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About one year ago...
Well, this is sudden, but tonight we'll be doing ARIYOSHI AKB Radio Bureau.
Why all of a sudden?
Well, it's like... we really don't have any money.
The ARIYOSHI AKB Radio Bureau, an Abenomics of the Republic of Japan, which was launched to save those in dire straits...
...has been broadcast 20 times at a high pace.
X!
However, we had made a fatal mistake.
I told you a very funny story.
But it was cut when I watched the broadcast.
If you waste the tape for budget reduction purposes, you will be punished.
Come there.
Ariyoshi AKB Republic Echo Week.
Is it sexual harassment?
It's a waste to cut it.
We will broadcast the unpublished part at once.
Special program "Umemiya Tatsuo's rumored truth"!
First, we will show you the unpublished program "Umemiya Tatsuo's radio station" which was not released until now.
We will check Umemiya Tatsuo's rumored truth directly.
Let's get started.
This is Umemiya Tatsuo's rumored truth which Umemiya Anna brought up.
Umemiya Tatsuo's double eyelid was made.
Are you kidding me?
Is it plastic surgery?
It's not plastic surgery.
Anna said that Umemiya Tatsuo's double eyelid was made by cutting double-sided tape into small pieces and sticking it on his eyelids and pushing it in with a toothpick.
When Anna saw it, she bought a toothpick which is easy to use.
Then, Umemiya Tatsuo said "I don't like it".
He didn't use it.
But it's made, isn't it?
It's nothing.
However, if you drink too much on fire, your eyes will be swollen and your face will be swollen.
I see.
So, I put on the tape in the morning without hesitation.
You put on the tape in the morning?
You pushed it in with a toothpick?
If you are tired of it, do you want to get a plastic surgery?
No, I don't want it.
What's with that thought?
Ah, he's getting a plastic surgery?
No, I don't want it.
I'm sorry, but I don't want a plastic surgery.
So, day by day, I really put on the tape.
Ah, is that so?
What an unexpected truth.
Now, let's continue.
Now, let's continue with the rumor that he himself said in "Downtown Deluxe".
Is this true?
Umemiya-san went on a family trip and peed himself.
Eh?
This is...
Eh?
What are you doing at your age?
Can I say that?
Please, please.
It was over a decade ago.
Over a decade ago!?
My parents went to New York.
They went to a restaurant for dinner.
It was over.
Now, when they were going back to the hotel,
I asked for a taxi.
My wife said, "Dad, it's full moon today."
Isn't it wonderful to see the full moon from between these buildings in New York?
Let's go home while taking a walk.
But it took me 10 minutes to walk to the hotel.
I'm the type of person who gets hungry right away.
I got hungry in the middle of it.
I thought, "Oh, no. I should have taken a taxi."
But I got hungry in the middle of it.
Let's go ahead. Let's go ahead.
I said that and arrived at the hotel.
Let's go to the bathroom in the lobby.
No, we won't make it.
The bathroom is definitely fast.
I got on the elevator and went there.
I opened the door of the room.
There was a bathtub in front of me.
The bathroom was in the back of it.
Without making it to the bathroom,
I went to the bathtub.
I went to the bathroom.
Even if you let it flow, it won't flow.
I will never go to New York again.
Everyone, please don't do it in the bathtub.
It's okay, it's okay.
So, it's all the truth about Umemiya-san's rumored truth!
Umemiya Radio Station, even in the second half of the show...
Yes, this time, Itano Kikaku will do the pencomori, the usual Ariyoshi A.K.B. Radio Station!
Next up is...
From the radio station where Itano Tomomi first appeared in a studio performance...
It's a pre-release scene of Kawaii, Yokoyama and Iriyama, which was cut on-air.
Kawaii had complaints about the Kyowa staff.
Kawaii has complaints about the editing of A.K.B. Kyowa.
The episode of "takahashi" and "disneyland" that was aired at the radio station last time...
There's another one, right? There really is another one, right?
There's another one that's really funny.
I'm on good terms with Yokoyama-san, but...
The other day, we were sitting on a mat while we were recording the radio show...
We were sitting on a mat and taking off our shoes, right?
And then Yokoyama-san said, "Ah, don't your feet smell?"
And I thought, "Ah, you're right," but...
She's my senior, and I said, "Eh? Oh, no, no," and she said, "Eh, I'm sorry," and I said, "You smell really bad today," and she said, "Ah, it's fine, really, don't worry about it," and I said, "It was me!"
Huh?
See? She's angry again. She's angry about that funny face of hers.
Continuing from the same radio show...
Yokoyama's angry unrevealed talk!
A rumor about Yokoyama-yui that we learned from a certain site...
Yokoyama is really mad about removing her NMV rights.
Eh?
I'm not mad, though...
Really?
Here's the scene of the rumor...
From now on...
We will announce the members of H.A.R.E.
H.A.R.E.?!
NMB48 Yokoyama Yui...
NMB48 Team N's rights will be removed.
Immediately after NMB's rights were removed...
Yokoyama was crying her eyes out, but...
Her attention stopped for a moment...
And when Minami Takahashi started talking...
Her expression...
T-this is...
It looks like she's angry with us...
H.A.R.E.
H.A.R.E. doesn't exist!
You're angry, right?
You're really angry, right?
I'm not angry, but...
You're angry, right?
I'm not angry, but...
Yokoyama says that she has no place in AKB.
When she became a member of NMB, she said she had her own place.
It seems like she's having fun even among her fans.
She's said to be melting in.
Do you like NMB?
I like NMB.
But it's not like I don't have a place in AKB.
When I was in AKB, I didn't know how to talk or how to appeal in a singing show.
But when I joined NMB, I saw girls who were about the same age doing it.
I realized that I could do more like this, and I was told that I had changed.
I'm glad I accepted it.
So you want to do it a little more?
That's also possible, but I don't know what it is.
This week's unreleased special "That's why you can do it" impersonation battle!
Yes!
Can you do a cute impersonation?
No, I really can't!
What can you do?
Huh? Nothing!
How about Inoki-san?
Inoki-san?
Yes.
I really can't do it.
It's too difficult for me.
Can you do Yokoyama?
I can only do Pikachu.
Pikachu!
I can do it.
Do it.
Pikachu!
How about Inoki-san?
How are you?
I can't do anything.
Iriama has a long face, so Inoki-san can't do it.
How are you?
Not at all!
Ariyoshi SKE Radio Station!
SKE Radio Station's unreleased scenes have just been broadcasted.
Kimoto confessed his sincere feelings to SKE Radio Station.
Kimoto is crying in the bath at night.
Well, even now,
AKB members have very shiny costumes,
but SKE has uniforms like we've been wearing for years,
and there's a meal called "catering",
but SKE only serves cold bentos until a little while ago,
and there's only oil on it.
It's like deep-fried food.
When you open it again, there's oil all over it.
I did my best at work today,
but even though it's midwinter, it's still a cold bento.
It makes you a little sad, doesn't it?
In the bath, I feel like I'm crying.
In the bath?
How much do you feel like that?
When I cry a lot...
You cry a lot! I'm worried about you!
Even if it's a warm bento,
if it's a soup or something like that, you should make it for her!
I'm not an old woman who eats a lot of food, but...
Have you ever felt that you're a bit of a burden compared to AKB?
Not at all.
Have you?
Yes, I have.
For example?
For example, when I participate in AKB's handshake party, they give me something like a truck, like ice cream or sometimes melon bread.
But SKE is a greasy catering company...
You're stupid!
But among them, there are a lot of sweets that the staff gave me.
So everyone said, "Oh, it's a sweet today! It's like AKB!"
No problem! I will cheer for SKE overwhelmingly!
Really...
Today, AKB48 graduates...
It's Shinoda Mariko's graduation special!
Shinoda Mariko was talking about the secret of AKB's graduation.
About the members Shinoda consulted about their graduation...
There are people you didn't know, right?
If you did, you'd say, "I didn't know!"
But I didn't say it on Twitter.
I didn't say it on Twitter, but I did say it to Haruna.
You did say it, didn't you?
Before I graduated from school, I was thinking of graduating from Fukuoka.
We went to a yakiniku restaurant and talked about it every day.
But I probably didn't listen to her.
I didn't listen to her at all.
And the next day, during the rehearsal of the general election live show, about three days ago, I reported about it for the second time.
I thought it wasn't echoing.
I should have said it, but I thought it wasn't echoing.
I said it during the rehearsal, and I think it wasn't echoing again.
I said it again.
I said it three times, didn't I?
Your reaction is bad.
I'm going to cry.
What was the biggest reason?
Actually, I was thinking of quitting.
I've been thinking of quitting for two years.
But I wanted something that I worked hard for in AKB.
So I said in the general election last year, "Please put Tsubushi in."
I said it to cheer up my juniors.
I also said it because I wanted to make the generation gap known to the world.
This year's result was quite a generation gap.
I thought it was this year.
That was the deciding factor.
You must have been nervous.
I...
I, Shinoda Mariko...
will graduate.
There's an announcement.
When I said it, the audience went wild.
At that time, I was a little...
Why did you say that?
You must have been nervous.
Last year and this year had the biggest difference.
It was fun.
Special program "Let's tell Ms. Umemiya about your worries loudly!"
Special program "Let's shout out to Umemiya-san and make her worry about you" corner!
I say "Simbol-chan, Simbol-chan" all the time, but it's about OO, right?
That's right.
When I showed OO in "Bancho" series, the truck driver was surprised.
He was a very big role.
"Let's shout out to Umemiya-san and make her worry about you" corner!
Let's start with the first worry.
First, Kuramochi.
Umemiya-san!
In order for a parent and child to stay together forever, what should they do?
In order for a parent and child to stay together forever, what should they do? Are you on bad terms with them?
No, we're not on bad terms with them, but our father and I have very similar personalities.
We get irritated with each other a lot.
I have the image of a parent and child staying together forever.
Me and Umemiya-san.
In order for a parent and child to stay together forever, what should they do?
Um...
I don't think about who raised me up to this point.
I hate them, but it's thanks to my father.
That's all I think about.
Always be grateful.
Don't forget how grateful you are.
I understand. Thank you.
In order for a parent and child to stay together forever,
what should they do?
In order for a parent and child to stay together forever, what should they do?
Always be grateful.
That's all I think about.
That's all I can think about!
Shimboro-chan, you know a lot of things.
I solved it in no time.
Next up is Nagao.
I really want to do it, but I don't want to do it.
Say it again.
I really want to do it, but I don't want to do it.
That's your face.
Your eyes are drooping.
Is it your face?
Eyes.
I like eyes.
You like eyes?
Like glaring at someone.
Can I glare at you?
Yes.
If you make your eyes bigger...
I'll glare at you.
Glare at me more.
Is there an idol like me?
In order not to be seen as if you don't want to do it...
You should cut your eyelash.
Solved it in no time.
There are various types of symbols.
Next up is Abe.
Yes. Umemiya-san!
My name is Abemamiya.
I'm being teased just by introducing myself.
I don't know what to say back!
This is a terrible consultation.
Are you going to say something?
There's a song called "Abemamiya" and people say "Ah, Abemamiya?"
But I can only say "Yes, that's right" and the conversation doesn't spread.
It's not like that.
You only need to think of that name as one in the world.
I see!
There are people with the same name as me!
You can boast about it a lot.
Abemamiya... Ah, I see... Hehe...
Don't say anything!
Do you have a problem with that?
This is where you stare at your fans and say "Do you have a problem with that?"
That's not it!
It's like a doll movie!
So, when you're being teased by your name, you say "Do you have a problem with that?"
That's it!
There are many different symbols.
I'm sorry!
It's been revealed that AKB doesn't have a monopoly, but if you're interested, please...
Go to Blintalk and... I'm sorry!
AKB's center, Kojima Faruna's worries...
Umemiya!
I also want to open a shop in the future.
Will it be profitable?
It won't be profitable.
It won't be profitable!
Ah, is that so?
Um...
If 100 people do it and one succeeds, it's fine.
Ah...
That's about it.
It's that difficult, isn't it?
That's why you're doing this late-night program and desperately promoting it, right?
Kimikujaki.
That's right, that's right.
With that said...
In the future, the shop...
won't be profitable, so you should quit!
That's the solution!
Seriously, Shinboru-chan, you're all sorts of things!
Okay, everyone...
Let's thank Umemiya-san and everyone else for solving our worries.
Umemiya-san!
Thank you very much!
Man's Shinboru!
It's been a while!
Umemiya-san, that's all for today.
Thank you very much!
Yes, this...
Yakiniku-junkie...
is currently on sale!
Let's meet again next time!
Goodbye!