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Tonight, Kojima Haruna, who was chosen as the complete saver and was selected as the number one debutant, will be released only on this show!
"Ariyoshi AKB Today Is Special"!
Now, I'm sorry, but we don't have any money. "Ariyoshi AKB Radio Station" has become the third episode!
Now, we're going to do it with these members, right?
Today's guests are Shimazaki, Oba, Ichikawa!
Yes, thank you for having us!
This is probably the first time we're doing it with people we barely know.
What's up with us over here?
When we did the radio show, we did it with a lot of famous people.
That's true, we did it a lot of times.
But you guys are researchers, so you don't feel like you're AKB people, do you?
But we were raised by this show.
Is that so?
Then you're like our mothers, right?
And you, Ichikawa?
Yes!
Me?
My tongue is getting worse every night.
It's gotten worse every night.
Are you doing okay?
I'm somehow surviving.
Is that so?
That's good.
Okay, let's get started!
Ariyoshi AKB radio show, start!
You can't say it at all.
Let's start with the first corner.
Free talk and eat... I'm sorry.
Free talk and eat!
It's not like that.
It's "Free talk and hold for 5 minutes" corner.
You only need 5 minutes. Please hold for 5 minutes and help us.
Thank you very much.
I'm most worried about this.
What should I say?
Do you think I'll be excited about this?
Sexual excitement?
Well, sexual excitement is more helpful.
It's normal for idols to run away.
It doesn't matter if it's an over-the-top straight fight.
Is there anything else?
Well, it's a man's gesture like this.
I'm not that excited about it.
But I'm most worried about sexual excitement when I do this.
When I take off my tie with one hand...
Or when you break your leg and loosen it...
When I loosen it, I get excited.
You're excited.
It happens a lot, but it's good, right?
It's good, but...
What are you going to do?
"What are you going to do?" "I'm going home."
What is it?
You had a lot of time.
What is it? A block?
A block?
What is a block?
I like blocks.
Is it a block in a block bay?
No, it's a block in a block bay.
Is it a block in a ballet?
It's like a Lego block.
Do you get excited when you do that?
I'm curious about this, Kojima-san.
What is it?
It's about Kojima Haruna's "beauty number one".
Congratulations.
What do you think about it?
Do you think it's true?
I've never seen it.
You've never seen it?
No.
But we'll be in the same team.
We'll be in Team B.
So you'll get to see it.
You'll get to see it.
We'll take it off.
We'll change it quickly.
You'll get to see it about five times.
What do you think about it, Kojima-san?
Do you think I'm beautiful?
When you're in the bath.
No, I didn't think about it.
I laughed.
I didn't know you were this dirty.
I'm not dirty.
I'm happy you said it like that.
Right?
What do you think about it?
Who is the most beautiful among you three?
But you said it.
But Mina was a "gravure" type.
She's big.
So she does gravure.
But I don't know if she's pretty or dirty.
Is she pretty or dirty?
Is there a secret to making you pretty?
Some people massage their cats.
They'll get tired.
You haven't gotten tired yet, right?
Ichika, can you massage her?
What is this picture?
What are you doing?
Hello.
Can you come here for a second?
What are you going to do?
Is your team gone?
It's gone.
When did it happen?
It's gone.
It was gone last month.
I see.
You were having fun, weren't you?
We were like a new team.
We graduated from the Republic of Korea and became a team.
When we heard it was going to be a rustic band, we were shocked.
What happened?
Why?
It ended in one year.
One year.
Who was the captain?
It was me.
How did you feel when you first heard about it?
I was like...
Are you serious?
I thought it was my responsibility.
I was like... "Let's go."
Don't say that!
It hasn't been a year yet.
Don't say that!
We're finally back this year.
We're finally going back.
But...
It's gone.
You're all in the same team, right?
Kojima-san too, right?
Who's the captain?
It's me.
It's Umi-chan!
It's Umi-chan, right?
That's right.
She called me "captain".
I'm only with you, Umi-chan.
I see, Umi-chan.
So you're doing it under Umi-chan?
That's right.
Then call me "Umi-san".
I'll do my best.
I see.
How about this one?
Haruka Shimazaki.
You always have the same expression.
It hasn't changed at all.
Oh, you're right!
It's the same.
It's the same, not at all.
Oh, you're right!
It hasn't changed at all.
You only have one expression in your head, right?
It's cute, but it's the same.
It's a little down-to-earth, up-to-earth expression, right?
It's not like I'm laughing a lot.
Right?
You like this expression, right?
I'm doing it because I like it.
You're doing it, right?
Show me your terrible expression.
First, you're happy.
I'm happy.
You're happy?
You're happy, right?
How is it?
Are you angry?
Are you sad?
What?
Is it like that?
It's really fun.
It's fun, isn't it?
Can you do it with me?
Can you do it?
You're angry, right?
You're happy.
You're angry.
You're happy.
You're sad.
You're very happy.
The acting of sadness from anger is too strong.
It's right in front of you.
Is it okay to act like that?
"Are you okay?" "If you're okay, I'll do it, but hard."
Yes.
The next one is "The truth of rumors."
Yes, this corner is to check the rumors that are circulating on the Internet directly against the person himself.
Now, there are various rumors, but let's start with these rumors.
Kojima Haruna's rumors written on a certain site.
Kojima's boobs are fake.
She was chosen as "bobbed hair No. 1" in a magazine meeting, but it's not bobbed hair, it's a false "fake boobs."
The shape of her breasts when she lies down is unnatural.
"She suddenly got bigger." "That growth rate is strange."
D-cup or F-cup heated debate among fans.
Yes, it's true. What is it?
But is it bigger than when you debuted?
No, but it's quite fat or thin, and the reaction is very intense.
D-cup or F-cup heated debate among fans.
Until about this year, I've been wearing a "b-cup" bra.
And it was completely different.
- So I fixed it. - To how many?
- Until now you were wearing a lot of "b-cup", right? - Yes, a lot.
The members said it's strange, so I went to the store and measured it.
- And? - The hot cola.
"A", "B", "C", "D"... "D" is called "diamond", right?
- Is it? - "F" is "fantastic".
- Did you come up with it? - Yes, I did.
"A" is "accident".
- There's a lot of "f". - "D" is "diamond", and "E" is what?
"E" is "excellent".
- What about "f"? - "f" is "fantastic".
- But "diamond" is better. - "Diamond" is...
"Diamond" is considered "best".
- So it's not fake, right? - It's not fake, it's real.
There's a rumor that it's not a "diamond cup".
Next, a rumor from Shimazaki and Haruka that they got from "akbingo".
Actually, Shimazaki gave all "akbingo" members a score.
- No doubt about it? - No doubt about it.
- By the way, you gave Ichikawa a score, right? - Yes.
- How many points did you give her? - In the beginning...
- I gave her 90 points or something like that. - That's high.
- But recently... - Yes?
- I gave her about 40 points. - That's high!
- You gave her a low score. - Was it too high? - Yes.
- As an idol, right? - As an idol, yes.
- Eh... 5 points. - 5 points?!
- It's not 1,000,000 points, right? - 5 points.
- What makes you give it 5 points? - Well...
- I'm not pure enough. - You like that, don't you?
- It's too much. 5 points, right? - 5 points.
- You're not pure enough? You've been in a sexy mood lately, haven't you? - That's right.
- But... - How old are you? - 20 years old. - 20 years old, right?
- You're in good shape. - In what?
- You guys are doing well! - We're doing well.
- That's a relief. - What about me?
- You gave me a low score. - Give me some points. - Where did you give it low points?
- As an idol. - Idol?!
- I'm doing that at a save field right now. - I know.
- Yui's score is... - Hmm...
- But overall... - Overall...
- As an idol... - Hmm...
- 2 points. - Oh, it's an overstatement!
- I'll smash you with all my strength!
- Let's see which of us can survive longer in this match!
- Alright, moving on... Overstatement! - Yes!
- As written in the Overstatement, Overstatement plans revenge against Fresh Lemon Ichikawa.
- I remember how much pain I suffered from the TV show where Ichikawa kicked me in the head and murdered me!
- Is it true?! - Well, well, it's almost true.
- You kicked you in the head?! - Even if it looks like it, you must be really stubborn, right?
That's right.
So I thought I had to fight seriously.
But in the end, idols like each other.
That's the trick of the book, right?
That's right.
If you do it again, maybe...
I want to see it again!
I want to see it!
In that case, do it seriously someday.
I want to see it!
Eh?
I want to see it seriously!
It's not fun if you don't do it seriously.
Eh?
Really?
I want to see it now.
Really?
Ready...
Ah!
Ehhhhhh!
This is bad!
What? What? What?
You don't have to give me five or something!
You don't have to!
In the end...
You're the captain.
You're the former captain.
I want you to do it for me.
It's hard, right?
Do it. Do it.
Excuse me.
It's very precious.
How is it?
How is it? Not at all.
Let me do it. Let me do it.
I'll do it.
Hello. Good morning.
With a morning call from Fresh Lemon Ichikawa, the tension is up.
I'll cheer you up.
One sheep.
And leave the tiredness of the day to Kojiharu.
You can have a good dream with the iPhone app "Kojiharu Clock".
Excuse me.
It's very precious.
How is it?
How is it? Not at all.
Let me do it. Let me do it.
I'll do it.
How is it?
What's wrong with you?
I've avenged you.
Thank you.
The next segment is "Thinking of a punishment for Kojima Haruna".
In the previous "AKB election rock-paper-scissors" competition,
Kojima Haruna betrayed the Republic of Korea staff,
took off her red dress and "nittere" underwear,
and even lost.
In this segment, "Thinking of a punishment for Kojima Haruna" will be played.
In order to renew their election record in a row,
Kojima Haruna gave away her lucky color, red dress, as an order-made gift.
AKB election rock-paper-scissors!
Kojima Haruna's love for the Republic of Korea led her to become the strongest woman in the world.
Kojima Haruna has one more win to renew their election record in a row.
In this match, which will be the best show of "AKB election rock-paper-scissors" competition,
Kojima Haruna took off her gift from the Republic of Korea.
Moreover, her opponent is Ayaka "nickname" Umeda, whom President Ariyoshi loves.
She can't lose to him.
AKB election rock-paper-scissors!
In this way, Kojima Haruna's election record in a row has been reduced.
AKB election rock-paper-scissors!
You also betrayed the Republic of Korea, didn't you?
I will give you a special punishment!
Why did you do such a thing?
I'm sorry.
You are reflecting on yourself, aren't you?
I am reflecting on myself.
You are reflecting on yourself, but don't you feel better now?
Yes.
You will receive a punishment.
Among the viewers' posts, we will pick up about three.
Are there really posts?
I really want to know. Are there posts?
No, there are not.
I don't know.
You are searching on a secret network, aren't you?
It's more than a book.
Among the three posts, we will pick up about...
Yes.
Beauty and the Beast
Tarako's Capture
Ichikawa's Zutsuki no Kei
These are the posts.
Yes.
First of all, "Beauty and the Beast" by Kojima- san.
She showed us "Beauty and the Beast" by herself.
My heart is like this.
I don't like it.
Second, Kojima-san's "Tarako's Lips with Laundry Scissors".
She will pull it as hard as she can.
I will make it thicker.
It's a severe punishment.
And this is "Ichikawa's Zutsuki no Kei".
Auntie Remembers Murder
I saw it earlier.
Please choose one.
I saw it earlier and I don't like it.
I don't like it.
It's dangerous.
I don't like it.
Tarako's Lips with Laundry Scissors
She said "Tarako's Lips with Laundry Scissors".
It must be painful.
I don't like it.
Ichikawa's Zutsuki no Kei
She chose it.
Kojima Haruna will draw her own boobs.
Let's do it.
I don't know how to draw it.
Shall I draw something I can imagine?
I will draw it.
I will make it shine.
I don't know what it is. I can't imagine it.
Kojima-san, you are trying too hard.
I haven't shown you yet. I don't want you to misunderstand.
Everyone is just imagining it.
I'm done.
I will draw Kojima-san's boobs.
It looks like this.
Who is this ugly man?
You can tell who it is just by looking at his lips.
It's Kojima-san.
My imagination of Kojima-san's boobs is like this.
But it's cute.
It's a little far away.
It looks like this.
All the researchers are like "yes, yes, yes".
Kojima-san, you drew it.
My boobs look like this.
Here you go.
It's not that big.
Kojima-san, you drew it.
My boobs look like this.
Here you go.
Wow!
It looks like this.
It's not that big!
It's quite big, isn't it?
It's a little too much.
It's like this.
It's like a combined boobs, isn't it?
I won't do it again.
Please reflect on it.
Reflect on it?
This is the ending.
This is the third time. How do you feel, Kozuna- san?
When I sit here, people who come here...
When I sit here, I feel free and I don't have to talk much.
I talk a lot, don't I? It's fun, unlike yesterday.
Today, you talked more than any other program.
Really?
Yes.
That's good.
Yes.
It's been a while since I've been on "Radio Shaker" and "Kyoaku-san".
I've always been on this side.
It's my first time and it feels fresh and it's fun.
If the program continues, please invite me again.
Really.
In the meantime, please don't rest.
Yes! It's okay!
It's okay, isn't it?
Yes.
Please come again.
Yes!
The last one is Yoko Oginome's "Dancing Hero" vocal.
The 14th generation will sing it. Please.
"I love you" you say, but you won't give me that
Candlelight is a wonderful night
Even if it's only for tonight, Cinderella boy, do you wanna dance tonight?
Take my romance away, do you wanna hold me tight?
Cinderella boy, who's a little crazy, do you wanna hold me tight?