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Good morning to those who are going to sleep and those who are awake.
Good morning!
The show starts at 3:42 a.m.
We have prepared a project that only staff can do at this time.
Ariyoshi AKB Research Radio Station!
I'm so happy.
I didn't know Kojima-san would be so dedicated.
I'm so moved.
I was lost and ran in this direction.
I'm so happy.
Actually, among the 14 researchers, 30 of them are called AKB's future leaders.
Really?
These three.
They are well-known, but...
They are very popular.
Really?
Chono Hashimoto.
You don't know him, do you?
No.
Since it's not Chono Hashimoto, please introduce yourself.
I'll go first.
I'm Okada Nana.
Because...
You're Chono?
You're really Chono?
I'm Chono?
You're Chono?
You're Chono, right?
I'll go.
I'm Kojima Okada!
You're Kojima Okada.
Thank you.
Chono Hashimoto?
Alright! I'm the right hand of Nishi!
She really has come full circle.
I didn't know it would be like this.
It's not like this.
I know it's tough this time, but could you do something for us?
Well, I don't think anyone's seen it, so let's open it up.
Please do your best!
Alright, then. AKB Research Center Radio Station, start!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Now, let's move on to the first segment!
Let me hold you for 10 minutes with Okada-dano!
Okada-dano's "Let me hold you for 10 minutes with Nana-no-wada!"
It's such a violent segment.
Arioshi-san, we've specially prepared this "give up" button for you.
If you press it when you're done, the segment will end.
So, don't worry!
Ah, I'm happy! I don't have to hold you for 10 minutes, do I?
Thank you, thank you!
Now, let's move on.
There's some material here.
Okada, right?
Okada, you've said that you get high-tensioned when you're praised.
That's right!
Um...
I'm the type of person who gets high-tensioned when I'm praised.
Yes, yes, you say that a lot, don't you?
So, if you deny yourself, you'll end up crying in the shadows.
And when you're praised, you get so high-tensioned you can't believe it.
That's right! I'm so happy!
You're cute today, too!
Thank you very much!
It's not like that! It's not like that!
You're cute today, too!
Thank you very much!
See?
Your reaction is bigger than mine!
You're cute today, too!
Thank you very much!
What are you doing?
She's cute, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
You've grown up, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
Please don't push me yet.
Let's talk about Okada AKB's special skills.
A sharp look back and intense dancing.
Actually, I'm good at sharp looks back and dancing.
Oh, really? Let me see.
Let me show you.
Please say "three, two, one".
Three, two, one!
I always have this question.
Can you do all of your special skills?
Three, two, one!
All of you are good at sharp looks back and dancing.
Three, two, one!
Oh, you're not good at sharp looks back and dancing.
Okada AKB's special skill is that she doesn't hold grudges against her seniors.
No, I don't hold grudges against my seniors.
Okada AKB's special skill is that she has a lot of respect for her seniors.
For example, she has a lot of respect for her seniors who are her goals.
She has a lot of respect for Mayu Watanabe who she admired before joining AKB.
She always wants to be cute like Mayuyu.
She loves Minagishi Minami's MC.
She loves Kashiwagi Yuki's voice.
She has a lot of respect for her seniors.
But she doesn't have any knowledge about Kojima Haruna.
But in my heart...
Kojima-san is very sexy, isn't he?
Yeah, yeah. He's going crazy in his underwear.
I'm only 15 years old, so I don't have much sexiness.
So when I'm a little older, I'd like to be a sexy person like Kojima-san.
You're not there yet.
I'm still learning.
Then write it down for Gugutas.
You want me to write it down, right?
I'll write it down.
No.
I'll never write it down.
You respect him, don't you?
Yes, I do.
He's always very kind when he greets me.
When I say "good morning," he says "good morning" and returns it to me.
Then you should be able to greet him.
Thank you! Give me cake! Thank you, Choco-kun!
The next segment is...
"Kojima Mako adds 10 minutes" segment!
Let's work hard so we don't lose to Ohio or something!
As mentioned earlier, it's "Kojima Mako adds 10 minutes" segment. Let's get started!
Kojima Mako is an air conditioner technician at school.
I'm always free to sit where I sit at school, but I sit next to the air conditioner.
So I'm often asked to adjust the air conditioner, and I end up looking like a customer.
Kojima Mako showed off her healing face in "akbingo" that wasn't inferior to Kojima Haruna.
It's not like I'm inferior to Kojima Haruna or anything like that, but I did show off my healing face.
You didn't show off your sexy face or smile, you showed off your healing face!
Kojima Haruna also has a healing face.
You're pretty good at it.
It's a good match.
I see.
Okada, can you do it?
I can do it.
Let's give it a try.
Everyone can do it, right?
What about you, Nishiru?
I can do it.
Let's give it a try.
Look, everyone can do it.
Cute.
Look, everyone can do it.
Everyone can do it.
That's what you're proud of.
That's fine, right?
What about Kojima and Gugutas' photo angles being all the same?
That's...
I said we'd take it together, and we took it together.
That angle is good.
That's true.
That's amazing.
This is...
We just gathered that angle.
No, no, it's not like that.
Even if you gathered it, it's amazing.
What is this?
It's your favorite angle, right?
Is it?
So...
If you want to see all of it's angles, come to the handshake meeting.
We'll be waiting for you.
She's dirty now.
So we'll do this...
What is it?
About Kojima and Gugutas making a manzai out of a survey.
This is...
When we first got it from Adioshi AKB...
It was a survey.
Yes, yes.
That's where we wrote it.
At first, we didn't like it.
But now that you've accepted it...
We'd like to do it with you, Adioshi-san.
I see.
Adioshi AKB Genki and Yachiyo-kun!
You're doing it again somewhere.
You should ask Sata for help.
Let's move on to the next segment.
Nishino Miki's "Give me 10 minutes" segment!
This is also Nishino Miki's "Give me 10 minutes" segment.
Let's get started.
Nishino's "butt fetish" case.
I'm more of a smell fetish than a butt fetish.
But Mako always brings it up.
She touches insects and things and always brings it up.
So I touch her butt in return.
And she's happy about it.
Stop it!
She's happy about it.
Her way of touching is unusual.
Really?
Try it.
Try it. How do you touch her butt?
Me?
Yes.
Like this.
Thank you.
She's happy about it.
We're in the middle of a show so I can't say "Stop it!"
But she's happy about it at school too.
She's happy about it now too, right?
She's happy about it so I'm happy about it.
Right?
I'll touch you one more time.
What is it?
Her eyes are like a pervert!
I'm not a pervert!
What kind of butt do you like?
I don't have one.
You don't have one?
You don't touch her shoulders?
I've never touched them. I've only touched Mako.
But I want to touch you.
Please.
Please!
Please.
It's hard.
It's like...
It's soft.
You too, Mr. Toyama.
Your best butt. The butt you like the most.
Yes.
Say it.
I'll touch you too.
Can I?
I'm nervous!
She's touching you.
Excuse me.
It's soft!
It's like jelly!
It's like a fake!
Isn't it too much?
It's like jelly!
It's not jelly, but it's like pudding or jelly.
It's fluffy.
Can you touch it?
What is it?
I don't like it.
Touch it.
How is it?
Jelly?
I don't like it!
It's really soft.
It's like collagen.
Hey!
Don't touch it!
There used to be a person called "slime daddy", but now it's "collagen butt".
I didn't ask anything.
Your specialty is sexy dance.
It's not my specialty.
We used to do it together before.
We did it in the waiting time as back dancers.
They said...
"I can't do it because I'm too young".
So I said "I can do it", and it worked out.
I've been saying it for a while, but you do it a lot in the dressing room.
I don't do it!
I think you look cute, but you dance well in the dressing room.
So you're sexy.
Sexy?
I want to see it.
How old are you now?
I'm 14 years old.
I'll show you.
You just said "ah".
Can you do it a little more?
When you say "ah" you say "ah" right?
Yes.
Can you do it one more time?
Like this?
It worked a little bit.
It's better now.
It's softer now.
It's better now.
You can do it better now.
It looks fun.
There was a time like this.
It's nice to be this young.
Also, Nishino loves macarons.
What do you think about this?
About Nishino's love for macarons.
Yes.
Do you like it?
Yes, I love it.
I eat macarons almost every day.
I ate it today too.
You ate it?
I wrote it in my book "Tanabata".
I want to eat macarons as big as Tokyo Dome.
As big as this?
Yes.
That's good.
Don't be stupid.
Everyone, please excuse us.
It's over.
This is the ending.
What do you think about it?
I'm envious of you.
You look energetic.
I'm tired of being energetic.
Let's end it.
What do you think about it, Okada?
This is the first time I'm sitting in this seat.
Yes.
This is a new scenery for me.
You always sit here, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I want to sit here more often.
Yes, let's do it again.
Yes, I want to come here again.
Kojima, what do you think about it?
It's my first time sitting here.
I didn't feel nervous.
I thought I talked a lot.
Yes.
Kojima-san and Wario-san were kind.
Please come here again.
How was it?
I've never sat here before.
I was nervous at first, but I laughed a lot at the end.
It was really fun.
I was touched by Kojima-san's butt the most.
That's good.
Fluffy.
That's true!
At many places, you've expressed how kind you are, Mr. Ariyoshi.
Thank you.
Today's ending song is "Kamen Butoukai" by Ikemen Sanjūshi.
Today's ending song is "Kamen Butoukai" by Sanjūshi.
Here we go!
Sanjūshi will sing today's ending song.
Please listen to "Kamen Butoukai".
Music...
Start!
No, no, no, no, no!
That's all?!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
But it won't end like this...
Because...
4 minutes left!
And so...
After the commercial, it's time to fill up!
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August 22nd to 25th, four days
At Tokyo Dome Park!
Here, a new AKB performance begins!
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