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Hello? I'm sorry for calling you at this hour.
Asuka Kuramochi whispers a delusional "good night" call.
And...
Hello?
The delusional phone call that Maria Abe invites you to a date...
...is now available on the show's official iPhone app and mobile site!
It was so good! Let's go eat it together next time!
And with that, this has been the usual "Ariyoshi akb radio show"!
Our guests for today are Akimoto-san, Kuramochi- san, and Abe-san!
Thank you for having us!
Akimoto-san and Abe-san, it's your first time on the show, right?
Yes, it's our first time!
And Kuramochi-san, it's your second time!
Yes, it's my second time.
Last time, I touched Haruna-chan's ear, but I couldn't touch Ariyoshi-san's ear, so...
...today, I'm going to touch her!
Hey, stop it!
Now, with these members, let's do our best!
"Ariyoshi akb radio show" starts now!
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Since you're all so old, I don't think you have much to say.
Let's start with the first segment!
Give us 5 minutes for a printout!
Wow, there's a lot this time!
There is!
About Akimoto fighting with the members.
No, we don't fight!
About Akimoto fighting with Megumi Ohori.
That's from 7 years ago, when we first debuted.
At the time, there was a little girl called Ono Elena and Oku Manami, who were the youngest.
She said she couldn't dance at all.
"I can't dance, I can't dance," she said, and on the lyrics paper she wrote "rabbit".
She scribbled on it.
I couldn't allow it.
I'm not mature, but I was 17 years old.
I said to the younger girl, "If you're writing about rabbits, you should practice."
That's tough!
That's a tough way of saying it!
That's a tough way of saying it, but Megumi Ohori said, "Isn't that a little too much for a little girl?"
You don't have to say it like that!
But she was writing about rabbits!
What a fight!
Do you pay attention to the members?
I give her advice if I think it'll work for her, but if she doesn't listen to me, I don't.
I don't pay attention at all.
I think there's an image of her getting angry, but she doesn't get angry at all.
I don't tell her what to do either.
I'm not good at it.
You're not good at it?
So you don't have anyone who got angry?
Yes.
I'm always getting yelled at for not knowing.
But it's not like you're angry about weird things.
Next is about the members' graduation.
Graduation has increased a lot, hasn't it?
How about you, Miina? Have you ever thought about graduating?
I'm thinking about it.
I want to graduate before I'm 25.
How old are you now?
I'm 24.
You're almost there.
I don't know what will happen.
How about you, Kuramoto?
I haven't decided yet.
I'm still thinking about it.
Don't you feel anxious about graduating?
I do feel anxious.
But I might find something I couldn't find when I was in AKB48.
I do feel anxious.
I think it's too late for me to feel anxious when I'm 27 or 28 years old.
I think so, too.
I think it's too late for me to feel anxious when I'm 25 years old.
How about you, Abe?
I'm 17 now.
I want to graduate now and work hard so I can join AKB48.
So you want to work in between.
I think I'll have to graduate for that.
You're a newcomer.
How about you, Kojima?
I think I'll do it, too.
Didn't you say you'd do it until you're 30?
I won't do it.
You won't do it until you're 30?
I'm the same age as Saito.
I see.
When Saito thinks about it, I think about it, too.
I think I'll do it until I'm 25.
But if you graduate together with Akimoto...
Akimoto's graduation won't stand out.
You'll have to consult with him.
But let's do it together.
I won't say anything.
No matter how you think about it, you won't like it.
It's fine if you retire proudly, but it's a little different from the main members.
Let's do it together.
You're not going to the bathroom, are you?
Let's do it together.
I see. But you all have your own thoughts.
Also, Kuramochi's pro-wrestling techniques have become pro-like.
Do you use it in the dressing room?
No, I don't use it.
I get angry when I touch my ears.
But when I touch my ears like this, I get angry.
It hurts so much that I was surprised and stopped.
My hands keep coming out.
What else do you use?
Cobra Twist?
I can use Cobra Twist, Camel Clutch and Boston Club.
It's easy to use, isn't it?
Do you want to try it?
Can I use it on a kappa?
You can use it on a kappa.
This is tough.
Kappa!
How is it, Kappa?
Kappa, how is it?
It's intense!
Good job, Kappa!
Good job!
Good job, Kappa!
Good for you!
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Let me tell you something I learned from AKB.
Sayaka Akimoto and I are best friends.
We get along well and even if I get upset, I won't get mad.
That's right.
Do you get mad at Akimoto?
Yes, I do.
Doesn't she get mad at you?
I think she's like an elementary school student when it comes to communication.
One time, when Akimoto was like this...
I think I went too far in.
She yelled at me!
As expected of someone with a bad attitude.
I was surprised.
I'd like to see how you do it.
How do you do it?
Me?!
You always do it.
I don't like it.
Is this okay?
Do it however you like.
Hey!
Do you all do it?
Just Akimoto?
Is that so?
If there's someone who wants me to do it, I'll do it.
Then Kojima-san will do it.
I don't want you to do it!
What do you want me to do?
Be careful of your skirt.
Excuse me.
You'll do it?!
Why would you do it?!
Can you do it for me?
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
Do it however you like.
But...
Why do you do it like that?
But it's pants, so...
You can do it from above, right?
Here I go.
What are you doing?!
Why are you shaking hands?!
What's this?
You can do it.
Excuse me.
Hey!
Ah!
Are you okay?!
You're strong!
I wanted to say that.
I just thought of it.
The next segment is...
Delivering Sayaka Akimoto's martial arts to the world!
Thank you very much!
If you look up Akimoto's techniques, you can find a lot of martial arts you want to teach the world!
There's something I'm not sure if it's true, but...
What is it?
It's Akimoto's martial arts I heard from my associates.
Number one!
Akimoto ate hot ramen with his bare hands!
What?!
What's going on?
He put water in a cup of ramen and when he tried to eat it, there was no chopsticks.
In a hurry, when the staff tried to prepare chopsticks, Akimoto said, "It's okay," and ate ramen with his bare hands.
You're kidding!
It's true.
Really?!
Why?!
Why is that?!
This is about New York...
He couldn't wait to eat cup ramen, so he put water in a cup of ramen and waited, but there were no chopsticks.
There weren't any.
There weren't even forks.
Oh no, I want to eat it!
"No, I have hands," I thought.
Genuine!
It's hot!
But he ate it like this.
He ate it like this?!
Yeah.
He used his five fingers as much as he wanted.
Five?!
Five!
I don't know where he used it.
If it was hot, he might have changed it like this.
Like Indian curry.
There was a ladle next to him, and I was really surprised.
Oh, really?!
Of course you were.
You were like a gorilla!
I think I was able to do it because I was young.
Oh, really?!
It was okay.
Your hands are okay, right?
Yes, it's okay.
You're amazing.
I know, right?!
Okay, Akimoto-san and Buyune-san.
Number two!
Akimoto once brought home two boxes of bento boxes.
When he joined Kohaku Utagase in 2007, he brought home his bento boxes.
His family spent two weeks eating them.
Is that true?!
Yes!
Really?!
Wow!
I froze them and spent two weeks eating them.
I'm sure you can do it, but...
You brought them home like this?!
My hometown was Chiba, so after Kohaku left...
...they gave me a van and I packed everything in it.
I packed it in a cardboard box and brought it home.
What did your mom say when you were at home?
Thank you!
Before AKB became more and more popular...
...and after it became more popular...
...the type of bento boxes changed a little.
When I brought home Tsutaya's bento boxes...
...I got used to them.
I was like, "Today's bento is pretty good."
You say that all the time!
But you did it for your family!
Yes, for my family.
My little brother packed them home and took them to school.
Do you bring home water and tea?
Yes!
After a concert, there's a drink, right?
Do you bring home a bottle of that drink?
Everyone puts it in a glass and drinks it at the end of the concert.
When I thought about putting it in a glass...
...I drank it and brought it home.
Aren't you a gorilla?
I thought you were a dictator.
You don't do that, do you?
No, we don't.
But I did it because I was told to do it.
And my manager at the agency got mad at me.
At you for what?
Huh? Stop it, it's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
It's not embarrassing to protect your family!
That's right.
That's a good thing.
But please don't do it again.
The agency has its own rules.
Let's move on.
3. Akimoto's father is banned from going to an AKB theater.
You're banned from going?
I'm banned.
Why?
My dad said he wanted to go see a new set list.
So I called my mom.
First, Togasaki, the theater manager...
...said, "I'm Akimoto's dad." And he came in.
He came in.
He passed me by.
And at the door...
He gave me a can of Chuhai.
Did you think it was a show?
An AKB concert.
You were probably drunk at first.
While you were drinking.
While I was drinking...
He was watching you.
He took me to where I was supposed to be.
And I did the concert while looking at that moment.
Oh no, he took me!
That's a good story.
It's a good story.
And after that, Kakarin apologized to me.
Your dad.
Excuse me, he's my dad.
I was like, "What?!"
And a weird old man came in.
And he took me out.
That happens.
When you see a member's butt, you shout out loud...
He's got a nice butt!
I didn't say that!
I didn't say that much.
You didn't say that?
Let's continue.
Number four.
It's a rumor we found online.
Sayaka Akimoto is...
the true strongest member of AKB.
She's tall and has muscles.
And she's two levels ahead of Aikido.
Right?
It's rumored that you can't beat a normal guy in a fan club.
But if you're a member, you can probably beat me.
Yeah, I think you can.
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry, but...
Kojima-san, can you go over there?
What's wrong, Taro?
It's not like you're a fan of Noro-san!
Taro!
If you think of me like a relative...
you can decide who I am.
I'm sorry to say this, but...
Did you forget?
On this show...
we did the Osmo Deciding Round.
We did the 48 Deciding Round.
And we won.
That's right!
So you were still an SDA member?
No, I'm a new member.
She's a new member and she won!
She's overwhelmingly strong!
This isn't a girlfriend club!
The strongest idol, Yokozuna Noroka!
Anyone who stands in front of her,
no matter who the opponent is,
will be beaten up mercilessly!
That figure is truly Akebono Taro!
I thought it would be easy for me!
Kayo-chan didn't think about it.
I also brought Sayaka's Buyuden.
What is it like?
There are many of them.
It's a story during a performance.
We all punch and slide sideways.
It's very narrow.
We all say "hey, hey, hey" and move a little bit.
When it's the most chaotic, we all say "be careful, it's chaotic".
But Akimoto does everything with all his might.
When he said "hey, hey, hey", my front teeth broke.
You did it!
Hey, Akimoto!
Ta-da!
What did you do to my front teeth?
Your fist was really strong.
Hey! Hey!
After that, the old man's mother passed away and left the stage.
What are you doing? You're pathetic!
Do it back!
I was obsessed with my teeth.
I remembered that my teeth were important.
I didn't want to lose them even a little bit.
There are many things like that.
You have connections, too.
I can't apologize enough.
I'd like to see which one of you is stronger.
Is it okay?
I've never won against Sayaka in many ways.
It's okay, right?
The latest project.
The strongest member of the 48 Group has been decided!
Finally, we're at the top of the standings and we're going to fight in sumo to decide the strongest member of the 48 Group.
How do you feel, Akimoto-san?
If it's a member, I can win easily.
It's Kayo-chan, of course.
How about you, Taro-chan?
I've never won against Akimoto in any way.
But I've never really fought against him.
You've never fought him head-on, have you?
No, of course not.
Now, let's get started!
I'm getting nervous!
Why do you have to be nervous?!
Now, it's the final battle of their dreams.
Will they be able to win?!
Now, let's get started!
Look at me! Look at me!
Exhale!
I survived!
Now, let's get started!
Look at me! Look at me!
Exhale!
I survived!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Now...
What should I do?
You can do it!
Turn it around and throw it!
Akimoto-san, you can do it!
Look at how cute she is!
Turn it around and eat it!
Which one are you going to eat?!
She's eating up quite a bit of it today.
She ate it up! This is bad!
This is dangerous!
You made me do it!
Sayaka...
Yeah?
I really wanted to eat it up today!
Yeah?
But I lost!
And the strongest member of BUFFY EAT CLUB is...
Ajima!
Look at you. You're so happy.
You don't need me anymore.
Even my relatives don't call me anymore.
You don't need me anymore!
Start over!
Yes, sir!
How was it for you, Ajima?
Well...
How should I say it...
I felt weak.
It was lighter than I thought.
Lighter?!
You look happy.
It was lighter than I thought!
Lighter?!
It was lighter than I thought!
But...
When you pushed me...
I thought it was too much.
But when you pushed me, I was able to stand up.
When you pushed me, I was able to stand up.
So...
You were defeated.
But it's okay. It was a little lighter than I thought.
You were happy, weren't you?
Yes, I was happy.
Now...
We will announce it with your one-time victory.
Go ahead, boss.
Yes!
Both of you, thank you for this historic match!
Of course!
I hope you will continue to do well in the future...
And I hope you will become rich!
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