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"Ariyoshi A.K.A.B. Republic" begins tonight, too!
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President!
Yes!
"man of the year" 2012! Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
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With Mr. Oda Yuji.
Wow!
What a line!
Yes. So please think of me as Mr. Oda Yuji.
Yes!
I can see it now.
And these members brought us tonight's song.
Yes! I'm Rie Tsutahara from Aichi prefecture. Thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me!
You look strange.
(Laughter)
Wow! What's that?
Wow!
What's that?
Do you rank higher than Mr. Oda Yuji?
I have to be white!
Ah!
(Laughter)
What a shame!
Why do I look like this?
Please watch the video to find out why!
Yes!
AKB researchers' dressing room.
Hey, it's cold lately, isn't it?
It's cold!
My hands are frozen and I can't feel anything.
I want to sleep.
With a hidden camera, she peeked at Miyu Oomori, Yukari Sasaki and Hirata Rina's true feelings.
(Laughter)
But I can't wait to be a member of AKB!
Me too!
I really want to be a member of AKB!
AKB consists of 1st generation to 14th generation.
Currently, up to 11th generation, all of them have been selected as regular members.
There are 7 12th generation members.
Four of them have become regular members.
I see.
Oomori, Sasaki and Hirata are still researchers.
I see.
In addition, a few days ago, their junior, 13th generation member Oshima has become a regular member.
I see.
Their impatience and longing for being selected were on one side.
But if I become a regular member, will I appear in a lot of singing programs?
Oh, I like it!
I want it!
What is it?
Scary!
And a magazine.
Oh, a magazine!
I want to be in a magazine!
But you know...
How can I become a regular member?
The one who appeared in front of the three people who were worried...
...is...
Ah!
I'll tell you what you need to become regular members!
Are you really a regular member?
What is it?
Red bread!
That's right!
Red bread!
Mystery! Red bread mystery!
Yamaguchi Bintaro tells us about the red bread situation.
You know everything!
That's right!
Red represents the sun for Japanese people.
The sun was a symbol of red.
Moreover, the sun represents Amaterasu Omidokami, the strongest goddess in Japan.
That's why women's luck is up.
Red pants are the best for power up.
Oh, you know about pants, too.
Then I'll go with this.
No way!
Hey!
What are you going to make Yamaguchi-san do?
That's right!
The one who controls red bread controls regular members, too!
Shimada-san!
Fight me seriously!
Who?
Please!
It's Tamura.
Who?
Red bread mystery!
Regular members, princesses, researchers, and the track and field competition with red bread...
The studio audience will guess the result!
The red bread farm will be held.
Everyone will guess the result of the game.
If you guess it right, we will give you an expensive apple for 2,600 yen!
2,600 yen?!
That's crazy!
It's a really expensive apple, so please guess it right.
Are we going to run out of money?
What are you using it for?
Let's look at the first competition.
The place of the competition is Yomiuri Land.
It's always Yomiuri Land.
A dazzling and elegant jewelry color illumination, Jewel Illumination, is being held.
In a colorful circle, the red bread will be leading.
Let's go to the terrace house.
Sounds good.
Red bread relay is a race in which red bread is changed quickly instead of a baton.
As you can see, the order of running is...
On your marks...
Get set...
The first runner up is Ichikawa Miyori.
Her research student is Hirata Rira, who has returned to Japan.
You can do it!
You can do it, Hirata!
Now, the runner up will be in charge of the race.
The speed of changing quickly will determine the outcome of the race.
You can do it, Miyu!
As expected of the regular members.
Takeuchi Miyu has successfully eaten up the red bread.
She has pulled away a large number of research students.
Oh, but...
Finally, the red bread of fate is headed for the anchor.
Now, here's the question.
Who will win?
It's just a picture of a woman running in red panties.
You weren't so absorbed in watching it, were you?
I've been told that before.
What should we do?
If you want a hint...
Please tell us.
Shimada noticed that Atsushi was too fat and lost about five kilos, so he moved faster.
Oh, I see.
That's what I've always been told.
Oh, I see.
Is that why you're in that state now?
But you have beautiful legs.
Yes, my legs have become beautiful.
What do you think?
I'm not worried about it.
I don't have any particular thoughts about it.
I'm not particularly worried about it.
I'm just thinking, "It's a hassle to think about it."
Justice members!
Shimada won.
I see.
Well, then...
You may not be interested in it, but let's see the results!
Justice members!
The second runner, Takeuchi, leads the students.
The red panties of fate were left to Shimada and Sasaki, the anchors.
Yukaru, you're fast!
Watch out! Watch out!
Shimada!
Shimada, you're fast!
The winner is Team Researcher!
I couldn't wear my panties properly!
Wear them properly!
Shimada, although you're a member of the justice party, cannot wear red panties.
What's with you?
The verdict is out! It was an unexpected defeat.
I'm sorry!
What a shame!
Well, unfortunately, it's not correct, so you can't get high-class apples!
I'm sorry!
What a shame!
Red panties...
Ayo-san! Ayo-san!
Yes?
How did you like the red panties?
I've already filmed your reaction.
I'm glad you're done with your work.
Please do your best for your high-class family!
We'll do our best!
Let's move on to the next competition!
Red panties...
Red panties throwing competition.
Throwing red panties away from each other.
Each team will compete for a total distance of three people.
Let's go!
First, the justice party members, Takeuchi and Miyako.
You can do it!
It's really fun.
You've grown, haven't you?
The current record is...
5 meters and 20 centimeters!
That's pretty good.
Nice!
The first team of team researchers is...
Hirata and Rina.
Go!
I'm back!
Oh, we have the record!
4 meters and 60 centimeters!
Wow!
Ichikawa's record is only 2 meters and 7 centimeters.
Sasaki's record is 4 meters and 20 centimeters.
And Mazumazu's record is...
The mistake of the regular member, Ichikawa, has been corrected.
The difference with the researchers is about one meter.
Here we go!
To talk about the difference even more,
Miu Omori, who used to catch ball with her dad, has been caught.
It's an ordinary record.
I'm back with the record!
4 meters and 40 centimeters!
Oh, but it's only one meter...
As a result, if the regular members don't set a record of 5 meters and 30 centimeters,
they won't be able to win.
Here we go!
What is Shimada's record?
Now, the question is...
Can Shimada set a record of 5 meters and 30 centimeters or more?
Looking at his face, it looks like he can set a record of 20 meters or more.
He has a cute face.
By the way, Shimada was warned by Atsushi that he was too fat.
He lost about 5 kilograms, so he doesn't have as much power as before.
But you said earlier that you had speed. How is it?
Can someone say something?
It's like you put too much force and it doesn't fly.
That's right.
It's better to ride on the wind.
Can you say something?
Kurouchi, I'm counting on you.
Then...
I'll call the researchers.
Okay, let's go.
Let's see the results.
Here we go!
Can Shimada cross 5.30 meters?
No way!
The current record is...
9.30 meters!
It's a huge difference!
Shimada crossed 5.30 meters!
That's Shimada for you!
The current record is...
7.30 meters!
Unfortunately, you got a high-class apple!
Shimada was just a ball!
Red pan sumo is...
a sport where you use a red pan for sumo instead of spinning it.
It's a 3-to-3 draw.
Will the researchers be able to reach Shimada without losing?
Ready...
Go!
The first match is Ichikawa versus Hirata.
Hirata won with a footwork that took advantage of its length.
The next regular member is Takeuchi Miyu.
Hirata is in a series of battles.
She won with a bold throw.
Hirata is unharmed for two consecutive wins.
There are three researchers left and one regular member.
However, one of them is Shimada.
Here is the question. Will it be Shimada, a researcher?
Don't talk from your head!
What should I do?
Shimada has a lot of strength.
Here is a hint.
Do you have a hint?
Here is a hint.
Shimada lost about 5kg because his dad told him he was too fat.
So, he is not as strong as before.
He had a lot of strength.
Do you have a hint?
No, I don't.
I'm sorry.
I know you are strong.
Everyone knows that.
Let's win!
Shimada!
Let's see the result.
Shimada won!
Come on!
You can do it!
Shimada won for the first time with an unharmed throw.
The second researcher is Miyu Omori.
I think this is the first win.
You can do it!
Shimada won for the second time with a brilliant throw.
The last one is Taisho San.
Sasaki is lighter in weight, but Shima has a lot of tiredness from the continuous matches.
Which of the red pants goddesses will smile?
- It's a no! - Go! Go! Go!
- You don't have stamina? - It's because of the continuous matches in the morning and in the evening.
- Shima! - It's Shima!
- Shima! - Go! Go! Go!
- It's Shima! - It's Shima!
It's Shima!
With a miraculous three consecutive wins, the regular members team won the championship!
- There are people like you! - It's a three consecutive win!
- That's amazing!
- Well, we're still red pants, but they're still blue pants! - That's right!
- That's bad! - Ready, go!
- Calmly and accurately! - Calmly and accurately!
- Are you wearing red pants?! - Yes, we are!
- AKB48! - What are you doing?!
- Yay! - What are you doing?!
- What are you doing?!
- It's a no! - Congratulations!
- We'll give you one expensive ring worth 2,600 yen! - Thank you!
- Wow, I'm happy! - Wow, I'm happy!
- I'd like to try it a little, wouldn't you? - Yes, of course!
- Here you go! - Thank you for it!
- It looks good!
- It's good! - It's good!
- I see! - I see!
- How was it? - Corner "Normal"!
- I see! - I see!
- Well, in this world, "normal" is the most boring, isn't it? - Yes!
- I see! - I see!
- I'll take responsibility and take off my red pants! - Yes!
- I'll take responsibility and take off my red pants!
- Instead of saying goodbye... - Goodbye!
- What will you do? - I'll punish you!
- Punishment decided!
- Ta-da! Boyoyon, Boyoyon! Boyoyon, Boyoyon!
It's Arios and Daito-ryu's "Oshaku Anako"!
- Hey, hey, look at me! - I love you!
- Shimasaki Haruka kisses you with a full smile! And... - It's morning!
- With the iPhone app "Kojiharu Dokei", please welcome a good morning! - I'm doing morning TV!
- Ta-da! Boyoyon, Boyoyon! Boyoyon, Boyoyon!
- It's Arios and Daito-ryu's "Oshaku Anako"!
- So, as a punishment... - Yes?
- Today we'll do "red pan, pan"! - Oh, what is it?
- I'll put a balloon in your favorite red pan and make it go "pan"! - Oh no, you're like a variety show host!
- So, red pan... - Oh no, I don't like it! I don't like it! It's scary! It's been a while since I've been scared like that!
- I'll put a balloon in your favorite red pan and make it go "pan"! - Oh no, I don't like it! I don't like it! It's scary! It's scary!
- Let's put "pan" in here. - I'm scared! I'm scared! What should I do? This is really scary!
- I'll put it in now. - Yes.
- Hold on tight. - I'm so scared! What should I do?! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I want to sneeze!
- Let's go. - I'm so scared! What should I do?!
- Go ahead! - Wait! Wait! I'm so scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
- Wait! Wait! Behind you! - Behind you!
It's sticking out!
- Go ahead! - Wait! Wait! Wait! I'm so scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
- Wait! Wait! Behind you! - I'm sticking out! I'm sticking out!
- It's sticking out! - What is this?
- It's sticking out! - It looks like an ant!
- Please do something! - Something's sticking out!
It hurts! Here! Here!
Please do something!
It's getting tight in front of me.
I'm being pulled back.
This is embarrassing.
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
That was painful.
It's getting tight in front of me.
That was painful and embarrassing.
That was the punishment segment.
Sexy Yamanote Line Game.
The rules are simple.
You will play the Yamanote Line Game in a sexy way.
If you can't answer the question in a sexy way, you will be out of the game.
Please be careful.
If you are out of the game, you will have to eat this "sajii juice" which is good for you but very bad for you.
It's my first time seeing it.
It's your first appearance in a variety show, isn't it?
It doesn't work very well.
Sagi Juice.
It smells pretty bad.
Let's get started. The first topic is the name of the fruit.
Go ahead.
Pear.
Ginger.
Mango.
Out!
It's difficult.
It's pretty dangerous.
Shimazaki is upset.
It's difficult.
Let's get started.
Shimazaki.
Sagi Juice.
All of it?
All of it.
Go ahead, Shimazaki.
Here I go.
Out!
You look good!
Sagi Juice is said to be effective for health and beauty.
This is bad.
It smells bad.
You look good!
It smells bad in my mouth.
What should I do?
Let's move on to the second round.
For the second round of Sexy Yamamoto Battle Game, let's do body parts.
Body parts.
There are various parts.
Let's go.
Yamamoto Battle Game, start!
Shoulders.
Arms.
Elbows.
Mouth.
Nose.
Sides.
Head.
Nose.
Sexy, sexy.
Joints.
Joints!
Spleen.
Spleen!
Bones.
Bones!
This is bad, it's about time.
Lungs.
Lungs!
Spleen.
She said it!
Yes!
First of all, drink the assagy juice.
Don't forget this.
Don't cry. Don't cry.
Don't cry.