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Good evening!
I'm Asuka Kuromochi, your host.
I'd like you to guess the four races that will be held from now on.
Yes!
And as you answer correctly, we'll give you a hot spring vacation!
"AKB Whatever It Is" derby!
Tonight's race is...
Four beautiful girls who are famous for being too beautiful will gather and challenge four races!
Let's start with the first race!
"50m Swing Stakes" is too beautiful!
Who are the members?
Four beautiful girls will appear after the commercial!
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"AKB Whatever It Is" derby!
The first race is...
"50m Swing Stakes" is too beautiful!
Four beautiful girls will do their best!
Who will win?
Contestants, please come in!
Let me introduce you to the beautiful girls who will participate in the race!
Let's start with the first race!
"Ohori Yurie"!
This beautiful woman is beautiful from head to toe!
Actually...
She is 25 years old and earns 200 million yen a year!
She is too beautiful!
In addition...
She has written a book about her work ethics as a manager!
She is the most beautiful woman!
By the way, she was in the basketball club when she was a student!
What is her ability?
Next, No. 2, Kuru Asami!
She is in charge of mental care for first-class athletes such as Kawasaki Munenori, who is active in the big leagues.
She is a beautiful mental trainer!
I'd like to care for this person's mental.
She has also written many books that introduce mental training methods that successfully lead top athletes and first-class managers.
Her number of movements is more than 100,000!
She is not confident in physical strength, but her mental strength is top class!
Next, No. 3 is Okazaki Nana!
Even though she is 51 years old, she is still sexy and beautiful!
In the last episode of "Too Beautiful 50 Meter Dance", she was unfortunately naked.
But this time...
I'm wearing something I don't like today.
I'm tall, white, thin and young and I hate it!
So I don't want to lose to her!
Okazaki has chosen...
No. 44, Kaoru Mitsumune!
She conducted a survey about who is the most beautiful among researchers.
The researchers who won first place all of a sudden!
Who is the most beautiful among researchers?
Please guess the order of arrival from No. 1 to No. 4.
Kurusan is late, isn't she?
Let's say Kurusan is No. 4.
Kurusan is No. 4.
She is a mental trainer.
Who is No. 1?
Mitsumune?
Maybe Mitsumune?
She doesn't seem to be shy.
That's right.
She doesn't seem to be shy.
No. 1 is Mitsumune.
It depends on the president.
That's right.
It depends on the president's condition.
The day before...
If she drank the day before, she would be a little late.
That's right.
But she is determined to become president.
That's right.
She is determined.
Then No. 2 is Yurie.
No. 2 is Yurie and No. 7 is Kurusan.
No. 1 is Mitsumune.
No. 2 is Yurie.
And No. 3 is No. 7.
And No. 4 is Kurusan.
What is this?
Can I say it?
Yes, you can say it.
Now, the four beauties have reached the starting line.
Their hands are sweaty.
Who will win?
On your marks...
Get set...
Go, Mizumina!
You're fast!
The four beauties race against each other.
The winner is the beautiful president, Ohori!
Researcher Mitsumune is in second place.
Arafifu Okazaki is in third place.
The four beauties have reached the starting line.
Too bad you didn't win your stay.
What are you doing, Mitsumune?
Too bad, Mitsumune.
That's not what you told me!
Let's get back on track and move on to the second race.
With manners in mind, I'm going to eat a super sexy bento.
If you don't eat beautifully, you're not a real beauty.
So, the four beauties have to compete in how they eat.
But...
This is a complete lie!
With manners in mind, they carefully open the lid.
And there...
Instead of a bento, there's a giant snake!
Yes, in this race...
They will compete in how they scream when they see a snake.
Who will scream beautifully and loudly?
Everyone, please predict!
Please predict one person for this race.
Who is it?
Size?
According to Ms. Okazaki, the voice at night is quite loud.
Stop it in front of the researchers!
It's important information!
Nana-chan?
I want to see it.
That's right!
I want to see it.
Nana-chan, do you want to do it?
Yes!
Who has the biggest beauty when they scream?
Please pay attention to their reactions when they see a giant snake!
It's long and fun.
I'm happy!
I'm looking forward to it!
Such feelings are expressed in this visual of the whole body.
Is that scream also sexy?
When that reaction is over...
It's like a treasure.
It's close!
Slowly...
That's good, Ms. Okazaki!
Look at yourself.
Nana-chan, do you want to do it?
It's big!
A sexy scream echoed all over the room.
The record is...
Please look forward to it until the end!
Thank you!
It's really fun!
I was doing it seriously!
Next up, episode 2, "mental trainer", Asami Kuru.
Asami-san, are you okay?
Carefully and slowly remove the lid of the container.
Asami-chan! Asami-chan!
Asami-chan, you surprised me!
Asami-chan, who used to be a calm and calm mental trainer, has been left behind.
She didn't lose to Okazaki and screamed quite loudly, but will she break the record?
Episode 3, episode 3 is about a beautiful researcher, Kaoru Mitsumune.
Will she be able to show AKB's determination and scream loudly?
Thank you for the food!
Excuse me!
It's big!
It feels like it's big!
It's big!
This is AKB's ability!
It looks like we can expect a high record here, too!
I'm surprised!
I'm really surprised!
Thank you for the food!
Thank you!
And last up is the beautiful CEO, Ohori, who was first place in the 50-meter race earlier.
Will she be able to scream?
I'll open the lid!
I was surprised!
She's cute!
Yurei-chan is cute!
And so, the most loudly screamed beautiful woman is...
Please!
Mana-chan!
Arapip Okazaki-nada!
The following rankings are as follows...
Yay!
Each of you were pretty good.
Azami-chan was cute too.
I like how you're taking it out on me.
I don't like it when people who say "mental" take it out on me.
The third race is "Beautiful Tears From Beautiful Ladies".
Who will shed the most tears in 30 minutes?
Please guess who will shed the most tears in 30 minutes.
I'll read my parents' emails and look at my childhood photos.
The president is too beautiful.
Her memories with her family.
She even shed tears looking at her loved ones' photos.
When I'm writing a manuscript or something like that...
I tend to shed a lot of tears while I'm writing it.
The mental trainer who is too beautiful...
will make you feel better with a manuscript full of her feelings...
or a DVD that will move you.
I thought that crying would make you feel sexy...
so I've prepared a poem that will make you feel sexy.
I'll hold you in my arms and kiss you.
Arapip Okazaki reads poems and feels sexy.
My tears are made of pheromone.
I'll show you my pheromone-filled tears.
Thank you.
The beautiful researcher Mitsumune who was provoked by Okazaki...
will shed tears listening to her favorite music.
Today, I'd like to show you...
a fruit that's young and full of weight.
Aren't your tears made of pee?
You don't need this sudden rival story, do you? It's unrealistic.
Huh? It's like... I smell like my mom.
This is bad.
Now, please guess which one we'll wear in this race.
You can't wear this, right, Nana-chan?
It doesn't look like it, does it, Nana-chan?
Are you kidding me, Nana-chan?
It's acting, so I want to expect three of you to do it.
That's right.
But even a little thing can make you cry.
That's right.
Are you confident in your acting, Tazuma?
I cry easily, too.
That's what I'm aiming for.
The studio is filled with three researchers.
How will it turn out?
Start!
Now, get ready.
A beautiful start, side-by-side.
Oh, here Mizumune and Okazaki stand in line to concentrate.
A strategy to enter a world of their own.
I cherished you as my own.
Isn't it okay for me to exist like this?
While each of them is trying to shed tears in their own way...
The first one to shed tears is the beautiful president, Ohori.
Thinking of her old love, tears start to fall.
And as Ohori continued to cry...
Ah!
Mitsumune...
The beautiful researcher, Mitsumune Kaoru!
As expected of Mitsumune, who appeared in "Rendora" as well!
Tears keep flowing out of her eyes!
Furthermore, the beautiful mental trainer, Kurumo!
After watching a DVD of an astrologer called "Absolutely Crying", tears began to flow!
And Okazaki, who was reading a poem and trying to cheer up...
...became the richest person in the world.
Was Mitsumune's loud cry making you feel down?
Listening to music with your earphones and making your emotions rise...
What's wrong with your blood?
On the other hand, Mitsumune...
...cried her eyes out and raised her voice!
As she watched, tears filled her eyes with foundation!
Beautiful tears flowing from a beautiful woman...
The one who cried the most was...
30 minutes of the time limit finally passed!
I need it!
Are you okay?
Please take it!
Doesn't it feel good?
Go back! Go back!
First of all, let's start with the beautiful president, Ohori!
Her record is 5 milliliters!
The beautiful mental trainer, Kuruga!
2 milliliters!
And Mitsumune, who has a lot of experience...
...is able to pull them apart!
35 milliliters!
It's hot!
The impact was too strong.
I'm sorry.
The record of rival Okazaki is...
Not a single drop of tears flowed.
It's noisy!
The result is obvious.
The winner is...
Mitsumune-san!
Congratulations!
One more hot spring for you!
Thank you!
Mitsumune-san, you were great!
Someone should take care of him!
I'm a little worried.
Okazaki-sensei wasn't good enough.
It's because you won!
The final race is "too beautiful deposit cap".
How much money does Vision have in her wallet?
Let's see how much she has in her wallet.
Excuse me.
First of all, the woman president with 200 million yen.
Ohori Yurie!
She has two Pradas for money and coins.
I withdrew it yesterday.
How much did you withdraw?
About 150,000 yen.
Do I always have around 100,000 yen?
The money she withdrew yesterday was used for company expenses.
How much money does she have in her wallet?
Hello!
Next, mental trainer Asami Kuru.
She has a small wallet.
I don't use cash much.
I don't withdraw it.
Do you like cards?
Yes, I like cards.
Kuru is a first-class athlete and president.
She doesn't carry much cash with her.
How much does she have in her wallet?
Next, No. 3.
Nana Okazaki.
She has a wallet that even Hollywood celebrities love. It's called "du-lux".
It's not that expensive.
How much is the total amount of cash you've received so far?
Total amount of cash? I think it's about 10 million yen.
Last year, she had about 20,000 yen in her savings account.
This year, she claims that she has more than that amount in her wallet.
Lastly, No. 4.
Kaoru Mitsumune.
She has a black Vivienne Westwood wallet.
She doesn't carry much cash with her.
She doesn't save a lot of money.
She lives alone, so her living expenses and money are disappearing.
Mitsumune's savings account is...
Now, let me announce the price of the wallet she has in her wallet through a commercial.
AKB Anything and Everything's Beautiful Savings Cup.
Please guess the rankings from No. 1 to No. 4.
What do you think?
I don't think so.
She's a researcher.
That's right.
The last one?
Yes.
Can I say it in four words?
Yes.
You said you were a card fanatic, so you must be in third place.
That's right.
Which one is it?
Either one is fine. I can go to a hot spring now.
Really?
I can go to a hot spring now, so either one is fine.
How many hot springs did you go to?
I can go to a hot spring now, so either one is fine.
Can I give one of you a present?
No, you can't.
If you get it right, I'll give you one.
I'll leave it to you.
I think the president will get one.
Then I'll give it to you.
It's your responsibility.
Okay?
Okay.
The correct answer is...
The person you want to see...
I see.
Let's start with Kuru.
Kuru.
How much does Kuru have in her hand?
The beautiful mental trainer...
How much does she have in her hand?
The first one is...
1,000 yen.
The second one is 1,000 yen.
The third one is 1,000 yen.
And the coins are...
Oh, no! Kuru!
Is that all of it?
Yes, that's all of it.
Kuru!
Even the researchers lost their words.
The coins I have in my hand are...
3,325 yen in total.
Oh, no!
Don't worry! I don't have any!
You don't? Go ahead, Mitsumune!
Well, Mitsumune, how much do you have in your pocket?
The beautiful researcher's pocket money is...
First of all, Mitsumune starts with coins.
Unexpectedly, she has 1,217 yen in coins.
And Osasu...
Well, today...
Osasu...
I don't have any!
Is this the current state of researchers? Mitsumune, 1217 yen and 5 yen.
- Great! - 1217 yen! - Great, great, great!
- This is fine! - It's perfect! - Perfect, right?
- I only had 5 sen. - Oh, it's like that.
- How about you researchers? - It's like that. - It's like that?
- It's not a dream! - It's not a dream!
- Then, who should we look at next? - President, let's go!
- Yes!
- Then, how much do we expect from the first place?
- How much does the president have?
- Thank you! - That's our president!
- 10,000 yen bills are lined up. - That's amazing!
- Still more? - There's more?
- There's more? 10,000 yen bills are a total of 8!
Today's winning prize is 82,718 yen.
That's a good start.
The final winner, Okazaki's winning prize is 8325 yen or more, 82,718 yen or less.
The final prize is 20,000 yen.
This is fun, Okazaki.
The winning prize is getting higher and higher.
I want to keep winning like this.
You idiot!
Okazaki Nana's winning prize is 104,920 yen.
Why?
I knew you would win.
You guys decided it.
You decided it in the end.
The winning prize is a staycation for two people.
It can't be helped.
Then it's me and Jack.
Unfortunately, the prize is a staycation for two people.
It can't be helped. Then it's me and Jack.