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"Omake Movie"!
"Omake Movie" is a one-minute free talk show!
And now, for this show's special guest, Ariyoshi, aka "radio guest".
Hello!
With these members, let's do our best!
Ariyoshi's "ikemi radio show" starts now!
"ayoshi's "ikemi radio show"
All right!
I forgot.
All right!
You have to say it yourself.
Let's move on to the first segment.
"Give us five minutes for a free talk" segment!
I'm sure you all have questions in your hands, but where should we start?
Should we ask them? Since we're here.
About the new unit, BKA48.
With the "Mecha Mecha Iketeru no Nuke Uchi" test project, seven people from SAIKAI, KAWAE, TAKAHASHI MINAMI, KOJIMA HARUDA, SHIMAZAKI HARUKA, MINEGISHI MINAMI, SASHIHARA RINO, and KASHIWA GIGU have formed.
KAWAE, who was from SAIKAI, is in charge of the center position.
I'm in charge of the center position for the first time.
If you say "BKA," you probably mean "idiot."
That's probably it.
How was it?
Everyone was idiots, so...
It wasn't like that!
When we were shooting, we were like "pokeh!"
It was a lot of fun.
You didn't seem nervous.
It was peaceful.
I'm an absolute idiot.
You're an absolute idiot?
It doesn't change.
Why do you think like that?
Everyone is an idiot.
We're all good friends.
Who was KAWAE's next idiot?
TAKAMI's.
TAKAMI and KOJIMA.
I'm TAKAMI's idiot.
I didn't realize it.
I didn't realize it, but...
I didn't think you were smart.
What did you think, TAKASHI?
I thought you were smart.
Did you think like that about KOJIMA?
He's a natural person.
But...
KOJIMA is beautiful.
Beautiful idiot.
Beautiful idiot and smelly idiot.
It doesn't change.
Please do your best.
Iriyama has something to ask me.
Do you know about water production?
I didn't know.
When did you start?
Last year in May.
It's been a year.
I didn't know.
Who knows me?
Maeda Oshima, right?
Yes.
Sashihara, right?
Yokoyama, right?
Yes.
He has a bad tongue.
Kitahara.
And Iriyama Factory.
And Noro Factory.
Noro Factory.
I see.
I didn't know.
I'll be careful from now on.
Please do.
Next, Oomori.
Let me tell you about Oomori.
Oomori's father is a former professional baseball player.
Who is he?
Takeshi.
Takeshi?!
Is he a titan?
Is he in the first place in the draft?
No way!
Really?!
Yes, it's true.
That's amazing!
Oomori...
Motoki studied abroad for a year because of his father.
He studied abroad for a year.
That's amazing!
I wasn't born yet.
So I don't know much about him.
But recently...
Some of my fans told me about him.
Dad, you're amazing!
That's right!
He's a top player!
He was in the first place in the draft.
That's amazing!
Is he wearing a skirt now?
He's wearing a skirt now.
He was wearing a skirt, right?
Yes.
That's right.
I know.
That's amazing!
What about you, Nae?
I...
My mom is a marathoner.
She was in the second place in the draft.
That's amazing!
Who was there at the time?
I was with Mr. Arimori.
I also ate with Mr. Arimori.
You guys are amazing!
Kojima-san, is your dad a sports player?
My dad is normal.
My mom is normal, too.
My grandpa is normal, too.
My grandma is normal, too.
I was born normal.
Idiot!
The next segment is "Rumors & Truths"!
Now, let's go ahead and check out the rumors that are spreading on the streets by hitting the person himself directly.
Rumors about Anna Iriyama, who bought it from a website.
Iriyama is a woman with a talent.
How is it?
Last Christmas, at Gugutas...
No way, you spent time with your lover, didn't you? Ufufu?
She wrote comments about making fun of her fans.
And when comments about her spending time alone from her fans came in,
What's wrong with you guys? You don't have to follow the love ban order, you know?
She said that and made her fans who spend Christmas alone laugh out loud.
How is it, Iriyama?
Well, on Google+, it's not like she made fun of her fans,
of course I didn't spend time with my lover,
You didn't spend time with your lover, did you?
Of course, what about you guys?
That's scary.
Well, if there's someone like that...
It's like "Look at Anna more!"
Ah, what do you mean?
Well, it's like that.
It's like that, but it's a little misunderstood.
It's like this because you don't have a good attitude in everyday life, right?
No, it's not like that.
I understand it a little, but it's easy to understand because it changes your voice a lot.
In real life, it's normally...
Well, my voice is one tone lower than it is now.
But when I want my manager to buy me fries...
Please buy it for me!
No, no, no!
Ask your manager to buy you some fries.
Please buy me some fries!
Why, why?
That's how it is.
My manager buys me a lot of fries.
I eat a lot of fries and I'm happy.
But Takamina changes a lot.
She's always like, "I want a cheeseburger."
I want a cheeseburger.
I wonder what it is.
I wonder if it comes out when you ask for it.
I think it's the essence of people.
I see.
Let's continue.
Kawaii Rina's whispers in the industry.
"Kawaii's feet stink" is actually a joke.
No, no, no!
Really?
"Kawaii's feet stink" is a joke to make things worse.
Idols' feet shouldn't stink.
"Kawaii's feet stink" is a joke to make things worse.
No, no, no!
It doesn't smell that bad, but you don't say it does, do you?
No, but as members we all say "let's sell it, let's do our best"
No, no, no!
It's not a joke, really.
Really?
It really stinks, really.
It really stinks?
It's a little rough, but it really stinks.
Does it really stink?
When it stinks, it stinks, really.
Really?
Really.
But only close members say it stinks, so...
It stinks?
Maybe...
Kojima-san?
Senpai, if you say it, it's true, so...
Is that so?
Then, maybe...
Are you going to do it?
Yes, just a little.
How are you going to do it?
Honestly!
Which one?
Since it's new today...
How am I supposed to draw it?
Can I check first?
How's it going?
It's fine for me today.
Weak?
Yes.
Ah, then that day...
It's weak, so even if it's pretty close...
What's wrong with you today?
No, but even if it's pretty close, you can do it.
It's my first time drawing someone's feet.
It's a competition!
I'm sorry, but...
It's fine for me today.
Ah, it stinks!
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
It doesn't stink!
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
It really stinks!
What is this?!
It stinks!
What is this?!
It doesn't stink?
It's fine for me today.
It stinks! It stinks!
It's fine for me!
Even if you draw it directly...
No, no, no...
Please say it!
It's fine for me, really.
It's fine for me!
What kind of scene is this?!
It's fine for me, really.
You're in good shape today, right?
What's up with you?
So you're saying it stinks.
It really did stink.
Next, we have a rumor about Juri Takahashi that we learned about from Bowside.
Takahashi has somehow changed.
What is this?
On the internet, his eyes are dead is his charming point, but recently he hasn't died.
His eyes are sparkling. He's like a gal.
I'm not a gal.
He used to like a flirty Takahashi, but recently he's like an old man.
He's got a worn out look and he's lonely.
He's really lonely.
How about you?
Recently my fans have been telling me that my eyes have deteriorated.
Your eyes have deteriorated?
Your eyes have deteriorated, that's why they're dead.
That's right.
My eyes are dead.
My fans have been telling me that my eyes are dead.
At the handshake party or something like that.
At Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic, when I said my eyes were dead and got teased, you were the cutest.
That's what you said.
Poor thing.
I'm sorry.
No, you're not!
What is it?
You're 13 years old and you don't know what's going on.
It's like your eyes are wide open.
You know what's going on and you can see what's going on.
That's right. I'm an only child now.
Your eyes are dead, but you're happy that you're alive.
Is there anything else that's changed?
When you were young and now you're in middle school or something like that,
every time you said something, you had a fresh reaction.
Really?
But recently you're like, "No, no, no."
Your reaction is like...
No, no, no.
That's not true.
You laugh with your nose.
My seniors tell me that I should fix my laughing with my nose.
What is it about laughing with your nose?
It's like when you're in puberty.
Puberty?
You laugh with your nose at your parents.
What are you doing?
That's what's going on now.
If you get over it...
I'll watch you grow up.
That's right!
You're in puberty and you think you're rebellious.
If you get over it, you'll have new ideas.
Please don't say that.
I'm sorry.
Here's the next one.
Everyone gets it right!
Of course!
A.K.B Quiz!
In this segment, we're going to do something you see a lot.
Four people will try common sense questions.
If everyone gets the same answer, it's a safe game.
If one person gets it wrong, it's a penalty game for everyone.
Here's the question.
It's "proverb burrowing" question.
Even a monkey burrows from a tree.
Write down the word "burrowing".
Even a monkey burrows from a tree.
This is...
Common sense.
Of course.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's start with Takahashi.
Go ahead.
Even a monkey burrows from a tree.
Burrowing.
Iriyama.
Even a monkey burrows from a tree.
Burrowing.
Kojima.
Even a monkey burrows from a tree.
Burrowing.
Will everyone get it right?
Kawae!
Even a monkey burrows from a tree.
It's easy.
It's sad, this question.
It's okay now, right?
I'm sorry.
I underestimated you.
Can you level up a little more?
Kojima-san is very angry.
Don't make fun of me.
Here's the question.
Let's start with "mathematics".
"Mathematics".
What is it?
Symbols representing the circumference.
"Pi".
Symbols representing the circumference.
"Pi".
Please write it down.
It was a little too easy earlier.
I'm sorry.
Will you be able to solve it?
Symbols, right?
"Pi".
Let's announce it.
Let's start with Takahashi.
Takahashi-san, please.
Pai.
Iriama.
Pai.
Kojoe-san.
Gen.
It's simple but interesting joke.
It's quite powerful joke. Gen.
Let's move on to Kawaii.
Pai.
It's not Pai. It's Maru.
Kojima-san, please take a step back.
It's not that kind of game.
As a penalty, all of you will drink Saji Juice.
Please drink it all at once.
One, two, go!
Here you are.
Kawaii, you're drinking it.
You like it, don't you?
You're still drinking it.
All of you are drinking it.
One, two, go!
Drink it all at once!
You can't drink it all at once.
Are you drinking it?
She's irritated.
What's wrong with her?
That dance is...
It's terrible.
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Here's the next one.
In memory of Sasaki Omori's graduation from research school,
we'd like to hear what the other members have to say.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, I've become a researcher.
Oh, you're quitting?
Oh, you're not a researcher anymore?
No, I'm not.
You're going up, right?
Oh, I didn't know that. Congratulations.
Now, we're going to give advice from our senior members to two of you who will become regular members.
So, let's start with Takahashi.
Yes!
Minpon, Yukarun, congratulations on becoming regular members!
When you become regular members...
you'll get fat!
Yes!
How can you get fat?
It's true, you've gotten fat, too!
That's right!
When you join AKB from a young age...
you become high school students, right?
First of all, your body changes...
and you get fat.
Also, there aren't many regular members in the theater or in research centers...
and you get fat.
Oh, you eat, too!
Yes, I do.
So, let's work hard on eating restrictions.
Yes!
Now, let's move on to Iriyama!
Yes!
Minpon, Yukarun, congratulations on becoming regular members!
It's decided!
You didn't even put it on your song!
I screamed! I screamed a lot!
When I was a researcher, there was a show called "Adios, AKB Republic", and I had many opportunities to appear on TV.
But if you get promoted from there and become one of the youngest members of the regular members, you won't have many opportunities to appear on TV again, so you'll be free!
Researchers are a little busier, right?
That's right.
Then you might be free.
You'll be free and get too fat.
Is it okay for me to be a regular member?
Okay, you're cute, so go ahead.
Yukarin, congratulations on your promotion!
When you become one of the regular members...
You'll be exposed!
You've been exposed, haven't you?
When you become one of the regular members, you'll be exposed to a lot of things, so please be careful.
Yes, please be careful.
Do you have anything to hide?
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
But I have a bad head.
She said that I look like I have a good head.
But I have a really bad head.
She said it herself.
But it's really bad.
Please be careful not to spread it more and more.
Yes, please be careful.
Yes.
Lastly, let's start with our senior, Kojima-san.
Omori-chan!
Fuzaki-chan, congratulations on your graduation!
When you become one of the regular members...
Lastly, let's start with our senior, Kojima-san.
Omori-chan!
Fuzaki-chan, congratulations on your graduation!
When you become one of the regular members...
Do you have a place to stay?
Don't say that!
I don't have one.
You don't?
It's weird for me to say this now, but...
I don't have a place to stay in a theater.
So I don't have one.
I see.
You have a lot of people and you're the youngest, so you have to be careful.
I don't think I have one.
Be careful and do it!
If you don't have one, I think your seniors will do it for you.
I'm Team B.
I'm Team A.
You're both seniors, so you'll do it for her.
You'll be bored and your stupidity will be exposed and you won't have a place to stay.
I'll get fat.
That's not a good thing!
But let's do it!
Let's do it!
Lastly, let's have the two of you say your first name.
Let's start with Sasaki.
Thank you for your advice, everyone!
If you become a regular member...
What is that?!
Everyone! Thank you for your advice!
Once you become regular members...
You put perfume on!
What is that?!
When we were trainees, we couldn't put anything on.
But now that we're regular members, we put perfume on.
What do you want to put on?
Something cute like soap.
Cute!
Yes, I understand. Do your best!
Do your best and put perfume on!
Now, let's move on to Oomori!
Everyone! Thank you for your advice!
Once you become regular members...
You roll up your hair like Kojima-san!
You can't roll up your hair!
Yes, all trainees are straight.
Once you become regular members, you can roll up your hair.
There's a lot of hair styles you want to try.
Roll up your hair well!
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