AISubs v3.5
Now, it's time for "Ariyoshi AKB Radio Station"!
This time, we have five guests who will compete in numbers.
Norozeki Shimada, Yokoyama, Yamamoto, Kanekota...
I like Norozeki.
It's very popular every time.
Where is it popular?
Just a part of it.
If it's this popular, let's do it.
Is it your first time here, Noro?
Yes, it's my first time. Thank you for having me.
You're not Noro or AKB anymore, right?
That's right. It doesn't matter anymore.
Thank you for inviting me.
Are you an old lady you know of AKB?
No, I'm not an old lady you know of AKB.
It's a long, long time ago.
I'm from AKB48.
I'm a second grade student.
Thank you for having me.
Kaneko-san, are you cold?
It's too hot in here.
I left this here.
Yamamoto-san, you've been here before, haven't you?
Yes, it's my first time.
You've lost a lot of weight, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
How do you lose weight?
I exercise and eat what I like.
You don't eat what you like, do you?
I decide what I eat and what I don't eat.
Isn't that normal?
Without further ado, let's get started.
Let's start the AKB radio song!
Let's start the first corner!
It's a free-talking corner!
We have a lot of topics here.
Do you have anything, Shimada-san?
Yes! I've decided it from the beginning.
To improve the quality of idols.
It's a hot topic on the internet right now.
To improve the quality of idols.
I've been watching it!
Thank you for everything!
Unlike this show, the ratings are good.
I've been watching it every time.
It's about idols.
Suddenly...
To improve the quality of idols.
I've been trying to do it!
But you stopped it in the middle, right?
I stopped it, but it's still going on!
Matsuko and I are both old men, 38 and 40 years old, so I think we've fallen behind compared to other idols in the past.
That's where the fun ends.
To be honest, how about you?
In the past, there weren't many idols.
There were people who were really chosen, like Matsuda Seiko and Nakamori Akina.
But now, there are a lot of them!
Well, from AKB48...
Like Otaku Boss Akimo-san said, she was the 4th or 5th cutest girl in her class.
Akina-chan and Seiko-chan were the 1st most beautiful girls in their class.
Comparing the 4th and 5th girls in their class with the 1st girls in their school...
Huh? Isn't that a little different?
That's how it is!
But there are a lot of people in AKB48, so there aren't a lot of girls.
Isn't that a good thing?
No, it's not a good thing.
There are not only pretty girls like Yoridori Midori, but also cute girls like Osmo-san.
Osmo-san wasn't chosen.
She was chosen because she was funny.
How about you?
Well...
Don't you think I'm an idol?
Well, I didn't join AKB48 because I wanted to be an idol.
Is that so?
No, it's not like that!
I didn't join AKB48 because I wanted to be a multi- talented talent.
That's why cute girls stand out.
That's right.
It's because you're a newbie.
I want you to cut that out.
Isn't it true?
It's because you're a newbie that your quality is a little low.
It's the same for people who just joined AKB48.
There are only pretty and cute girls now and in the past.
That's right.
It's because you're a newbie that your quality is a little low.
No, it's not like that!
I'm not saying it like that.
I'm saying it in an extreme way.
Mid-to-low-class people are misunderstood.
Because there are many mid-to-low-class people, you can draw more negative elements.
I didn't say it like that.
You didn't say it.
You didn't say it yet.
I'm sorry.
I agree with you.
Let's talk about numbers.
In the past, there weren't many idols in Japan.
That's right.
But now, there are more and more.
It's going down.
It's going down in average.
That's right.
There are many groups now.
I'm not saying you're ugly.
No, no. Look at me.
I'm not saying you're ugly.
Look at me.
I'm not saying you're ugly.
There are many kinds of idols out there.
If you don't say you're an idol, I'll be honest with you.
Then what should I say?
The girls who sing.
If you say you're an idol, you'll get in the way.
But there are also variety idols.
Variety idols.
There are many kinds of idols, so it's weird.
I see.
In the past, idols were just idols.
Super idols or ordinary idols.
But now, variety idols are ugly idols, fat idols, and thin idols.
That's weird, isn't it?
So it's not only about you guys.
It's becoming more and more common.
It's different from ordinary girls.
Yes, including girls who sing.
You just said it.
I see.
Thank you!
The next segment is...
"The Truth of Rumors"!
In this segment, you will directly confront the person spreading rumors on the streets and confirm the truth.
Rumors about Shimada Haruka from a certain site.
Isn't Shimada actually cute?
Let's admit that Shimada Haruka is cute to a certain police station.
That's the thread.
She's been acting strange lately.
But on the other hand, she's too excited and desperate.
There are photos of those as well.
She's cute!
You're pretty organized!
You're not out of place.
It's how you take it.
You're not out of place.
You're all at the same angle.
Yes, we are.
You can't see Shimada!
I can't make as many facial expressions as I want.
That's why it's all over the place.
Show me your best angle.
That's embarrassing!
And show me your best face when you're taking photos.
I don't know about you, but you just said you're not cute, so you're going to show your best face.
Why are you saying you're cute?
You're contradicting yourself.
You should say you like idols.
Which one?
What should I say?
She's aiming for a gap.
A gap?
You're cute in photos, but you're noisy in videos.
You're cute in photos, but you're not a real pig.
You're cute in photos, but you can still do variety shows.
Is that what you want to be like?
You don't want to be funny in places like this, do you?
That's right.
You're cute in photos.
You're cute in photos, but you're still protecting yourself, aren't you?
I'm not protecting myself! I can't be a "jumbo"!
Are you doing "jumbo" because you don't like it?
No, it's not because I don't like it.
I've been doing it since AKB... AKB... AKB Japan was formed.
I'm really grateful for the cast of "jumbo" because I think it's a great show.
Really?
If you had a dress like Kojima-san and a turntable at school, which would you choose?
Which one?
Is it when you're alone? When you're all alone?
Yes, when you're alone.
When I'm alone...
I'd wear a dress.
But...
When you're all alone...
But that's weird.
It's weird.
If you had a turntable...
If all of you AKB members, if there are 16 of you, wear a dress like Kojima-san and dress up, I'd wear a turntable.
You just want to stand out, don't you?
It's not just about standing out.
It's about being a single, a single debut.
A single debut.
A solo single?
Like Usashihara did, something like that or...
A turntable.
That's a solo single, right?
If it's a solo single, I'd take a turntable.
You don't like it?
No, I don't like it.
What is that?
In the end, we didn't know.
Right? In the end, we didn't know.
In the end, we didn't know.
In the future, we'll find out.
Yokoyama is angry.
That's right. Yui-chan is serious, so she gets angry.
For now, with a cute face...
Can you say something at the end?
I'll wear a turntable.
She's trying to be cute.
Okay, here's the next rumor.
This rumor is from Bonsai.com.
Noro is angry at Daily Sports.
What?
Really?
Noro is angry at Daily Sports?
It seems that she has complaints about Daily Sports' web article that was broadcasted in December of last year.
What is it?
At the end of November, Sato Yukari-chan, who used to be in AKB, had her birthday event at an AKB cafe.
At that time, I invited her as a guest and we had a talk.
At that time, I didn't know that there was an interview.
So, I went there as soon as I finished my work and it was very exciting.
My manager laughed a lot and said "Wow!"
The next day, I saw that Noro went up to Yahoo's search word.
Oh, rescue word.
Yes, rescue word.
I was surprised and wondered what it was.
Then, I saw a picture and it was said in a terrible way.
The picture was like this.
I was surprised.
The angle was really bad.
The angle was bad.
It doesn't change much because it's related to me.
It doesn't change for 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 years.
It doesn't change.
However, the angle that Daily Sports-san had was too bad.
And this is the finished photo.
And this is Norokayo getting fat.
This is really...
This is really not Noro-san.
This is Naomi-chan, isn't it?
Naomi-chan of Yodanome.
It's not like that.
You think like that, don't you?
So I was surprised.
I asked you to be more careful with your photos.
That's right.
Daily-san and AKB-san took a lot of good photos of me.
But when I graduated, I was like this.
You might have a bad habit.
Bad habit.
How about you?
Kaneko is also quite big.
That's right.
I gained a lot of weight.
How much did you gain?
Compared to when I joined,
I gained about 8kg.
8kg.
I also gained about 3cm in height.
But it doesn't affect my height.
If you gained 8kg, what was the cause?
Because I was alive.
Because you were alive.
Because you were alive and fat.
When I was active in AKB,
I found myself getting fat.
But I didn't realize it.
I was beaten and washed.
I was like "Oh, I'm fat!"
And like this photo,
when I'm next to someone,
I realize it.
Oh, I'm fat.
Even when I'm on a diet,
there are times when I can't lose weight.
But that time has passed, hasn't it?
It passed and I feel refreshed.
When will I come back?
It depends on your age.
You're losing weight.
I think you lost weight, too.
I think it's the same for everyone.
Because you're young.
And when you're on a diet, you lose a lot of weight.
Because you go to the park every day.
And you eat a lot.
And you don't go to the park that much.
And you watch TV.
Because of that, you get fat.
Because you eat a lot when you're a student, you get fat.
When you calm down, you get fat.
You're fat because you're alive? I think that's what you're saying.
Yamamoto isn't fat, so it's okay.
I've lost weight since I joined.
On the contrary, when I was in junior high school, I was fat at my peak.
Before I joined, I lost about 5 kg.
I think Yamamoto is living a full-fledged life.
Stop it.
I'm frustrated.
This is chocolate for you. I'm sorry for being late.
This is a Valentine's Day version of "Kiss" from the members!
Also, the movie "The Best Researcher No. 1 Decision" is being distributed on the iPhone app and mobile site!
Next, we'll have a two-part talk segment.
We'll have A and B split up and discuss the questions.
Let's start with the two-part segment.
The questions are...
"I want to stand in the center." "I don't want to stand."
If you want to stand, press A. If you don't want to stand, press B.
Go ahead!
Oh!
Sorry, that's not allowed.
What!?
It's a show.
So, it's B, A, B, B, A, B.
You want to stand with Yamamoto and Noro.
Oh!
Don't say "oh"!
Many of you don't want to stand, right?
Even Kojima-san.
Kojima-san, you're the center.
No, no, no.
It seems difficult.
Difficult?
It's going to be short.
It seems difficult.
I'm not that kind of person anymore.
Oh!
It's an over-the-top theory.
No. 2 and 3 are good.
I have something similar.
Oh!
Don't you want to stand with Shimamoto?
To tell you my true feelings, it's A.
I want to stand as a center.
I have feelings, but after thinking about my own character and other things, I realized I'm not a center.
You don't have ambition to stand as a center with this character, do you?
Wow, I had it for a while.
I wanted to stand as a center with this character, too.
But if you stand as a center with that kind of person, you're too small.
If you stand as a center with that kind of person, you're too small.
No, you're a center.
You fit me.
I have that kind of thought, too.
I thought it wouldn't work for someone who's too small.
So you've covered up your own possibilities, haven't you?
You don't want to stand up, do you?
It's difficult for me to say "I don't want to stand up, I want to stand up", but
I feel like I'm too particular about the center recently.
In general election or rock-paper-scissors, we say "center is center", but
there are so many members around it, and I think there is a center because of those people.
Of course, I think we are there because of the center,
but I think we can't do it without the members around us, so
I don't want to be in the center, but I want to be as close as possible to the center.
Even if I'm not in the center, I can still shine.
Without Kojima-san, we can't stand up.
We can't stand up without him, can we?
So I want to be needed for such AKB members, but
I don't want to be too particular about the center.
You don't want to be too particular about the center, but you want to polish yourself more and more.
But you want to stand up for Yamamoto-sensei, don't you?
I don't want to stand up, either.
To be honest, there are many opportunities for me to stand in the middle of NMB.
But I'm in the center while I'm the captain, so
I think it's something only I can do, so I want to push through.
I don't like being called ugly.
I don't like standing in the center.
I admit I'm ugly, but
people who watch TV don't watch it before dancing or singing, do they?
They don't look at me and say, "Oh, she's cute," or "Oh, I'm interested in her."
So if I stand in the center and sing a song,
I don't think this single will sell.
If you think about that sense of responsibility, I think the pressure of the center members is quite high.
So you don't like it?
No, I don't like it.
You're weak.
That confidence...
That's not for you to worry about.
You're debating.
You want to stand in the center.
I wanted to stand in the center.
I've never been in the center even once.
Certainly, I feel that "center" and "center" are too common now.
But for people who have never been in the center,
I want to stand in the center at least once.
But once you graduate, you don't have anything to do with the center anymore.
There's only one person who does it.
Right?
That's right.
Right?
Center.
You have to accept everything and everything yourself.
Right?
You have to accept everything and everything yourself.
Do you accept it?
Of course I do. It's not like I'm in there because I think I'm ugly.
That's right! That's right!
The entertainment world is wide.
There are a lot of cute people.
I thought you were a little cute, security guard.
But I think it's better for ugly people to self- destruct a little more.
Well, there's a lot of things.
Well, good luck!
Security guard, wait for me!
Center, management, get this together and do it properly!
Now, the next corner is here.
Sexy Yamate declaration!
Yes, please do the Yamate Declaration.
Please do it sexy.
If you are not sexy even if you are answered, you will be disqualified.
Please be careful.
Well, let's go!
Please do it sexy.
The topic is...
"food" that starts with "o".
Sexy Yamate Declaration.
Start!
Oysters.
Sushi.
Pot.
Mochi.
Beer.
Tofu.
Chili.
Oden.
Okra.
Beans.
Pot.
She said it!
Well, it's out!
Kaneko, it's a basil juice.
Kaneko, here you go!
There's some left.
How is it?
It's good.
It's good?!
Kaneko, are you going back to Japan?
Yes. Ah, it's a lie.
That's enough! What kind of lie is that?!
I'm happy you said it's a secret market.
Really?!
The way you pronounce it is like a foreign girl.
It's different, isn't it?
It's like that.
You're half Japanese, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
Say you love me!