AISubs v3.5
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A video of Suzuki Maria's emotional delusional kiss.
And a video of Kojima Natsuki's delusional phone call.
It's this Sunday, right? It's open.
Once again, evil has come to a peaceful republic.
That beast has brought back the strongest monster from Hakata.
HKT7!
Their goal is...
HKT48 will release their major debut single "Tsuki Tsuki Skip" on March 20th.
But it's not just for show!
Their goal is to get on the show!
The biggest crisis in the republic.
The seven warriors who grew up in the republic stand up!
Republic Seven!
This is a battle you can't lose!
Their will, pride and their fight for the show have reached their peak!
Yes, that scene is like hell itself!
Will the show's fate change?!
Republic Seven vs. HKT7
Come on, let's settle this!
The third round! Winner takes all!
Now that we've prepared everything in the studio, we'll have everyone do a monoboke and I'll have Arioshi catch something.
First of all, the team that all of you pass will win.
First up is H.I.S.
H.I.S.!
It's a travel agency, isn't it?
H.K.T.
H.K.T. 3 nights and 4 days.
H.K.T. team.
H.K.T. team, how about it?
How about it? Have you all done it before?
Yes, we have.
Oh, you have?
We have.
We've done it a few times on shows and such.
Oh, you have?
First up is the A.K.B. team, how about it?
We already know how you fish, Arius.
Oh, thank you for that.
You're always helping us out.
Let's look forward to it.
It's fine.
Now, let's begin!
Since you've come up with it, we'll go with it.
Ready, start!
Yes!
Murasige! Murasige!
Arius!
Arius's ping pong ball.
Oh my!
It's no good!
That's a terrible joke!
Please teach us!
I thought we could do it!
Let's go!
Milk time in progress!
Nice!
Here you go!
Wait, I'll use a lot of it.
Yes, use a lot of it!
Thank you!
Yes, thank you very much!
Ah, the leftover is...
Slippery!
Nice, isn't it?!
She's pretty good at it.
You know that I'm a "waki fetchi", don't you?!
Here we go!
Thank you!
Miyawaki's "waki"...
Nice!
"Waki" is "waki" in Japanese!
Yes, yes, yes!
Kojima-san, you're the leader!
Thank you!
"Vinyl gun", "baken baken"!
It's funny! It's funny, so let's watch it a little more!
Yes, yes, yes!
What should we do?!
Let's go!
Thank you!
"Gokumi"!
It's funny, so let's watch it a little more!
It's too funny, so let's watch it a little more!
Yes, yes!
Ariyoshi-san!
"Takeda kumiko"!
What a shame!
You're all four-legged, aren't you?!
H.K.Z., this is bad!
ARIUSHI-SAN!
Cover your eyes!
That's enough!
I don't know what you're saying, but that's enough!
Go ahead, H.K.Z.
ARIUSHI-SAN!
Don't look!
It's hard to tell the color!
Black and sunglasses don't work!
What should we do?!
Go ahead, Gojima-san!
ARIUSHI-SAN!
ARIUSHI-SAN's...
Brazil...
My...
Papua New Guinea...
This is no good!
She's good at that!
Cute! Cute!
ARIUSHI-SAN!
I'm Gojima Haruna!
That's good!
OK, HKT!
Tashima!
Ariyoshi-san!
Would you like me to give you a hint?
That's good!
It's fine with such a simple one!
OK, HKT!
Ariyoshi-san!
Ariyoshi-san's heart is locked on!
What!?
It doesn't make sense at all!
OK!
Hurry up!
Ariyoshi-san!
My heart is beating so fast...
My Red Card!
That's good!
That's how it is, Ms. Sashihara!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, Ms. Sashihara!
Yes!
Mr. Arios!
Mr. Arios' nuclear power plant's kiss train...
has become a riot train!
What are you saying?
This is bad! The leader is in trouble!
Yes, HKT!
Excuse me!
Mr. Arios!
Mr. Arios' nuclear power plant's kiss train...
Nuclear power plant!
Where is it?
This is bad!
Okay, next!
Minoru! Minoru, go!
Mr. Arios!
Mr. Arios' nuclear power plant's kiss train...
This is the real... nuclear power plant!
That's good!
It's not real at all!
Okay, next!
Mr. Arios!
Yes!
Mr. Fushikei!
That's enough! Go home!
Passed!
Okay, next!
Is this the last one?
Mr. Arios!
Let's have a love-hate kiss!
Love-hate kiss!
Big victory for the AKB team!
Thank you!
This was a victory!
Kojima-san, you're so relaxed!
I'm relaxed!
Everyone was amazing!
What did you do to become the ace of the AKB team?
Your laughter quality was different!
Amazing! It was perfect!
This was a complete defeat!
This was a complete defeat, right?
We'd like you to teach us a little more.
We'll do our best! We'll train you again!
Now, let's move on to the next match!
Idol Love-hate Kiss Match!
In this match, each team will have four representatives kiss you on the cheek.
This is a good match.
This is a simple match.
The members seem to be weak at first glance,
but looking at them, it seems like Noro-san isn't here today.
I'm relieved. I think it'll be okay.
You can do it, right?
We can do it!
Please do your best!
How about you, Sayuki-chan?
Everyone in AKB grows up kissing each other's cheeks.
So I think it'll be okay for everyone, right?
It'll be okay, right?
Let's look forward to it!
Kisses that require sincerity and love are the best sports that draw out idols' potential.
Four representatives have been selected from each team.
First up, Kawaii Rina vs. Murashige Anda!
Let's hear their enthusiasm. Kawaii-san, how about you?
I'm here in Shimada-san's place today, so I'll do my best!
I see.
How about you, Ippou?
I'm here to win the HKT Co-op today, so I'll do my best without making a fool of myself.
Okay, let's do our best!
Okay, let's begin!
Look at each other!
Get ready!
You can do it!
That was a good slow!
Strong!
You're really strong!
You're strong!
That was cute!
That was a good effort!
That's right! I was first!
Well, well, well!
Kawaii, who is well-known for her speed and skills, is defeated by...
HKT-7's self-proclaimed "Moriyasu Madoka"!
Go for it, Moriya!
By the way, my feet stink, so I can't smell.
I'm barefoot, so I can't smell.
This is quite a difference in height, but how about you, Moriya?
No, but really, I'm taller, so I'll do my best.
I see! I understand!
Well, then, let's begin!
Look at each other! Look at each other!
Ready, set, go!
Today's Kawaii is different!
Today's Kawaii is strong!
Kawaii is strong!
The difference in height is quite severe!
She goes to get her feet!
That's amazing! Kawaii's stamina is amazing!
Can you do it?
Ah! That's a good match!
Now, Nagami!
She's finished first!
Kawaii is strong!
Two wins in a row!
Kawaii is strong!
Kawaii's technique is amazing!
Kyoha Country Seven has an absolute advantage! The momentum of Kawaii in the lead is unstoppable!
Will HKT-Seven Vice Admiral Miyawaki be able to stop this trend?
Go for it, Kawai!
Now, let's go! Look at each other!
Go for it!
Hang in there!
Go for it! Go for it!
Swing her!
Great stamina!
The stamina of an unknown mask!
That is...
Go for it! Go for it!
That is...
Unfortunately, you are too strong!
Go for it! Go for it!
Oh my God!
The stamina of an unknown mask!
Were there this many knights in HKT?!
Three of them left out!
Will everyone be defeated?!
Now, the last one of HKT is...
Kodama!
Yes, Kodama!
Kodama, hang in there!
"Kawaii" by Kyowa Country Seven and Senpou has won for the 8th time in a row!
Now, HKT 7 has no trace of Kodama, but Kodama Haruka of Taishou has appeared!
Now, Kodama-san, you don't look like you're strong, but are you okay?!
I'm fine! I'm playing basketball!
Basketball?!
Then you must have stamina, right?!
I'll do my best!
Kawaii-san, by the way, what do you do for exercise?!
I play tennis!
You play tennis?!
That's why you have stability and stamina, right?!
Now, let's go!
Will it be four of you?!
Watch out! Watch out!
Use all your strength!
Left!
Throw what?!
Go, go, go!
Foot, foot, foot!
Foot, foot!
How is it?!
She's strong, isn't she?!
Ah! Again!!
HKT 7 has won!
As expected, you ran out of strength here!
That's the stamina!
Sanko Kodama-san, congratulations!
Go, go, go!
Now, let's go. A.K.B is...
Everyone!
Now, please, Ms. Obama, are you confident?
No, I've never done it before.
With KAWAII's active role, the second member of KYOWA KOKU SEVEN has finally appeared.
Now or Never! Team Four's captain, Obama vs. Haruka Kodama!
If A.K.B wins, it's victory!
Look at each other and shout!
Stand up!
Go!
Stand up!
Go!
Catch Oma tightly!
Turn him around, Oma!
Call him back!
Both of you have heavy waist!
Good match!
Oma's stamina is...
Turn him around!
If you put your feet on him, you can win!
Victory!
That was wonderful, wasn't it?
You're a big-headed monster!
Help me!
And with that, Eikemi wins!
Right now, Kyowa Cup 7 is leading by 2 wins and 1 loss.
The battle for the crown has finally reached its final round!
Now, for the final match, the red and white panpan vs. taiman!
Now, this match will be between Kojima and Sashihara, both captains, and they'll be playing taiman.
Now, what should we do? Red pan...
White pan...
White, please!
White.
What do you think about this?
I've seen a lot of seniors wearing white briefs.
I bought a book about taiman.
I see.
So, white.
Ueshiba Taiman's soul.
Yes!
So, white, please!
Are you sure about this, Kojima-san?
I wanted to wear it, too, but...
I'll let you have it.
Thank you!
Is this enough for a senior?
Now, both of you!
Right now, both of you have white and red briefs in your hands.
And now...
Which of you will go first?
Oops, you went right!
Sashihara, you went left.
And now...
Both of you have been briefed.
Now...
Now, we're ready!
Now, by the way...
The result of the previous game doesn't matter.
The one who wins this game is the winner!
It didn't work!
This is your usual reaction.
By the way, you guys lost.
Let's start the battle of fate.
Please put the balloons into your sleeves.
Kojihara san, please excuse me.
What are you doing?
Is it deep?
Yes, it is.
It's deep.
And also for Sashihara san, let's start with Kojima san.
Please put the balloons into your sleeves.
Excuse me.
It's not a hospital.
Is it deep?
It's deep.
What are you doing?
Are you ready?
Let's start the final battle.
Start!
It didn't work!
The final battle is between Kojima and Sashihara.
White-and-black head-to-head battle!
Are you ready?
Let's start the final battle.
Start!
It didn't work!
The white-and-black head-to-head battle is...
The one who puts the balloons into their sleeves and detonate them first is the winner!
The team which wins this battle will get the show!
It's a good match!
It's a good match! It's a good match!
Is Kojima-san more dangerous?
Or is Sashihara leading?
And with that, as we announce the winner of HKT7, the show will be broadcast live on HKT Kyoha Koku!
And as we announced, we beat up Kojima Haruna!
We beat her up!
Congratulations!
And with that, next week will be HKT Kyoha Koku!
Look forward to it! Goodbye!
Sashihara-san! Sashihara-san!
Sashi?
Good morning.
Good morning, HKT Kyoha Koku.
Huh? What is it?
What is it?
Good morning, HKT Kyoha Koku.
HKT?
What is it?
HKT Kyoha Koku.
We won!
What?
We won against Kojima Haruna!
What?!
Were you sleeping?
I was sleeping.
Could it be...
a dream?!
What is this?
Wow! I have to like you! I have to like you!
Monday morning came
I couldn't wait for the clock to stop ticking and ran home
While being pushed by someone on a crowded train
Even if you step on my feet, I'll laugh and forgive you
When people fall in love, their hearts grow bigger
I walk out over the clouds into the world of dreams
I want to skip, I wave my hands
Just thinking about you makes me feel like I can go anywhere without gravity
I want to skip, I wave my hands
Just thinking about you makes me feel like I can go anywhere without gravity