AISubs v3.5
Hey, hey, look at me!
I love you!
Are you forgetting something?
Goodbye!
Yamauchi Suzuran and Muto Tom!
Whisper and Kiss!
Broadcast start!
I'm Team Four.
It has nothing to do with the TV show "Ladies Four".
I'm Team Four.
No matter what I say now, it's all in the past.
I'm Team Four.
I'm Team Four!
I just wanted to say "to".
I'm Team Four.
We disbanded in a year and four months.
Even if we don't do anything, we'll survive for three years!
She's still whispering.
I'm Team Four.
The theater manager rated us three points.
You're not Team Four, are you?
I'm Team Four.
I don't remember being a captain!
I'm Team Four!
I'm Team Four.
I just realized that the captain is gone!
I wonder what happened.
I'm Team Four.
I think everyone makes mistakes in life.
That's right.
I'm Team Four.
What's "over"?
So, we're going to do it in secret.
It's Aryushi A.K.A. Radio's song.
So, the opening song is Team Four's "boyaki".
"Boyaki" is what it started with.
You were talking about the captain a lot, right?
That's right.
He suddenly disappeared.
It was sad.
But now that you mentioned it, I can't help but laugh just by looking at you.
You look good.
Can I be happy about it?
Of course you can.
You and Yokoyama are funny.
Okay, let's go.
Aryushi A.K.A. Radio's song, start!
Arioshi A.K.A. Radio's song, yeah!
You underestimated me.
Let's move on to the first segment.
"Give me 5 minutes for a free talk" segment!
Okay, let's give her 5 minutes.
I think you have some materials, but what should we do?
About Yamauchi being unsure about her character.
That's right.
I want to play a fishing character, but I can't beat Watanabe Miyuki.
There are quite a lot of rich characters in the group.
I want to play a golf character, but it ended last September.
It's not forever!
What are you going to do about it?
I can't play all of them, right?
If you play all of them, you'll lose.
I don't want to play all of them.
You don't want to play all of them?
I don't want to play all of them.
And you're playing a negative character.
I hope you don't find out.
What should I do?
Even now, I want to play a character like this.
What kind of character?
I'm not playing a character.
I'm just playing a character based on what I've done so far.
I'm actually quite a natural person.
I can't calculate at all.
I'm going to play a natural character.
Really?
That's good.
Why?
Do it yourself!
Next.
Do you want me to say one more thing?
You might find out who I'm playing.
The back of Yamauchi's right leg is very sensitive.
Even if you just wash it, you can still speak.
Is that so?
You can tickle him, but you can't do it yourself?
Touch it yourself.
If it's a human, it's more amazing.
But I don't know. I've never done it before.
Can I do it?
Yes.
This is the first time I've seen it.
I can't do it anymore.
I'll touch it.
Stop it.
That's her character.
Next, about Kato's researcher, Kitasawa, being a classmate.
What is this?
Are you classmates?
Yes, we are.
Classmates?
We were classmates.
In elementary school?
From first grade to fourth grade, we were in the same class.
You were in the same class for four years?
I didn't know that I was in the same class.
But I heard rumors about it.
And I was like, "Oh, it's Saki."
I was going to say it to myself, too.
But before I said it, she came to my class.
She said, "Oh, you're in." And she was happy about it.
That's what happened.
I'll take responsibility for this.
What's going on?
You're classmates, but you're seniors, right?
In school, we meet and say, "Oh, it's Rena."
But in this case, we say, "Oh, good morning, Rena."
It's awkward.
It's that kind of world.
Isn't it frustrating?
But we're seniors.
So you're looking down on Kato, too?
No, I'm not.
Why would I do that? I'm not looking down on you.
Oh, really?
One more thing. Is there a camping car in Kato's house?
Is there?
Yes, there is.
Yes, it's over.
The next segment is "Rumors of Truth."
This segment is "Rumors of Truth."
Isn't it too much?
What is it?
I'm just told that I don't have a neck and I don't have a collar.
In short, it's "taru."
That's right.
That's what it is.
There was also "taru."
Does everyone make fun of you?
Do you think you have a short neck?
I think so.
When I wear school uniforms, I don't have a neck at all.
I see.
It's a little clogged up.
I didn't have a neck in my photos from my adolescence.
That's the truth.
I was told that I didn't have a neck when I posted my photos from my adolescence.
But I do have a neck.
You do?
Shall we look it up?
Let's look it up.
Let's look it up from your height.
Average height.
How tall is an average child?
Four to five centimeters.
Yes.
Yamauchi.
I'm confident of being tall.
You're confident of being tall.
That's right. I'm tall.
Six centimeters.
I'm six centimeters tall.
Then it's too much.
It's too much.
Be normal.
Well...
Do you have it?
Two centimeters.
Two centimeters?
I do have two centimeters.
It's not like you don't have it.
I do have it.
About half of you don't have it.
It's not like you don't have a neck, it's like you have a short neck.
I do have a neck.
So you have a short neck, but you don't have a dorsal fin, do you?
By the way, how big is your waist?
You can't say that.
If you think I'm going to trick you, you're wrong.
I'm not trying to trick you.
I'm working on my dorsal fin.
You're working on it?
Yes.
You're working on it?
No, I'm working on my dorsal fin.
You're working on it with a dorsal fin?
Don't say "guri".
I think you're doing a good job.
You're starting to look interesting.
I'm starting to look interesting, aren't I?
Yes, you are.
I'm getting better.
Next up is Yamauchi Suzuran from BOSIGHT.
Yamauchi's actions always get stuck in my nose.
Isn't that terrible?
She says she's not rich, but her favorite sushi dish is abalone.
Yes, I love abalone!
It gets stuck in your nose, doesn't it?
It does, doesn't it?
She spent her New Year's Day in Japan for the first time since joining AKB.
That's right!
I spend New Year's Day overseas every year.
With your family?
Yes, with my family.
But it's my first time eating mochi in Japan.
So this is New Year's Day in Japan.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's warm.
She knows that crying makes you cute, so she turns tears into weapons.
You cry easily, don't you?
That's a lie!
Really? Do you cry?
I cry a lot.
Wait a minute! Do you cry?
Always?
Even if it's a shooting where you think you can handle it, you cry right away?
I cry.
Are you aware of it? On purpose?
I thought you'd come up with a chance.
Before getting in a screaming machine, crying is a rule.
It's like a rule.
No, no, no, I'm scared.
I feel like I don't like it and I cry.
But I love screaming machines.
It's fun to get in it.
That's why it's a lie, right?
That's right.
You're not scared, are you?
I love it.
I don't like it.
Everyone gets irritated.
Should we apologize for now?
Yes.
Everyone, I'm sorry for getting on your nerves.
Let's move on to the next question.
Kato is more Itano-like than Kojima.
This is common recently, isn't it?
Really?
I don't know what to say.
The other day at "Zenkoku Hakushu" I was with Kojima-san.
But Kojima-san only told me about horse racing.
Really?
He said "I won a horse race."
Oh, really?
But Itano-san told me about his dream.
He told me about me.
So Itano-san told me about me.
Kojima-san told you about your dream.
No, I told you about horse racing.
You told me about horse racing.
I have that side of me.
You do?
I do.
But I know about your dream.
What is it?
You want to be a model.
I won't ask you about it.
What is written here?
I took a look at it earlier.
I won't tell you the script.
But this time I'm in a different team.
I want to get along with you.
Kojima-san told me about me.
He said "I'm looking forward to working with you."
I was very happy.
I wasn't told about it.
But on the next week's show,
when I said a word to Kashiwagi-san,
Renatchi said "Kashiwagi-san is like me."
He said it to everyone.
What is it?
No, it's not like that.
We're in the same team, so we want to get along.
That's right.
If you say you want something, you'll get it.
I'll give it to you right away.
Yes, I understand.
Next, let's heat up with two-tack talk.
Let's divide into groups of A and B and have a discussion about two-tack questions.
It won't be much of a discussion.
The first two-tack is...
If you were to choose a captain for Team Four's revival, would you choose Haruna Kojima or Mina Oba?
If Ms. Kojima says A, if Ms. Oba says B...
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As a captain...
B!
The first two-tack is...
If Team Four were to revive...
If you were to choose a captain, would you choose Kojima Haruna or Oba Mina?
If Kojima-san says A, if Oba-san says B, please raise your hand.
As a captain...
B... B... A... B...
I wonder if Oba is more popular.
I'm happy.
But Oba is more popular than Kojima-san.
He used to organize things for me.
If Team Four were to revive, I'd like it if Mina- run- san would stay.
I see. I'll forgive you if you make one mistake.
I won't do it again.
Yamauchi Bobby.
I know Mina-run from back then, so I couldn't help her much.
But if I had to do it again, I'd do it from behind...
Just like that?
It's not like that!
From behind...
To heaven...
To heaven!
I want to send you to heaven!
It's too scary!
It's hot!
From behind...
It's hot!
From behind...
As long as it's not hell.
Push his back.
Support him.
I think it would be nice if we could meet again.
It would be nice.
Even if it's over...
Kojima, it's not you.
It's hard, Captain.
That's right.
That's why I'm done.
If you had another chance, it would be worth it.
It would be worth it.
But if there is someone like Kojima, I want to leave it to him.
You want to work hard in a free position.
I shine more when I'm free.
I'm sure you do.
It's a good time now.
When I was in this team, it was quite dark.
I see.
I'm the type of person who can't carry anything.
I see.
It's like "I'd rather be left alone than host."
That's right.
It's better to be left alone.
Kojima, it's not you.
I can't do it.
I chose B.
Why don't you try it once?
I've never done it in my life.
That's why I don't like it when it gets dark.
I've never done it myself.
You've never done it alone?
No, I've never done it alone.
It's hard to do it alone.
Kojima, you don't like it?
It's not that I don't like it.
He doesn't say anything.
I see.
You do it freely.
I do it freely.
Yanochi, you don't like it?
I don't like it.
The reason is...
The other day, when we were hosts, there was a time when the theater was in trouble.
Kojima-san put it all together for me.
But the way it's put together is weird.
Isn't the next person coming yet?
It's like that.
Isn't the next person coming yet?
It's not "isn't it coming yet?"
It's like that.
Kojima-san, I'm sure you'd be better off being dumped.
I see.
I don't think it's better to put it all together.
Thank you.
Both of you are free to say whatever you want.
But what about students you don't know?
Who thinks it's better to overdo it?
What are you talking about?
Should we all stop playing?
Kojima-san is getting smarter.
He's got it together.
Let's move on to the next duo.
If you were to say "one",
Kojima-san or Kojima-san?
If you could be reborn, Kojima or Oba, which one?
Kojima is A and Oba is B.
Be confident, Kojima-san.
It's been a while.
Oba is B.
This is different.
Kojima-san is better.
I personally like Kojima-san's face.
I want to be like him.
I see.
This is what I imagined.
That's right.
Why?
You are a veteran.
I want you to forgive me.
How about you, Anjou?
I don't like his headless face.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it.
It's cute.
It's cute, but I don't like it when he wears something like this.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it.
Kojima-san says "perfect" in everything.
I think you all admire him in terms of his body.
You like his body?
I like Kojima-san's body.
But I want to be myself and start over.
It's not too late.
How old are you?
I'm twenty-one.
Twenty-one?
You want to start over?
I want to start over.
What kind of life is that?
I want my parents to pull me by my neck when I was born.
You want to start over?
Yes.
Kojima-san, you want to start over?
Of course!
I don't like it!
Why? Why?
Because I've been praised for my style since I was little.
Suddenly...
Suddenly my neck is gone and I don't know what to do.
Suddenly you look like a dongle.
That's terrible!
It's not a dongle!
It's a dongle!
Kojima-san, who do you think is better?
Oh, this is...
She found her friend.
I think Ouma-san is cute and black.
Koro-chan!
She's cute.
Koro-chan is cute.
She's cute.
So, this is the ending.
Kojima-san, what do you think?
I'm in a team with everyone.
We've been doing this for about half a year.
I didn't realize it at all.
Everyone is funny and cute.
I want to get along with them from now on.
That's right.
I'll say it, but we're not getting along at all.
It's about time you get serious.
If you eat pancakes, everyone will be happy.
I don't know!
I want you to take me with you.
Please report it.
Kato, how was it today?
It was really fun.
I want to get along with Kojima-san more.
I see.
Yamachi, how was it?
Kojima-san, I have something I want.
What is it?
It's a house.
What should I do?
First of all, I want to buy my own house.
How about you, Ouma?
I'll keep my head up until you come next time.
That's right.
Please do your best.
Ouma, please announce the ending song.
The song that will be released on June 12th is...
"Set List Best 100".
It will be included as a special video...
in the first limited edition of "Blue-ray Box" in 2013.
The song will be sung by...
Kensei Ken.
Please enjoy it.
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Goodbye!