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The concert has begun!
Alliance A.K.B. Republic!
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The atmosphere is strange.
What's wrong?
Huh?
Hey!
What are you ignoring me for?
I'm not ignoring you.
Recently, the ratings are low.
Do you know that?
The time is also deep.
It's because you don't have a nose.
Is it because of us?
This woman with only a chest.
Huh? Who are you?
It's you!
Hey!
Stop it!
You are...
My father...
My mother...
What are you saying?
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What are you doing?
I'm sorry for disturbing you, but...
Shimboru-chan, you are too much.
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Shimboru-chan...
Well...
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for coming!
This program is...
sponsored by...
V.T.R...
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Hey! You ate my ice cream in the refrigerator, didn't you?
It's a delusional world, but...
you can enjoy your life with Maria Nagao.
I want to eat it with you.
I can't lose!
In addition, the free talk of the researchers is distributed on the iPhone app and mobile site!
In order to make the AKB researchers enter the election,
Gachinko! AKB club was launched in November 2010!
Tonight, two 14th generation students will knock on the door of such club!
This time, the researchers are quite strange.
In the center position of the undergirls who sing a coupling song of their new song,
they are chosen as researchers.
Can they form such two people and lead them to election?
This time, exclusive coach Takehara came up with an idea
to conduct a maths class to understand AKB's mindset.
However, what do you know about idols?
As soon as he said that, the 14th generation students turned their backs on Takehara.
What are you doing?
What will you do if you get hurt on your important face?
Listen to me!
I don't know what you're talking about!
That's bad.
I don't know what you're talking about!
The 14th generation rampages recklessly.
This is the moment when it is thought that it is impossible to escape!
Hey! Stop it!
The chosen ones are the regular members, Shimada and Abe.
Shimada is said to be a top student of this AKB club,
but Manadeshi has been promoted to regular members thanks to Takehara.
And Abe is...
Even for regular members who are used to election,
just hearing his name frightens them.
The charisma of the president!
They came here to show the difference between researchers and regular members.
What? Who do you think you are?
I'll show you the difference.
What?
Come on.
Don't underestimate me!
Wow!
What's the difference between us?
We're nothing.
We're useless.
They were living without purpose.
Episode 14.
Everyone has at least one thing to gain or lose.
Symbol.
A man's symbol.
That's a good reason.
Do you know what you lack?
A symbol that symbolizes me.
Umemiya Tatsuo!
Sheesh, Shinboru-chan, you've got a lot of things going on in your head, don't you?
Following 16 films in a super-popular series, she became a star in "Stardom" thanks to the help of her boss.
Just kill me with one thought.
Ah, Jinki.
Since then, she's starred in many famous films.
Therefore, in order for researchers to become the center of AKB, it's essential for them to learn about Umemiya Tatsuo's soul!
Hey, let's start with this.
What is this place?
There, first of all, at Umemiya-san's favorite low- calorie restaurant in front of Komaba Lighthouse...
Oh, umemiya!
Umemiya Tatsuo's soul is brought here!
Here, Umemiya-san always orders as much as she can say...
Ah, it looks good.
A pork ginger roast served in a large portion!
Umemiya Tatsuo's soul is brought here!
It's really good!
Of course it is.
The sauce is good and the food is appetizing.
Ah, it looks good.
The meat is soft and has a little strong flavor. It's just right for us!
Since there are many young students and young customers, the strong flavor is the characteristic of the restaurant, but...
Not knowing it or not knowing it, she still takes a surprising action!
Excuse me!
Can I have two sauces?
Two sauces...
Me too!
What are you talking about? There's a lot of sauce on it!
That's right!
If you put any more sauce on it, it won't be salty and edible!
Isn't your tongue stupid?
Is your tongue stupid?
The fourteen students can't hide their anger at the strong flavor!
You guys, stop it!
I'm free, Abe.
As expected of the regular members, you guys have a strong umemiya spirit.
What are you talking about? It's rude of you to say that in front of the store!
Umemiya-san...
loves salty food.
If young students like salty food, I'll have two plates.
Even if I'm separated from the store's flavor,
Umemiya-san always makes gingerbread gingerbread with salty flavor!
Umemiya-san, you're already 75 years old.
If you keep eating salty food like that, you'll get sick!
Claudia...
And Anna...
No matter how much you stop me, I'll eat salty food.
That's Umemiya's spirit!
What a fool!
Even her family loves salty food!
However...
Even so, in order for Umemiya-san not to get sick...
There's karakuri!
Excuse me, can we have some salmon salt?
Sounds good!
Me too!
Huh?
What are you guys talking about?
You're always fighting.
We haven't eaten anything but salmon salt!
You guys can eat the rest!
What are you talking about?
Do you think we'll forgive you because you're our seniors?
She's been saying that for a while now!
Eat it!
Why did you bring it like that?
We haven't eaten anything but salmon salt!
Stop it, Koda Kojima!
The rest...
Is it okay for you and Anna to eat it?
That's right!
When Umemiya-san comes to the restaurant, she always orders meat dishes!
She always wants to eat fish on the way!
And while Umemiya-san is eating the refreshing salmon salt...
While she's eating the remaining strong ginger grilled...
That's right!
Claudia and you!
If we have to say either of you...
Your bodies are more worrisome!
If we talk about your physical condition, there's one more thing!
When you moved to the shop where you can feel the next Umemiya spirit...
You arrived at only 30 steps!
That's right!
Umemiya-san is so worried about not having enough exercise...
That her range of action is very narrow!
It's troublesome!
And what Umemiya-san will definitely eat at this shop is...
Soft-boiled, fluffy, and full of chives...
Chive balls!
The flavor of the dashi is well absorbed in the eggs and chives!
Soft-boiled eggs and crispy chives make you go "meh"!
Special dashi made with kelp and bonito and chives made with a lot of eggs!
The crispy texture of the chives and sweet and rich flavor are addictive!
The chive balls are well-seasoned, but again!
Shimada takes an outrageous action!
Hey, hey, what are you doing?!
I'm going to make a soy sauce dish!
Chive balls and soy sauce made with chives...
I don't think it's normal!
It's umamiya! Umamiya is doing it!
Oh, you guys...
It's finally time for you to understand the soul of umamiya!
Umamiya is...
a soy sauce lover!
Without soy sauce, you can't eat rice!
Without soy sauce...
you can't eat delicious-looking grilled fish!
It's a solid diet!
However, you can put a lot of your favorite soy sauce on it!
That's the umamiya style!
You're talking nonsense!
That's right! You're usually a gourmet entertainer, but you're talking nonsense tonight!
Hey, say it again!
You guys, shut up!
Shut up!
Hey, Abe Shimada.
Can I have that today?
Of course you can!
With a wonderful smile...
something that you couldn't even imagine happened!
They brought pickles to the store!
This is it!
Hey, what are you doing?!
What do you mean?!
It's a soy sauce dish!
I don't know!
Don't say things like that!
Why are you bringing it in again?!
It's bad if you guys don't bring it in all the time!
Hey!
It's bad if you have it!
It's bad if you don't bring it in all the time!
Pickles are a part of your body.
What?
They're family!
Umemiya-san's favorite pickle is family dozen.
And the pickle he made with his own hands is wagako dozen.
"I can't leave my own child alone in this hot weather," he says.
However, he always brings pickles from time to time.
He doesn't even think about the inconvenience of the store over and over again.
What's more...
Pickles are the main dish for Umemiya-san.
What?
Either way, pickles are a delicacy!
No matter what anyone says, pickles are the main dish.
Umemiya-san always orders curry rice with roux that has been simmered for two days in this store where he works.
Yes, that's right.
Roux, which is supposed to be the main dish, is eaten first like a appetizer.
The way to eat curry of the Umemiya style is to put the pickles, which are usually ten times the size of the store, in the main dish.
You're just a pickle idiot.
No matter how you think about it, the main dish of curry is roux.
You're idiots.
What? What did you say?
If you don't like pickles, you can't be selected.
Look at this.
The picture that Takehara showed them.
What was reflected in it was...
AKB's proud lips that line up with Tacchan dolls and smiles.
Kojima, who is proud of his selection record in AKB, has been struck with feelings of love for pickles and Umemiya's soul since childhood.
Kojima is proud of his highest selection record in AKB.
That's because he has feelings of love for pickles.
It's just a coincidence, isn't it?
That's right. They don't have feelings of love for pickles.
Don't underestimate us.
We went to Tacchan's main shop for only one road and two hours.
They went.
That's right. They went to visit Narita's pickles' main shop, which takes only one road and two hours, to learn Umemiya's soul.
That's right. They went.
And of course, this person, too.
It's only one road and two hours.
What's more, he came here by himself.
By himself...
It's a good picture.
The three of them look at the picture and have feelings of love for it.
But here, something terrible happens!
There's no picture!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?! If you don't have a picture, we can't do the shooting!
That's right! That's right! We're cancelling the shooting!
Abe lost his precious picture of Umemiya's soul.
If you don't have a picture, we're cancelling it!
What a shame! It's cancelled and it's definitely a failure!
What's wrong with you?
You're so bad.
It seems like your souls of Umemiya have risen.
What do you mean?
Ms. Umemiya has lost her important grandchild's photo and cancelled her shoot.
That's right. About ten years ago, she went abroad for a shoot and lost her photo because of her own carelessness.
Until she found her photo, she said she wouldn't do the shoot and left the staff in a dilemma.
If you don't have an important photo, you should cancel it!
If you don't have an important photo, you should cancel the shoot.
14th generation students who showed their Umemiya souls have risen.
I'm going to test you to see how much you know about Umemiya souls.
Come with me.
There's only one possibility that 14th generation students have felt.
It's whether they're really Umemiya souls or whether they're going to do a test.
A test is a common problem that can be solved easily if you know Umemiya souls.
Hey, what's this?
It's not a test paper!
You don't know it?
It's Umemiya souls' grilled meat jerky!
Umemiya souls' grilled meat jerky!
It's on sale now mainly in the Tokyo area.
It's marinated in Umemiya souls' grilled meat set special sauce and it's softer than regular beef jerky.
On top of that, it's Umemiya souls' strong flavor!
Here's the problem.
Umemiya souls' grilled meat jerky that you can eat as it is.
There's another way you can eat it.
Try answering it.
How do you eat Umemiya souls' strong flavor jerky?
This is easy.
The answer is this, right?
On top of strong flavor, add your favorite soy sauce.
Look at this.
This is it.
Umemiya Damashii.
Strong flavor, add your favorite soy sauce.
Today's Umemiya Damashii is one of the 14 kinds of soy sauce.
On the other hand...
Hey, regular members.
The seats are raised.
Takehara-san, here you go.
Regular members are serving Takehara-san tea.
If regular members lose like this...
The club will be in danger.
What's going on?
Thank you.
Hey, what are you doing?
That's right. I told you to announce the correct answer.
It can't be helped. I'll tell you.
The winner is...
Shimada Abe.
What's going on?
These guys aren't doing anything.
The correct answer is...
This tea!
Umemiya-san loves to eat beef jerky with tea.
But it looks delicious.
The correct answer is tea.
Umemiya-san likes to eat jerky with ginger and sweet potatoes.
This is strange.
You said you like strong flavor.
Why are you drinking tea with this plate?
That's right! This is strange!
That's right! It's strange!
It's strange!
It can't be!
At the last moment...
We can feel the depth of Umemiya's soul.
14,800 yen.
Slurp!
Why?
Okada Kojima!
Look up.
Try it.
This full bowl is filled with umeboshi.
When you put it in your mouth...
It's very delicious.
The taste of the sauce is wrapped in the tea.
It's a very gentle taste.
It's very, very delicious.
What have we been holding back for so long?
Thank you very much!
The fourteen students show their cheerful expressions.
Geez...
There's a lot of tea.
Yesterday's enemy is today's friend.
With great love, they embrace each other.
That is...
"Umemiya Tatsuo Damashii" song!
♪ Umemiya ♪
♪ I went out ♪
♪ It's not grilled meat ♪
♪ It's rice or sake ♪
♪ They go well together ♪
♪ But... ♪
♪ More than 1.2 billion yen ♪
♪ Buy it at DECO*27 ♪
♪ Write it on the internet ♪
♪ Grilled meat jerky ♪
Don't say nasty things!
You're such a good businessman!
Thank you very much.
It's a very elaborate advertisement!
Thank you for making it for me.
Thank you very much.
And this time, as a souvenir, Mr. Umemiya brought us grilled meat jerky filled with Umemiya's soul.
Thank you very much.
It's delicious.
I'd like to sell it on the Shinkansen.
Thank you very much.
The beer doesn't stop even on the Shinkansen.
It's delicious.
It's much softer than regular jerky.
Usually jerky is hard.
It's 525 yen for this taste and volume.
It's too cheap!
And after this recording,
on June 5th, at Nippon Budokan,
we'll witness something incredible!
Let's have a big party!
Let's party!
A few days ago, at Nippon Budokan,
we had an AKB48 group research student concert.
It was really fast!
It was the biggest show for future research students.
We were allowed to enter the back yard.
Before the final match, the students quietly lit up their torches.
The air around them was filled with tension.
And here, in front of us,
we witnessed something unexpected!
What the students are eating is,
no doubt, Umemiya Tatsuo's grilled meat jerky!
After the commercial, Umemiya Tatsuo's spirit exploded!
There was nothing for researchers like Umemiya Tatsuo's spirit to fear!
Because of their efforts and guts, they were able to create the best performance ever!
Umemiya, Tatsuo-chan, there are so many of you!
Thank you!
Remember me!
Thank you!
It was fun!