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Hey, you ate my ice cream in the fridge, didn't you?
Then, buy me a different ice cream on your way home.
The usual one, you know.
Good evening, everyone!
Today, we have some wonderful news for you!
In April, the DVD and Blu-ray of "AKB48 GROUP Extraordinary General Assembly Black and White Matchmaking?" will be released at the Japan Budokan!
Yes! A total of four special boxes will be released for "AKB GROUP All Performances" during the day and at night, and also for "AKB" and "Smile Group" in each individual park!
Of course "AKB" GROUP all appearances" will be released, but we recommend you to go to "AKB" individual park!
Individual park!
Yes, individual park!
And the next ones we recommend are...
"hkt" and "nlb"
Yes, they are!
Huh? Where is "ot" from?
What is this?
Huh? What is it?
What?
Is it written "suke yon jyu hachi"?
What?
You don't have to ignore it, do you?
Yes, you don't have to ignore it.
What is it?
You guys, stop it!
Kyaaa! Women like "kebasaki" are coming!
You guys, it seems like you want to see "itaime" (painful)
Hey, hey, you girls are really passionate!
Oh my, oh my, if you think about it, you are "otsubone" from "AKB", aren't you?
It's been a while!
If you underestimate our "wakkai" nation, you will be "ikarete" (killed)
Kawae, Mizatari!
Kawa...
...e!
She's crossing the river!
Kawa... e!
She's crossing the river again!
Rinatsumi!
This time...
Rina and Natsumi are fighting!
Rinatsumi!
She's cute!
How about it?
I won't lose either!
Hey, creature.
What's in your mouth?
Dreams, hope, and miso!
How about it?!
SKE-class?
Today is the day...
I'll show you my true colors!
Go where you want!
Now...
Let's see your true colors!
AKB48 vs. SKE48
Next week!
Breaking news!
Kojima-san has news for you.
Oh, what is it?
If you watch the video, you'll know.
Here you go.
SKE48!
Those who believe only in their fists!
This year, the AKB Rock-paper-scissors Tournament will be held again on September 18th!
The first round is...
Mayumi Ushida!
The second round is...
Mariko Shinoda!
The third round is... Haruka Shimazaki!
They captured their dream with just one fist.
And today, we will also...
Kojima-san's lucky color is red.
A red dress for good luck...
Sexy...
Nyan-nyan!
They showed the audience how to win.
Our beloved first lady, Kojima-haruna...
Has been selected for two consecutive tournaments.
However...
Everyone in the venue!
This year, we made the other members think of an entrance scene in the studio.
Entrance scene...
This year, we're going to decide on something like this.
We're going to do a project or something like that!
We had our own reasons for this.
What is it?
This year, the Ariyoshi AKB alliance will...
Kojima is Kojima, but...
Kojima Haruna...
I won't lose!
Arakane, fresh Kojima, supports Kojima Mako!
Why?!
Last year's rock-paper-scissors tournament...
The red dress that the show featured was taken off in the middle of the show.
Kojima Haruna changed into a main role drama costume.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Unable to afford to lose, Umeda has been defeated!
Due to this betrayal...
Our love for Kojima Haruna has been distorted.
And...
Her hatred for Kojima Haruna has changed.
Yes, this year's rock-paper-scissors tournament...
Will be a revenge game for Kojima Haruna, who has a narrow mind!
Rock-paper-scissors!
And this time...
The one who defeated Kojima Haruna is...
The only lucky girl who has won the preliminary round held by the AKB researchers...
Kojima Mako!
All 85 people will participate in this year's rock- paper-scissors tournament.
The results of the draw...
Kojima Mako will go to Block A.
Kojima Haruna entered Block D.
In order to get revenge, both have to win until the semi-final.
No matter what they do, they want to advance to the semi-final.
So...
Rock-paper-scissors!
In their married life, they lost twice in a row, but they've never lost in rock-paper-scissors.
Who will it be?
The winner of rock-paper-scissors will be announced by Ms. Sexy.
Ms. Sexy will announce the winner of rock-paper- scissors.
First...
Oh, excuse me.
Mr. President? Kojima-chan?
Yes?
Do you know what it takes to win rock-paper- scissors?
The answer is...
This!
It's Rammes!
Kojima-san's lucky color is red.
Rammes, a genius fortune-teller who helped Kojima Haruna's luck improve and choose her wedding dress,
will help Kojima Mako recover.
Nice idea!
But there's one problem with this strategy.
Genius!
I'm cute!
Sexy! Cute!
Ms. Sexy, excuse me!
Is it Rammes?
It could be Rammes.
It's Rammes, but...
She just returned to Nepal, and she's mentally unstable.
What?!
I can't believe it!
Yes, Rammes returned to Nepal last year and is mentally unstable.
Her agency has also closed down.
No way!
What should I do?!
But...
But... But... But... But... But... Are you okay?! Are you okay?!
Here, boobies.
Even if she's not in the picture, if we talk to her, she'll help us.
Oh, Ms. Bintaro!
Ms. Bintaro?!
Ms. Yamaguchi Bintaro, a pure regular in the Republic of Korea.
Let's have her tell us her fortune, which is no less than Ms. Rammes's.
Hello.
Ms. Koshimo, this is the strongest fortune-teller I know.
Mr. Nagashima.
He used his fortune-telling skills to advance his career.
Mr. Yoshihiro Nagashima, who leads people to good luck.
He is said to have many names such as "politician" and "president".
Thank you.
In order to win rock-paper-scissors, you have to put your luck on your side.
So, we asked a fortune-teller to tell us his lucky color.
Ms. Koshimo.
You are actually a person who shines like the sun.
You were born to shine for everyone.
The presence of the sun makes you shine brighter than others.
It's red.
In order to make this red stronger, make your whole body red.
Red.
Ms. Koshimo's lucky color is red, just like Ms. Haruna's.
In addition, if you use light blue as one point, your luck will overflow.
I was told that if I use blue as one point, my luck will overflow.
I believe it.
By the way, my lucky color is...
Purple.
So, now...
What are you doing?!
- Huh?! - Hey!
Huh?!
- Why are you liking it? - So...
Immediately, according to the strongest fortune- teller's advice...
The whole body will look for a lucky color red costume...
And then...
Ah!
In the eyes of the old woman...
In the corner of the room, a red dress was quietly placed...
- How sad... - Huh?!
This red dress...
Rock-paper-scissors!
In last year's rock-paper-scissors tournament...
While leading Haruna Kojima twice to victory...
Haruna Kojima!
In the third round...
The poor dress was thrown away like a rag...
- It's not treated like that! - No, it's not!
However, this dress...
It's also a lucky dress that still doesn't know defeat!
The size fits you, doesn't it?
Can I wear this dress?
Along with this dress... I'll avenge you!
- Please! - Haruna Kojima! I'll crush you!
Please!
And...
Because of its high design quality...
Many celebrities love it...
Wedding Dress Salon...
A Ru Yukiko
Red dress and...
There is also a person who is burning a desire for Kojima Haruna here.
That person is...
Mr. Nishimura, the designer who designed Kojima's dress last year.
I'm sorry, really.
After talking about arranging an untainted dress that had been sleeping for a year and challenging Kojima Haruna,
He kindly cooperated with us.
I'm sorry.
A fortune teller told me that I should put a flower in my chest.
A flower?
Yes.
First of all, put a red rose in your chest.
Oh, it was that picture.
I want to have a flower bouquet or something like that.
You want to have a bouquet?
Yes.
In addition to that, he ordered a bouquet and light blue bracelets and other untainted dresses for Kojima Haruna.
Ah!
It's cute.
How will this untainted red dress, which Kojima Haruna designed, be reborn?
It's cute.
Please look forward to the finished product until the actual performance!
President! For the sake of the Republic of Korea, we will definitely win with this cutely arranged costume!
We're counting on you!
Ah!
President! Your nose is stretching!
President! Look only at me!
I'm looking at you!
But Kojima-chan...
At this rate, we'll definitely win!
But there's something that Kojima-chan can't win against!
And that is...
She's sexy enough...
...to attract the audience!
For 16-year-old Kojima Mako...
Kojima Haruna is 25 years old.
You're doing something crazy!
She has a perfect grasp of the audience's attention.
But don't worry!
Even if Kojima-chan isn't sexy enough...
I've prepared a teacher...
...who can attract the audience!
Who is it?
It's me, Anyui!
The way to attract the audience's attention...
...is not only sexiness!
Huh? Really?
I'll say it like it is!
Yes, I'm listening!
I'll show you my sexiness!
Her gender is Anyui...
...but her skills are top-notch!
She's a dancing master!
The master of Matsuken Samba, Majima...
...has prepared a rock-paper-scissors game for Kojima Mako!
And the game is...
...you have to attract the audience's attention...
...in order to win rock-paper-scissors!
That's why I'll teach you...
Kojimako Samba!
Kojimako's entrance will be decided by Samba!
On the other hand, Kojima Haruna is...
She's preparing a sexy entrance that will catch the audience's attention!
And the only person who can compete with her...
...is someone other than Samba!
More!
Rock-paper-scissors!
No, no, no!
This is hard.
You're weak.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Hey!
You can't cover your face like that!
This is tough.
Look at me! Look at me!
I'm not a woman.
Rock-paper-scissors!
She wants her audience to stand in the center.
To attract the audience's attention...
...she practiced hard until the last minute.
Mako!
Mako, Mako, Mako!
I think I can do it.
You think you can do it?
Yes. I'll give it my all from the beginning...
...and I'll do my best to make you stand with me.
Her face is getting better.
Center, center, center!
Now, we'll show you...
...Ms. Majima's Kojima-ko Samba...
...before it goes on sale!
First of all...
...we'll ask you for your name.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Kojima-ko Center!
The center is taken.
Furthermore!
In order to attract the audience, even if you make a firm pose...
It's surprisingly common for you all to start walking.
At that moment, you determine your aim and attract the audience's attention...
Kojima-ko Samba Walking Virtual!
Ore!
Kojima-ko Center!
Ore!
Kojima-ko Center!
Uuu!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
If you combine these two Kojima-ko Samba...
You can attract the audience's attention!
Wow! I'm so happy! Wait!
With this, Kojima-ko Center is certain to win!
Ah!
What's left is...
The ultimate technique that only Kojima-haruna has mastered...
To attract the audience...
I have no choice but to show it!
Oh!
Finally!
The ultimate technique that only Kojima-haruna has mastered...
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Kojima-ko Center
Kojima-haruna is the only one who hasn't learned it yet.
We have no choice but to show it.
The last one is Kojima-haruna, who has only learned it yet.
16-year-old Kojima-mako can do it.
Kojima-ko-chan!
Huh? Who is it?
This beautiful souvenir.
Thank you for waiting!
Huh?
Teacher!
Kojima-chan!
She will teach us sexy dendoshi, okazaki nana.
And a great technique that only Kojima-haruna has learned...
Rock-paper-scissors!
I won! I won!
I won...
...thanks to you all!
Even if you win rock-paper-scissors, you can still do sexy dendoshi, okazaki nana.
I know!
You can only do it if you are mentally tough.
Kojima-ko-chan can definitely do this ultimate technique.
You have to tell me about it!
Kojima-ko-chan!
And now, the sexy girls pose hero!
Here we go!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I won!
I won...
Kojima-ko-chan!
...thanks to you all!
Amazing!
This is great!
If you do this...
...the audience will fall in love with you!
I won!
Let's practice!
Rock, paper, scissors!
I won!
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VV Big Baby!
You're so cute!
You're only 16 but you're so sexy!
With this...
Kojiharu won't be an eyesore!
Won't be an eyesore!
I'll win for sure!
I'll do my best!
Hero!
I'll do my best!
Mako Kojima learned how to win the center position.
First of all, she'll compete with the president to test her luck!
This is going to be tough!
That's what I'm doing now!
She was watching you!
But Mako Kojima is like a next generation ace!
She's like a center position player!
Don't color me strangely!
Shall we start the rock, paper, scissors competition?
Rock, paper, scissors!
Smile!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Kojima center!
What's going on?
Kojima center!
Mako!
Mako, Mako, Mako!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Kojima center!
Mako!
Mako, Mako, Mako!
Rock, paper, scissors!
I lost.
What should I do if I lose?
I won.
I'll do my best for real.
I lost.
I'm counting on you!
Kozue will join us with the one we made last week, right?
That one really gets me excited every year.
I think I'll do it.
I see.
We're all looking forward to it.
We have a request for Kojima-san from the staff.
Yes.
The Republic of Korea staff...
The Republic of Korea staff doesn't seem to be able to join us behind the scenes of the rock- paper-scissors competition.
So we'd like you to shoot a sexy rock-paper- scissors with the usual Oshima Yuko.
Ah, that's important.
This is an AKB program, right?
Won't you join us?
Won't you trust me?
We don't know what we're filming.
Ah, you're saying it's dangerous.
That's all we're asking for.
Ah, it's very popular.
Yes, we'd like you to join us.
Yes.
Rock-paper-scissors competition.
Good luck!
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