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Researchers' Bonus Movie! Okada vs. Okada Battle!
Okada Ayaka and Okada Nana's battle for the strongest Okada!
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Tonight's show is "Alias! AKB Collaboration!"
Thank you for having me.
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Tonight's song is "AKB Dream Matching!"
It's been a while!
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These four researchers are going to tell us their stories.
Thank you for having me.
Researcher Iwatate is absent today.
Instead of him, we have a free researcher covering for him.
Thank you for having me.
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After seeing all of their stories, we'd like you, Alias-san, to choose the best one.
I see.
I understand. It's a big responsibility. I'm nervous.
(Laughter)
Thank you for having me.
Here's the video.
I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into the bridge.
I watched that let it burn.
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the step.
I crashed my car into the bridge.
I don't care!
A serious comedy battle between idols and entertainers!
The 6th contestant is...
Hans!
DREAM CLUB!
ARC AND WISH!
BALL IN LOVE!
The four of them will put their own pride on the line and make a splash!
Rock, paper, scissors.
You have three hours.
What kind of comedy did each team come up with?
The 6th contestant is...
Is it already the 6th time?
First of all, we have to make you feel like you're a star.
Researcher Umeta decided to play the main role of a star with a joke.
To make up for it, we'll use...
Kojima-san.
The first team is...
13-year-old Umeta, who plays the main role of star Kojima Haruna.
The young trio, who are popular with their sweet masks and exquisite teamwork!
They're not real heroes!
HANS!
Kojima-san, please watch carefully!
This is what you look like as a coach and researcher!
Well, I'm interviewing the busiest idol in Japan, Umeta Ayano-san.
I have to make sure I don't embarrass her.
Ayano-san, please come in!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm your manager, Omata.
Nice to meet you.
I'm your manager, Kan. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Today, we don't have much time.
So we're in a hurry.
I see!
Since we don't have much time, I'd like to interview you right away.
What made you want to become an idol?
I'd like you to tell me about it.
Well, being an idol is...
I'm sorry, but could you hold this for me?
Is this...
Is this a TV cover?
It is!
Do you film like this?
Yes, it's always like this.
I'm in the frame, is it okay?
Oh, is it okay?
Well, I'm Omata, but being an idol...
No, no, no! You're too busy!
I think you're arguing with me.
What's wrong?
It's fine.
Oh, it's fine.
You're turning me down?!
It's amazing that you're turning me down!
Oh, I'm sorry.
She said she'd come, but what should I do?
Well, it's fine.
That's amazing!
If you're coming, you should come out!
You're so busy!
Well, I'm Omata, and I'm so busy...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Yes?
I'm playing rock-paper-scissors right now.
Yes?
What will you give me, Omata?
Food.
Food, food.
Oh, you're not going?
I'm sorry.
Food is a little more...
Food.
No, it's food, it's food.
Food is...
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's food again.
This is annoying, isn't it?!
It's a pair.
It's a pair, it's a pair.
Oh!
I won!
That's great!
If you won, that's great!
No, it's not that...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
There are a lot of fans coming to the handshake party...
Give me your hand.
Yes!
Go ahead.
Is that okay?!
Is it okay for you to shake hands indirectly?!
Yes!
This is salt and sun, isn't it?!
Uh...
It's not like that.
I'm interviewing you...
I'm sorry!
What is it?!
The sponsor asked me for an autograph.
Three of them.
Please leave it for later!
No, it's random!
Autographs are random!
Is that okay?!
No, it's not like that!
The interview hasn't progressed at all...
The reason I wanted to become an idol...
I'm sorry!
It's about time!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
I haven't heard anything at all!
Ansan, please.
Please.
Wait...
Wait, where are you going?!
I'm in the middle of a 24-hour marathon.
You're busy!
I'll make you laugh.
I can't hear you!
The second group is...
The champion of the 4th AKB Dream Match and...
The third group to enter "the manzai" last year...
"ALF" and "PEAST"!
Do you know who ALF is?
Just a little.
I hope I'm not mistaken about "PEAST".
I'm sorry, but I can't see the map at home.
His parents are strict and only allow him to see "nhk".
"ALF" and "PEAST"!
The story is about "ALF" and "PEAST".
What will it be like?
Put down your guns!
What should we do with this silver coin?
Police officers! Please help us!
Help us! Please!
I don't want to die!
Put down your guns!
Hurry up and put them down!
Please! Put them down!
Put down your guns!
Hurry up and put them down!
Put down your guns before you release them!
And then negotiate or something like that, right?
That's right!
So, please! Put down your guns!
Put down your guns!
Hurry up and put them down!
I don't want to irritate you...
That's weird! Why do you want me to put them down?
Well, I don't want you to be irritated...
Put the gun down!
I told you to put it down!
That's weird! Why are you putting it down?!
Oh, that was close!
And you know what? You should say it louder!
See?
I'm sorry, but I don't usually say it like this...
I think I'm getting carried away... I'm sorry.
Hurry up!
Put the gun down!
I can't hear you at all, and you don't have to do this!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Hurry up! Go forward!
It's stretching! It's stretching!
It's stretching!
Put the gun down!
Get out of here!
Put the gun down!
I can't hear you! I can't react!
Put the gun down!
Why aren't you reacting?!
I'm sorry, but I'm going to say it like this,
so please, say it out loud...
Hey, look at the Topic hair!
Topic hair! Topic hair!
Hey, put the gun down!
Topic hair!
Topic hair! Topic hair!
I'm sorry. That was dangerous.
That was strange! Why can't you listen to what the hostage is saying?!
There must be a reason for that, right?
And you can't even get your nails done because you're an AKB researcher.
What's going on?
Don't you think it's weird for researchers to get their nails done because they're old and can't make money?
That's probably not related to the police.
And why do you have to be so mean just because you're in the bath with your dad?
There's something in it!
It's a family business!
What's wrong with it?
I have no idea why you have to be so mean!
But it's not related to the police.
Put the gun down!
Put it down!
I said put it down!
Put the gun down!
Put it down!
You're talking about this because your husband is young, aren't you?
Call him!
Call who?
Mr. Mayor!
Why are you running away?
Why do you think you're in charge?
I'm in charge, but we'll talk about it later.
Put it down!
I'll do it!
Put the gun down!
I'll kill you!
Help me!
Look! She's crying!
The third group won the M-1 Grand Prix in 2010.
They'll change the world with their unique stories.
"SLEEM CLUB" and...
"OKADA AYAKA COLLABORATION" in 2013.
Which one do you like?
Chestnut?
You must like chestnut.
This time, they made a story about someone who looks like Uchima.
Anyway, check out "TOKUTO GORAN ARU" if you enjoyed it!
Hello! We are SLEEP CLUB!
I'm Ayaka Okada!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Let's relax and have a good time!
Yes, me too!
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine!
It's already August!
It's summer!
It's summer, but how is it around here?
It's very hot and humid in summer and it's hard!
It's hot, isn't it?
When it's hot and you're walking down the street, there are a lot of crazy people!
Is that so?
Hey!
Is it real?
Yes!
Is it real?
No, what is it?
Do you have some time?
No, I don't!
Just a little bit!
Huh?
What is it?
Wait a minute!
What?
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?
Huh?
If you resist, you can resist!
Are you resisting?
You say that sometimes, don't you?
Ah!
Look!
Huh?
Look!
That's right!
Huh?
You are...
Mariko Shinoda, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You're Shinoda, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
It's a little different.
How have you been since you graduated recently?
How have you been?
I haven't graduated at all.
You've graduated, haven't you?
No, it's really a little different.
No, you're Shinoda, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
Then, look!
What's wrong?
Did you get kicked out of school?
No, I wasn't kicked out of school.
What's wrong?
Is there something wrong?
No, there's nothing wrong with me.
I haven't been kicked out of school.
You haven't been kicked out of school?
No.
You have a wide range of gay people.
It's annoying.
It's annoying?
Yes, it is.
You're a manly person.
You're right!
If you say I'm manly, it means I'm a man.
No, you're Shinoda, aren't you?
I'm not Shinoda, aren't you?
You're Shinoda, aren't you?
No, I'm not Shinoda, aren't you?
You're Shinoda, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
This is Uchima-san.
Shinoda-san!
Shinoda Mariko-san!
You're amazing!
I'll say it over and over again, but you're a different person.
Enough with that!
Scary!
From above!
Mariko!
I'm Uchima.
Really?
Yes!
I'm sorry, but I have to go!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, but I have to go!
I'm sorry!
I'll pay you back!
I'm a different person!
I'll pay you back!
I've always worn this!
I've been wearing it for a long time.
Can I say something about you?
You were beaten up, weren't you?
Think about it from the opposite perspective.
Suddenly, you were beaten up on the road.
What do you think about it?
I don't think you were lucky.
I wasn't lucky.
I agree with you, but...
Are you satisfied?
No, I'm not satisfied.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about. Are you sure?
Yes.
Seriously, stop it!
Should I stop it?
Yes.
I know what you should stop.
What is it?
Sashihara-san's strange confidence.
Confidence?
I'm sorry.
I hope you don't go anywhere.
Will the guest draw a sweet and sour love story and make the viewer's heart skip a beat?
I can't stop my feelings.
Yes, fall in love!
Transplanted contestant "fall in love" and...
Thirteenth generation healer "Iwata de saho"
Take advantage of Barbie's cuteness and challenge each other!
Iwata de saho
Ah, today's seniors' live was amazing!
I can't lose!
Good job!
Barbie-senpai, you were the best today!
It's natural for me to be the best!
I want to be like you as soon as possible!
You're not good at self-appeal.
Who should I appeal to?
Of course it's you, Akimoto-sensei!
But I don't know how to appeal!
Your strengths, weaknesses, specialties...
You can say anything you want!
Good job!
Akimoto-sensei is here!
Look at me!
Yes!
Good job, Akimoto-sensei!
Her voice changed!
Ah, sensei!
I started learning acting!
Your acting is great!
I'll act like I'm crying!
Crying? I'd love to see you do it!
C-C-C-Why are you looking at me like that?!
What do you think?
Wonderful! You look like you're about to cry!
Come on, come on!
Um, Sensei! Can I see you do it, too?
Of course you can!
Thank you! I'll do a famous scene!
A famous scene!
The child is still shaking in the middle of it!
I didn't know you were a Tanaka kunie!
Sensei! Um, I practiced impersonating, too! Please watch!
A famous scene, huh? Can you show me?
Yes!
Here I go!
Don't complain! You look like Zakiyama kun!
Please watch me, too!
I hope you do it right by the end!
Yes!
You're right!
You're a kunie, again!
All I could tell you is that you're a northern kunie!
Thank you!
I'm not praising you!
I had no idea what you wanted to do!
Do your best!
I'm going home!
Sensei!
You didn't even remember my name!
It's okay, Sohorin!
Barbie-senpai!
Hard work always pays off!
I'll prove it with my life!
Senpai! Thank you!
There, there!
Senpai?
I like you, senpai!
Huh?!
Then...
Should we start with the introduction?
Yes, Sohorin!
And with that, we're done with all the stories!
Which pair will shine as the sixth champion?!
And with that, let's have Arias-san decide the winner.
What should I do? What criteria should I use?
What should I do?
The winners are...
Slim Club and Okada!
I'm looking forward to it.
Me too.
It was the most interesting.
It was really interesting.
Lastly, let's have you take off your mask.
Is that so?
This program is sponsored by these sponsors.
Why?!
Since I'm here today, I'll just say hello.
You look like Hashidasuga Cocatto.
You look like Hashidasuga Cocatto with that hairstyle.
Are you going to take it off?
Yes.
It's been a while.
Oh my!
Oh my, you look like Billigishi.
I am Billigishi.
You look like...
If I don't look like Billigishi, I'll definitely look like Cocatto.
You look like Hashidasuga Cocatto.
I look like Hashidasuga Cocatto.
Are you reflecting on yourself?
I am reflecting on myself.
Then, what should we do?
Since we're here, why don't we punish Billigishi?
That's right.
Let's punish Billigishi.
So, the punishment will be...
Since we're inviting comedians, we'll do a collaboration with them.
Please give them a round of applause.
Hello!
I'm Hashidasuga!
Welcome!
It's amazing even if you don't say anything.
What are you doing?
It's a super unpopular game that was discontinued in the beginning.
That's right. It's not popular at all.
It's a punishment game.
It's very unpopular.
Is it okay?
Let's do it.
It's okay for the three of us to do it, but...
Look at the three of them.
Look at them. They only have short cuts.
They only have short cuts.
It's a shame.
It's a shame. It's a shame.
I want one more.
I want Kojima-san too.
Let's reveal the story together.
Now, Machine Guns and Kojima Minegishi will collaborate.
Thank you for having me.
I looked up AKB's bad habits on the internet.
There is such a thing.
Don't ask stupid questions and answer stupid questions!
I'm back as a printer!
She's calling you.
Question! Does Minegishi really think about it?
I know! I know! I know!
I know!
But her answer is amazing.
Answer! She doesn't think about it from the bottom of her heart.
B-type people lie for no reason, so you shouldn't be fooled.
It's a prejudice!
She's reflecting on herself!
Yes. This time, I'm really sorry!
Alright!
It's not a material atmosphere anymore!
I'm scared!
I can't say anything about this anymore!
It's impossible!
Next! Next!
Question! Does Minegishi and Minami look like Takatoriki?
Who are you comparing me with?!
Why are you comparing me with ex-likis?!
Because her answer is amazing.
Answer! Minegishi and Dog is similar,
but Dog and Takatoriki aren't similar.
Therefore, I don't think Minegishi and Takatoriki are similar.
You don't know?!
What kind of analysis is that, you idiot?!
You don't know?!
You're similar to Dog!
I'm about like Muroi Yuzuki.
You're similar!
Next! Question! Does Minegishi and Minami poop, too?!
What are you talking about?!
What's up with you, you idiot?!
You don't know?!
Answer! They poop something really big and smelly.
You don't know?!
It's a small thing, right?
It depends on you!
It depends on the captain and on who's riding it.
It depends.
There's also Kojima-san.
I'm always showing off my pants in the drama 'Don't Have One,' but don't you have any pride?
I do!
She does it a lot!
She does!
She answers like, "It's just a mask."
That's not true!
How is it like in real life?
But I like being looked at.
That's an unexpected answer!
It's about time!
Alright! Let's go home!
Thank you very much!
Again, are you really riding it?
It's a real mask, right?
Right?
It's amazing!
I think you shouldn't look at it.
Promise me you won't look at it.
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