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Tonight's show is also on. It's ARIUSHI AKB KYOKUKU!
Yay!
ARIUSHI-san!
From now on, I'm going all out!
Is that so?
Yes! I've been waiting for you!
Yay, yay, yay!
You do it, don't you?
Yes, I do. How was it? You had two months off.
You won the "Beautiful Boobs Contest" at Auan, didn't you?
When I saw you there, I thought, "Oh, Kojima-san, you have beautiful boobs."
This is our first meeting in earnest.
But in the past two months, I've noticed something missing in "KYOKUKU."
Oh, you have?
What do you think it is?
My motivation.
You don't know!
You don't know either!
ARIUSHI, you don't know anything!
What is it?
What's missing in "KYOKUKU" is...
Kappa! Kappa!
Kappa?!
No, "KYOKUKU" needs a second generation of Kappa!
Don't you think so, Ms. Shimazaki Ichikawa?
Yes!
In the past, "KYOKUKU" had Kappa.
The first generation of Kappa, Rina Izuta.
She saved "KYOKUKU" from a desperate crisis with a plate on her head.
You guys! Steal Kappa's plate!
Steal it! Steal it!
She turned a part of her body into a curry plate and satisfied her hunger.
However...
Don't come out again!
And nobody likes Kappa's personality.
Unchanging love.
Sadly, Izuta didn't realize her love and graduated from Kappa.
Today, we've invited fresh Kappa members to our studio for the first time on TV!
Let's give it up for these funky researchers!
Thank you, thank you.
You look energetic.
Everyone! Do you want to be Kappa?
Yes!
I joined AKB in order to become Kappa!
Me too! Me too!
Wait a minute!
I joined AKB in order to become Kappa too!
I want to be one too.
But! If you grow up and become a 14th generation researcher, we'll give you flowers!
If you say so...
It can't be helped!
Let's go, researchers!
Do you want to be the second generation Kappa?
Yes!
Do you want to put plates on your heads?
Yes!
Do you want to pick up silica balls?
Yes!
As usual.
Tonight, the 14th generation researchers who made their first appearance on TV will fight for their lives to prove that they are the second generation Kappa!
"AKB Alliance Cup" in Paris!
14th Generation Kappa Deciding Match!
From now on, you will decide who is the most suitable person for Kappa.
Well, we have prepared their information for you.
Yes!
Well, first of all, Okada-chan.
Yes!
Shall we start?
Please do!
Whenever and wherever, I will do my best!
I am Nana Okada, a 14th Generation Researcher who wants to be your number one!
Nice to meet you!
Nana is energetic, isn't she?
She is energetic and well-built.
She is well-built.
Can you sing soprano and tenor alternately?
My range is relatively wide.
I can sing both low and high notes.
Can you show me?
Of course! Please do!
Please do!
Music, start!
She is good!
Looking at the clouds
"It's like us, isn't it?" you whisper
Dreaming of a great future
Collecting love in my pocket
"Shall we go as far as we can?" you whisper
Spreading an invisible map
Being blown by the wind and disappearing
Dreaming of a great future
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your performance.
It was like watching a crazy amateur game.
It was really good.
Your singing was good and you looked like two monkeys.
Really?
It might have been better than you thought.
Yes!
Yes, I understand. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on to Kojima-chan.
Yes, please.
Yes, I'm Kojima Mako, AKB and Kojima is my third person.
I'll make you all smile!
I'm Kojima Mako, 14 years old and I'm good at smiling and I'm good at everything.
Nice to meet you.
You're finally Kojima's third person.
Yes, Kojima-san.
Do you have any special skills?
Special skills...
I can win Kojima Haruna-san with my freshness.
You're fast!
That's true, but...
Should we have a match?
If you have something...
Then...
A freshness...
Smile match!
I see!
A smile is important!
Then...
Fresh Kojima, will you show us your smile?
Yes!
I won't lose...
To Kojima Haruna-san!
Ah, how cute!
Then, old Kojima-san...
Stop it! What's that?
Your acting is getting slower and slower...
Can I decide who wins?
Please!
Fresh Kojima!
Stop it!
Thank you very much!
You're the third official Kojima-san, right?
That's right!
Congratulations!
Next, Moeda-chan!
Yes!
I'm going to dye everyone's hearts in light blue!
I'm Moeda, a third-year 14th grade research student!
Nice to meet you!
You're in third place, right?
Yes!
But you're still in first place, right?
Yes!
Do you have any special skills?
I can imitate a frog!
Oh, you can imitate a frog!
Can you show us?
Yes!
Please!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Okay, you can go back.
Please go back.
Thank you very much!
Next, Nishinon-chan.
Nishinon-chan, the youngest member of AKB.
Please introduce yourself.
North, South, East, the other way around is...
NISHINON!
I want to be your princess in the future.
I'm Nishinon Miki, a first year middle school student.
Nice to meet you.
Do you have any special skills?
I can drink milk fast.
Oh, really?
I'll never lose.
Don't overdo it.
Can you show me?
This way, too.
Shimazaki.
You can do it!
Are you okay?
Did you just say "seriously"?
Here we go.
Ready...
Start!
You're fast.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
I spilled it. I'm sorry.
You spilled it, but you didn't drink it at all!
Go back.
You're pretty fast.
You did your best.
She's confused by the milk.
Next.
Next, Hashimoto-chan.
Hashimoto-chan.
Yes, please.
Yes, I'm Hashimoto Hikari, a 14th grader who wants to shine for you with a smile and energy all the time.
Nice to meet you.
Yes, please.
Nice to meet you.
You're energetic and that's good.
Yes.
Are you good at writing poems?
Yes.
It's quite difficult.
For example, can I do it with Ariyoshi?
I'm Ariyoshi-san.
Ariyoshi-san.
Yes.
Even though I'm smart.
Yes.
If you look closely...
I'm not honest.
Ariyoshi-san, if you look closely even though you're smart, you're not honest.
Can you do it with "haruna"?
Yes.
"Haruna"...
"Happa mitai ni"...
"Happa mitai ni ru"...
"Runrun de"...
"Runrun de na"...
"Natsukashii".
"Happa mitai ni runrun de natsukashii"...
That's not so bad!
Thank you!
Maybe I'm supposed to use the from here again.
Be careful.
Now, last one.
Uchiyama-chan, let's go.
Yes.
Please.
Nice to meet you.
You always smile.
You smile again today.
I love you.
I'm Natsuki Uchiyama, a 14th grade researcher who wants to make people happy.
Nice to meet you.
Nishino's milk preparation is over.
No, I mean milk processing is over.
So, Uchiyama...
What is it?
Do you like "shamoji"?
I brought "maishamoji".
Can I show you?
Can I?
What is "maishamoji"?
It's "shamoji".
You can't take food from your mother's house.
"Maishamoji", right?
If you want to put "shamoji" in your mouth...
Well, well...
It's not bad.
Thank you very much.
I see. I understand.
Thank you very much.
By the way,
in order for you to know more and more,
we would like you to promote yourself.
Self-promotion with love!
From now on, you will promote yourself with love!
Kojima-san, please get ready for the song.
Kojima-san's song?!
She wrote it herself.
I want to be a kappa. I will put my feelings together.
Please listen to "Ah! Mujou"!
Kojima-san is a better woman than you!
Thank you!
Love is forbidden and I can't do it!
Kojima-san is heavier than you!
Kojima-san has less breasts than you!
Of course!
I'm Demis Kimajirou in place of Ashiko!
Kojima-san is a better woman than you!
Give me money!
Kojima-san is heavier than you!
Give me more money!
Kojima-san is prettier than you!
Kojima-san is a better woman than you!
I'm Rumba!
Kojima-san is heavier than you!
I'm Ichikoro with a sexy beam!
Kojima-san is a better woman than you!
Please step back!
Fresh Lemon Ichikawa's kiss face starts now!
I love it!
Good morning!
The very popular Kojiharu clock has an alarm function for Kojiharu's whispers!
If you keep touching the screen, it will give you sweet whispers!
I love it!
The second test is acting skills!
Acting skills are essential for kappa!
If your acting skills are recognized here, you are a kappa!
Not only kappa, but also lead roles in musicals and dramas.
Right now, Kojima-san is working in musicals.
It's all thanks to Kyowa-kun.
Also, Parle is doing two lead roles.
That's right! Of course, it's all thanks to Kyowa- kun.
That's right.
I see.
With that said, let's get right into it!
Viewers of "Junki", please hand me your "mine cucumber".
Do you have one?
Do you have a cucumber with "sha" in it?
I'd like to see it.
Right now, I'd like you all to "nono" your "mine cucumber".
Wait a minute!
Are you telling me to "nono" my favorite cucumber?
But we've been living together!
That's impossible!
I can't do it!
What are you guys talking about?!
In this world, there are times when you have to do it!
It's not like you're doing it because you want to!
Right, Ariyoshi-san?
It's my job!
Kojima-san, you're not showing off your underwear because you like it!
Right, Kojima-san?
Yes!
Did you guys understand?!
Yes!
Before we start judging,
there's also a lead role for a magician.
There is?!
Why? Am I doing it?
It was a lead role!
Really?!
I'll show you what I can do.
Are you ready, Cucumber?
Yes.
Please, Cucumber.
You...
Even though you're a cucumber...
You're making fun of me, aren't you?!
Hey, Cucumber...
Don't you dare...
Look down on me!
This is the power of supporting actors.
I see.
Did you see that, everyone?
Yes.
This is the ability of a supporting actor in Japan.
You're saying it like you're a big actress!
Now, I'd like you to report me in order.
All 14th graders, do your best not to lose to Paruru!
Yes!
First of all, let's start with Okabe-chan.
Yes!
Then, I'd like to start.
Yes!
Hey, Kiuri.
Hey!
Are you listening to me?!
Don't get carried away just because you're a vegetable!
Ask your mom and season it with salt and eat it!
Thank you very much!
Then, let's move on to Kojima-chan.
Yes!
Hey, you!
If you put it in vinegar and eat it with wakame, you'll eat it up!
It's perfect as a snack!
Hey, wait for me in the refrigerator at 5 a.m. tomorrow.
Thank you very much!
Could you say something funny for us?
I love flowers.
Next, Mayana-chan!
Please!
You!
Listen carefully!
Where are you going?!
Don't bend!
Thank you very much!
You were tall and standing like Yusaku Matsuda.
It was good.
Unexpectedly.
Next, Nishino-chan!
Please!
Hey!
What is this mess?
What is this?
Don't make a mess!
Thank you very much!
Next, Hashimoto-san!
Hey, you!
Don't sink in the Tokyo Bay!
Hey!
Don't sink in salt water!
Thank you very much!
Lastly, Oshiyama-chan!
Please!
Hey!
What are you doing in green?
Are you really green inside?
Show me!
Hey!
It's white!
Thank you very much!
The last one was like a fake commercial.
It sounded good, too.
"Isn't it white?" and that's it.
How about you, Kojima-san?
Yes, I was moved that we could do so many things in such a short distance.
Yes, I was moved, too.
The third test is physical strength, silica ball wrestling.
The first one to steal the silica ball from each other's butts wins.
It's a battle of wills.
I want to be the second generation kappa and eat cucumbers.
Those thoughts set fire to their fighting instincts and a new heroine was born.
Remaining!
Go!
Fierce!
Fast!
Like a legendary fraudster.
And the final battle was between "fresh" Kojima and "legendary" fraudster Hashimoto.
Remaining!
Go!
Fast!
"Wonderful" "It's a habit" "That's right!" "And so, the winner is..."
Thank you for waiting! After the commercial, the second generation of kappa will be born!
Kappa coronation ceremony!
Speaking of kappa, it's the head of an osara.
So, we will decide who is worthy of wearing an osara.
I see.
Up until now, judging had no meaning at all.
There is only one string connected to an osara.
Only those who drop an osara and pull it over their heads are recognized as kappa.
Who will go first?
Mayura-chan!
Please say your favorite number.
Go ahead!
Number 5!
It looks like it will end.
Here I go!
Please keep your mouth shut. It's dangerous.
Here I go!
Too bad!
The only way is...
You wanted to be a kappa, didn't you?
Yes, I wanted to be a kappa.
Now, next is...
Uchiyama-chan!
Yes!
Here you go, Uchiyama!
Now, what number?
Number 3, please!
Number 3!
Here I go!
Will she be a kappa?
The winner of the second Kappa is Ms. Uchiyama!
Ms. Ariyoshi will give you a plate of Kappa.
Congratulations!
Ms. Uchiyama Natsuki, 17 years old, won the second Kappa.
From now on, you are Kappa.
Excuse me!
Ms. Uchiyama, congratulations!
Excuse me!
Ms. Uchiyama, congratulations!
I'll take a silico ball!
Ms. Uchiyama, how do you feel now?
I'll take a silico ball!
Ms. Uchiyama, congratulations!
I'll take a silico ball!