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Thank you! SKE Radio Station!
Now, we have from SKE, Matsui, Shibata, Kimoto, Suga and Furuhata.
It's been a while for SKE members, hasn't it?
Yes, it has. Can I say one thing?
I feel a huge difference in costumes.
It's funny!
This is not a guest.
Yes.
Are you okay?
I like this one better.
Are you okay?
I like this one better.
When we entered the studio, everyone said "Geh!"
Are you okay?
You look like an underground idol.
I've never been called "AKB".
Now, SKE members and SKE Radio Station will start.
Now, SKE Radio Station will start.
Thank you very much, SKE!
It's a shame.
It's good that you don't get along with each other.
But you're angry, aren't you?
Let's move on to the first corner.
Let's add 5 minutes with free talk.
So we have a lot of information here.
All of the members have special skills.
Matsui can imitate the Shinkansen or do speed stacks.
Speed stacks?
Speed stacks.
Oh, you mean the stuff you do with scopes.
That's amazing.
Furuhata can touch her right ear with her right hand.
Can you do that?
Yes.
Can you?
Wow, it's so soft!
Wow, I've never seen anything like it!
That's impossible.
Impossible, right?
Can you do it?
You guys are weird.
You can't even do that?
Wow, you're good!
And...
Kimoto and Suga have their eyes closed.
Oh, I don't have my eyes closed.
My eyeballs move freely.
Wow!
Here I go.
Wow! What about outside?
Wow!
Wait a second.
It looks like something big is going to happen.
Wow!
You can do that, too?
This side is facing forward and this side is facing backwards.
Oh, it's the other way around.
Wow!
Can you do it with your eyes closed?
Yes.
Wow!
Can anyone do it?
Can you do it?
You can do it, right?
Yes, I can do it.
Oh, I see.
And...
Matsuya, what's a bullet train impersonation like?
It's not a bullet train impersonation.
It's a train that goes all the way to Hakone.
Romance car?
Yes, it's a romance car.
The driver can impersonate the driver's seat opening.
As expected of you.
Romance car?
Yes, it's a romance car.
The driver can impersonate the driver's door opening.
Go ahead.
Wow!
I'm sure only train enthusiasts know this song.
It's just like it.
It's like you're on a trip.
I can do it.
You can do it.
Can you do it? Here we go.
No, no.
It's not like that yet.
This is where your elbow becomes an axis.
This is the axis.
And you go down like this.
That's right!
You can do it.
Let's do it together.
Here we go.
Not good at all.
You can do it.
You don't have any special skills?
I can imitate a chick.
Can you do it?
Can you show us?
Can you do it?
Here we go.
I'm sorry.
I don't like your face at all.
Don't say that about my face.
It's like a painting.
Do you have any other special skills?
I think that's enough.
Do you have any AKB members' special skills?
Yes, we do.
I'm good at not talking.
I talk a lot, don't I?
Can I say something?
It's a funny story.
I was talking with my friends, and I saw a huge monomorai here.
We were texting each other, and one of us said, "This is a female monomorai."
And the other girl said, "Does a monomorai differ from a female monomorai?"
That was funny!
She was doing this as soon as it started.
That was really funny!
That's weird!
We have five questions.
The next segment is "The Truth of Rumors"!
In the last segment, we will check the rumors that are spreading in the streets.
"Uruhata Nao's Rumor" from a certain website.
The rumor is...
Uruhata was angry at her fans.
Why?
I don't know. What does it mean?
When she was performing for Team E, there were a lot of quiet audience, or maybe the encore was too quiet.
Uruhata, who was so polite about it, shouted, "Make it louder!"
The angry fans were shocked.
The day before that, I was watching other idols' live performances and they were using words like "make more noise" or "you guys".
I thought it would be interesting if there was such a thing.
I thought I could do it, and I wanted to say it.
The staff told me not to do it, but I said it.
You did it.
So you didn't get angry, but you imitated idols because you thought it was good.
You guys!
I've never done it in an NKV group before.
I thought I could do it, but everyone was like "shubon".
Usually, I say "oh", but I said "oh".
Do you get angry about this?
I'm a big fan of Kojimaru.
I like Kojimaru and I like Kojimaru.
We have different first letters and we're in the same team.
I feel like I'm going to buy it by mistake.
It's really terrible.
Even though he came to me, I bought it by mistake and he said "it can't be helped, that's why you came".
But you don't like being mistaken for Kojimaru, do you?
That's right, but...
It's wrong! It's wrong! It's wrong!
It's wrong! It's wrong!
I won't take it. I won't take it.
I won't take it.
Shibata Aya's rumor from Bonsai Island.
Shibata doesn't have a butt.
What's that?
She doesn't have a butt.
I don't have a butt. It's like a leg.
It's like this, isn't it?
It's like a petal.
It's like this, like a turtle.
If you sit for a long time, you don't have a butt and it hurts.
You don't have a butt.
It's not like you have a lot of muscle.
But it's pretty hard.
Oh, really?
Then...
Old man!
Who said "old man"?
Who said "old man" from the shadows?
But you look flat.
Do I look flat?
You look thin.
But you have a firm upper body.
You look... you look great.
Don't say that!
She says you have a great butt.
Shibata Aya's rumor from Bonsai Island.
I want to touch it!
Can I?
Touch Matsui's, too.
She says you look great.
No!
You look great.
Can I?
Yes, you can.
I'm embarrassed!
Shibata Aya, touch it.
Straight up.
You don't have a butt.
You don't?
I don't.
You have a leg, right?
I have a butt now.
A butt?
What about this?
It's like a fetancle!
I don't!
You really don't have a butt!
Not at all!
Oh, really?
Can I touch it?
But if you don't have a butt, it's fine, right?
Who said you're an old man?
Oh my!
Amazing!
No way!
Zenny!
Which one is better, this butt or this one?
What? Kojima-san's butt?
What? Is it OK?
Matsui's butt is better, right?
OK, Kojima-san, it's your turn.
Tell me what you think about it.
It feels like gelatin.
I knew it!
Matsui, which one do you like better?
No, I think Lena-san's butt is more elastic.
It pops!
What about you?
It's like "son" (Japanese word for "bottom")
"Son" (Japanese word for "bottom")
Wait, wait!
I'm going to use my strength now.
Use your strength.
How is it?
It's like gelatin.
I think it's a little more elastic.
I think it's more elastic.
It pops.
I don't like it.
Next up is Matsui and Lena's rumor, which we've heard before.
Matsui is scared of Kojima-san.
What do you mean?
I'm not scared of him.
You're not scared of him?
Yes.
For the image Kojima-san posted on Googtas,
I'm saving it.
I couldn't say it, but it was really cute.
And then,
I commented on Kojima-san.
I appeal that Kojima-san is a very fearful being.
That's not it.
I really like him.
I like him so much.
And the picture at the time,
Kojima-san was wearing a dance costume,
and he gave me an injection.
Seeing that made me so excited,
and I felt like I had to say something.
I saved it!
I regretted commenting on it later,
and I commented on Kojima-san at the end.
While I was commenting,
I was alone in my room,
and I got an injection.
Are you kidding me?
I'm so happy!
It's not like you're scared of him,
but you like him that much?
Yes.
I was embarrassed to show my feelings that I had held back until now.
That's why you did it?
Yes.
You're like his number one fan.
Yes.
Shall I give you a reward for being his number one fan?
Yes.
You can touch his butt.
Thank you for letting me touch your butt.
No way!
Can I touch your butt?
Really?
Yes, you can.
I'm embarrassed.
But I...
Excuse me.
It's not a good thing, isn't it?
Let me know how you feel about touching the butt of someone you admire.
I'm sorry.
I'm embarrassed.
Why are you embarrassed?
Because I know you'll say it.
It's not a good thing.
Excuse me.
What?
I'm embarrassed.
It's hot.
I'll do it.
It's cute.
Really?
Thank you!
It's cute!
What is this relationship?
Now, it's an emergency plan!
A.K.B.V.S.S.K.E. Win-or-lose heart-to-heart competition!
Now, it's a corner where I make Ariyoshi heart-to- heart with what we have prepared.
The first person to pass will be eliminated, and the team that eliminates everyone first will win.
Now, let's start with the person who comes up with it first.
Ready, start!
Yes, Kojima-san!
Kojima-san is strong.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Go ahead, Kojima-san!
Ariyoshi-san!
Go ahead, Kojima-san!
Ariyoshi-san!
Diamond Cup to...
Accident Cup!
Diamond Cup... Accident Cup...
Hara... David-san!
She's strong! Let's do it later!
Let's not do it too early.
No count!
Yes!
Now, Kawai!
Now, Kawai-san, please!
Ariyoshi-san!
You're so cool, Ariyoshi-san!
My eyes got bigger!
Not at all!
You're not funny at all!
Really?!
Why?!
You're funny when you're scared!
No way!
Yes!
Who are you?!
Let's go!
Matsuika!
Yes!
Ariyoshi-san!
Do you want to eat?
Do you want to take a bath?
Or...
me?
That's funny!
You don't have to be silly!
Yes!
Now, Kojima!
Yes!
Ariyoshi-san!
Ah! My stomach hurts!
A baby was born!
Who?!
Yes!
Yes, Nagashi!
Now, Mayuri!
Ariyoshi-san!
Does it feel good?
Yes...
This...
is a rinse-in shampoo.
Gotaku!
It's self-promotion!
This is water-based shampoo!
We don't use water-based shampoos anymore!
This is water-based shampoo.
It's cutting edge.
Let's go!
Go ahead.
Mr. Ariashi.
This...
stinks.
That's cute!
You passed!
That's funny!
Is it funny or cute?
You're an idol, right?
That's ugly!
You say funny things all the time!
Mr. Ariashi!
I like you so much...
that while you were sleeping...
you took my hair!
No good!
You can only be funny and cute!
You can't be cool!
You're ugly!
Mr. Ariashi!
Whoa! You're wearing Kojiharu's underwear by mistake!
If you're in a hurry, use a smaller one.
It's not that small, is it?
Yama S.K.! This is what I'm talking about! Shibata!
Ariyoshi-san!
Please open my heart's door.
Gokan-kun!
You're cute!
Now, it's a good match.
Yes, Kojima-kun!
Ariyoshi-san!
Ariyoshi-san is so cool and dazzling that I bought these sunglasses!
That's great, Gokan-kun!
Kojima-san, would you like to go?
Now, close your eyes.
Ariyoshi-san!
Kojima Haruna's...
Ariyoshi-san!
Kojima Haruna's...
Algeria...
But, Nigeria...
Algeria...
Gokan-kun!
Algeria... Nigeria... What's not there?
You're making up your mind, aren't you?
No, it's very good.
Now, I'll leave it to you.
Go, go, you'll pass at anything.
Yes!
Go!
Ariyoshi-san!
Please!
Oh, that's good!
That's good!
That was good!
You had a good sense.
Yes!
Go!
Cute!
Ariyoshi-san!
Please!
I'm scared of you!
Why?
Why do you have a little bit of an itch?
I'm just scared of you.
You might be in jail for a hundred years.
What?
Go!
What?
Go!
What?
Sign!
Ariyoshi-san!
Since cute-san stepped on it, it smells.
Cute-san wins!
What? What?
That's weird!
What? What?
That's weird!
What? What?
And with that...
Cute-san wins!
Why? Why?
I'll let you hit at least one, so let's say goodbye.
Give me a hug. I have Ariyoshi Japan.
I'll let you hit at least one, so let's say goodbye.
His movement is weird.
Give me a hug. I have Ariyoshi Japan.
Now, step forward.
Go ahead!
Ariyoshi-san!
This has been Ariyoshi S.K.E. radio station! Goodbye! S.K.E. thank you very much!