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A new work is released every week! Ariyoshi AKB! Amei is a pig!
That's why we're giving away Ribbon-with-Powdered- Ribbon Pieces produced by Rie!
Suddenly appearing from Nagoya...
Tonight has started again! Ariyoshi S.K.A. Church!
The one and only master is not Manzara...
The Church was taken over and a new program "Ariyoshi S.K.A. Church" will be launched!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Hey, Ariyoshi!
Hey!
After all, there is a tough woman next to me.
Hey! Hey!
Because, you know, Ariyoshi has to be a little tight next to me!
A team that will never give up.
Tough woman, move over there!
It's OK if you say that much.
Then let's make this show a competition.
An undeniable battle.
Us?
Five of us?
Team ATB!
In order to protect the Kammuri program, the barrier of battle was cut and dropped.
The first round is a battle where physical strength and teamwork are asked for.
"Shake your butt and go all out" relay.
Wearing a zinc brief, shake your butt violently.
What will happen?
Four hundred and seventy-one.
The first round is SKE's victory.
The next is a sexy battle.
"Shachiko" "Jelly" "Meow" "Meow" "Band" "Ange" "Gally"
Correct!
In the second round, AKB won and took the tiebreaker.
Their abilities are exactly the same.
AKB PRINCESS SKE, tonight's final battle!
The next battle is "Norozumon"
"Norozumon" "Norozumon"
Each team will battle "Noro" and "Sumon" one by one in order.
The first team to defeat "Noro" wins.
Kojima-san, you look like Okamoto Natsuki.
Now, let's welcome "Noro" and "Kayo" from the Republic of Korea.
"Noro" and "Kayo" from the Republic of Korea
A strong impact.
The first team to defeat "Noro" and "Kayo" wins.
Norozumon
Rock-paper-scissors to decide who goes first.
Now, let's go.
Look at each other.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I'm scared.
Rock-paper-scissors.
"Noro" wins.
The difference in power is unprecedented.
Next, Kojima Haruna from AKB will appear.
Now, it's "Noro" and "Kayo"'s turn.
Look at each other. Rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
"Noro" wins.
She has overwhelming strength. She is a giant of the Republic of China.
For her, sumo is...
In elementary school, she joined "one pack sumo" with boys.
And she made her idol debut as a secondary school student of akb48 with pride as a wrestler.
Even though she is an idol, she was sometimes called "a wrestler of Hawaii".
But for her, it's a compliment.
Because...
Sumo is a way of life and a support of heart.
Hey! Hey! A kawaii girl came in!
Wow! A kawaii girl of Yokozuna came in!
Akebono Taro of idol world, "Noro" may be her hometown.
SKE annihilated!
A terrible Yokozuna!
Not a single sweat!
Ten people's efforts are finally the last!
Now, let's go! Let's go to Minegishi!
nombre!
Well! Mincha, you got this!
We found them! We found them!
Please!
Minegishi, you look happy!
Yes!
You'll meet again when you meet again!
Ready, go!
Wow!
costs 50 yen!
Wow! Great!
Wows! Awesome!
Wows! Wooow!
Whoa! A kawaii girl came in!
A kawaii girl of Noro has come in!
A kawaii girl has come in!
Yes! Noro's team!
Noro's team wins!
This is too strong, so we'll use a special rule and have everyone attack Noro's team!
The team that gets Noro's turn wins!
Ready, start!
This is terrible!
Noro's team is embarrassed!
Who are you attacking?
It's dangerous if you don't attack at all!
It's dangerous!
It's dangerous! It's about time!
Who will attack first?
Who is it?!
Someone, worry about me!
Worry about me!
They're taking a lot, so A kawaii girl wins!
Is there such a miserable thing?
Don't leave me!
Is your miserable job over?
It's over! Thank you very much!
So, it's a win!
Here's the final match!
The final match is rubber patch tug-of-war!
Each team's representative will be given a pair of rubber chopsticks and tug-of-war.
The one who speaks first is the loser.
The team that wins this match will be the winner of the special match.
From next week, you will be playing the main role.
Oh, that's right. Huh?
Huh? We won twice in a row, didn't we?
Huh?
Well, this is a variety show.
Now, please. Who is the representative?
But this is where we have the most momentum right now.
It's fresh, isn't it?
It's young, isn't it?
It's Kojima-san.
Fresh.
"It means 'fresh Kojima'," right?"
Now, what about SKE?
He has a strong mouth.
But there is one famous person.
I see.
And there is also a member who seems to like pain.
Who is it?
One, two...
I like pain.
You like pain, don't you?
Yes.
But please don't talk about it.
The final showdown will be decided by the representatives of both teams.
Whoever wins will host the show next week.
It's that easy?
Now, let's begin.
Ready...
Start!
Now, pull.
If you talk, you lose.
Scary!
Now, scary.
Will it go down a little more?
Now, which one?
Now, now.
It's a pretty good match.
Now, which one?
Eno-san, do your best!
Now...
Ah!
Dangerous!
Pull!
Minegishi is pulling.
This is the distance of Degawa-class!
It has become the distance of Degawa-dacho- class!
This is bad!
It's over!
The winner of 'Gojira, Hanae Ujita' is...
F.K.O.T.A.
You idiot!
Next time, you'll be in trouble!
That's right!
Team F.K.O.T.A. has won!
From next week...
Ariyoshi will be born in F.K.O.T.A. Republic!
Ariyoshi-san!
Yes?
Please wait a moment!
W-what is it?
It's true that we...
won the match!
But...
my love for you, Ariyoshi-san...
is completely defeated!
Completely defeated!
Right?
Yeah!
That's why...
please continue your fear of Ariyoshi-san!
Please!
Gojira-san!
Cheer up!
Everyone in F.K.O.T.A.!
Are you really okay?!
F.K.O.T.A.!
F.K.O.T.A.
Thank you!
With that said,
next week we'll be presenting the H.K.T. Republic of Ariyoshi!
Goodbye!
- This year, we have another rock-paper-scissors tournament. - Yes, we do.
- How do you feel about it? - We've been winning for two years in a row.
- That's right. - So we definitely want to win again this year.
- That's right. We want to win, but it's up to you, Kojima-san.
- I'm a little worried. - That's right.
- I've prepared a great strategy for you. - Oh, really?
- Yes. - Thank you very much.
- For now, please watch the VTR. - Yes!
In that battle, many friends lost their lives during the battle of punishment.
And...
Kojima Haruna was the only one left.
Thirty-eight!
The number of participants is the lowest in the past - eighty-five!
This time, Kojima can't participate in the selection unless he wins three times.
Moreover, his opponent is a strong opponent - Zoroi!
In the first round, he is the golf chief of the Republic of Japan - Yamauchi Suzuran!
And in the second round, he won the preliminary round of the LMB.
With the name of "the crasher of Naniwa", Kotani is waiting for him!
Is this a prank of fate?
The last battle will be between President Ariyoshi and his beloved wife - Umeda of Japan!
I will never forget those days when I could only watch them having fun.
This resentment...
Should I let it go?
Even in the general election, his opponent won the election and is in a good mood!
With experience of being selected twice in a row in rock-paper-scissors tournaments...
What's up with you?!
His opponent is...
Kojima's "lactam" is red.
But this time, thanks to his fortune-telling,
LAMMES, which led Kojima to victory in the past two tournaments, has returned to his motherland Nepal!
He is in critical condition!
What are you going to do?!
There is only one hope left!
Kojima's fate is entrusted to another savior!
Haruna-chan, leave it to me this time!
It's perfect!
Sexy electrician, Okazaki Jiki Electrician, Sexy Jean Can!
Energy!
Kojima not only fortune-telling, but also using this to get into the election!
This time, I don't want Haruna-chan to get into the election.
I want her to be absolutely excellent!
Yes!
So...
Ultimate...
Sexy Jean Can!
I'm going to show you this!
Even that Angelina Jolie couldn't get this ultimate skill!
If you master this, you will definitely get into the AKB Center!
The ultimate skill number one is...
Sexy...
Menchi-giri!
Jean Can is not about luck!
When you put your fists together and face your opponent!
If you attract your opponent with your sexy eyes, you will definitely win!
Furthermore...
On the last day of the tournament...
Sexy!
If you don't show your sexiness, you won't be able to turn the venue into your opponent's.
However, if you learn it, you will definitely be able to monopolize the venue!
Haruna-chan!
Sensei...
Are you ready?
After this, the ultimate strategy will be revealed!
Okazaki-sensei, go ahead!
Go ahead!
Haruna-chan!
Nice to meet you!
It's been a while!
Behind me is...
Teapot Tower!
It's been a while!
This time, Haruna-chan will show you the ultimate strategy of "the best sexy rock-paper-scissors"!
Oh, that's great!
First of all...
Sexy...
Rock-paper-scissors...
I will teach you this!
Thank you very much!
Haruna-chan, please give us the music!
The music is amazing!
First of all...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Then...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Lastly...
Wink!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I won!
What is this?
It's like this!
Um...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Lastly...
Wink!
That's right! You're good at it, Haruna-chan!
- Thank you! - You guys are good friends!
- Then, Anoshi President! - Yes?
- Would you like to try it in real combat? - Oh, shall we try it?
- Yes, yes, I see! - Let's do it!
- Alright, let's do it, then! - Please do! - Yes!
- Alright, let's do it! - Yes!
- Otton! - Yes? - Please do it!
Rock, paper, scissors!
- YES!!
- You won! - It works; it works.
- Can we go now?
- No. - Still, right?
- I want to show you one more thing.
- This time...
Karuna-chan, I have a question for you.
What is important to you?
What is important to me is...
this nyan-nyan!
You idiot!
Huh? What is it?
You!
Why do you show so easily what is important to girls?!
Since when did you become such a cheap girl?!
I like panties because I can show it off!
It doesn't look sexy even if you show it off!
Right, President?
That's right! That's the best!
Please show me your sexual charisma!
Got it!
Then, let's do it!
Yes!
But from now on...
it will be a little too stimulating for men...
Oh, is that so?
So will you leave the room, President?
Hey, I'm lucky!
So fast! So fast!
So fast!
This program is brought to you by MEIJI.
Then, I will teach you the final technique...
sexy nyan-nyan charisma...
but are you ready?
I can't stand it anymore!
Please teach me!
Okay! Then I will teach you!
Sexy nyan-nyan charisma!
Sexy nyan-nyan charisma?
Then, let's do it!
From the top!
Everyone in the venue!
Just a little!
Sexy!
Don't look!
That's wonderful!
Even your regular show's choreography is included in this, so it's a one-shot-two-kills!
Even "bong"!
Viville-san will be happy, too!
Then, let's do it!
Everyone in the venue!
Just a little!
Sexy!
Don't look!
That's wonderful!
Everyone in the venue is looking forward to it!
Thank you, sensei!
Then, let's get on the show and do "sexy sandwich"!
What's wrong?
Watanabe-mayu whispers in her head.
And...
Mitsumine Kaoru shows off her special look.
Who is it?
She has a lot of tricks up her sleeve on her iPhone app "kojiharu dokei".
Three sheep.
Well, then...
I hope...
I hope you can win!
Sexy sandwich!
Sexy!
I'm sure you'll win this year, Hana-chan!
Yeah!
If you win, do you want to go to an onsen together?
Yeah!
A...
K...
B...
Kensei!
That's not it!
So today, we're going to make a dress that you can wear in a rock-paper-scissors tournament!
Well then, let's go!
Special project for rock-paper-scissors tournament!
Making an original dress!
Kojima will be led to the center by Yukiko Nishimura.
She's a designer for wedding dress brand "r" Yukiko.
She's designed a red dress, which is Kojima's lucky color, for her charisma, which has produced many celebrities so far.
Wow, it's cute!
I want to get married.
But "marriage" and "marriage style" are different.
Yeah, I want to get married, but I want to wear a wedding dress.
Right?
Like this!
Wow, it's cute!
To polish Kojima's sexy rock-paper-scissors, she decided to wear a mini dress with a lot of exposure!
Rock-paper-scissors goddess, come here!
My rock-paper-scissors tournament is sponsored by Meiji.