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You know, I'm thinking of getting a cake for a snack,
but which one should I get, a strawberry shortcake or...
On the official iPhone app and mobile site of Ariosh AKB,
Over Mina and Kawaii Rina's delusional phone calls have started streaming!
You have something important to do today, don't you?
You have to wake up!
Tonight's show is also on! Ariosh AKB Association!
Ariosh-san...
Huh?
We're in trouble!
A researcher has been killed by someone!
You guys!
What's going on?!
Ariosh-san!
This is an incident!
Kojima-san!
Ariosh-san!
Nishino-chan!
He...
Anyway, look at this monitor!
Nishino-chan!
This is serious...
Nishino-chan!
In the Republic of Japan, that demon appeared again.
That demon, having stepped into the Republic of Japan several times,
cursed First Lady Kojima Haruna like an insect.
You're not supposed to smile like that!
What's wrong with you?
Hey, Kojima!
That's enough! Don't make fun of me like that!
I knew it! It's impossible for you to be an adult!
Furthermore, that demon was...
A diamond!
Stop it.
It's shining brightly!
The Republic of Japan's president, Ariyoshi Hiroyuki, took a look at the demon.
Is he still alive?
Ariyoshi Hiroyuki-chan!
How do you feel?
The Republic of Japan is facing its biggest crisis right now.
That demon has returned from the graveyard.
Hey, Kojima!
Hey!
Huh?
I finally got you back!
Are you listening?
Huh?
I'm back!
No way... He's still alive...
Hey, Kojima!
Huh?
I'm talking to you!
Huh?
It's been a while!
Hey, hey, hey!
It's been a while!
Did you miss me?
Yes!
I'm glad you came back!
Are you listening?
I'm worried about you.
Kojima!
What's up?
I borrowed your dress.
Really?
That's my dress!
It's covered with tarako.
Really?
I only have one of it.
Sorry.
Anyway, I prepared something great for you.
Look at this.
What is it?
It's been about eight months since the end of "Sashihara Pride".
And...
"Sashihara" had to start over in "Hakata".
It's "hkt".
"hkt".
"Skisskisskip", "hkt48"'s major debut single, "Skisskisskip" came back to Japan!
"Sashihara" overcame difficulties.
The members met there are irreplaceable.
There is no trace of the poor characters of the past.
That's right!
It's all for crushing "Sashihara"!
For that...
Hey, Kojima!
"Sashihara" is not alone anymore!
There are a lot of people.
"Sashihara" is serious about crushing you!
Hey, Kojima!
Devour!
"chin chin" train!
Hey, Kojima! Devour!
Hey, Kojima!
Hey, "chin chin" train!
Hey, Kojima! That's not all! Think about it!
What is it?
You know, because of your lips...
...Arios-san's lips look thin and pale!
Wow!
Poor thing!
That's right.
Our important talent!
Don't embarrass me!
Ah, I'm embarrassed.
Arios-san!
Yes?
Arios-san!
Yeah?
Excuse me!
How cute!
Kojima!
Hey!
I'll crush you!
Okay!
Wait for me!
Okay!
I'll wait for you!
You're quick!
Ah! Wait! My dress!
Your dress...
Ah! Wait! That's cruel!
Is Kojima-kun coming now?
What is this place?
This is bad!
Hey!
I'm here!
Hey!
I'm here!
You look anxious!
Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Today...
I brought my strongest friends...
...to crush you!
Huh? Why?
Let me introduce you!
First one!
Haruka Kodama!
First one!
Haruka Kodama!
Second one!
Sakura Miyawaki!
Third one!
Anna Murashige!
I'll crush you!
Anna Murashige!
Fourth one!
Madoka Moriasu!
Fourth one!
Tomonaga Miyo!
I'll crush you!
She's gaining popularity with her powerful music.
She's a super big rookie.
Tomonaga Miyo!
Sixth one!
Tashima Meru!
I'll crush you!
She's been in the center of HKT for 10 years.
She's not Tashima, she's Tashima Meru!
Seventh one!
Tashima Meru!
All seven of you!
HKT7!
What do you think, Shiro-san?
That's wonderful.
Why did you bring in amateurs?
You shouldn't have done that!
I won't lose!
I'm calling for gorgeous members, you know!
First one!
Over Miller!
Thank you very much!
As an idol, she got only 5 points.
The second one is Kawaii Rina, 11 years old.
She is an idol, but her feet stink.
She is a brave girl, Kawaii Rina.
The third one is Kojima Natsuki, 11 years old.
My feet stink.
The fourth one is Juri Takahashi, 12 years old.
How are your eyes?
They are dead.
She always smiles for you.
But her eyes are dead.
The fifth one is Aiga Samoei, 13 years old.
She is a story hunter.
The sixth one is Kojima Mako, 14 years old.
Kojima Mako?
She is pretty.
She is the only decent Kojima in Kojima.
Kojima Mako!
And the seventh one is Kojima Haruna.
And the seventh one is...
Kyoo Mako!
How was it?
Well, it's a tie, isn't it?
Why is that?
It can't be helped.
Hey, you're not calm, are you?
The premise is that if we win, we can call ourselves HKT Republic, right?
Of course we can!
Let's do it!
The Republic won't be a burden for the young people of Hakata.
Kawai, go!
Yes!
A-K-B!
She's stepping on it!
A-K-B!
It's not A-K-B, it's A-M-E-N-T-E-R-U- !
Oh, I said it.
Murashige!
Yes!
You can't lose!
Huh?
Mentaiko!
Tarako!
Yakarete?
Yaki mentaiko!
Yaki me...
That's funny!
I'm sorry!
That's funny!
Ah, so this is what you taught me!
And with that, the fight between the Republic 7 of the S.H.K.T. 7 is starting now!
The men against the doberman!
The first match is the fast drinking of sardine juice!
The two of you will drink the sardine juice in order in a straw and the team that finishes it first will win.
So, how is it? H...k...
It's "t".
H...k...
It's "hk...t".
How do you feel about it?
You have confidence, don't you?
I do.
I only have confidence.
Only confidence.
We can crush you this time.
Will you lose?
I understand.
Can you put up with it?
I'm looking forward to it.
The transportation costs are also on the line.
So, how about you, Team AKB?
It's OK.
I have sardine juice which I love.
kawaii
You love it, don't you?
I'm experienced in this matter.
How is it?
We will have you compete for healthy and beautiful, but shiveringly bad juice in a relay format.
Let's do it!
Go for it!
It's not impossible to spit it out.
Thanks to the staff's simulation,
by sucking it in with a straw,
the bad taste of the juice is doubled.
It's been proven that way.
Go for it!
Go for it, Kenji!
It stinks!
All right, let's go!
Change!
Now, it's a close game!
What is it? What is it?
It stinks! It's bad! It's all you can say about it!
But it's perfect for health and beauty!
What is it?
It smells like... like bugs' food.
It smells like bugs' food. It's fun.
Put it in!
Oh! Oh, I did it!
It stinks! It stinks!
Now, H.K.T. Lead!
H.K.T. Lead with a slight difference!
But now, A.K.B. researcher's stubborn daughter, Aigasa, will show her willpower!
Aigasa, you're strong!
Here, in "Kyowa Country Seven", the anchors Kojima and Haruna get a baton touch!
Go, Kojima!
I can't do it anymore!
This is terrible!
Can you do this?
Are you okay?
This is a victory for Team AKB!
But it's terrible for both of you!
Draw!
Please don't do it!
Don't do it!
Please clean up!
The second round is "Win and get sexy!"
This is a "win and get sexy!" competition.
The team with more correct answers wins.
However, if you don't have sexy answers, you lose.
Let's start the questions!
"Win and get sexy!" Quiz!
What is your dad's least favorite fruit?
Go, go, go!
Strawberries!
Papaya.
That's fine!
Next question, please!
"Mysterious mystery" Quiz!
What is a stylish building even if it's just a building?
What is it?
Do you know it?
Go ahead!
Lips!
What a shame!
You don't have enough sexiness!
Go ahead, HKT!
You look sexy!
Lips!
A little more!
Next question, please!
Mystery quiz A mystery quiz!
What is necessary when you go to bed, but is said to be an obstacle?
- Yes, you can do it! - Yes, you can do it!
- Pajama. - Pajama.
That's fine, isn't it?!
Now, it's one-on-one. Let's move on to the next question!
Mystery quiz A mystery quiz!
What is a turtle in miso soup?
- Yes, you can do it! - Yes, you can do it!
That's fine, isn't it?!
Now, it's one-on-one!
Mystery quiz A mystery quiz!
What is a food that doesn't hate people?
- Meat buns... - Meat buns... - Meat buns...
- That's fine, isn't it?! - That's fine, isn't it?!
Let's continue!
Mystery Quiz!
How many packs of eggs do energetic children buy?
One pack...
That's enough!
Yes, Kenji Enishi.
One pack.
That's fine!
Next question, please.
A riddle quiz!
Even a butterfly is a butterfly, but what is a butterfly that often gets angry in the kitchen?
Yes, Kenji Enishi.
A knife.
You're my senior, aren't you?
Next question, please.
A riddle quiz!
What is a fruit you want to eat at one o'clock in the morning?
Yes!
Go ahead.
A strawberry.
Good answer!
Yes, Kenji Enishi.
Now, viewers, please answer in a sexy way.
What is an instrument that can only be used on Thursdays and Fridays?
A woodwind.
What is a bird in a crowded place?
A condor.
Which country is more particular about its curry rules than any other?
Do you have time for this?
What is a cake hanging on the door of a house?
I don't want to eat it anymore.
In a house, the bottom is sweets and the top is perfume. Where is it?
Bathroom?
Only these two will win or drown.
Who will win?
Win or Drown
Kojima and Sashihara will play a game and the winner will be decided!
Let's play a game!
Let's start!
Mystery Riddle Quiz
What is a sea creature when it floats?
Go ahead, Kojima-san!
Fish.
That's big!
That's wide!
That's wrong!
Let's try to reverse the letters.
Go ahead, Sashihara!
Dol...
...fish!
Too bad!
The answer is correct!
It's "sexiness"!
"Sexiness" doesn't mean anything!
Let's move on to the next question!
Mystery Riddle Quiz
What is a furniture that makes your hands tremble?
Kojima-san, you don't know the simple "mystery" at all!
Go ahead!
I don't know.
Bell Tag
It's true!
It makes your hands tremble!
Go ahead, Sashihara!
Table!
What a shame!
You should have gone for something sexy!
It's just like pole dancing!
Next question, please!
It's a mystery!
What is a fruit that is never complete?
It's never complete, right?
It's never complete...
Come on, you two idiots!
It's a fruit!
Yes!
Mandarin orange.
If you say "mandarin orange"...
Yes!
Mandarin orange!
Isn't it good?!
What are you doing, you idiot?!
Kyoha Country SEVEN vs HKT SEVEN, final match!