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Ariyoshi AKB Kyowakoku is delivering the official iPhone app.
Original videos and audio contents that can only be seen here are full of joy!
Ariyoshi AKB Kyowakoku started tonight!
- President. - Yes?
During AKB's summer dome tour, Mari-chan, Sayaka and Tomo had a tough farewell.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- In fact, Kyowakoku also has a tough farewell. - Eh?
- Could it be... - Surprisingly, AD's Tanabe-san will graduate from the show!
- Yay! - Yay!
- I'm so happy! - Yay!
So, this time, AD's Tanabe-san has ranked the punishments that are still in our hearts.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
Let's watch the video.
Here you go!
Until now, Ariyoshi AKB's punishment corner has come to an end.
Tonight, a huge amount of punishments will be released!
And the one who will choose them is...
During this summer, the members who grew up with AKB48...
And the staff who decided to graduate from this show...
AD, Tanabe, Rie, Sanji-san...
Can't sleep, can't go home, don't have a boyfriend...
No matter how tough it was, the reason why AD didn't quit...
...was because they loved AKB Kyowakoku more than anyone else.
- How grateful! - That's right.
And so, this time, in commemoration of their graduation from this show...
...we will show you the punishment corner selection that AD and Tanabe will choose!
Sakura no Hana wa Sakura (Cherry Blossom Flower is Cherry Blossom)
Well, this is a standard punishment corner.
There's nothing to prepare for, and I just hope they'll just show that.
So, for me, it was a comfortable punishment.
In 10th place is Kei with her deadly farting method.
And, in 8th place is Saya Miyazawa, who became a comedian who can control his arms.
Ichikawa-kun, are you ready?
I'll load my gun.
There's another gun under this curtain.
Here I go!
Well, then! Farting method, fire!
Take this!
It started with a fart.
It hit Miyazawa's nose cleanly.
She didn't feel any more humiliation.
This is not the end of the farting series.
Kataema Haruka took a deadly Suhesshi-ubu Kousen.
Let's start.
Until Suhesshi-ubu Kousen, five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
(Laughter)
I'm getting a headache!
The cherry blossoms are cherry blossoms.
This is a kind of speed-off punishment from the main story.
Kawaii-san's reaction is good, too.
I think she's in a good position.
It's a game project of the A.K.B. radio station.
A sip of Saji Juice!
The improved version of Saji Juice is Saji Juice.
Kawaii Rina is punished.
Kawaii...
You like it, don't you?
Speaking of Kawaii, Saji Juice is not good at drinking.
It's because it's left.
One, two...
Drink it!
Wow!
I hate it!
What's up with her?
Her panties...
Kawaii...
Such Kawaii is punished by Saji Juice.
Here I go!
Not yet!
Open your mouth!
I'm sorry!
The battle between Hawaii and Sashii Juice will continue from now on, won't it?
Cherry blossoms are cherry blossoms
Well, you certainly did a good job
Among the people who come to the program, there is only one person who is the most high-ranking
The people who came in 8th place are "ushisanko" and "ushigaeru" who made the program even more exciting
ushigaeru
It's "ushigaeru"
She is already in a panic state just because "ushisan" is there
Miyazawa is holding "ushisan" in his hand and apologizing
Miyazawa is apologizing
I'm sorry!
While the members are making a fuss, only Rina in the basement is calm
Can you do it?
She kissed "ushisan"
It's amazing!
Cherry blossoms are cherry blossoms.
The 7th place goes to Maeda Ami, who has thick eyebrows.
Erase it! Erase it!
It's pretty thick.
It's thick, you bastard!
It's pretty thick!
These eyebrows are thick.
They are thick.
That's why you have thick eyebrows.
I'm done.
Are you done?
I'm done.
Maeda, show me your face to the camera.
It's hot!
It's disgusting!
Cherry blossoms are cherry blossoms.
We have prepared traditional Japanese food.
Bring it here.
What is it?
The 6th place goes to Nocchei, who eats curry while sniffing poop perfume.
Nocchei, who eats curry while sniffing poop perfume.
Poop perfume is not produced anymore, so you can't get it.
I'm sure you'll get a good reaction, so I'll name you as Mr. Takeda reported.
Now, open the poop perfume.
It stinks!
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
Nocchei, who eats curry while sniffing poop perfume.
It's disgusting! It's disgusting!
That's all for today's punishment corner!
It's delicious, though.
Cherry blossoms are cherry blossoms.
I was wondering how it would be if my juniors worked hard with an entertainer.
It looks like a train, doesn't it?
It only stinks and itches!
It was a dream match for AKB, which became an old project of the Republic of Korea.
It happened in the memorable first ending.
Well, the students and the entertainers did their best, but...
Well, Kashiwagi did nothing!
Kashiwagi also showed off his talent behind his back!
Kashiwagi, who didn't do anything, showed off his talent behind his back!
Kojima and Haruna were chosen as Kashiwagi's partners!
And here, a quick-witted comedy duo, French Bus, was born!
- Please push my back. - The two of them chose...
...a speech delivered by Oshima Yuko at the 2010 general election.
What kind of speech was it?
Hello!
I'm Kojima Haruna, who's been exposed recently!
Hello! I'm not a naked idol!
Look! My belly is white!
I'm Kashiwagi Genki, who's got a nice face!
Let's say it together!
We're French Bus!
A short story by Oshima Yuko.
I won't say "push my back" anymore!
Please come with me!
(She's crying...)
No, no!
I really mean it! What are you doing?!
(She's crying...)
French Bus!
(She's crying...)
It was really cruel, wasn't it?
I thought it would be better for Kashiwagi and Kojima...
- Stop! - ...to push each other's back.
(They're crying...)
Cherry blossoms and cherry blossoms...
Full of happiness. Chest. Boobs.
No. 1 place goes to...
Lucky-chan!
4th place goes to... Lucky-ikeda's embarrassing dance moves.
Let's start with this one.
The theme is this!
Here it is.
It's "pepperoncino".
Let's make some movement and make a heart.
"Pepperoncino".
Let's go like "tsuru-tsuru".
Remember it well.
Let's do "pepperoncino".
Yes, please.
Here we go.
One, two...
"Pepperoncino".
"Tsuru-tsuru".
"Pepperoncino".
"Tsuru-tsuru".
Stop it.
"Pepperoncino".
"Tsuru-tsuru".
"Pepperoncino".
"Tsuru-tsuru".
"Pepperoncino".
"Tsuru-tsuru".
"Pepperoncino".
"Tsuru-tsuru".
Good.
The next one is...
This one!
The theme is...
"chin-chin-de".
Kojima-san is good at this.
Really?
Let me show you.
"chin-chin-den-sha".
That's good.
It's amazing.
Since it's "den-sha",
we'll do it like "kisha".
First, put your hands here.
We'll do it from the front.
"chin-chin-den-sha".
"tomari-masu".
One, two...
"chin-chin-den-sha".
From the front.
"tomari-masu".
From the back.
"chin-chin-den-sha".
"sagai-masu".
"chin-chin-den-sha".
"tomari-masu".
"chin-chin-den-sha".
"sagai-masu".
It's perfect.
I've prepared a useless character for you, so I'm going to turn you into one!
I'm happy!
In third place, Yui Yokoyama, whose reaction is not so good, transforms into a Kimokawa character!
First of all, she transforms into a weird face wearing a variety of fashion items and stockings...
Oh, you know who I am, don't you?
Oh!
Oh, that's nice, Kimokawa!
After the face, it's the voice! What kind of voice will she make with an acupressure massage?
Now, let me make this character make a voice! What kind of voice will she make?
I want to hear it!
It's hard, isn't it?
It's hard!
Oh, that's good!
It's like a child's pig's voice.
It's easy to say "eh!"
It's a foot that doesn't resist a teacher!
Stop it!
It's a great pain!
It hurts!
It hurts so much!
This is no good!
That's it for the acupressure corner!
Cherry blossoms are cherry blossoms...
Since the program started, people have been kind enough to come and live only for acupressure.
It's nice that it doesn't shake at all!
This person is Aidy Tanabe's best friend!
"Kyowakoku Family"!
Acupressure electrician Nana Okazaki!
Yuko-chan and Minami-chan!
Ta-dah!
Oh, I'm so excited!
It's not enough!
I'm sorry!
So, today, I'm going to teach you two a sexy rotation!
It's going to be a sexy rotation!
Should we do it?
Teacher! Teach me sexy rotation, too!
Kojima Haruna!
I'm a woman, so I won't let you do it!
You can do it!
Kojima Haruna joins in and starts the sexy rotation!
I want you!
I need you!
I love you!
My head is going gangang!
It's getting intense!
My body is touching the TV!
Rotation!
It feels good!
You're the best!
How do you like it, President?
What do you mean "how do you like it"?
The cherry blossoms are cherry blossoms.
It's really hard to collect things.
There are a lot of things to prepare and it costs money.
It's probably hard and there are memories.
The first place in the ranking is "things falling from above".
Some of them have been serialized, but their history began here.
Let me tell you about today's weather.
It's sunny in the morning in the Kanto region, but sometimes it rains in the afternoon.
What do you mean?
Ouch!
Wow!
What is this?
Please be careful of lightning in the afternoon.
What is "try"?
Try!
I told you about today's weather.
What do you think of it?
No, no, no!
It's 100% real!
You're making fun of me!
It's frustrating!
"things falling from above" is gradually escalating.
Please put it on "doremi's song".
Ouch!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
How is it?
Wow! There are a lot of blisters in my back pocket.
My back is blistering.
Is it blistering?
Looking back, Lady Tanabe had a hard time.
Director Soh received "From above, Mariko"
From above, Asari
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
You're miserable.
And it's spicy!
What's this?
We had a lot of things to do before recording, but it took a long time for Asari to recover.
Next up is...
Wow! What's that?
From above, Kegani
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Why do you do that?
I don't want to do it.
Why do you do that? It's disgusting!
In order not to hurt Kegani when she hits him, she uses a file many times and puts bleach on him to get rid of his smell.
The last one to fall is...
From above, Sashiba
Ouch! Ouch!
What?
But, what?
I haven't said "sashiba" in a long time, so the dentist gave me what I don't need.
Takaguchi, how is it?
What?
What do you say to this?
What do you say?
Everyone does that.
That's all for this week's "Oshioki Corner"!
To each their own future...
At Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic, we will continue to give punishments that are stupid and stupid, and that no program will do.
For this person who loved the punishment corner more than anyone else...
♪ When cherry blossoms bloom ♪
♪ I'm sure you'll be left behind ♪
♪ Praying for a new world ♪
♪ With your own hands ♪
♪ Opening up ♪
That was the punishment corner selection by A.D. Tanabe.
- That was great. You did a lot of things. - It's a program with a lot of history.
- That's true, when you look at it like that. - Yes.
- Well, since we're here, Tanabe-san... - Yes.
- Since you've helped us out... - Yes.
- Shall we do the graduation ceremony? - Yes, let's do it.
- Tanabe-chan, please go ahead. - Yes, let's do it.
- Shall we do the graduation ceremony in a small way? - Yes, let's do it.
- Tanabe-chan, please go ahead. - Yes, let's do it.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- What will you do from now on? - I will make your dream come true and go to Robocraft Special.
- Wow, I'm glad you said it. - I'm glad you said it.
- I'm glad you said it.
- Finally, let's make Tanabe-chan's dream come true. - Yes.
- What is your dream? - I want to shake hands with Kojima-san.
- Oh, I see. You should have said it earlier. - Yes.
- You should have said it earlier. - I haven't done it yet.
- Hello. - Yes, hello.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Thank you very much.
- I'll do my best.
- Thank you. I'm glad you said it, Tanabe-chan. - Yes, my dream came true.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Kojima-san, now, look at me.
- I shook your hand. - Huh?
- Oops! - Oops!
- It's stuck. - Oops!
- It's stuck. - No! Why?!
You have poop perfume soaked in your hands!
I'm sorry.
That's all.
The third AKB48 MUSIC VIDEO collection will be released on September 11th!
A total of 70 songs are included, the most ever!
There is a million number that symbolizes AKB48!
Includes songs selected in Music Video Request 2012!
There is valuable footage that can only be seen in this work!
A collection of music video clips that summarizes the charm of AKB48!
Ah, Sumo!
Huh? Don Sumo bought a house!
A new house is nice, isn't it? It's comfortable, isn't it?
If you're looking for a house, it's Sumo!
I'll give you a souvenir, too.
We've become a card game!
Win with your favorite unit!
Mobile card game!
HKT48's glorious labyrinth!
Enhance us!
Fire!