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Today's guest is...
Tano Muto!
Nice to meet you!
Tano...
Yes?
Do you know Tano?
I know him! He was on our show once!
He was on our show once!
Just once!
Just once...
He's a researcher.
Oh, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Muto, you've been here before, haven't you?
Yes, I've been here many times.
This is my second time here.
Nice to meet you!
Thank you for having me!
And then...
There were many others...
Minugishi!
Yes!
Oh, Minugishi is here, too!
Yes, as a researcher.
Oh, as a researcher...
What do you mean "as a researcher"?
We have matching costumes, too.
Do whatever you like!
You're a researcher, right?
Yes, I'm a researcher.
Okay, I got it!
The first segment is...
Give us five minutes of free talk!
Okay, we have a lot of questions. Shall we start?
What do you think about the fact that Minegishi passed the test?
Well, at first, there was an age difference, and there was also a difference in the season.
At first, I was wondering if I could get along with him.
But now...
You've gotten along with him a lot.
No, you're the one who thinks you've gotten along with him a lot!
No, but! Listen to me!
Oh, you want me to listen? What do you think?
At first, there was an age difference, but now I can talk to him a lot.
You can talk to him a lot.
Yes.
What do you call him?
I call him "Mii-chan."
You call him "Mii-chan"?
Everyone calls him "Mii-chan."
Oh...
Don't you hate it?
What are you wearing?
What do you think about him being your friend or not?
He was my friend.
He was your friend?!
No, no, no!
I made a mistake! I made a mistake! I made a mistake!
You were friends with him when you were a member of the group.
I was with him a lot, but now he's gone, and I'm lonely.
Really?
Yes.
I'm sorry, but you don't have a heart!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm not good at encouraging people.
Now, let's continue.
Whether you read it from the bottom or read it from the top, it's about Tomura Muto.
Yes.
What does it mean? It's true, but...
Yes, it's his name.
Your father and mother gave you this name.
My father gave me this name without anyone's permission.
Without anyone's permission.
You knew about it, didn't you?
Yes.
You knew about it, didn't you?
Yes, I thought it would be interesting and you would remember it.
But my family and relatives...
Everyone was against it and said "Why did you name it like that?"
Does it have any meaning, writing "10 dreams"?
I wonder...
By the way, do you have 10 dreams?
10?!
I want to be a model.
I want to be a weatherwoman.
I want to be smarter.
I want to walk faster.
I want to grow taller.
I want to eat a lot of delicious food.
I want to sleep a lot.
I wonder...
Three more...
But I don't have any more.
You're giving up, aren't you?
I don't have any more.
For the second half of the show, you say you want to sleep or eat...
Isn't that what you want to do today?
Does it have any meaning, writing "10 dreams"?
10?!
Then I'll say it, too.
Go ahead and say it.
I want to be a model, too.
And...
I want to be in the media.
And...
I want to be popular.
I want to be an actress.
And...
I want to grow taller, too.
And...
I don't have it anymore.
Young people these days are not greedy.
Compared to that, Minegishi has 10 times more.
You have it, don't you?
No, I'm not greedy anymore.
I want to grow out my hair.
I want to be cute.
I want to aim for the top as an idol.
I want to improve my Japanese skills.
I want to give up.
You don't have it at all!
How about you, Ajou?
I have 10 of them.
I want to give up.
The next segment is...
"Rumors of the truth of the truth"!
In this segment...
Rumors are spreading on the streets...
and you have to face them yourself to find out the truth.
Let's get started.
A rumor about Tano Yuka from a certain website.
Tano gets mad right away.
Oh, really?
According to that information...
I googled it the other day...
Why does he hit me even though I'm facing forward?
He has a really bad personality.
I'm really pissed off in the morning.
I posted it and got a lot of hate.
There's another one.
"Tsuri" sounds rude, doesn't it?
What's "tsuri" for?
"I don't want to be a "tsuri" character."
My arms hurt.
It's used in the AKB group.
"Tsuri" is used instead of "tsuri".
Let's talk about fried chicken.
I don't know what lemon is for.
It's good that AKB has dissatisfaction with the current situation.
We don't have dissatisfaction with AKB.
There's a lot of annoying things.
Yes.
It's probably because of my temper.
Temper.
I'm short-tempered.
That's right.
Yes.
If you're irritated, you'll write it down on your blog.
I used to write it down right away, but I wanted to fix it.
When I was about to fix it, someone hit me.
He didn't apologize to me.
I see.
He's an adult.
I wondered why he didn't apologize to me.
It was in the morning.
I was sleepy.
You have a bad temper.
Yes.
Anyway, I cut it off.
It's bad.
How old were you?
Sixteen.
It's that time of year.
Don't you like the term "fishing"?
Yes.
Who is it?
Is it Milky?
Milky.
I think Milky is good.
But he's fishing.
Yes, fishing.
Is it good now?
It's a little weird now.
"Fishing" is a word you use to catch fish.
That's right.
Is it okay to compare it to humans and say "fishing"?
"Fishing" is rude.
What should I say?
"obikioseru" (temptation)
Isn't it the same?
If it's "obikioseru", is it okay?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Don't you get angry?
I do it all the time.
It can't be helped.
It can't be helped. It's my personality.
It can't be helped for you to get angry.
Yes.
Do your best.
Yes.
Next is "Mutou Tomu's Rumor" from bonsai.
Mutou was beaten up by his seniors.
Beaten up?
What do you mean?
Beaten up?
He is a junior of AKB's "All Night Nippon".
In order to read his emails, Kojima-san asked Tomo-chan "Is it okay?" and "What should I do to win?"
Then, Sayaka Akimoto replied "Winning or losing doesn't matter to me".
Shino said "I don't like winning or losing. I don't like comparing myself with others. I just want to be myself".
In addition, Kojima-san said "Come on, girls. People say negative things about you. But we don't say that".
In the end, no one got angry at him, but he was the only one who was beaten up.
Did you ask him?
I asked him later.
You are scary!
I'm sorry.
Why do you say such scary things?
I was so scared of him later. He was like an old woman.
He was like an old woman, wasn't he?
Where did you get angry?
I didn't know if he was sick or not.
Tomo-chan said "Is it okay?" and "What should I do to win?" so I thought he was sick.
I didn't think he was sick at all.
You asked him casually, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
But he was pretty angry.
On the contrary, I thought you were sick.
I didn't expect you to be so angry at this question.
Why are you angry at me?
That's what you think, don't you?
Yes.
I didn't know you were so young.
I'll ask you again. What should you do to win?
Mari-chan said "You can't do that".
Don't get close to an old woman.
I see. Let's move on.
Minagishi became a researcher and gained a lot of weight.
Minagishi looks like a pug.
Minagishi is getting closer and closer to becoming an impersonator.
Here is a proof picture.
How is it?
Is it because you were hiding your hair?
It's big that my face is exposed.
But I spend more time at home now.
It's bigger than before, isn't it?
Yes. But I still eat.
Do you eat?
I have nothing to do, but I eat.
About a month before I became bald, I was on a strict diet.
I lost all carbs and sugar.
And I wanted to be cute.
But after I became bald, I gave up.
I became fat.
I lost interest in clothes, make-up and beauty.
You don't look good in anything.
Since then, I've been growing.
And now I can appear on TV.
I have to be conscious of it.
Do you want to grow more?
Yes.
I see.
I want you to grow more.
Can you put on your glasses?
Can you put on your glasses for a moment?
For a moment.
What is it?
Maybe you are cute.
Fashionable and manly.
Maybe you are not fashionable.
You are not fashionable!
You are not fashionable at all.
You are not cute.
Next is Kojima Haruna's sexy entrance segment.
Thank you very much.
In this segment, we will consider Kojima-san's sexy entrance segment for the 4th Rock-paper- scissors competition, which will be held on September 18th.
We do it every year, don't we?
That's right. We usually think about it in this show.
Like when Okazaki-sensei comes.
Are we going to decide it like this this year as well?
We don't usually do it like that.
That's right. Like what kind of dress we should wear and so on.
But this time it's a little rough.
This year...
We would like to look back on Kojima-san's sexy entrance segment in previous Rock-paper-scissors competitions.
Yes, please do.
Everyone in the audience!
Just for a little bit!
Sexy!
Nyan nyan!
Pon!
Nyan!
It's too long!
Sensei, it's too long!
It's too long!
Sensei is short-tempered, so...
It's too long!
I see. That's why it's too long.
Anyway, it's like this.
How is it, Tano? It's like this.
I'm doing my best.
You're doing your best, right?
I'm doing my best.
Senpai, you're doing your best.
So you haven't thought about anything this year as well, right?
That's right. But it'll be soon.
What should we do?
So we've combined various sexy phrases that Kojima-san has said up until now.
Based on that, we've made a line.
Let's listen to it.
Please do.
Everyone in the audience!
Just for a little bit!
Vinyl gun! Bang! Bang!
My Papua New Guinea...
Diamond cup!
What is this?
It's interesting.
You've done things like this!
Amazing!
Your own history...
You're not laughing at all!
I'm sorry!
So, based on that line, we'll have everyone think about sexy phrases.
The line is already decided.
Is it okay? Please...
It's okay! Will you do it seriously?
Please!
Think about it, okay?
What should we do?
Mutou...
If you think of one, please tell me.
Can you do it?
Eh? Tomo-chan will do it?
Then, Mutou-kun.
Eh? It's difficult.
Please do.
Is it okay?
Everyone in the audience!
Just for a little bit!
Vinyl gun! Bang! Bang!
Um...
My...
Papua New Guinea...
Lemon cup!
Okazaki Prefecture will do it.
Everyone in the venue!
Just for a moment...
Vinyl gun...
My Papa New Guinea...
Diamond cup!
Thank you very much!
Is this Diamond cup?
What cup is this?
Diamond cup!
Well, well, well...
Let's make it "D"
Wow!
Well, Minegishi...
It's going to be tough later, isn't it?
Well...
The "D" here is innovative.
Innovative, isn't it?
Well, well...
It doesn't matter if it's sexy or whatever...
I got it!
Do it for her...
Well, Minegishi...
Yes!
Let's do it!
Everyone in the venue!
Just a little...
Oh, that's good!
Vinyl depot!
Guns! Guns!
My Papa...
New Guinea...
Diamond cup!
Thank you very much!
Not bad!
Well...
"My Papa...
New Guinea" might have been better...
Really?
My...
Papa...
New Guinea...
That's good!
As expected of Minegishi!
It's like a one-woman gang!
Like Beckenbauer...
Beckenbauer...
That's good!
But it was nice!
"D" and "Papa...
New Guinea" were good too!
Are you going to match it?
Hmm...
What should we do?
I think we got some good ones...
Shall we mix and decide?
Yes!
Well, but everyone in the venue...
It's about like this...
Everyone in the venue...
"Just a little"...
It's about the same...
"Just a little"...
"Vinyl depot"...
"Guns! Guns!"...
What should we do?
What about Tano?
"Vinyl depot"...
"Guns! Guns!"...
What about Mimei?
"Vinyl depot"...
"Guns! Guns!"...
That's good too!
Which one is good?
It's a matter of preference.
My favorite place is... Tano-chan's...
Tano-chan's...
Thank you very much!
My favorite place is... Tano-chan's...
Thank you very much!
Then what about my favorite place in New Guinea?
Well, you usually sleep there, right?
How about you, Tano?
I go around and...
Oh, like this?
Huh?
My favorite place is... New Guinea.
I think that's good, but...
I'll do it.
Thank you very much!
And lastly, a diamond cup.
A diamond... Oh, but this is good, right?
This is good?
The place is also below.
But it's below!
It's below! Papa's diamond cup!
It's always below!
Then let's move on to the finished product.
For now, this is the finished product.
This year's sexy entry...
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Just for a little while!
Minuet-po!
Kojima Haruna's sexy entry, which has become a regular event in the rock-paper-scissors tournament!
The ultimate rock-paper-scissors strategy to increase one's luck by captivating the viewer!
Kojima Haruna never betrays the fans!
This year as well, she'll liven up the rock-paper- scissors tournament!
And with that, thank you for your patience!
The 2013 version of "Sexy Entry" has finally been completed!
Everyone at the venue!
Just for a little while!
Minuet-po!
My... Papa is... New Guinea.
Diamond cup!
Thank you!
You'll do it for me, won't you?
Of course. Last year, I did something that would betray the show.
I'll do it.
Let's look forward to it!
This is the ending. How was it, Tano-chan?
I laughed a lot. It was a lot of fun.
Really? Are you mad?
Not at all! It was a lot of fun. Thank you.
Please come back again.
Yes, thank you.
Mutou, how was it?
When I came last time, there wasn't a lot of rumors.
I'm glad there were.
Good.
Do your best so you can have ten dreams.
Thank you.
Kojima-san, how was it?
I was happy that Tano-san came up with a lot of poses.
What are you saying?
Thank you.
I'm serious.
This is the ending.
This time's ending number is...
Life is full of things.
Life is colorful (very colorful!)
Men are colorful (very colorful!)
Women are colorful, too
Can you see it first?
Life is colorful (very colorful!)
Men are colorful (very colorful!)
Is it okay for women to shout all kinds of things?