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The battle between 13th grade researcher Ayaka Okada and 14th grade researcher Nana Okada will unfold in "Researcher Okada Lose Movie"!
In addition, members' kiss videos and delusional calls will be streamed on the official iPhone app!
Sorry, are you still awake?
Alright, AKB radio station!
What is it?
What's wrong?
I dropped a can of beer.
Ah! This!
Why didn't you call me?
There's no reason for me to call you!
I'm sure you'll call me!
Alright, today's guest is...
Ume-chan!
Fujie! Yamauchi!
Nice to meet you!
Fujie-san, is this your first time?
I've been abroad before!
Again...
Wait!
Seriously!
You like jokes, don't you?
Do you really not remember?
I don't...
I'll do my best to not forget!
Please do!
Alright, let's get started!
First segment is "Free Talk"!
We have a lot of questions, but which one should we start with?
Well, one of them has already been deleted, so...
Did we get an "NG"?
So...
Let's go with the first one!
- Ume-chan! - Yes!
When you said you were an "A" cup...
It was a while ago, like a few months ago.
But little things started to get noticed by fans.
Yes, yes, yes.
Then, this Megumi Ohfuri-chan...
Megumi Ohfuri-chan sent me a reply on Twitter.
Ume-chan, if you do this, your bust will get bigger.
She told me about it.
So I replied, "Even if you do that, you're still an "A" cup."
And then it spread like "Ume-chan is an "A" cup."
- I see, I see. - That's how it came about.
Oh my, you're so energetic!
Ah!
- She's like that. - She's like that.
- So that means... - Yes.
- It's the truth, right? - That's right.
Accident cup.
- Is that how you say it? - Accident cup.
Accidents keep happening.
What kind of "cup" do you like, Kojima-san?
I... I haven't said it clearly yet.
But I like diamonds in this show.
So if I say I like "diamond cup" or "d" cups...
People will say, "What kind of "d" cup is that, Kojima-san?"
- I haven't said it yet. - Ah, you haven't said it yet.
The researchers are silent.
- I'm scared if we won't get a picture. - It's okay, it's okay.
- Let's continue. Fujie's special skill is triplets. - I'm good at triplets.
- So you're sure about this? - I'm sure about it.
- But there's no place for me to show it off. - Well, there isn't. - That's right. - It's not that funny.
- That's right. - I don't think we'll show it off on this show either. - No, we won't!
- That scary? Just do it! - But you want to do it? Do you have the desire to do it? - I do, I do. - Ah, really? - Yes. - Then you want to do it? - Yes, please. - Ah, I'd like to see it.
- Here I go. - Oh. - It's too fast! - Please do your best. - Okay, it's over. - Please do it again! - Again? - Please do it again! - Really? I can do it, right? - Please do your best! - Okay, one more time, okay? - It's a little weird.
After you say it, say something for me.
What is it?
I'll say what I like the most.
Oh, no!
Show me!
I like Montoyaki!
It's cute, isn't it?
You like it, don't you?
I like Montoyaki the most.
Your face is in it, too!
Do you have any other special skills?
You don't?
You don't, Umi?
I don't have any.
You don't, either?
I don't. I want to look for it, but I don't.
Well, you have a good personality.
You're praising me! I'm happy!
You have a good personality!
Umi, you've known me for a long time.
I don't know you.
Kojima doesn't have any, either.
I don't have any.
You don't, do you?
And I don't have a good personality, either.
That's right.
Ume-chan, let's talk about Team B.
This is a good topic.
We are all in Team B.
What do you think of Ume-chan?
What do you think of the members?
Ume-chan didn't have many characters to work with.
But now that she is a captain, she can work with everyone.
She is a reliable captain.
Is there a ranking?
There is a ranking.
There is a member?
Ume-chan's favorite ranking.
If you tell me to do it, I will do my best.
But now I want everyone to be equal.
Speaking of AKB, is it ranking?
What is your favorite ranking in Team B?
My favorite is...
But I like it.
First place?
It's like a partner.
It's first place.
First of all, it may depend on you.
It may depend on you when you are in trouble.
It may depend on you.
You are the center of Team B.
I'm the center for the first time.
The lowest ranking.
The lowest ranking?
Is it a member you hate the most?
I don't hate him.
I hate him.
It's troublesome.
Is it troublesome?
Yes.
There are members you want to get along with.
Like Kojima.
I want to get along with him.
He is the first place.
Let's meet again.
It's not like you're lying.
You're the best.
The next segment is "The Truth of Rumors"!
It's a segment where we directly confront the rumors that are spreading in the streets and confirm them.
The first one is "The Rumors of Ayaka Umeda", which staffs who have been working for four or five years have been talking about.
Umeda-chan, you've changed recently.
What do you mean? I've changed?
When you were in a show called "Gakeppuchi" with Arios- san, you had baggy pants and country-like clothes.
But when you came to "Kyoha Country" the other day, you had dark makeup, high heels and a brand bag.
Also, you smell like perfume.
Who said that?
That's scary!
You don't look like you did in "Gakeppuchi" anymore, do you?
In that sense of gratitude, my salary has increased and I can buy things I like now.
Also, AKB is very popular and there are many people who like you.
Of course, I'm grateful for that.
It can't be helped, can it?
It might change a little.
It's strange for you to say that it's changed.
I want you to see it as a growth.
Why are you so kind?
She's kind.
It's been 4 or 5 years since I thought like that.
"Gakeppuchi" means "one cool".
I saw it!
"one cool" doesn't mean "one cool"
"two cool" means "two cool"
It's the same!
Kyogoku has been doing "three cool" for a long time.
"NKB" was still popular at that time.
After you became a star, you started working.
After you became a superstar, you started working.
No, I haven't!
I didn't have much work.
Ume-chan didn't have much work, either.
So we decided to work hard together.
You're kind.
I like it.
But you became a superstar, so it's over.
What was it again?
Bakunyu superstar
Stop it!
Ume-chan, don't be lonely.
Let's move on.
Fujiie's rumor
"Fujiie's tongue is longer than Miyazawa's swallow".
What is it?
But it's true.
Miyazawa's tongue is long, too.
How long is it?
Miyazawa's tongue is this long.
It's quite long.
It reaches under your chin.
Is it longer than this?
Can you do it?
I'll try it.
Here I go.
It's long!
Look at me!
It's long!
Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
It's the longest!
It's longer than Miyazai!
Yes! OK! It's long!
Let's continue!
Yamauchi Suzuran's rumour acquired from a certain police station.
Yamauchi Suzuran is licking us!
What? What is he licking?
Who "us"?
In a general election election broadcast,
Yamauchi Suzuran is showing off her body,
posting sexy photos on Google+,
and other erotic trends.
Yamauchi Suzuran's fans say,
Why don't you just leave him alone?
"If he's being licked this much,
why don't you just kick him out?"
He's got nothing but eroticism in his head!
Why? Why? What do you mean?
Why do you say that?
What do you mean?
Yamauchi Suzuran's rumour acquired from a certain police station.
I didn't know about this.
You didn't know about this, either?
I didn't know about this, either.
There was a banana in the shooting location,
so I took it with me,
but the person who took it said,
You're aiming for him, aren't you?
I said, "Just a little bit," but...
Is it better to add a little bit of eroticism?
For people who have an erotic route,
Kojima-san seems like a bad girl, doesn't he?
He's a bad girl superstar, isn't he?
He's not a bad girl,
but he's got this kind of character,
so I thought it might be good for him,
but he got a lot of criticism for it,
and I'm actually really worried about it.
What's wrong with you, as a bad girl superstar?
I'm not sure, but I agree with you, but I think it was too much.
Oh, a little?
It was amazing. I took off all of my plastic surgery gowns.
But it was a misunderstanding.
It was hot, but I took it off and wore it again.
I only wore a tube top there, and it was really visible.
And I could even see my pants.
The number of views increased at once.
I was really happy about it, but I didn't want people to say that.
But even if there's a little criticism like this, there are more fans who like it a little more, so you're okay with it, right?
I think so.
The popularity has dropped a lot!
Why? Why?
The popularity has dropped a lot!
Oh, I see.
So you were underestimating the number of fans because of this much eros, right?
Yes, I underestimated it.
I'm sorry.
So you're okay with it now, right?
I won't do it again!
I understand.
You're okay with it, right?
Next up is "Think about Umeda Team B's engine shouting!"
This segment is "Think about Umeda Team B's engine shouting!"
Everyone!
Kojima too.
Why did you call me like that?
When you said "Kojima", I was wondering who it was.
It's Kojima Haruna, so it's Kojima.
There's no one else to say it, right?
What are you saying, Ime-chan?
You're lying!
It hasn't been updated since then.
That's right.
You two understand each other well.
What is the engine shouting like now?
I'll do it now.
I'll do Team B's shout.
One, two...
Always grateful!
Calmly!
Politely!
Precisely!
May everyone's dreams come true!
A.K.A.B. Team B!
Kojima-san, you just...
I couldn't get used to it.
You haven't done it much, have you?
I haven't.
I've gotten used to it.
You can't do it like that!
That's right.
You have to work together.
That's right.
The viewers have sent us a lot of good ideas.
What is it?
The researchers will choose.
Okay.
Okay, Okada.
Yes!
Which one do you like?
Okay, we'll start with pen name "omanjuu-san".
I see.
You know it, right?
Yes.
I'll do it!
Let's do our best not to let the viewers know!
Yes, sir!
Team B!
Don't pull my hand!
Kitazawa, please read the fan name, genre from Ogata-san.
"I forgot the choreography!" "Don't worry about it!" "I forgot the lyrics!" "Don't worry about it!" "Don't worry about it!" "I'm an adult!" "Let's go!" "Team B!"
It's better than I thought!
It has humor in it, too!
It has a positive feeling, too!
Don't put it together!
Kojima, please read the fan name, Toppogi-san.
"Smile!" "OK!" "Makeup!" "OK!" "Panties!" "OK!" "Safety first!" "Team B!"
It's better than I thought!
Everything is good!
Okada, please read the fan name, Merlion-san.
"The captain's cup is..." "A!" "But..." "Team B!"
Why don't we all say it? "The captain's cup is..." "A!" "What about Fujie?" "What about Yamauchi?" "What about Kojima?"
Team B!
Are we doing it now?
Is it okay to say "the ideal cup?"
"The captain's cup is..." "A!" "What about Fujie?" "C!" "No way!" "What about Lalan?" "Z!" "What about Kojima?" "B!" "But..." "Team B!"
"Z" is not funny at all!
It's not funny at all!
Your attitude is different from Ueda-san's.
You're mean!
Pen name...
Ketsuna Ana-san.
What's your pen name?
Ketsuna Ana-san.
What you need for the entertainment world is...
B!
Team B!
What will you do?
There are quite a lot.
Let's see your best performance.
I forgot the choreography!
Don't worry!
I forgot the lyrics!
Don't worry!
Adults first!
Let's go!
Team B!
This will be Ueda Team B's engine name!
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And now, it's time for the punishment execution segment!
In this segment, we will be executing the punishment as a result of the "close-knit plan" that we broadcasted quite a while ago.
Did Kojima's record exceed 0.2% of victory rate for the "close-knit plan" plan?
If it exceeds 0.2%, Kojima will be punished. If it exceeds 0.2%, Ume will be punished.
And now, I will announce the victory rate.
The victory rate for the "close-knit plan" plan is...
0.9%!
Kojima's victory rate is 0.9%!
And now, Kojima's voice of curse has been achieved!
Either way, the number is terrible!
But it's 0.9%!
Even if you say "I won 20 times in the English election", 0.9% on the basis of election!
And now, for the punishment...
Actually, it has already been executed.
It has already started?
I can already feel it, but since you are conscious of it...
Could you take off your right shoe, Kojima-san?
Me? What is it? I'm scared!
Smell your shoe.
It stinks!
What? What? What?
Actually, at the tip of Kojima-san's right shoe, there is a poop course.
What kind of place is this?
Let me smell Kojima-san's right foot.
Excuse me, but this is a limited edition.
Can I smell it?
I don't like it!
Oh, no!
What's wrong with you?
I don't like it! I'm not an idol!
I don't like it! Don't go!
Kojima-san's feet stink.
I don't like it!
You've been sniffing my feet a lot lately!
I can't look at it like that! It stinks!
I don't like it! I really don't like it!
It really stinks!
But I didn't think it would stink like this!
It stinks! Kojima-san's feet stink!
What's wrong with you?
When I look at your smooth feet, I feel like I'm in a commercial!
It's smooth, but it stinks!
I don't like it!
And with that, the punishment course is over!
It stinks!
That was a smelly ending. How did you like it, Ariyoshi and AKB radio guests?
Yes.
At the end, I was bitten by something smelly and it was terrible.
I didn't think it was that smelly.
It's dangerous for me.
Fujie, how did you like it?
It's been a while since we did a song like this, but it was a lot of fun.
I'm glad.
It's the first time I've been able to show off my three-point law.
And I've got a long tongue.
Let's do a lot of special introductions.
I'm glad. Thank you.
Thank you.
How about you, Fujie?
When I'm on this show, I feel like I'm losing myself.
I thought I had to work harder.
You've worked too hard.
You're kind!
How about you, Kojima?
I'm treated badly, don't you think?
What are you talking about?
Don't you think I'm treated like this when I go somewhere else?
It's fine, but...
It wasn't because of work.
Your feet stink, don't you think?
That's not true!
It's a punishment.
Let's move on to the ending song.
It's Hayami Yu's famous song "Natsuiro no Danshi".
Let's move on to the ending song.
It's Hayami Yu's famous song "Natsuiro no Danshi".
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