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[Ariyoshi A.K.A.B. Kyoha Koku]
Tonight's show is also on! Ariyoshi A.K.A.B. Kyoha Koku!
Ariyoshi-san! Happy New Year!
It's our first show in 2013, how do you feel about this year's Kyoha Koku?
Kyoha Koku... I even sold my red dress!
I'm sad!
That's not it!
Since it's our first show, I wore a red dress and a T-shirt!
I see! Let's do our best this year as well!
Thank you!
Yay! I'm looking forward to it!
If you're going to get in the way, go home!
Bye!
Hey!
Do you have a problem with that?
Hey you guys! Let's have a match now!
If we win, Ariyoshi A.K.A.B. Kyoha Koku will leave this show!
If you're going to give up, you should do it now!
For you...
No!
Why are you spinning around?
Let's call it "rotation talk"!
Anyway, if we win in the match, this show will be ours!
Ariyoshi-san, is that okay with you?
Yes, it's fine!
What?!
What are you saying?!
Thank you!
Are you guys ready?!
Go, Hiromi-kan!
Don't underestimate me!
Let's win with this!
Anyway...
Kojima!
What are you doing?
Huh?!
I'm buying it!
Now, let's start the battle between A.K.A.B. and N.M.B.!
This is a special match between AKB and NMB.
Let's hear what both teams have to say.
What do you think?
Since we lost the first game, we will do our best in the second game.
They fought in the first game.
What do you think?
AKB brought Shimada only for winning.
That's right.
We will win for sure.
They brought Shimada only for winning, not for viewers.
Let's look forward to it.
Let's start.
The first match is "chap-chap" battle.
Who is "chap-chap"?
She is.
She is, right?
I don't know "chap-chap".
I don't know.
I don't know "chap-chap".
But you will know if you do it.
Let's start the match.
You will start when I put away my bath towel.
Ready, start!
"chap-chap" battle is...
You will shake your bath towel while "chap- chap"ing.
The number of "chap-chap" will decide the winner.
"chap-chap" it!
It is done in relay.
The key of the match is how fast you can touch the baton of the bath towel.
Next person, please!
Time is passing while you are changing.
Please do it while saying "chap chap" cutely.
Shimada-san, say "chap chap"
chap chap
OK, that's all. Change!
Kojima-san, say "chap chap" with all your might.
There is no time.
chap chap
OK, you have 5 seconds left.
chap chap
Time is up!
OK, let's check the number of "chap chap"
First of all, AKB Kojima-san!
AKB has...
242 "chap chap"
Next, NMB Kojima-san!
How many "chap chap" do you have?
234 "chap chap"
You lost because of "chap chap".
I didn't do "chap chap" enough.
You won thanks to your competition skills.
"chap chap" was fun.
Please show us your "chap chap" of victory.
One, two...
chap chap
Let's start.
"Win or lose by using your sexy voice" quiz!
Please use your common sense and answer "sexy".
If you answer correctly and lose, you win.
If you don't have enough sexiness, you lose.
How about your sexiness, NMB?
I'm sexy.
The oldest is sexy.
I'm in charge of sexiness.
Just in case.
Your voice is nice.
Is it?
People say my voice is weird.
It's weird.
It's weird, but it's nice.
Thank you.
On the other hand...
Kojima-san, do you have one?
Kojima-sensei is here.
Speaking of sexiness...
Oh, really?
Speaking of sexiness...
Recently...
Recently, Yase has become sexy.
Don't look at me. I'm a sexy detective.
Please look forward to it.
I'm here for it.
I understand.
Let's start the quiz.
Please start.
Quiz.
Kiyoshi Nishikawa's wife's name is...
Let's start.
Nishikawa Helen...
Correct!
You got the first question right.
You can take off your clothes now.
I did it!
Let's move on to the next quiz.
What is the final line of "Laser Lemon" by H.G.?
That's fast!
One more step! One more step!
Sexyness is not enough!
Oh, it's "metashima"!
Let's finally see it!
No good!
Why?!
Like an elephant!
No good!
Sexyness is zero.
Oh, no!
Well...
A little bit of sexiness is not enough!
Let's move on to the next question!
What does "sexiness is not enough" mean?
The magazine that called Haruna Kojima's boobs "beautiful" is...
Oh, that's fast!
That's fast!
Ah, ah...
Hmm... I want you to show me your face!
What?!
Your face has a lot of smiles.
I want you to show me a more sexy expression.
Oh, that's good!
You're very active!
Please show me your face, too!
Ah, ah...
Hmm...
I've already done it!
Can you do it one more time?
Yes!
Kojima-san!
Ah, ah...
Ah, that's good!
That's good, but...
Your eyes are a little swollen!
That's not good!
Let's move on to the next question!
Question!
What is a disease caused by a cut on the skin of the throat, bleeding, or severe pain?
Disease! Oh, that's fast, NMB!
Tsu...
Be a little more accurate! Be accurate, please!
Be accurate with both eyes!
Oh, that's good!
Kibushi!
Now, Kojima-san!
Kojima-san!
Kojima-san! Eyes! Eyes!
Eyes! Eyes! Look over there!
Eyes! Eyes! Eyes!
You are trained for this! You are trained for this!
Moving on to the next question!
Question!
What fish is tuned for sandwiches and other fillings?
Now, let's go!
Go ahead!
Tuna?
Hmm...
Correct!
Now, N & B has a lead.
Now, Ikebi, you're in trouble.
Next question, please.
Question.
What do you call a hotpot with pufferfish in it?
Tecchiri.
Correct!
Now, Yokoyama is out of trouble.
Now, next question, please.
Question.
What do you call a woman-type talent who has a speciality in counting?
N & B.
Three mangroves.
Oh, that's good!
I want to see you do it more!
Oh, you're done!
Three mangroves.
Isn't that a great service?!
That's a tie!
Oh, Kojima-san is surprisingly left behind!
It's a little difficult for me!
Find me some time!
Here's the question!
Question.
To say "mangroves" in English...
Oh, hurry up!
Oh, that's good!
Wow, it's quick for you to answer!
I'm happy!
You're happy, aren't you?
Even your sexiness is on top of that.
No, it's just that I happened to have a swollen face!
It's just that I happened to have a swollen face!
Yes, it was a swollen face.
Let's move on to the next match!
Idol Gachinko Sumo Match!
It's a little small-sized, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I'm very short.
Yes, you are.
I'm very big.
She's got a strong will!
Gashinuki Formation Sumo Match!
The one who defeats their opponent first wins!
Now, let's move on to the first round!
Yes!
Kojima-san!
Yes!
Kojima vs Watanabe!
Their positions are completely different!
Their impressions are also different!
Now, let's move on!
Ready, set...
Go!
Go, Kojima-san!
It's coming!
Oh no! Red!
Look at me!
Oh no!
Look at me!
Watch out!
Watanabe wins!
Even though his physique was overwhelmingly weak,
However, Kohyo Rikishi successfully defeated Kojima Yokozuna.
A.K.B. leader Kojima is defeated.
Next up is Jihou Yokoyama from A.K.B.
Let's see how strong she is.
She climbed up!
Yokoyama is strong!
She's strong!
Yokoyama is strong!
Yokoyama wins!
That's strong!
Yokoyama showed overwhelming strength.
Now he has brought in a good amount.
Next, from LMB, Yamada Nana will appear!
Now, let's go!
Ready, go!
Is there any left?
No!
Oh, he got it!
Yokoyama is strong!
Oh, he's eating quite a lot!
Yokoyama's cuteness is coming out!
Yokoyama's cuteness!
This is amazing!
It's Heisei's biggest and most famous match!
We're the same age!
You're the same age!
That's right!
Now...
It's a one-on-one battle!
Which one is stronger?
Both players have written it down!
Now...
Now, isn't the one with more stamina winning?
Now, just a little more!
Now...
Now, will it be decided soon?
Will it be decided soon?
Go!
Yokoyama!
The one who won Heisei's biggest and most famous match was Yokoyama!
Now, only Yamamoto remains!
Yamamoto Taisho!
Now, Yokoyama's stamina is already pretty cut off.
Isn't this a chance?
Yamamoto Sayaka of Taisho has appeared in the NMB that has no more parts!
In fact, Yamamoto is said to be the strongest of the 48 groups among his fans!
Now, let's go, Taisho!
Yamamoto vs. local...
Yokoyama!
Ready...
Go!
Oh, great!
She's doing her best!
She's strong!
Oh, she put her foot on it!
She's strong!
Yamamoto!
She's really strong!
This is unexpected!
As expected of Taishou!
Now, let's start the Taishou match!
She's strong, isn't she?
Yamamoto is always called the strongest.
Now, however,
this is also a Shimada legacy
inherited from her genealogy.
This is no joke!
Today's main event!
Jumbo Shimada vs. Yamamoto Sanaka!
Now, let's start!
Watch and learn!
Go!
She's strong!
You're good, Yamamoto!
Now, is it...
Is it the power of Shimada
or the technique of Yamamoto?
My name is...
What a wonderful confrontation! We have witnessed an era now!
Amazing!
I didn't know that you would come to break it!
I came for you!
The teamwork is also broken.
I came for you!
Is it strong?
My legs...
The push may be over now.
I feel like this competition is over.
So, NMB has won!
Hey, look at me!
I love you!
Don't you forget something?
See you!
Shibasaki did her best and finally Jumbo wore it!
In addition, iPhone app "Kojiharu dokei" is also on sale now!
Two of them!
The final battle is about to begin!
The final battle is "Kouhaku Panpan Gassen"!
The team that puts the balloon in the briefcase with the representative of the pants team in it first wins!
AKB is red pan, NMB is white pan!
So, let's get started!
So, representative, please put on your pants.
From NMB, I will...
Yamamoto!
So, AKB...
Yes, I will go!
Yes, Kojima-san, let's go!
Ah, wait a minute.
Yes!
Ah, Yamamoto-san, will you go?
Yes!
So, with the hope of a joint production, representative, please put on your milky color.
Why?
No, I like it.
It's cute!
Really, who is it?
Yamanoto-san, please.
Who is it?
Is it okay? The man wearing a hat.
Please!
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Yes, then...
I'm sorry, Yamamoto-san.
I'm sorry.
I'm embarrassed.
What's wrong with you?
AKB is red pan, NMB is white pan!
So, this is Kojima-sensei.
Yes!
So, let's start!
Ready, start!
Kojima-san!
Hurry up!
NMB, hurry up!
What?
The setting is fast.
Wait a minute!
It's still fast!
Wait a minute!
Ah!
It's not properly spinning.
Wait a minute!
Ah!
The front is...
The front is shrinking, so please be careful, Kojima-san!
Ah!
The front is...
No!
It's falling!
Ah!
Is huge!
NMB is fast!
Ah!
Now!
NMB's balloon is sticking to it!
Ah!
Now, fall!
Ah!
Now, do your best!
It's going there!
large!
I don't like it!
NMV won!
I don't like it!
It's hard! It's hard!
So, the NMB team won!
That's great! With this, you've won the Kamburi show! Congratulations!
Yeah! Yeah!
So, with this, the AKB Republic is reborn as the NMB Republic!
Hey, let me say something!
NMB members, listen!
So, with this, the AKB Republic is reborn as the NMB Republic!
NMB people, listen up!
We, the AKB, grew up in this republic.
This is our hometown!
Ariyoshi is our father!
Please take care of our father!
Yes!
That's right, NMB!
Please love Ariyoshi's father more than we do!
Please!
But it's still painful!
You idiots!
(crying)
A.K.B. san, you did a good job.
Family bonds can't be broken.
Right, Miyuki?
That's right. Family is number one!
From now on, this show is yours, A.K.B. san!
N.M.B. members! Really?!
Come on! Cheer up!
A.K.B! A...
A.K.B! A.K.B! A.K.B!
We're waiting for you, H.K.T.!
Goodbye!