AISubs v3.5
Hello? Did you catch a cold?
Cute Rina and delusional date!
And more!
Hey, hey, look at me!
I love you!
This is American acting!
Kojima and Natsuki's kiss scene is being streamed now!
Kojima No. 1 Decisive Battle!
Three Kojima in AKB!
Who is the best Kojima of Kojima?
It will be decided tonight!
Everyone, please introduce yourselves!
I'm Kojima!
Everyone!
We are Kojima!
Kojima No. 1 and Kojima No. 2 will show their acting.
Viewers will vote for Kojima No. 1 and Kojima No. 2 online.
Today's theme is "Look!"
I'm good at this.
While taking a shower, a murderer appears in the background.
At the end of the scene, everyone will scream "Kyaaa!"
What do you think, Kojima No. 1 and Kojima No. 2?
All four of us are good at this.
I think it's a little different.
What about you, Kojima No. 1 and Kojima No. 2?
I'm Kojima No. 1 and Kojima No. 2 were raised in the Republic of Korea.
I'm very confident in myself.
Lastly, Kojima No. 1 and Kojima No. 2.
I feel like I can beat Natsumo.
Kojima No. 1 and Kojima No. 2 are not good at this.
Don't worry. I'm looking forward to it.
Let's start with Kojima No. 1 and Kojima No. 2!
Kojima No. 1 and Kojima No. 2!
Go for it!
Let's start.
Ready, start!
I'm tired today, too.
What kind of bath bomb should I use?
It feels good.
What's that sound?
Could it be...
That person...
Cut!
Did you do a good job?
Yes, it was perfect.
I see.
You moved your body too much and the frame...
She's still young.
Next up is Kojima-san, who is an actor.
Kojima-san, who is an actor.
Yes.
Ready...
Start!
I'm sweating a lot again.
Where should I wash first?
My head?
Or...
My hands?
Or...
My feet?
Where should I wash first?
Are you washing your hands?
The door opened?
What?
A ghost?
What?
I'm scared!
Yes!
Thank you!
How do you feel?
Yes, well...
I was able to show the results of my practice in the comparison room!
Yes, yes, yes!
I can win!
You're amazing, on the contrary!
I did it!
I did it with such seriousness!
Really?
Yes, I imagined it and did it!
Every time you can definitely make a bad character!
Really?
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm really looking forward to it!
Yes!
Well, the winner is this Kojima-san!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yes, please!
Well, then...
Yes!
It's Kojima-san!
Ready...
Well, I'm tired of the park today, too!
Hmm, what should I do today?
Today is special!
Chop, chop!
Don't let me catch you!
Chop, chop!
Hmm, my body!
Thank you for your hard work!
Chop, chop!
Eh?!
What was that sound just now?
I hear footsteps!
Chop, chop!
Wow!
As expected of you!
What do you mean "as expected of you"?
I couldn't hear you at all!
Hey you, don't use my good points!
Chop, chop!
Well, who was the best?
Viewers, please vote for which Kojima was the best!
The next song is...
"As expected of you", AKB radio station's song!
Ah! Please!
Leave the channel as it is!
You there!
What are you trying to buy?
Please!
Stop it!
Change!
"As expected of you", AKB radio station's song!
Well, will it be exciting or not?
"As expected of you", AKB radio station's song!
That's right, this time we only have two guests.
That's right!
Kawaii and Kojima Natsuki.
Thank you for having me.
You've been a good group of members so far.
We've been good members.
We were students of research.
That's what we had in mind.
But there were a lot of people, right?
There were about four of us.
Are you okay today?
Yes, I'm totally fine.
Then we're counting on you.
Thank you for having me.
Let's do our best with these members.
AKB radio station's song, start!
One, two, three!
Thank you, AKB radio station!
That's about it.
Let's move on to the first segment.
"Give us five minutes for a free talk".
We have the topic in your hands.
What should we do?
We don't have many topics.
No, we have a lot of topics.
Let me ask you.
When Kawaii and Kojima Natsuki went on a trip,
there was an explosion.
What?
It's not written here.
Explosion?
Thank you.
What happened? Where did you go?
Hakone.
With you two?
Yes.
You are good friends.
Yes, we are.
That's good.
So?
In the morning...
First of all, Hakone is a hot spring, isn't it?
Yes.
In the morning, we decided to go to a hot spring.
We decided to wake up at 5 a.m.
Yes, 5 a.m.
5 a.m.
Yes.
We woke up at 5 a.m.
We thought we could go for one more hour and went back to sleep.
Next, we woke up at 6 a.m.
We thought we could go for one more hour and went back to sleep.
Next, we woke up at 4 a.m.
We thought we could go for 30 minutes and went back to sleep.
But it was past 8 a.m.
We thought we could go for another hour and went back to sleep.
It was around 10 a.m.
That's what we talked about.
I see.
Explosion.
We exploded.
Explosion incident.
I also exploded.
Thank you very much.
I know you don't want to wake up early because you're going for a walk.
And...
Kawai will be the center of the new team and will lead the team.
Yes, that's right.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much.
That's amazing.
Please come and see it.
I will definitely go.
What do you think of the center?
The center...
The first song of the new team was "double" with Mai Watanabe.
Other than that, it's normal.
Kojima-san, you're not the center, are you?
No, not even once.
Not even once.
No, no.
The center I'm in now is a unit center.
Thank you.
The three of you are...
Thank you.
It's okay.
You look like Mejima-san.
I'm happy.
Mejima-san is the center of the unit.
I see.
But you're not under pressure?
That's right.
But it's a lot of fun.
Do you feel like your seniors are behind you?
It's been two years since I joined, but I feel bad.
You've been doing it for five or six years and you're behind me.
You're under pressure. How old are you now?
I'm seventeen. This year, I'll be eighteen.
You'll get used to it soon.
You shouldn't be like this.
The next segment is "Rumors & Truths"!
Don't miss it!
Here we go.
Will this be okay?
Ah, I've heard of this before.
Really? Ah, I see.
Kawaii Rina's "rumors" came from Kojima Natsuki.
Yes.
Ah, you've been getting cream to prevent you from smelling bad.
But dancing in sweat makes cream meaningless.
That's right.
How is it, Kawaii?
Well, I first noticed it when I was sitting down.
I thought, "Something smells bad."
There were many members, so I thought, "It's him."
But I was surprised by myself.
Does it smell that bad?
Yes, but it really stinks.
I once borrowed my own shoes.
I went to the studio and smelled them.
They smelled like beans and natto.
Really?
But it doesn't smell that bad.
If you wear new clothes and shoes, you can smell it.
But if you wear them for three days, you'll smell it.
Does it smell that bad?
Why?
I don't know. What should I do?
I guess it's because you're young and wear the same shoes.
Do your fans know about it?
Yes, they do.
Why do you know about it?
Because Fresh Lemon is also a stimulant.
When we went to the park together, we talked about stimulants.
Someone said, "My feet smell bad."
Fresh Lemon smells bad, too.
Then it spread.
I thought I shouldn't say it again, but I said, "Yes, it smells bad."
Does it still smell bad?
But now, it doesn't smell bad, does it?
Kojima, look.
Me?!
You're my closest friend.
Oh, it doesn't smell bad at all.
Is it okay?
Yeah, it doesn't smell bad at all.
Can you really do it?
Really? Then move your feet one step forward.
My feet are probably okay. Excuse me.
It smells like it's wet.
It's wet, so it can't be helped.
And Kojima, look.
Maybe Kojima thinks it smells bad, too.
No, no, no. I think it smells pretty good.
It's your shoes, right?
Yes.
Go ahead.
It stinks!
You're lying!
Hey!
You're lying!
You did it back.
It's like...
It's similar.
It's similar, isn't it?
Yes, that's enough.
Let's move on to the next rumor.
It's the Kojima-Natsuki rumor that was posted on Foursyte.
Kojima-Natsuki said, "F cup."
Yuko Oshima said, "I can't stand that."
Julina Matsui said, "Isn't it a fake?"
The rumor that it's actually a "G cup" is still growing.
Bubuka has a picture of it.
Wow!
It's around here.
It's this big even when you sleep.
It's true.
How about this one?
It's there.
It's there?
It's there.
The "f" is certain.
It's there.
How about it?
Well...
It's there.
I often walk around here.
Around "f" and "g."
Yes.
It's amazing.
"g" is quite a lot.
I'm aiming for "kendo" right now.
I've been training "kyokin" for a long time.
I think that's why I was able to train it.
You should do "kendo."
Yes, please do "kendo."
You know about "kawaii," right?
I know about it.
It's as big as a hot spring.
It's amazing, really.
We went to a summer pool together.
No one was looking at me.
It's too big.
It doesn't seem like it.
Everyone was only looking at me.
It's that big.
Oh, really?
If I were to describe it with "f," it would be "fantastic."
It's "fantastic."
It's "fantasista."
Please sit down.
Okay.
Lastly...
Kojima Haruna's Rumors.
Kojima Haruna made up with Ume-chan for many years.
Yes.
Huh? Was there something wrong?
Isn't that it?
Kojima Haruna and Umeda Ayaka's Rumors.
Umeda Ayaka's birth festival took place on January 10th of this year.
You look like you have something to say, Kojima- san.
No way! You really look like you have something to say!
Maybe you want to say something as a team?
As a team representative?
It's our fourth day together like this.
Yes, it is.
We have a day off, lessons and this day.
It's our fourth day, but compared to the last time I saw you, you've grown up as a great captain.
I don't know about you, but you've grown up so much.
I think you're becoming a great team as we speak.
Thank you.
If we can get along like this, I think Team B will become a new and better team.
Umeda-chan, you should open up.
It's okay.
You should be interested in other people.
From now on, as best friends of 24-year-olds...
It's sudden!
First of all, let's shake hands.
Why are you shaking hands?
Thank you.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Why did you break something?
It's my first date.
Right? Why did you break something?
I'm curious about it.
I was conscious of it because it would make the show exciting.
That's right. It's the same as being a professional wrestler.
You said you wouldn't show it.
Let's shake hands.
Let's shake hands and become best friends.
We've become best friends.
The next goal is...
Let's cheer up the viewers with counseling!
This is a new segment.
Answering questions from viewers sent by each member and solving them quickly.
The questions are really posted by viewers, so please answer seriously.
Even if you say it's true...
The first question is from Kojima Harunasu.
Yes, it's a counseling session.
Yes, pen name Mayoel Kohitsuji.
I want Kojima-san to be my first choice,
but I can't find a better part of him than his eyebrows.
What is this?!
Amazing!
It can't be helped.
She's worried.
She's worried. Do you want him to be your first choice?
I want him to be my first choice.
But eyebrows are better.
Ah, height and weight are the same.
There it is!
Thank goodness!
This is a message from me!
Yay!
What is this?!
Height and weight are the same.
That's why I asked you to push it.
Next, we have a question for Kawaii.
This is a consultation from "Tennemu Jingengaishi".
I'm as stupid as Kawaii, but can you teach me how to live my life happily like a fool?
Kawai, are you a fool?
I'm not a fool. I just can't study.
You can't live like that.
That's right, but I don't know...
But you're having fun, aren't you?
I'm having a lot of fun.
So, please tell me the secret.
I think smart people are under a lot of pressure.
"I'm smart", "I'm smart", you know?
But if you say "I'm stupid", it's like "Can you do it?", you know?
You know, sometimes you have to show your smart side like a fool.
You're like a tsundere, aren't you? You're always smug, but sometimes you have to be nice, right?
Even if you're stupid, you can be praised for being smart.
How stupid are you?
Can you say something like "I'm stupid"?
I think I can say "I'm stupid" recently.
Can you say it?
7x1=7
7x2=7
7x3=27
7x4=27
7x5=7
7x6=7
7x7=5?
7x5 is next.
You're stupid!
Wait, listen! I can't even read the clock!
You can't read the clock?!
That's right!
Listen! Eh?
Is this a red needle?
It's a second hand!
You're crazy!
Well, you know...
It's rare for me to say this myself, but...
Can you read the clock?
Of course I can!
But...
Isn't it fun?
Even for an idiot.
It's fun for an idiot, right?
Yes, it's fun!
Idiot, you're the best!
It's fun!
It's cute!
Yes!
It's cute!
Well, you know...
It's fun for an idiot, right?
Yes, it's fun for an idiot!
Well, lastly...
This is a consultation for Kojima Natsuki-san.
This is a consultation from a fan named "akb- police-san".
Previously, in a magazine, Natsun said...
Idols go to the bathroom and eat strawberries.
Is it okay for me to not eat?
Idols go to the bathroom and eat strawberries.
I don't like it!
Please tell me the truth!
Yes!
Well, actually...
There's something I'd like you all to apologize for.
That's a good opportunity.
Yes.
Well, I'll take this opportunity to apologize.
I, Kojima Natsuki...
Actually...
Didn't go to the bathroom and eat strawberries!
Actually...
I...
Didn't...
Go...
To the bathroom!
I'm sorry!
This is from me!
Huh?!
I'm sorry!
Yes! I'm sorry!
Be honest!
Yes, that's good.
Yes!
Kiririn-san, how was it? Were you able to accept it?
Yes!
Well, with that said...
I'm sure these members managed to come up with something, right?
With this number of members...
And with that, it's the end of the show.
This was the fifth episode of "Ariyoshi akb radio show".
Kojima-san, what did you think of it?
No, it was more fun than I thought it would be.
Oh, that's good!
Yes!
Natsu is cute and so is Rin-chan.
She's cute!
It's nice, isn't it?
Our legs are stimulating each other.
It was fun.
Yes, Kojima-san, what did you think of it?
Yes.
As a viewer of "Ariyoshi akb radio show",
I'm glad I was able to appear in it.
That's good.
Yes, it was fun.
Please come back again next year.
Yes, thank you.
Yes, Kawaii, what did you think of it?
Yes, for me...
I've been watching it too.
Shimana-san appeared a lot recently, didn't she?
Was it more fun than Shimana-san?
Today...
Today was fun, wasn't it?
Oh, thank you!
Yes, it was fun.
Please come back again.
Thank you.
And with that, the last episode of the show is "Researcher's song".
Let's say goodbye with everyone's senior, Onyanko Club's "Ja-ne"!
Please!
And with that, the last episode of the show is "Researcher's song".
Let's say goodbye with everyone's senior, Onyanko Club's "Ja-ne"!
Please!
That's not it!
Let's make a wish
Forever and ever
If we turn around
Look, we're friends
See you later!