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First Lady Haruna Kojima, who celebrated her birthday last month.
And Hiroyuki Ariyoshi, who celebrates his birthday this month.
Today, we celebrate them with a grand celebration!
Ariyoshi AKB Kyowakuku Birthday Celebration Special!
Ariyoshi AKB Kyowakuku starts tonight!
The president released a book.
Yes, he did.
It's called "Words of Philosophers".
Oh, really?
Yes, he did.
I've seen it in a magazine before.
I thought it was crazy in my head.
You thought it was crazy in your head?
I watch it every week.
Oh, really? Thank you.
He also wrote very strictly about idols.
I learned a lot from him.
Oh, really?
He didn't write anything so strict.
It's just my imagination.
It's just your imagination?
I'd like to read it again.
Yes, please do.
You haven't read it, have you?
I haven't read it.
The members who brought us the song this time are...
Rie Kitahara from Taishi Prefecture. Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
It's sudden, but...
Kojima-san's birthday is April 19th and Ryoshi- san's birthday is May 31st, right?
Yes, that's right.
Happy birthday!
It's still early in the year.
It's still early in the year, isn't it?
It's still early in the year for me, too.
It's like, "Is it today?"
What are you talking about?
Anyway, today we have a birthday special for Ryoshi and Kojima-san!
In any case, we wanted to give something as a present, so we prepared this project!
"Get a present from the main actor's house"!
We visited the main actor's house, which is full of treasures, and received a wonderful birthday present!
Oh, I'm happy!
Yes! Then, let's start the VTR right away!
Meanwhile, the president of the AKB Republic, Hiroyuki Ariyoshi and the first lady, Haruna Kojima, were celebrating their birthdays.
There, the researchers went to a big star's mansion to get a birthday present.
The researchers were a little scared, because...
I know this house!
Oh, good morning!
Hey! You went on a shooting!
As promised!
The person who will give a present for the two of them is...
The actor who became a member of the AKB family in last week's broadcast, Shou Aikawa!
You're fast!
Let me do it again next time!
Oh, of course!
It's nice!
Then, let's do it for the shooting, too!
Oh, really?
Yes!
Let's go see it!
Please do!
With that said, we'll start the shooting right away!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Before the shooting, there's always something you make me do, so...
Can you do it for me?
What?
Before the shooting, there's always something you make me do, so...
If you don't mind...
What?
Together?
Me?
Of course!
One, two...
A!
K!
B!
Researchers!
No, I can't do it.
Nice to meet you!
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Take off your socks.
There is a steep staircase.
Oh my god!
There is a steep staircase.
No, you don't have to step on it.
These are for shoes.
Aikawa-san is giving away presents at home.
Wow! It's huge!
You don't have to step on it.
There is a guitar here.
Wow!
You can play the guitar...
It's cool!
...and play games.
Wow!
Isn't it a game center?
What is this?
It's not a game center.
This is for that car.
Wow!
This is a game center.
No, it's not a game center.
This is...
It's a game center!
Aikawa-san, who has his own racing team, is using this simulation game for practice.
This costs about 100,000 yen.
Ariyoshi-san, who loves cars even if he is cocky, should be happy about it.
Wow!
This is fun!
Wow!
Is it real?
It's real.
This is what happens when you race.
Wow!
This is what happens.
It looks fun.
This is...
How much is it?
It's a present.
Ariyoshi-san, thank you!
You can have it.
Really?
Then, can I have it?
Wow!
Is it okay?
Ariyoshi-san, this is for you.
Wow!
I'm so happy!
Can I have it?
You can have it.
Wow!
Really?
Ariyoshi-san!
Ariyoshi-san, thank you!
As expected of the winner!
Do you want it, Ariyoshi-san?
Really?
You said you didn't want it.
No, no, no.
If you don't want it, I'll kill you.
Will you kill me?
Ariyoshi-san, who is cocky, suddenly gets a simulation game!
Will you kill me?
Yes.
Ariyoshi-san, do you want anything else?
If there is another candidate...
What did you say?
If there is another candidate...
You haven't decided yet, have you?
Are you going to take something else?
This is a hib.
A hib?
A hib.
I want to see something else.
I'm a little sad.
An ambitious researcher goes to another room to get more presents.
Then, she finds a new treasure here!
Well...
What is that?
Something outside...
That's a bath.
A bath?
A bath.
What she found in the balcony of Aikawa family is...
A special order of roasted shigaraki, which she uses as a bath.
Kojima-san, who loves luxury, will be happy for sure!
Will my skin become smooth if I use this?
I don't know about that...
But it warms me up.
Kojima-san, who loves luxury, will be happy for sure!
No, it's only for me.
Do you want it?
If it's a bath, both of us will be happy.
That's right.
Can we both use it?
No!
Then...
I want a bath.
That's amazing.
Do you want me to bring it for you?
Yes!
You want me to bring it for you?
Yes!
OK!
It's decided!
I got it!
Please take it!
I'm glad!
It's amazing!
It has a total weight of 300kg and it's a Shigaraki-style ship.
This was decided as a present for Kojima-san.
The next thing the researchers aimed for was...
...a glasses produced by Aikawa-san himself.
It's called...
"Samurai Show"!
I'm sure that fashionable Ariyoshi-san and Kojima- san would like to try it too.
So, for those who want to ask Aikawa-san for a present...
This is my brand, "Samurai Show".
It's a subtle color.
It's true.
It's a little dark.
It's dusty.
It's OK.
Really?
The leaves of the trees are fine.
It's OK?
Yes!
This sudden body touch!
In fact, researchers were playing a game of touching Aikawa's body as much as possible while looking for presents and measuring skinship.
By the way, as you can see, of course, as soon as Aikawa found out about it, the game was over.
Currently, Kojima Natsuki is leading by 5 points.
Furthermore, the request strategy continues.
Is there anything that looks good on Gariyoshi- san?
Are you playing this while playing this game?
Are you selling this, too?
Yellow is really nice, isn't it?
This looks good on you.
Do you have it?
Cats are cute, aren't they?
What are you doing?
Don't do it with your hands.
Again, he gets points for his touch strategy.
Kojima Natsuki is leading the game.
Aikawa is in a good mood because of skinship and gives Ariyoshi-san and Kojima-san sunglasses for the samurai show.
Aikawa also prepared something for them.
This is it.
This is...
written on it, right?
Don't do it with your hands.
Aikawa Show Produces Kabutomushi Seed Set.
If you love insects, Aikawa-san, you must be passionate about it.
Even for a beginner like Ariyoshi-san, Kabutomushi Seed Set is perfect for you.
Furthermore...
What is that?
What?
Kabutomushi Seed Set?
What is that?
If I put this in here...
What is it?
Then it will be my Kabutomushi Seed Set.
Kabutomushi Seed Set?
That's cool!
That's amazing!
I'll put this in for you, Ariyoshi-san.
Thank you!
Thank you, Ariyoshi-san!
Thank you, Beatle Club!
By the way, this is Aikawa Show's Beatle Club.
You're a player!
You're also a member of the club.
I'm a member of the club.
You're also a member of Beatle Club.
That's great!
Ariyoshi, if you didn't put this on, I'd betray you.
For Ariyoshi-san who would never betray him...
...Aikawa-san has specially prepared a Kabutomushi Seed Set as a gift.
That's great!
Aikawa-san has also brought a wonderful gift for Kojima-san.
Aikawa Show's zebra towel and golf ball with your name on it.
Aikawa Show's golf ball with your name on it.
Aikawa Show's zebra towel and golf ball with your name on it.
Great!
For Ariyoshi-san, you'll receive a simulation game, sunglasses and Aikawa-san's favorite, a beetle breeding set!
Kojima-san will also receive a beetle breeding set, sunglasses and Aikawa-san's favorite, a beetle breeding set!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
The car is so small...
What?
I can't take all of them home.
Take them home, Kojima-san!
Wow, we came all the way here...
Shou-san will receive only one of the selected products.
Hey, hey!
I can't take all of them home with me.
So, Aikawa-san will choose only one of them.
If I have to choose, I'll choose Ariyoshi-san's Beetle Breeding Set.
I think it's better for me to take it home.
I don't want it to get in the way.
And with that, the birthday presents have been decided!
Ariyoshi-san will receive a Beetle Breeding Set.
And Kojima-san will receive Aikawa Shou's Original Goods.
And now, we will announce the results of our curious researcher's skinship game!
The great actor, without being afraid of his opponent, actively took skinship with him...
And with Kojima Natsuki touching his cheek, he won a decisive victory!
Kojima Natsuki, who won a decisive victory...
Will receive a hot spring stay from the Republic of Japan!
Why?! Why?!
Wow!
What?!
Huh?! Why?!
Well, well, well...
And with that...
Aikawa-san will give you two your birthday presents!
I can't say anything!
And also, Aikawa-san will send you two a video letter!
Let's take a look!
Hey, Ariyoshi, happy birthday!
Ariyoshi, I gave you a new helmet a while ago.
Make sure you keep it in order, raise your young properly, and report back to me.
If you make me die, you'll be killed.
Also, from now on, you're a member of the Beatle Club.
Ariyoshi, now that you're a member, wake up at 5 a.m. and go to bed at 8 p.m.
If you don't make me die, you'll be killed.
Why is it only me?!
It's the Beatle Club!
I'm in a bad situation!
We'll be waiting for your report!
We'll do our best to raise you! Thank you!
Make sure you take good care of your present!
That's all for our "Get a Present" strategy!
Emergency Special Project! Ariyoshi Surprise Strategy!
It's almost Ariyoshi-san's birthday.
We'd like to give you a song as a present.
A song as a present?!
Yes!
To celebrate Ariyoshi-san's birthday, a big project was underway.
Excuse me!
Hello! What's up?
Ariyoshi AKB mobile site "kojiharu calendar" and...
"kojiharu tentaku" are being distributed!
Also, the research student special movie "koko dake" is also being distributed!
It's nothing but cute!
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To celebrate Ariyoshi Hiroyuki's 38th birthday, a huge project is underway!
Excuse me!
Hello, what's up?
It's Ariyoshi-san's birthday soon.
Oh, I see!
We'd like you two to give Ariyoshi-san a song as a present.
A song?!
Here you go.
Thank you!
Is it a lullaby?
This is Ariyoshi-san's lullaby.
Ariyoshi Hiroyuki's lullaby.
She's been writing lyrics for lullabies on Twitter, but most of them can't be broadcasted.
That's a lot of lyrics.
Are you going to sing this?
I hope Ariyoshi-san will sing it for me.
Ariyoshi-san, will you be happy?
Will you really be happy?
I brought a musical note.
Thank you!
I'd like you to practice with this.
This is a lullaby, so I prepared this.
A baby's face.
It's so cute!
Ariyoshi Hiroyuki wants Ariyoshi-san to be happy.
I want you to have a wonderful dream with our lullaby.
They practice with all their hearts.
And before they know it,
a maternal instinct has awakened.
So...
Emergency verification!
Will the idols let them film the breastfeeding scene?
Let's ask with courage!
Kojima-san.
Yes?
That baby looks like it's hungry.
Is that so?
Shouldn't you raise the breastfeeding rate?
Breastfeeding doesn't come out!
Is it not allowed?
It's not allowed, but...
No, it doesn't come out.
It probably doesn't come out, but...
I'm sorry.
She apologized.
Verification result!
Breastfeeding doesn't come out for idols!
With one mystery solved...
Ariyoshi-san.
Yes?
Listen to this song and have a wonderful dream tonight.
Yes.
Then...
Music, start!
After this, Ariyoshi-san will compose a lullaby!
Ariyoshi-san.
Yes?
Listen to this song and have a wonderful dream tonight.
Yes.
Only your shadow is thin and dirty.
Dirty.
It's a dirty shadow that's different from everyone else's.
The black wood bugs bite you.
It's a constant song, isn't it?
The shadow and you are extinct.
It's not good.
How was it, Ryu-san?
How was it? Don't look at my Twitter!
It's my song, isn't it?
Don't make songs on your own!
It's the worst song!
Can you have a good dream?
I can't!
Everyone, listen to this song and have a good dream!
Good night!
It was the worst.
Summer sounds good! I like you!
What sounds good! I finally said it!
Nagisa's good job! I like you!
Kikaki good job! It's a good timing!