AISubs v3.5
Tonight's event is ARIA SAKB Federation of Nations!
Thank you for coming!
Ariu-san, since we don't have enough budget and staff for this show,
we suddenly decided to shoot only one episode today!
Finally!
We've only done two episodes so far.
Yes, only one.
So, please use three episodes of your energy today!
Got it! I'll do my best!
That's why we invited this guest because we want to make it easier for the staff as well!
Yes! AKB's straight-A! Mii-chan aka Minami Minegi! Thank you for having me!
Mii-chan!
Since when did you become straight-A?
You weren't in charge of variety shows, were you?
No, I've always been a straight-A idol!
Were you straight-A?
Yes, I'm an idol!
Thank you for having me!
Then, please play the song for us!
Yes! Here it is!
Quiz! Straight-A AKB-chan!
Oh my!
She's so cute!
Last November, she appeared on TV for the first time with "Wiwi Sissa" as AKB's 14th grade graduate, Touch!
Please choose me!
Do you want me to be your second cup?!
Ah!
She's got a pure black expression that's not dyed in the darkness of the entertainment world!
What kind of face does she have behind her back?!
She's tall, so she might have eyes!
Then, she appeared on a show where she treated her staff like scrap metal!
I'm sorry!
There, she pulled a prank on her 14th grade classmate and observed their reaction!
Please go out with me!
Everyone in the studio will be able to predict their true expressions from the hidden camera set in various places!
It's a big hidden camera!
Quiz! Straight-A AKB-chan!
Straight-A AKB-chan...
The first card...
Maeda Mitsuki-chan, who is good at frog impersonations.
And the content of the game is...
What will happen if a 14-year-old confesses her love to a 14-year-old?
Well, it's not like that for girls.
I'll trick you!
The players are Nishino Miki-chan and Okada Nana- chan of the same 14-year-old.
A fake love letter that 13-year-old Nishino-chan wrote with her feelings for Maeda-chan.
Nishino-chan gave her love letter to Okada-chan.
Well, I'm looking forward to a good answer.
And Okada-chan, who received the love letter,
called Maeda-chan to the lesson with the idea of self-training.
I'm looking forward to Nana's acting.
Yes, I'll do my best for Nana.
Oh, she's here! She's here! She's here!
Good morning!
She's here! She's here!
She's here!
She's cute, isn't she?
I want to hold her.
I don't want to be late.
She hasn't noticed it at all.
Hey...
What?
Can we talk for a second?
Right now?
She's here! She's here!
To be honest...
What do you think of Miki?
She's here! She's here! She's here!
Miki is...
Eh? Not at all...
Like what?
For example, "Miki is doing her best" or...
Miki is...
What kind of person?
Middle school student...
She is the youngest in the group as well as an AKB member...
But I think she is mature.
Right?
She is praising me.
After the performance yesterday...
It was a little late, wasn't it?
At the dressing room...
Miki gave me something.
It's a letter...
Finally, Nishino-chan reads her love letter!
What kind of reaction will she show?
Can I read it?
I'm surprised.
It's my first time reading it too.
Really?
I'm nervous.
To Miki...
Miki, I'm sorry for asking you this all of a sudden.
I don't usually write letters...
So it's a little embarrassing...
But I have someone I like...
And that person is...
A girl.
What? Is that so?
I haven't had much interest in girls since I was little...
Ever since I joined AKB...
I've always liked you, Miki.
Whether you're tall...
Or you have sharp eyes...
I love you, love you, love you, love you!
Wow!
The other day...
You wrote me that you love me, right?
You praised me, right?
I was so happy!
I'm sorry for asking you out of the blue...
You're surprised, right?
But I don't want you to regret it...
So let me say it one more time...
Please...
Go out with me.
That's so heart-breaking...
At the dressing room...
I was taken aback...
But you took it well.
Thank you.
Why? What are you going to say?
Oh, it's Miki's handwriting!
She understood me.
As Miki said, she's 13 years old.
That's right.
If it were me, I wouldn't be able to say that I like you.
Is that so?
So...
Please go out with me.
See? You can't date anyone.
What do you think?
That's...
Here's the question!
Before she replies to Nishino-chan's love confession via e-mail...
She's here!
What's in that e-mail?
Can I read it?
Thank you for your letter. I'm surprised.
But I only see you as a friend or a rival.
So I'm sorry.
It's not like I don't like you anymore.
I'm really sorry.
Let's keep up the good work.
That's kind of you.
Good night.
Here's the question!
The last word that made Nishino-chan happy is in the blank.
What kind of e-mail did Maeda Mitsuki-chan reply to?
If it's Kojima-san, she'll... you know...
She'll reject you harshly.
Say it!
I won't!
I won't say it that harshly.
That's harsh.
Here's the question.
Let's start with Kojima-san!
Good night.
As friends and rivals, let's keep up the good work.
That's kind of you.
I see.
That kind of flow.
Let's start with Adeus-san.
I want to change my mood.
I know you're rejecting me.
But it's not like this.
Good night.
Mitsuki!
Mitsuki, don't laugh from now on.
Don't laugh from now on.
I got it.
Before responding to Nishino-chan's confession by e-mail,
what is the last word that continues after "good night"?
Here it is! Here it is! Here it is! Here it is! Here it is!
I'm really sorry. Please continue to take care of me.
It says 'good night'.
I thought we were really good friends.
At the end, it says 'good night'.
It reminded me of Mitsuki.
So, what continues after "good night" is "moon"!
Previously, what Mitsuki-chan sent was "good night moon."
Now, let's tell a joke!
Prank success!
Yay!
I love you!
What is this?
Maeda-chan's prank was successful!
Thank you for your hard work!
Yay!
It was close!
I see!
It's 'good night'!
It's not 'good night'?
It was close. I want to give you the correct answer.
I see. It was close.
The song is tough.
Kojima-san is completely different.
What is this?
The next target is...
Kojima Haruna-san...
I won't lose!
Yes, you won't lose.
Kojima Mako-chan's cute smile is very attractive!
And what she's going to do is...
Will she be able to pretend like she got caught even though she knows it's a prank?
It's a common prank.
On this day, Kojima-ko-chan, who was told that it was a sweets gourmet report and led to the machine room,
first of all, what she prepared to make her know it was a prank is...
A script with the contents of the prank written on it.
And in the corner of the room, there is a panel of "Prank Success".
Before you go in, please wait for a moment.
- I'm scared. - What?
- You're fast. - I know.
She reads the script of the prank and even knows where it is.
And then...
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- I'm sorry. - Yes?
- I saw it. - Oh, you saw it?
- I'm sorry. - Yes.
- I saw it. - Yes.
- I'll do my best. - Yes.
- I'll do my best. - Good job.
Because of the mistake of a newcomer,
Kojima-ko-chan understood it was completely a prank project.
- I saw it. - That's bad.
First of all, she has to know where the hidden camera is.
- You're right. - She checks all the cameras and gets ready.
If she makes a mistake in acting, the previous AD might get fired.
Kojima-ko-chan must have swore in her heart that she would do the white god's performance.
Now, here is the question!
The first trick is the light in the room that suddenly goes out.
This must be scary!
Scary.
The white god's performance shown for the newcomer Eddie,
what is its first act?!
This is the question!
What did Kojima-ko-chan, who knew it was a prank, say in her first act?!
Are you worried about Eddie-san?
Yes.
Not really.
I don't think Eddie will be fired.
It's for your own good.
By the way, I have good news for you.
Kojima-ko-chan is an actress!
See?!
Then it's a good play.
I think you can expect a good play.
Then, Kojima-san, open!
Yes!
But it's not just "kyaa"!
Speaking of Kojima...
I see.
There was a Kojima Natsuki.
"Kyaa"!
So, speaking of Kojima, I think he inherited it.
I see.
Then, Adios-san, please.
As I expected, it's this.
What?!
But it's a little bad "what"!
What?!
Kojima-ko-chan realized that it's a prank project for a new AD.
She knew everything and showed a new play.
Its first line is...
"Kyaa"!
So, the world was "kyaa"!
You're bad!
And then...
"Kyaa"!
Kojima-ko-chan expressed her fear with these words.
She must have taken a step closer to her dream of becoming an actress.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry!
But we don't have to listen to her impressions in the studio.
Let's go to the next one.
Seriously?!
I was going to eat a sweet.
So, the last one is...
Are you good at I.U.E.O. writing?
Yes!
Can you do it in "Haruina"?
Like a leaf!
Hashimoto Hikari-chan is good at I.U.E.O. writing.
And her plan is...
Can she report extremely bad food with I.U.E.O. writing?
A.K.A.
It's been a while.
Researcher!
This time, with Iwakate-chan, 13 years old,
Hashimoto-chan wants to shoot for the first time in her life.
Is it a good restaurant?
Let's go!
They went to a restaurant in Yoyogi-uehara, Stomach Hold.
It's a restaurant specialized in yakitori, which captures customers' stomachs.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
They're waiting at the counter.
Takayama-san, a wrestler who used to prank researchers before and now plays a prank on us.
And Iwakate-chan, who was pranked last time, is now playing a prank on us.
Takayama-san is the owner of this restaurant and she's going to play a prank on us, too!
Excuse me.
Yes.
One, two...
Gourmet report by Aion Magazine!
What?
What is Aion?
Hey!
What is it?
I'm asking you.
Tell me.
Wait a minute.
What is Aion?
Hey!
I didn't do it!
I'm asking you!
Hey!
I'm scared!
I didn't do it.
What is it?
It's true.
But this time...
Yes.
The inter-gallery guy...
Yes!
He explained it to me.
Really?
Yes.
Well, let's think about it.
Let's think about it.
Even though the inter-gallery negotiation went well, the shooting resumed.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's delicious.
Let's eat.
What is this dish?
What is it?
Just eat it.
Yes.
Thank you for the meal.
Good luck.
This is a popular dish of "Stomach Hold", grilled chicken rice.
Mr. Shiba prefecture's rich chicken and juicy young chicken are served.
But this time, under the chicken...
A large amount of wasabi...
It's really delicious.
He's kind and cute.
How will Hashimoto-chan react?
Oh, no.
You haven't eaten at all, have you?
Yes.
Hey.
Don't mess with me, you bastard.
Now, "Problems in an air-tight environment".
Hey, you're grinning. Eat up.
Grin, grin, grin...
What kind of report is this?
You're not in the mood for this, are you?
What's this?
And now, it's time for "Aieo Works".
What will Hashimoto-chan say in this frozen situation of fear?
Well, I'd like to do "Aieo Works" here.
What will you do?
I'd like to do it with "yakitori".
Okay, let's do it.
"Yakitori" of "ya"...
Yes.
"Yakitori" of "ki"...
"Yakitori" of "kiai" is...
"Yakitori" of "to"...
"Yakitori" of "tokubetsu" is...
"Yakitori" of "ri"...
Wow.
That was pretty good this time.
What?
What's up with you?
Oh, well...
Okay, thank you. That's okay.
Okay, thank you.
This is the question!
Hashimoto-chan said "Aieo Works" under pressure from Takayama-san.
"Yakitori" of "ri"...
What's the answer?
Can I get a hint?
Oh, go ahead.
I got it in Minegi-city.
Minegi-city asked me for it.
"Mi"...
Ne...
"Neji" (=twist)
"Ni"...
Ta...
"Shi"...
"Shippo" (=tail)
Oh, I got it!
It's "shippo" (=tail) because it's twisted more than everyone else.
This is the truth of their live show.
Is this a perfect score?
I don't know at all.
What kind of live show is this?
It's the worst ever.
I'm sorry, but...
Then, Kojima-san, open it up.
Yes! Well...
Special...
Realism.
Iwanote's reaction is like...
Whoa...
That's Iwanote for you!
I think he's being serious.
Then, Ario-san, please.
The one who's excited is...
Special...
Ring...
Side.
Special ring side.
A professional is busy.
I think he's here to decide.
I don't know at all.
You don't know at all?
I see!
Are you performing?
I see!
Are you performing?
I see!
There's a lot of energy.
There's a lot of fighting.
I see.
Let's see if there's any miracle or not.
Hello?
It's been a while.
I called you because I wanted to hear your voice.
How have you been?
Mirei and Minami's fantasy phone call.
Good morning!
And the kind Kojiharu clock...
is also in the air!
It's time to wake up!
What is the answer to Hashimoto's question?
Yakitori-no-to.
Special yakitori-no-ri.
Rippa-na-na.
That's it for today.
The answer is...
Rippa-na-na.
The story ends here.
- It's hard for me, isn't it? - It's a great success.
I made it all myself.
- What? Really? - I put wasabi in it.
I'm hungry already.
Hashimoto-chan endured Takayama-san's pressure and did her best.
- You did it well. - She made it beautifully.
But that's not the real Hashimoto.
- I'd like to hear one more story about Hashimoto. - You can do it!
- Can you do it? - I can do it.
- I'd like to hear one more story about Hashimoto. - You can do it!
- Can you do it? - I can do it.
- How about "kojima-ko"? - "Kojima-ko".
- "Ko" - Like "koala"
- "Ji" - Boring.
- "Ji" - Like "koala"
- "De" - Like "koala"
That's all for today!
Don't miss new songs from Nosiris!
What's the use of being so calm?
It's boring even if you're alive
Make more and more noise
Let's dream
Life is short
It's only now that we're young
Our pink is
Even tonight
Oh, sing and dance
It's only now that we're young
You don't have to have money
Have fun in your days
Use up all the fun
Oh, sing and dance
It's only now that we're young
Don't think about tomorrow
Even if you have to carry what lies ahead of you
It's only now that you can go
Is it okay now?
Will you change?
What will you give up and what will you save up for?
It's only once in a lifetime
Keep playing
Let's scatter and fly away