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Ariyoshi SKE Chess Club!
I'm your new first lady, SKE's Kasumi and Matsui Luna!
Nice to meet you!
We're SKE and this is our new show.
How is it, President?
It's good and fresh!
Fresh!
Thank you.
Let's make it fresher and fresher.
Let's aim for gold!
Let's do it!
We have SKE members from Nagoya.
Thank you for coming!
Please introduce yourselves.
Go ahead!
Hi! I'm Chirio!
Birdwatching!
I'm Yokane and I play Chiriko!
Yay!
I'm Kinchan!
I'm 17 years old and I'm from Saitama.
Yay!
I may look like a child but I'm 19 years old.
I'm Shurinko and I play Ogiso.
Yay!
Ogiso!
Hi!
I'm Yuki!
I'm Akarin!
Let's say it together!
Akarin!
Thank you!
I'm Akarin and I play Akari!
Yay!
That's great!
It's fun!
Thank you for coming all the way from Nagano!
Thank you!
After all, it's our show!
That's right!
We're happy!
Then, please tell us about today's project!
Yes! Today's project is this!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Hey, Ariyoshi!
Hey!
Don't smile like you're casting a spell!
And what's with these girls with thin arms?
What?
Wait a minute!
What's with that skinny woman next to you?
Hey! Hey!
Wait a minute!
Ariyoshi is a little chubby next to you!
So, skinny woman! Move over there!
Um...
You don't have to go that far!
If you say so!
Then let's bet on this show and compete!
That's right!
So, if AKB wins, we'll start this show!
But, if we win,
from October, we'll continue this show as Ariyoshi SK Association!
What do you think about this?
Let's do it!
AKB members! Gather around!
Thank you for waiting!
All of us? All five of us?
Team AKB!
I see...
Then, all of us together!
Team SKE!
So, this is the battle between AKB and SKE!
There's a battle you can't lose!
Even if you're in the same group!
AKB48 VS SKE48
This program is brought to you by MEIJI.
Good morning!
The Kojiharu watch is newly released on the iPhone app!
When you touch the screen, Kojiharu changes!
I'm confident in my hair.
And a delusional kiss by Watanabe Mayu!
Have a good day!
A special skill that changes in an instant is also a must!
With a gentle feeling!
AKB VS SKE special match!
Now, both teams will be competing against each other on regular programs from October.
SKE, how is it?
Since we came all the way from Nagoya, we don't have any regular programs in Kanto right now.
I want to do my best.
You want to do your best.
I want to cheer for you!
Now, let's move on to the first match.
The first match is...
Back swing full-step relay!
In this match, you will wear full-step red underwear in a relay format and swing your waist.
You will switch in one minute and 30 seconds.
All five of you will finish and the team with the most numbers will win.
Are you stupid?
What is this?
If you wear this and swing your butt...
Do we have to wear this?
You have one minute and 30 seconds.
Quickly take off your underwear briefs and swing your butt violently!
We'll start when you take it off.
Ready...
Start!
Nice, nice!
Now, 10 seconds left!
5...4...3...2...1...Change!
5 seconds left!
3...2...1...Change!
Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Oh no! I'm covered in mud!
I'm covered in mud!
I'm covered in mud! Oh no!
Watanabe, you're late!
I'm not late!
Now, 15 seconds left!
Sometimes, Watanabe brings something loose.
5...4...3...2...1...Change!
Hurry up!
Time is running out, but hang in there!
Oh, you're both fast!
You're both fast!
Oh no!
Let's make it 15 seconds!
Now it's the captain's turn!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Stop! Change!
Now it's the captain's turn!
No, captain, you're too slow!
That's good!
Now, hurry up!
I'm sorry, but please be careful!
Don't raise it too high!
10 seconds left!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Stop!
I'm embarrassed!
Time's up!
Now, what's the number?
First, Kojima from AKB! Please tell us the number!
435 times!
435!
Matsui from SKE! How many times?
471!
SKE wins!
I'm so happy!
You dropped it a few times!
Maya-chan, do it properly!
Maya-chan!
Everyone does it like this, but sometimes Watabe- san does it like this.
I was wondering if it's okay.
SKE team, what a wonderful victory. How was it?
I'm tired.
I didn't think shaking my butt like that would make me tired.
That's right. I wanted you to know that.
SKE team wins!
Win-or-lose quick-fire quiz with sexy voice!
Common sense says you have to quickly and sexyly answer.
The first team to answer correctly wins.
Even if you know the answer, if you think it's not sexy enough, you'll get it wrong.
So please be careful.
Kojima-san, you're confident about this, right?
That's right. AKB is a lump of sexiness.
Even research students are sexy.
SKE, what do you think of your sexiness?
The sexy person in charge is here today.
Oh, you're the sexy person in charge?
I'm not very good at actual combat, so I'm a little worried.
What do you mean "actual combat"?
I'll do my best.
Is the captain okay?
The captain... yes, he doesn't lack in sexiness.
I'll do my best.
I think he's saving it for today.
His sexiness?
Yes.
I see. That's good.
Let's start. First question, please!
Question.
Speaking of Nagoya-style symbols, what are "gold"?
Who is it?
Oh, it's you.
Please answer with a sexy voice.
President...
Pass!
Please sit down in front of the table.
One person passed.
Next question, please.
Question.
"Cherry Blossom Boy" in English...
Please.
Who is it?
Let's go.
Takayanagi-san, please answer with a sexy voice.
"Cherry Blossom Boy" in English...
Cherry...
Too bad!
Let's go.
Let's go, Watanabe-san.
Please answer with a sexy voice.
"Cherry Blossom Boy" in English...
Cherry...
Pass!
Too bad!
You two are in the lead.
Takayanagi-san, you're still cute.
Please be sexier.
Let's go.
Question.
"Beef Bowl" with more soup...
What is it called?
Kin-chan!
Who is it?
Kin-chan!
Kaneko-san, please answer with a sexy voice.
"Cherry Blossom Boy" in English...
Pass!
Too bad!
You two are in the lead.
Kin-chan passed.
You two are in the lead.
Let's move on to the next question.
Question.
What is the world record holder of 100m track and field?
Usain...what?
Mitsumune-san.
Mitsumune-san, please answer with a sexy voice.
A barrette.
One more! One more! One more!
Matsui-san, please answer with a sexy voice.
A barrette.
Correct!
Someone was hiding it!
That's good.
Let's move on to the next question.
Question.
What is the title of this song?
Here we go.
Takaya Nagi-san, please answer.
Kojiharu
Correct!
Oh my god!
That's good. You've been challenging yourself.
Now, it's 3-2. This is bad for the AKB team.
Let's move on to the next question.
Question.
What is Kojima Haruna's nickname "Kojiharu" and what is the other one?
Here we go with Minegishi.
Please answer with a sexy voice.
Minegishi.
You've been trying too hard!
A little more! A little more! You can do it!
Who is it?
It's Suda.
Suda-san, please answer with a sexy voice.
Minegishi.
A little more! A little more! You can do it!
You can do it! You should be able to do it!
You can do it!
Now, Kojima-san!
Let's go! Kojima-san, please answer in a sexy way!
Correct!
Kojima-san is good at keeping things.
It's 3-3. Here is the question.
Question.
Which country's flag is this?
Minegishi, please answer it in a sexy way.
Bolivia.
Are you kidding me? The country is different.
The country is different.
Here is the question.
Suda, please answer it in a sexy way.
Argentina.
Correct!
Argentina is correct.
You're in trouble. You're in a pinch.
The sexy person is left behind.
You're in a pinch. Here is the next question.
Question.
What is the name of this person who was the founder of the former medieval dragons?
Mitsumune-san, please answer it in a sexy way.
Please use your full name.
Bando Eiji.
That's good, isn't it?
Correct!
Now, Minegishi and Ogiso are left.
Here is the question.
Question.
What is the species of chicken in Aichi Prefecture?
Nagoya.
Minegishi, please answer it in a sexy way.
I want to hear it a little more.
Ogiso, please answer it in a sexy way.
This way.
Let's move on to the next question.
Question.
What do you call a thin slice of ginger that you can put on sushi?
Minegis, please answer it in a sexy way.
What is it?
What?
Question.
What do you call a thin slice of ginger that you can put on sushi?
Minegis, please answer it in a sexy way.
What is it?
What?
What is it?
Garin.
Correct!
A.K.A.B. wins!
Garin! Garin!
Your face is funny even before you say the answer.
That was pretty good.
As expected of you, Kojima-san.
It's Garin's destructive power!
Garin! Garin!
SK, it's a shame.
It's a shame.
Our sexy person has a hoarse voice.
It's a shame.
Let's polish it up a little more.
Matsui-san, you did it again.
Can you do it one more time?
Matsui-san, one more time.
In a sexy way.
Go ahead.
Bolt.
A.K.A.B. wins!
The next match is Noro Sumo!
Noro Sumo!
Each team will have Noro-san and Sumo-do battle one by one.
The team that defeats Noro-san first wins!
Kojima-san, you look like Okamoto Natsuki.
Now, let's welcome the great Yokozuna of the Republic of Korea, Noro Kayozeki!
Overwhelming power!
Awesome!
Next week, the strongest woman in mankind will be on fire!
I'm crying.
I don't care how it is.
Stretch it out and throw it away.
[Music]
This program was brought to you by MAGE.