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And...
Oshima Yuko!
Watanabe Mayu!
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Well, it's sudden, but...
Tonight, we'll be doing Ariyoshi AKB Radio Station.
We'll proceed like a radio show.
Why all of a sudden?
Well...
It's like...
We really don't have any money.
We don't have any money.
We don't have any money to go on location.
That's why we're doing this.
Let's go for a cup of tea.
First of all, let me introduce our guests.
Our guests are...
Sashihara.
Ooya.
And Yokoyama.
Those three.
Thank you for having us!
So, how's the radio?
Have you done it before?
Yes, of course. Even for AKB.
You're doing AKB's radio show, right?
All Night... was it?
Yes, that's right.
I heard about it. I happened to hear about it recently.
I haven't heard about it for a while, but...
I heard about it once because I was curious about it.
What is it?
I turned it on and Maeda Atsuko was talking about it.
And Akimoto-san was there, too.
Oh, that's right.
That's a special occasion.
It's really recent, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
How was it?
I laughed.
I laughed out loud.
I almost hid it on Twitter.
Oh no, I stopped it.
I stopped it because I was afraid of getting scolded.
So, Yokoyama...
Yes!
You joined Otamura, didn't you?
That's right. Thank you for having me.
Yes, thank you for having me.
You joined Yokoyama because you quit being a social worker, didn't you?
Yes, I quit, but I'm still a social worker.
Oh, you haven't quit yet?
Thank you for having me, Yokoyama.
Will you keep talking like this?
Don't worry about it.
I haven't talked like this with Kojima-san for about three years.
No, we haven't.
We only talked once in one recording.
That's right.
Basically, you two are just reading Kanpei.
We're just reading Kanpei.
I'm pretty anxious about it.
There are a lot of themes.
I think we can do it somehow like this.
Please do it.
Start Ageta Riyoshi akb radio station start.
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Now, let's move on to the first corner.
It's "Give me ten minutes of free talk"!
"Give me ten minutes of free talk"!
In this corner, we will all talk according to the topic and try to make you have ten minutes of free talk!
Wow! Ten minutes is surprisingly long!
Ten minutes is surprisingly long!
What should we do for the topic?
"Give me ten minutes of free talk"!
Well...
It's a little social, so it's a lot.
Well...
For the future of social...
Please!
Please help me!
Well...
Please help me!
Well...
Really...
From now on...
In order not to be photographed...
Repent!
What are you talking about?
Why are you laughing like that?
Give me ten minutes of free talk!
Arioshi-san, you've told us a lot of stories in various places.
Yes, I do.
I'm very grateful for that.
So, based on that, in the future...
I don't know about the future.
But I think it's good for Sasharu's fans.
It's because he's almost gone.
But even if you say anything about Sasharu, you won't be scolded at all.
You won't be scolded for anything you say about Sasharu.
But it's a good thing.
If you say anything about Sasharu, you won't be scolded at all.
That's right.
That's a good thing.
I think you have a good fan.
It's a good thing.
That's why I'm glad.
Kojima-san, what should Sasharu do?
But Kojima-san said a really good thing.
Really?
What did he say?
He said that Sasharu's life as a parent has increased.
I wonder if he's been doing it all the time in Fukuoka.
If it doesn't work...
That's right.
That's a good thing.
I often go to the park with Sasharu.
He always thinks of MC topics for me.
But if Sasharu is gone, no one will think of me.
If Vendia is gone...
He'll think of me.
It was really hard for H.K.T.
I always put Ryuhei in it.
That's good!
It's always good.
Thank you.
But Ryuhei isn't allowed to date, right?
Thank you!
Stop it!
The next segment is...
"The Truth of Rumors"!
Please look forward to it!
Now, let's look at the rumors that are circulating on the internet, hit the person himself directly, confirm the truth, and let him hold it for 10 minutes.
There are a lot of rumors that are going around on the internet.
Shall we look at it?
A rumor from Yokoyama-san that was written on a certain site.
Yokoyama's general election candidate is Usonaki.
Ah...
It's true, that way of crying is abnormal.
"She didn't cry." There are reactions like that.
That's what this scene is about.
I'm really, really, really happy!
I don't want to believe it, but it does seem like she didn't cry.
I know for sure that she didn't cry.
But I know that when you cry, you can't stop shaking.
So I don't think it's whether you're crying or not.
Even if you cry from the bottom of your heart, you're shaking, right?
Yes, that's right.
Because you were laughed at a lot last year, right?
Yes.
And you were teased a lot by everyone, right?
I said it just before, but I said, "Don't shake me today."
Don't shake me today!
And Kojima-san said, "You're going to do that again this year?"
The famous "Are you going to do that?"
I told you not to do it.
So it's really true, right?
I think it's probably true that you didn't cry.
What are you going to do next year?
What am I going to do?
What are you going to do next year?
I'm sorry, I'll put it in the microphone.
So it's true for now, right?
Next, a rumor written on a certain site.
It is said that it was Haruna Kojima who saved Shizuka Ohya, but in fact Kojima had no intention of saving her.
AKB was about to be fired, but Kojima and Shinoda saved them.
Is this true?
I heard Shinoda Ohya say "don't fire me" directly.
But I haven't heard Kojima Ohya say it.
But it's true for the two of you, right?
It's true for him and it's also true for official books.
Maybe Kojima Ohya said it in the shadows.
There is a reception of researchers.
It became a research school, but later adults judged it.
It was called "old school".
Yes, that's right.
When Shi-chan was involved in various discussions, Mari-chan said, "Shi-chan is really interesting, so don't fire me."
She said "okay", so I said "yeah".
You said "yeah", didn't you?
You said it, didn't you?
Then...
Then you are lucky.
Then Kojima-san said "no, no, you can't" and it was over.
You said "no, no" with a stupid face.
Then it was true.
Next...
A rumor about Sashihara-san written in a certain site.
Sashihara is extremely fat.
When he appeared in a regular show, he had double chin eye information.
Sashihara is fat, his profile is fat, his face is plump, and he only looks like an old lady.
An old lady?
What does "an old lady" mean?
An old lady?
That's what people say.
An old lady.
He actually gained weight. This is true.
Oh, really?
This is true. I admit it.
When he appeared in a regular show, you could tell his condition from week to week.
This week, I'll be fat.
People said that a lot.
But recently, I've lost a lot of weight.
But it's okay.
It's okay.
I've lost weight.
It's not about gaining weight, it's about not having enough professionalism.
Recently...
You don't have enough professionalism.
What are you talking about?
It's true.
It's true. I don't have enough professionalism.
I don't have enough professionalism.
There are a lot of delicious food, so you have to be careful.
I'll gain weight. I'll be careful.
If you gain weight, you'll be in trouble.
Hasn't he reflected on himself?
That's all.
We've also looked up rumors about Arioshi.
Are you okay? Can you keep up with me?
Arioshi's rumors on a certain site.
He wanted to be a New Half when he didn't have a job.
Yes, yes, yes.
Really?
Yes, it's true.
He said that he was bisexual during the Sargansac period.
He said that he has no intention of denying his homosexuality on a certain site.
Is it true?
No, it's not.
He wanted to be a New Half because he didn't have a job.
But he only wanted to be in this world.
So, he dropped out of kindergarten.
What?
He dropped out of kindergarten and became an old woman.
When he became an old woman, he thought it would be rare for everyone to have more jobs.
He didn't have a job and he wasn't popular, so he didn't need this.
In the end, it was a woman.
Yes, but there aren't many cute girls these days.
But there are a lot of cute boys in the world.
What?
Why do you ask such a question?
I like "mysterious" the most.
I like this the most.
Does she exist now?
No, she doesn't exist now.
Who do you want as an AKB member?
AKB? I've never thought about it.
I don't think you have any intention of denying your homosexuality.
But if you were in the same generation as her, who would you choose?
Who would I choose?
What should I do?
I don't like Sashihara.
Why?
I think I've been betrayed.
No!
Ariari Yoshi! A.B.S.S.!
Do it properly!
In the next corner, next year's general election is aiming for the center.
Let's think about Kojima Haruna's innovative catchphrase!
What was that catchphrase just now?
I came from Saitama Prefecture. I'm Kojiharu, also known as Kojima Haruna.
Oh, I see!
She hasn't changed since her debut.
She's always been like this.
I can't think of one.
I see. It's so simple.
That's a little lonely, isn't it?
Then, if you could pick a catchphrase suitable for the center, which is innovative and impactful...
How many?
Really?
Let's see...
Tell me one you're curious about.
I like this one!
Which one?
Saitama Warrior! Kojiman!
That's a good one!
Saitama Warrior! Kojiman!
"Saitama Warrior" is a good one, isn't it?
I like it!
Do it for me.
Saitama Warrior! Kojiman!
That's pretty good!
It's cute!
It's pretty good, isn't it?
It's cute.
This is embarrassing.
Ooita Warrior! Sashiman!
"Sashiman" is a good one!
Do it for me.
Ouita Warrior! Sashiman!
Kyoto Warrior! Yokoman!
That's good!
I don't like "yokoman"!
"Yokoman" is not good!
I don't know about this one...
Can't I see this tarako lips?
Everyone laughs
That's a kind of thing you do with friends.
I've done it!
"AKB's Tarako" is also good!
Let's see.
Can you see this "tarako"?!
"AKB's Tarako" is also good!
"Tarako" is also good?!
Which one do you like, Kojima-san?
I don't have one.
The senior in the agency is a friend.
This is my favorite.
This is good.
This is my favorite.
I can't forget Kojima-san.
"Saitama" vs. "Kojima"
Let's hear Kojima-san's catchphrase.
"Saitama" vs. "Kojima"!
The next segment is...
"Saitama" vs. "Kojima"!
I, Saitama...
will graduate from "AKB48"!
I, Maeda Atsuko...
will change my catchphrase...
to something I never say.
I got this catchphrase...
from one of my viewers.
You're lying!
But viewership...
Stop it!
Stop saying things with 0.2% viewership!
Maybe it's because she's playing Kojima.
Look at her! Look at her a little more!
Let's read it with all our hearts.
Let's start with Kojima-san.
I got my pen name from Porkbits-san.
I, Maeda Atsuko, is...
Depending on the situation...
I knew it!
Depending on the situation...
In order to prevent AKB from graduating...
I will replace Maeda Atsuko's comment.
I, Maeda Atsuko...
Will graduate from AKB48!
With that said...
I, Maeda Atsuko...
Will replace the words that follow with words I will never say...
In this segment.
Let's read it with all our hearts.
Let's start with Kojima-san.
I got my pen name from Porkbits-san.
I, Maeda Atsuko, is...
Depending on the situation...
Violence is also allowed!
I knew it!
Depending on the situation...
If Maeda Atsuko was here, you'd be beaten up.
Depending on the situation...
That was pretty good, wasn't it?
Let's continue with Sashara.
I...
Maeda Atsuko is...
When an elderly person is talking...
I laugh!
She's been laughing the whole time.
Next, Yokoyama.
My pen name is...
Takashi-san.
I...
Like it?
Right now... I'm crying lies.
That's the worst!
Don't make her say bad things!
Yokoyama will read it again.
I'm not crying lies! I'm not!
That's good, isn't it?
Okay, Asago-ohya.
We received this from pen name "Yuuji-san".
I, Maeda Atsuko,
judge...
people...
with practice!
Is that so?
While crying...
I wonder if I made you cry like that.
You cried.
Okay, which one was the best?
Which one do you like?
It's surprisingly simple, but I feel like you're lying right now.
It's funny, isn't it?
Yes.
And so, the winner is...
pen name "Takashi-san"!
Congratulations!
If a time machine were invented...
and you could return to that stage...
I want you to replace it with these words.
If you do...
I'm sure you will...
I...
Maeda Atsuko...
I'm...
crying lies right now!
Without graduating...
you would have made your name known as an AKB member.
Without graduating...
And with that, it's time for the ending.
How was it? Yokoyama-san, how was it?
It was fun. The normal ones are fun too, but I thought the radio ones were easier to talk about.
Let's do this again when we run out of money.
Please don't say you ran out of money next time.
I hope we don't run out of money.
Now, Sashihara-san.
Well, if we ran out of money, we can't come back from Hakata.
If we ran out of money, we can come back on Monday.
And if you're just there, you can come back.
And you can catch the president of Hakata and bring us back.
Hakata, I want to go.
Catch the president.
How was it, Kojima-san?
It was really fun.
I always just watch VTRs.
It's not boring.
It's funny, but it was fun talking about it with everyone.
It was a good connection.
Lastly, we'll end with a song by Kenkyosei.
The song is Anne Lewis' "Ah! Mujibo".
Lastly, we'll end with a song by Kenkyosei.
The song is Anne Lewis' "Ah! Mujibo".
Thank you!
Isn't she beautiful? Isn't she pretty? Isn't she a good woman?
Isn't she more beautiful than she looks?
Thank you for coming. Good-bye.
Good-bye.
Practice more.
Good-bye.