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SNH-48 Maria Suzuki's morning call!
And a research student's free talk, which has no flaws at all,
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"AKB"! "Whatever" derby!
Yeah!
Good evening, everyone!
I'm Yurin "Takashima" Irina, and I'm a 13-year-old research student who doesn't feel depressed no matter how much I slip.
I'm also a moderator, "Chisana" Miyu, "Aomori" Miyu, "Chisana" Miyu, "Aomori" Miyu, "Aomori" Miyu!
Nice to meet you!
I'll do my best!
I don't think there's an unknown MC like you!
I don't think there is!
That's right!
That's a good chance!
I'll do my best!
Please cooperate and guess the results of the four races that will be held from now on!
And if you get it right, we'll give you one white strawberry for 1,310 yen!
Wow!
Can we eat it in one bite?
Yes!
Kojima-san, do you want to eat it?
I do!
Do you want to eat it?
Yes!
Shake it as much as you can and eat it!
But if you get it right, there will be a punishment game!
Oh, I see!
Akemoto-san!
Yes!
Are you afraid of the punishment game?
No!
You don't like it, do you?
No!
I'll shake it as much as I can and eat it!
Good luck!
Also, Ariyoshi-san!
Yes!
Please show us your enthusiasm!
Yes! I'll do my best!
Yes! Please do your best!
Tonight, the lethal weapon of the Republic of Japan will finally be released!
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Winter has also come to an end.
Who is it tonight?
After a long sleep, she wakes up.
That strongest AKB member will be resurrected tonight!
Who is it?
The silhouette...
Blink of an eye!
Burn her brave spirit into your eyes!
What? What is this?
AKB "Whatever" Derby!
To break the image of Akihabara = AKB that has permeated the world!
Tonight, three representatives representing Akihabara will participate in the race!
The first one is...
Akihabara "No. 1 Queen"!
Akihabara "No. 1 Queen" Contest
Around Akihabara, there are about 150 shops and more than 2,500 maids.
The contest to decide who is "No. 1 Queen" will be held!
The third time, the "Queen" was...
The active high school maid, IRENE!
She doesn't like talking to people.
She is a shy and quiet girl, but she loves Akihabara with all her heart!
To bring back Akihabara, she will fight passionately tonight!
I'm not good at fighting, but if you support me, I'll do my best!
I won't support you.
I won't call you.
The next qualification is...
The "No. 1 High School Maid" contest!
Akihabara "No. 1 High School Maid" Contest
The one who arrested and healed many of them is...
Akihabara "Fumibobi" Police!
The one who has the highest number of votes is...
A veteran of 2 years in the military,
Rui!
This will increase my weight.
She is called "Rui the Thief".
She has been given many missions.
Only men know about this.
That's right.
Hey, Ariyoshi!
I'm going to arrest you!
Wow, that's scary!
The third place goes to...
The "No. 1 High School Maid" who has a woman's heart!
Akihabara "No. 1 High School Maid" Contest
What's this?
Their job is...
escorting lost little sheep in Akihabara.
Is this a woman's job?
The woman who guides them doesn't stand behind.
The reason for their popularity is...
that they...
no, their girlfriends...
are all women!
If it were me, I'd be surprised.
Look!
As you can see, they are all women!
Because they are all women...
they make women excited!
What's this?
Charismatic boy...
makes AKB48 excited!
Hiroyuki!
Shut up and follow me!
Got it!
The one who leads them...
is AKB's strongest member!
Who is it?
It's a short cut.
She has been waiting for this moment for a long time.
She is the pride of the Republic of Japan, Tamashin.
She is...
The second kappa to inherit akb's strongest genes!
Do you want to be a kappa?!
Everyone in akb admired her and took her position.
And...
The second kappa to inherit akb's strongest genes!
Congratulations!
The second kappa to inherit akb's strongest genes!
The first kappa retired.
But...
Five months later...
She is still active in the Republic of Japan.
I love you, President Kusosekoi!
That's right...
She is the only one...
Waiting for spring to come.
It's sad...
Kappa-san, please say something for us!
Yeah! Yeah! I'll get a silken ball!
She is not young.
She is not old.
Five months later...
She is still active in the Republic of Japan.
The battle is still ongoing!
The first competition between four people is...
Akihabara, 50m race specs!
Shou-san.
The present of Akihabara is similar to that of a local race.
Who will be able to run through the changing and intense modernity the fastest?
The audience in the studio will have to guess one or two outfits.
If you're right, you'll get a high-class strawberry. If you're wrong, you'll get a scary penalty game.
By the way, I'll give you a hint.
In the first episode, Airi-san performed a beautiful dance for three minutes in the wake-in contest and won.
So I think she's beautiful.
I see.
In the second episode, Ruhika-san.
She played tennis from elementary school to college, so I think she's strong-armed and powerful.
In the third episode, Shou-san.
In high school, she was in the track and field club, so she might be fast.
And in the fourth episode, Kappa is a former ballerina.
Everyone is working out a lot.
I think she has stamina.
I don't need stamina.
I'm not interested in it.
Please answer.
Kappa is surprisingly fast.
Our Kappa is...
Let's hope for it.
Yes, let's put it in first place.
The second outfit is...
Shou-san.
Shou-san, do you want to try it?
So...
The first outfit is Kappa.
The second outfit is Shou-san.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Let's see the results.
Akihabara's youth gathered here.
Those who don't want to move forward don't grow.
Forward.
Who will open up a new era of Akihabara?
On your marks...
Set...
Go!
Kappa, you suck at this!
Ready...
Go, Kappa!
You're super fast!
Kappa, you're slow!
You're the fastest!
What are you doing, Kappa?!
Billy!
With a running that allows him to check behind him,
the one who was able to run past him at 50 meters is...
Gaston Shaw!
In second place is Duicapolis.
As a result of Billy, is Kappa not good at running on land?
Too bad!
What a shame!
Since you're right, we'd like you to play a ridiculous penalty game!
What is it?
The penalty game is...
Silicone Ball Attack by Kappa!
Kappa, please!
I'll take your silicone ball!
Take this! Silicone Ball Attack!
I'll take your silicone ball!
He's gone!
In second place is Akehabara Himei Steaks!
They usually keep their mouths shut,
but in this game, they'll compete for the size of their screams!
What do you want to eat?!
The members will compete for how well they can serve their customers.
They want to make their customers happy and heal them!
Who has the best service spirit?!
No way!
There's no way we're doing a race like this that's hard to determine who wins or loses!
The food they're serving is...
What a surprise!
It's a giant snake that's over one meter long!
Ball pythons!
Two of them!
They're waiting with their tongues out!
Now, who's going to scream the loudest when they see these two giant snakes?
Please give us your predictions!
I don't know.
Kappa.
Believe me.
Let's believe you.
I couldn't run at all earlier, so...
I want to see Kappa's good side.
Yeah.
Now, please give us your answers!
No, I mean Kappa's...
Will there be anyone who screams as loud as they can reach Akihabara?
Open up the trays and pay attention to their reactions when they see the giant snake!
Is this your first time seeing it?
Yes.
Oh, how cute!
First up is Moekween's Iris!
What kind of scream will she make when she's always so quiet?
Open your mouth, please.
She makes a modest and cute scream.
We'll announce the record at the end.
What do you want to eat?
The next challenger is Luica Polis.
What kind of scream will she make when she's always so quiet?
Leave it to me.
I'll give you the cake.
What a cute scream.
It's true.
She'll make a gap.
Oh, my.
Luica.
What kind of scream will she make when she's always so quiet?
What will be the record?
The next challenger is Kappa.
What kind of scream will she make when she's always so quiet?
What a cute scream.
She makes a high-pitched scream.
The last challenger is Gyalson Sho, who looks and acts like a man.
However, there must be a time when she goes back to being a woman.
I'll open it.
I'm scared.
Are you ready?
Let's announce the result.
What was the loudest scream?
One person screamed louder than 100 decibels.
Kappa!
Congratulations!
Since you won, we will give you one white strawberry.
One strawberry?
Who will eat it?
Not one person?
One strawberry?
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
We are not guests.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Thank you for it.
It's good.
Thank you for it.
The third race is "Oden-kan fast-eating cup".
Akihabara's specialty, Oden-kan.
If you love Akihabara,
you will love this Oden-kan.
So...
It's hot.
Oden-kan was hot for 30 minutes in hot water.
But, hot or cold,
Oden-kan remains.
There is no drop of soup left.
Who will eat it first?
Hot or cold,
Oden-kan's love for Oden-kan will be tested.
A cup?
Do you want a cup?
A cup.
It's fast.
The third race is "Akihabara Oden-kan fast-eating cup".
Oden-kan is hot.
But, there is no need for reaction.
A feeling of wanting to win and courage will be tested.
Ready...
Start!
With the start signal, everyone carries an oden can in their mouth.
This is not a game of enjoying reactions.
It is a competition of who can eat the most hot oden cans.
I say it many times, but this is not a game of enjoying reactions.
This is not a game of enjoying reactions.
And, while everyone is struggling, the one who came out to compete is Galson Show.
Their strategy is to eat oden with their guts.
It is a men's strategy.
And, they pour in the soup in their mouth.
And...
Oh, my!
They drank up the oden can's soup like tequila and finished it in one go!
And so...
The first oden can in their mouth is Galson Show!
They forgot about the studio's expectations.
Here I go! I'm going to get the shiriko-dama!
Here I go!
Eat it! Shiriko-dama attack!
Eat it! Eat it!
Here I go! Here I go! I'm going to get the shiriko-dama!
Here I go! Here I go!
Ouch!
Here I go! Here I go!
The final race is Survival 1200 Meter Race!
Survival ability is essential for surviving in Akihabara.
There, while going around a 400m track three times in one lap,
each lap's chance of winning is reduced,
and it's a race to see who can survive until the end.
Racing and endurance are the keys of this race.
Everyone will be judged on who will be the first one to arrive.
- Should we go with Shou? - He doesn't like losing.
- Shou, you wanna go? - Let's go.
Let's go!
- You wanna go? - Yes, yes.
Then, let's see the results of the fourth race!
The battle for the number one spot in Akihabara is finally the last race!
Who will win this survival and prove their ability to survive in Akihabara?
Attention!
Ready!
He's fast.
Oh, he's looking at the pace.
- He's dancing to the battle with the start signal. - Kappa.
- Kappa is in second place! - This is a bad pattern.
- This is the pattern that will be eliminated later. - It's Yasuda Dai Circus's leader's pattern.
With his light footsteps like swimming in water,
he's slowly pulling away from his successors.
Kappa passed the first lap of the battle.
- The details are good. - Oh, I see.
And at this moment...
The first team to be eliminated is, by a small margin, the Luika Police!
- This is bad. - Oh, the Luika Police. - Hello!
In the second lap, Kappa is in the lead.
Next up is the Galson Show, followed by Moe Queen Airi!
She's not good at short distances, but she's confident in her endurance.
And Kappa is slowly widening the gap!
- Kappa is young! - That's right.
- You'll miss it! - You'll miss it!
Unfortunately for Akihabara's Moe Queen Airi, she's running out of energy.
Now for the last lap.
Oh, I'm scared!
In the last lap, Kappa is in the lead!
But she doesn't have a plate on her head!
The plate Kappa has is not enough for Kappa.
That's right, her name is...
AKB's 14th grade researcher, Uchiyama Nasuki!
I'm not alone!
The support of my fans and the members of the 48 Group will push me forward!
That's why... I can't lose!
- Really? - I'm so moved! - 100 meters to go!
The final sprint towards victory!
- You can do it! - She's holding on!
- Kappa! - Is Kappa going to lose?
- What?
What was that narration?
You can't lose!
So, the first song was "Galson Show", which saved their energy until the end!
Congratulations!
I'll give you these two white strawberries for the correct answer!
Thank you!
Who will eat them?
Yes, I will eat them.
I can't stand the smell anymore.
Why?
Isn't there a lady first in Alice's church?
How is it?
How does it taste?
It's delicious!
It's really delicious!
How was "Whatever It Takes Derby" this time?
I wish Sho-san would have given me a little more time!
That's right!
He gave us a lot of time!
And, how did you like our new host?
It was the best!
Was it?
Thank you very much!
Thank you! Please use the show!
Yes!
Please!
Yes, I will do my best!
Yes!
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