You're the type of person who's easy to misunderstand, right?
Yes, that's probably it.
There's also a dark side of you.
Like a cool beauty.
Even if you're desperate, you're a cool beauty.
Thank you for saying that.
Even if you think you're a little manly or cool, you like pink.
I want to do it.
Right?
So you have to treat her like that.
Yes, yes.
I'll be careful.
This is difficult.
Are you an old man?!
It's fine.
You're close now, right?
Yes, yes.
It's all thanks to Hinenchi, right?
Yes, it's all thanks to Hinenchi.
It's all thanks to Hinenchi, right?
Yes, it's all thanks to Hinenchi.
Mogi...
Yes, I'm Mogi.
Mogi Shinobu, who was hired from Bowsait.
Mogi is a pervert.
It's easy to understand.
People say that a lot.
Anyway, she likes thighs a lot.
Members call her "sex-hara", "nara-nu", "mogi- hara".
In "gugutas", she says that she can't stop wanting to be pinched in the thighs.
She's at the level of a forbidden girl.
Would you pinch me, members?
I wish I could be pinched by someone today.
Let me be pinched by various members in my dream.
She posts like a perverted old man.
By the way, Minegishi Minami's thighs, which she touched in the research park,
are among the best thighs in the world that she has never touched before.
Yes.
It was really good.
Minegishi's thighs are good?
Minegishi's thighs are really good.
It's like...
The outside is fat and soft...
It's soft, but there are muscles that have been built up in dancing.
If both of them maintain a good balance,
I like to feel a sense of security.
It's not good if it's too thin, is it?
It's not good if it's too thin,
it's not good if it's too thin,
and it's not good if it has too much muscle.
I see.
How about these two, Sato and Takashi?
I've touched Kojima's thighs before,
but Kojima's thighs are a little hard.
Hard?
I wonder if it's hard...
It doesn't have the softness of fat.
It's because you're exercising.
Takashi's thighs are really thin.
I'd like him to pinch me, but I'm basically thin enough not to be pinched.
It's like you're being pulled around.
Yes, that's not very good.
It's not good.
So it's not good for both of you?
It's not good for both of us.
About 30 points.
If you really want me to touch you, I don't mind...
It's not like I can't touch you, though!
Is it okay?
We've been touched by so many members on this show.
Yes, yes.
But I'm confident about my thighs.
Is that so?
Yes, they say it's okay.
See!
I can only ask you at times like this, so please!
With your hands?
With my hands.
With your hands, right?
Well, I don't mind.
Okay, go ahead.
But, you know, I don't have any muscles inside of me, right?
Yes, you do.
But you have a nice body.
But, you know, I have a jelly-like face just like when I have a butt.
Yes, you have a jelly-like face.
Okay, well, if you'll excuse me.
Okay.
Well, why don't you take a good look at me first?
Oh, okay.
Well...
How do you like me?
You know, you have wrinkles...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! You're wrinkled!
But you don't look like it, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't look like it, do you?
Yes, I don't.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Here you go.
Thank you.
It's nice and soft.
Can you pinch me a little?
Pinch me a little harder.
What do you mean, "harder"?
I understand.
Go back.
Yes.
I'm nervous.
The results will come out.
Please sit down.
For me...
Yes.
I think it could be a little softer.
Oh, it's hard!
It's a little harder than I expected.
Oh.
But it's also a little fluffy.
So I tried various things.
If you were to rate it out of 100...
If I were to rate it out of 100...
It's 72 points.
I'm really disappointed.
Huh?
The butt is soft.
The thighs are wrinkled.
You're in charge of sexiness.
The thighs are wrinkled.
What?!
I had the most confidence in my body parts.
The thighs.
Really?
Yes.
What should I do?
What?
It's tough, isn't it?
It's tough.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Do it for me, too.
If it's the thighs, you won't get mad, will you?
If it's the butt, you won't get mad, will you?
Are you sure?
Are you confident?
No, I'm not.
I'm not confident, but I'll only check this much.
Excuse me.
It's pretty weird.
Oh, can you put it in for me?
No!
But I really like these thighs.
Oh!
You like it?
Really?
I like it a lot.
How many?
Ninety...
Ninety eight!
You did it!
Everyone at the studio, we've been waiting for you!
Are you ready, Onety eight?
Let's get started. The next segment is "Let's think about AKB's common things".
"Let's think about AKB's common things".
In this segment, we'll have the viewers think about AKB's common things.
Let's get started. The next segment is "Let's think about AKB's common things".
It's a new segment, right?
Yes, it's a new segment.
Let's get started.
A pen name "mammothureppi" said "AKB's common things".
This year is the year of competition
Oh, everyone. It's common.
Rather than me saying it, it's like "she says it a lot in elections"
When is she going to say it again this year?
It's amazing how well she says it. It's like "oh, it's a competition for everyone"
It's like "everyone says it a lot"
Kojima-san, do you say it a lot?
Not now, but before AKB didn't become like this, I said I want every year to be a secret year.
The staff said "the next year is the year of competition"
The next May is the year of competition
October is the year of competition
December is the year of competition
The next year is the year of competition
It continued like that.
That's how it is in this world.
You don't like it, do you Kojima-ko-chan?
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
If you say it, you'll feel like you're doing your best.
That's how it is.
Owaragiri-san says this year is important every year.
This happens a lot.
Yes, it does.
AKB from Jukuseiniku-san.
If you're not popular, you tend to go fishing.
It happens! It happens! It happens!
AKB from Jukuseiniku-san.
If you're not popular, you tend to go fishing.
It happens! It happens! It happens! It happens!
Oh, X, X, X, only Mogi.
No, it's not me, it's you who's watching.
It's not me, it's you who's watching.
It's like that in the entertainment world.
If you're not popular, you'll be less popular.
Do you feel that way?
Well...
You don't feel it.
You don't do it.
Yes, I'll do my best not to be less popular.
I think so, too.
Even if you're a fisherman, there are many popular people like Miyuki Watanabe.
If you're confident in yourself, you'll become a fisherman.
I think it's both ways.
Kojima, you don't do it?
No, I don't do it consciously, but I'm very thin.
I showed it in a commercial.
Is that a fisherman?
No, it's not. I don't do it consciously, though.
When you're playing with your phone, you'll see Kojima's underwear.
It happens a lot.
I thought it was mine.
It happens a lot.
Please save it.
You save Mogi's underwear, too.
Why do you do that?
You like hearts, don't you?
But you do it often.
Yes, I do.
You're too dear to me, my heart aches.
I'm sure you'll receive my sign for the first time.
I'm sure you'll feel my energy for the first time.
No matter how busy you are with words from the world, you are still my father.
I can only convey my frustrated feelings with my fingers.
Let's aim and shoot at you, whom we found in the crowd, with love's rims.
Those eyes, those lips, everything about you, oh, you're so dear to me.
I want you to hold me right now, oh, baby, my angel.
I'll never let you go again.
I'm sure you'll feel my energy for the first time.