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Hey, hey, look at me.
Abe Maria's passionate kiss.
I love you!
A shocking video of a leaf doing a push-up is now available on the show's official iPhone app and mobile site!
Tonight's show is also on! "Ariyoshi a.k.a. B. Kyawako"!
Thank you for having me!
Ariyoshi-san!
It looks like the Otaku Pro Elections will be held again this year, doesn't it?
Yes, it does. The world is in a bit of a frenzy, isn't it?
It is a bit of a frenzy, isn't it?
Is there a possibility of a divorce?
But this time, there won't be any dead bodies.
Oh, is that so?
Because we're all Otaku Pro members.
Kojima-san, you have something, don't you?
A.k.a. B.
That's the real thing!
That's it!
"A.k.a. B." election is the real thing.
Let's do our best!
Yes, let's do our best!
And so, the one who brought Kyawako here is...
The one who will pull everyone's legs!
It's Shima's character!
Thank you for having me!
Well then, please tell us about today's project!
Today's project is this!
"Gyo-Uza"!
What's that?
"Gyo-Uza"?
Well then, let me explain!
Okay!
Oh, that's cool!
"Gyo-Uza"!
What is this?
Explain it!
An exquisite flavor and texture!
Once you take a bite of it, you can't help but dance to it!
There is an ultimate "gyo-uza"!
And that "gyo-uza" is...
"gyo-uza"!
To complete it, we must have 16 selected members.
Tonight, we will go on a journey in search of 16 members!
"gyo-uza"!
The members selected for "gyo-uza" are...
"gyo-uza 2", which publishes "gyo-uza" books,
and Japanese percussionists who mainly play Latin music,
Paradise Yamamoto!
First, we came to look for selected members for "gyo- uza" at "kuanyon" main store in Kamata.
It's a super popular store that sells about 4,000 "gyo- uza" a day.
The secret of its popularity is...
It's a store with a "gyo-uza" specialist craftsman.
Wow!
He only makes "gyo-uza"!
In order to provide delicious "gyo-uza",
a specialist craftsman who has passed strict exams in both "yaki" and "an" is in charge of cooking.
Currently in charge of "yaki" is...
As you can see, he is 39 years old.
He has the same eyes and is handsome.
His name is "son".
And there is another craftsman who is in charge of "gyo-uza" and "an".
He may be well-known, but he is only 37 years old.
He is "kassan" of "fushindo".
"son" and "kassan" are popular in "kuanyon".
They are supported by two "double aces" who came from China.
Speaking of "double aces" who support popularity...
"Bad Lena", "Bad Julie", "SKE's double aces" who come from Nagoya and support "AKB" themselves...
"Julie", who is always cheerful and sweet- talking...
"Rena", who is weak and quiet, but has a strong heart...
If they hadn't come, they wouldn't have become so popular.
By the way, they are also in charge of making dumpling skins.
"Bad Lena" and "SKE's double aces".
Let's ask them how they make delicious skins.
I'm going to crush you, so please go to sleep. I'm always awake.
This line is...
I'm going to crush you, so please go to sleep. I'm always awake.
Actually, at that time, "Bad Lena" was telling his juniors how to make delicious skins.
I'm going to crush you, so please go to sleep. I'm always awake.
"Julie" is surrounded by "SKE's double aces" and "SKE's double aces" is placed on the iron plate.
The next selection member will appear.
Look, her song is being titled.
DJ
Could this be Itano-san's solo debut single?
It's "Dear J"!
At first, it's hard to notice,
but when they grill Hawaiian dumplings,
Itano Tomomi's solo debut single is titled.
When they grill dumplings while playing "Dear J",
even more "Dear J" members have appeared!
Have you noticed?
The way the dumplings are flipped over!
At the 48 Group Strongest Member Deciding Match held the other day,
Yokozuna, Norozeki, and beautifully flipped over,
NMB, Sayaka Yamamoto herself!
Like Yamamoto, beautifully flipped over,
these grilled dumplings are 300 yen for 6, which is a reasonable price!
What's more, it's limited to Saturday, and you can have it for 250 yen!
250 yen?! Is it okay for you to pay that much?!
Crispy grilled dumplings with wings!
One bite and that popular member is overflowing!
A large amount of meat juice that pops out vigorously!
This transparent and beautiful meat juice is
AKB48's next generation ace, Mayu-yu, or "Watanabe Mayu"!
No one would think that's impossible!
However!
In Hoang Yon's dumpling filling, there are chicken skin, pork bone and more than 10 kinds of dried fish and many other ingredients combined into one perfect soup!
This is the perfect Watanabe Mayu's bangs itself!
Hoang Yon's dumpling stuffed with meat and vegetables!
Here, you can get 6 kinds of dumplings!
The second shop where the members will sleep is...
A Chinese restaurant in Kanda, Ajibo!
Can we have one or two dumplings, please?
Yes, please!
The first member of the selection is actually this waitress, Ms. Cho!
Ms. Cho is the one who orders and cooks the dumplings for us, but...
Due to the steam from cooking the dumplings, her face is all smudged up!
Can you show this to the camera?
Her face is always all smudged up!
She's so cute!
Yes, she's all smudged up!
She's all smudged up!
Yes, she's all smudged up!
When the dumplings that look like a mirror are finished,
The eighth member of the selection is the one whose face is all smudged up!
Look at this blackness!
This blackness!
It's not beautiful at all!
That's right, but...
If you turn it upside down...
Look! It's all white!
It's true!
If you turn the black dumplings upside down...
It's actually all white!
This is...
I'm not an idol! Look! My belly is white!
Ta-da! I'm Kashiwagi!
Because of her idol nature,
members around her sometimes call her "haraguro",
or "kashiwagi".
However, her real belly color is white and beautiful like a horse mackerel dumpling.
Not bad.
Furthermore, horse mackerel dumplings are
not pork in Japan,
but fresh lamb that is minced every morning in restaurants.
Mmm! Chewy!
The meat juice is amazing!
Since we use lamb, I thought it might be smelly,
but it's refreshing and juicy, so it's great!
I can eat it in one bite.
As you eat more and more,
look! That member is showing up naturally!
Two dumplings are left on the plate.
This is...
AKB's "lip monster",
Kojima Haruna's "manly lips" itself!
No, no, no!
If you look at it like this, you can't tell which one is a dumpling and which one is a lip, can you?
I can't tell.
But those lips...
They look delicious!
I don't like it.
They are no longer "tarako" lips, but "gyoza" lips!
There's no distinction!
It's not impossible for researchers not to tell which one is the real one.
And...
How do you feel about it?
Kojima-san's lips are so elastic and delicious!
As expected of AKB's "number one" lips!
Thank you!
Voluminous "gyoza" lips!
Here we have...
three selected members as guests!
They were here, weren't they?
The last shop is...
right next to it!
Next to it... next to it... next to it... Miyawaki!
That's right!
Let's see if HKT's Miyawaki is standing there or not!
Chohakkai!
This is Shisen-style water dumplings that anyone can fall in love with just by eating one bite!
With a chewy texture and love!
Which member is it?!
Did you hear it?
What?
Ah!
That's right!
I'm going to eat it now!
Bye-bye!
Let's eat it together!
Milky, also known as Watanabe Miyuki, has a heartburn when she takes a bath.
That's right, this dumpling is what Milky ate before coming to New York!
By chomping on it, she was reborn as a water dumpling!
I'm going to eat it now!
Bye-bye!
And if you pour your own Mahler's hot water over it...
Wow, it looks delicious!
You can make Shisen-style Mahler's water dumplings!
How will it taste?!
Mmm!
It's really delicious!
The spicy stimulation is addictive!
Even though it's covered in Mahler's hot water, it's not bitter at all and it's refreshing!
That's right!
This has tofu in it!
Tofu?!
Take a good look!
Look at how fluffy it is!
It's tofu!
I didn't know!
By kneading the tofu into the water, it absorbs the excess oil and gives it a refreshing taste!
If it's like this, wouldn't grilled gyoza be good too?
I want to eat grilled gyoza too!
Please make it for us!
Please!
We're in a bit of trouble.
The researchers make a reckless request of trying grilled gyoza with water gyoza.
And then, the husband...
I can't do it.
You can do it.
You can.
In 2013, you can was a member of akb who seriously challenged herself to become blind.
You can is famous for Yui Yokoyama's reckless challenge.
You can, it's a magical word!
I'll do my best!
In 2013, a waitress from Chohakkai challenged herself to make grilled gyoza with water gyoza.
The waitress said...
I'll challenge myself to make grilled gyoza.
Can Chohakkai challenge herself to make grilled gyoza?
I'll do my best!
And as a result of grilling water gyoza...
Chohakkai's grilled gyoza is complete!
Wow!
It looks good!
It's good!
It looks good!
It's good!
Thank you!
It's salty!
It's good!
It looks good!
Yes, the queen of AKB's big hit show variety show, Minagishi Minami!
Furthermore, in the small shop,
they installed manual elevators to transport food to the second floor.
This up and down movement is...
Yes, the life of HKT Sashihara himself, who spent a year in the streets.
And, there is only one choice left.
That member is in this shop.
Oh, master!
Yes?
Those wallpapers over there...
You've taken them off!
Oh, those?
Wallpapers taken off right away...
These are not torn off...
They are taken off!
It is indeed "Oshima Yuko" itself, which is taken off right away!
This way, please!
This way!
This way, please!
This is funny...
"Oshima" which has a habit of taking off things
was in "Nugikake" wallpapers.
In this way, "Gyo-Uza" selection members 16 are finally gathered!
And now,
"Gyo-Uza" selection members will share important information about "Gyoza" shop
with "Gyoza" song!
♪Gyoza Gyoza Gyoza♪
Three "Gyoza" will become one...
And "Gyoza" illusion will be complete!
"Gyoza" illusion will be complete!
How will it taste like?
Let's find out in the studio!
I brought "Gyoza" illusion with three famous restaurants' Gyoza!
It has ham, pork, tofu and soup stock.
Let's eat!
Hmm...
It's good! It's good, isn't it?
It's good, but it doesn't taste like "Gyoza".
But doesn't it taste like tofu?
No, it tastes like ham.
I like the taste of soup stock.
What will you do for punishment?
Yes, I'll give you punishment!
Punishment decided!
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It's been a while!
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It's President Ariyoshi's "Gyoza" illusion!
It's been a while!
This time, it's about Russian "Gyoza"!
There are "Gyoza" over there,
"Karashi-Gyoza", "Wasabi-Gyoza", and "Tagame- Gyoza"!
We'll blindfold you, choose one, and let you eat it!
I got LINE!
Now, blindfold you!
Now, let me put this on!
You can't see it, can you?
It's cute!
Now, Kojima-san, shuffle the "Gyoza" for me!
"Tagame" is quite powerful!
What is "Tagame"?
I don't know!
Now, Kojima-san, shuffle it!
Now, which one do you like, right, left, or middle?
Middle!
Is middle okay?
Really?
Middle!
I got it! Now, let's do middle!
Kojima-san, somehow make her grab middle!
Yes! Middle, right?
It's kind of suspicious!
Middle, middle!
Which one is it? I can't see it at all!
Kojima-san, let me eat it!
Half of it is "Gyoza"!
Make it middle!
Middle!
Wait, I pulled it!
No, it's okay!
It's okay, right?
Are there any animals in it?
No!
Middle! It's "Gyoza", right?
Yes, "Gyoza"!
If you wrap it, it's "Gyoza"!
Really?
Now, please eat it!
Yes!
Bite it off!
Yes! Bite it off!
What's wrong?
I can't eat it!
What's wrong?
I can't eat it!
What's wrong with you?
What's in it?
Wasabi?
Wasabi? I don't know.
It's wasabi. Green wasabi.
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
Look at this.
Are you trying to eat it?
There is a leg in the dumpling.
It's long.
She is trying to make you eat it.
She put it in the middle.
She put it in the middle of the dumpling.
Kojima-san, where are you?
Where is Kojima-san?
Wait a minute!
What?
April 19th is Kojima-san's birthday.
We would like to have a birthday party for you.
Thank you.
Kojima-san, happy birthday!
Kojima-san has a birthday present for you.
Two dumplings on the table.
Happy birthday!
Let's do it.
Everyone, say "Happy birthday!"
One, two...
Happy birthday!
You can take off your glasses.
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