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Arioshi A.K.A.B., Ameiba Pig, this week's new work is "Kodomo no Hi ni Muketa Kochira"!
Rie Kitahara Produce's "Koi Nobori" is now on sale!
A.K.A.B.'s official rival, Nogizaka 46's second single "Oide Shampoo"...
And!
A.K.A.B.'s Sashihara Rino's solo debut!
Their first single "Sore Demo Suki Dayo" will be released simultaneously on May 2nd!
A rival showdown has finally broken out!
The stage for the first round is...
Ariyoshi A.K.A.B. Republic!
Ryo Junye, who has been distracted earlier...
With that press conference...
Um... the winner of the singles...
I, Ariyoshi Ruki...
Will buy one.
No way!
This statement has further heated up Ryo's investment!
I want to win against Sashihara!
Before defeating A.K.A.B., we'll crush Sashihara!
I don't want to lose against Nogizaka!
Come and face me!
I'll show you A.K.A.B.'s true power!
The seven of us!
Sashihara!
Seven!
In order to show A.K.A.B.'s true passion...
Sashihara has formed a team!
Stop fooling around!
Wash your face with miso soup and come back!
In this way...
Sashihara Seven and Nogizaka's seven chosen players...
The curtain of battle has been cut and dropped!
Ready, set, go!
The first match is a wasabi-filled bowl of soba and fast food.
Only guts are required in this battle.
This match cannot be lost.
As a result of their feelings colliding...
The result is 32-32.
Draw!
Enshou Seki no Koutei!
The next match is...
Answer with a sexy voice!
Win-or-lose fast food quiz!
Too bad! Too bad!
Too bad!
Correct!
Sachihara Seven, who is older than the average age...
Is defeated by a competition that is all about sexiness and brains!
I love you! I love you!
The time has come!
Nogizaka Seven men versus Sachihara Seven!
Tonight's match will be decided!
Idol Gachinko Sumo Battle!
The four representatives will compete in Gachinko Sumo.
In the winning match, the team that defeated the opponent's opponent will win.
Our opponent was really Noro-san...
The results so far have been too pathetic!
Noro-san, but today...
I'll change!
Oh, you can change!
Oh my! Oh my! Oh my, Taishou!
Oh, nice! You have a nice face!
Nice! Nice! Nice!
They clash with each other and decide who wins or loses in Idol Gachinko Sumo!
From each team, four members who boast of their strength have gathered!
First up is Senpou!
Nogizaka is led by Captain Sakurai!
Sashihara Seven is led by Lip Monster Kojima Haruna!
Alright, let's go! Let's go!
Ready, go!
You're left!
Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
You're left! You're left! Which one is it?!
Turn it around! Turn it around!
That's it! That's it!
Time's up!
Oh, you've turned it around!
With the loss of Moro, and Kojima's loss...
Sakurai wins!
Hey, Kojima, you can do it!
Why?!
It's all in there!
This is hard!
Kojima was embarrassed and lost.
The next match is...
Nogizaka captain Sakurai and Sashihara Seven's team leader will fight!
Next up is Jiho and Sashihara.
Let's go! Look at each other!
Ready...
Go!
Hold it!
Hurry up and throw it!
Sakurai wins again!
What are you doing?
All I can do is eat it up.
Me too.
Can I eat it up nicely?
Please don't be sarcastic.
It's sumo.
She eats up her own mawashi and takes away her opponent's mawashi.
Next up is an idol group that hasn't shown any activity yet, Akebono Taro.
Is it noro?
Sakurai has two people out.
Next up is noro.
How are you?
When I was in elementary school, I participated in a sumo tournament.
Women's sumo.
She has experience in one-packed sumo.
It's noro.
Look at her.
You can do it!
She's strong!
Noro showed overwhelming strength!
The next opponent is...
Even if you call me from above, I'm Nakata!
Even if you call me from below, I'm Nakata!
Nakata, come here!
It's like a mansion!
Let's go, Noro vs Nakata!
Look at each other!
Get ready!
You can do it!
Amazing!
This is a win!
Amazing!
It's like a rock!
Ashikoshi, who passed through AKB and SDN, saw it as a rock.
From Nogizaka, Takayama Kazumi, one of Takayama, has appeared!
It's a tie. Noro vs. Takayama.
Let's go!
Look at each other!
Ready, set, go!
Nogotta!
Arai!
Iiyo!
Abunai!
Miyoi!
Abunai!
Sa! Ashiho totta! Ashihotta!
What a good victory!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Sorry for taking it!
Sorry! Sorry!
We borrowed Yokozuna's heart!
What a relief!
The Nogizaka team was thrown three people at once!
Only this person remains!
Oh, Sayuringo Punch!
Nogizaka team's target, Sayuri Matsumura!
Special move, Sayuringo Punch!
Sayuri Matsumura, you're scary!
You're really scary!
It's impossible! It's impossible!
If you think it's impossible, you shouldn't resist anymore!
Instead of getting injured!
You should stop getting injured!
I'll do it!
Sayuringo Punch!
The target has come out!
If the target Matsumura loses, it will end there!
The target Matsumura!
Let's go! Look at each other!
Let's go!
Remaining!
Go!
Pushing her hand!
Go! Go! Go!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Matsumura, you can do it!
Go outside!
Turning fan!
The wheel...
That's not all!
The wheel...
Hide it! Hide it!
We got the wheel!
Madman won!
We did it!
Madman!
We did it!
With a siringo punch, they defeated Noroo and returned the game to an even game!
From Sashihara Seven, a weak but powerful player, Shizuka Ohya, has appeared!
And now, it's time for the final match!
Let's begin the final match!
Look at each other! Look at each other!
Fight!
Remain!
That's enough!
Be careful!
It's a good match!
Sashihara Seven wins!
It's a curse, isn't it? Rambo!
Nokizaka vs. Sashihara Seven!
It's a perfect match so far!
The match was dragged into the final battle!
Now, let's take a break for now.
Exhibition Match! Asmo Commercial!
Now, one representative of each team will receive a foot massage.
While that representative endures the extreme pain,
they can promote their new song!
Now, let's begin.
This is a challenge from the Nokizaka team.
Who will receive it?
Oh, Hashimoto-san!
While Hashimoto-san endures the pain,
you can promote your song.
If you have a healthy body, you won't endure the pain.
Foot massage!
Could it be...
Now, let's begin Exhibition Match!
It will be released on May 2nd.
It's a second single, "Oide Sanpu"!
This song is a very touching song.
It's an extreme dance song.
It's a song that can be danced to.
"Oide Sanpu" will be released on May 2nd!
Please listen to it!
What is this?!
How is it?
My stomach is tired.
Your stomach is tired?!
It might have been food poisoning.
Did it hurt?
It hurt. I couldn't concentrate without stepping on dirt.
But you were able to promote it, right?
Next is Sashihara's debut single. Please promote it as much as you want!
When I went to see the teacher, everyone told me that I had a bad back.
Since then, I've been traumatized.
I wish my teacher would look at my back.
Now, let's start the commercial!
When will it be released?
May 2nd!
It will be released on May 2nd.
It will be released with Nogizaka and Fourteen Next.
May 2nd!
I still like it!
May 2nd!
I still like it!
Okay! That's it!
It's over!
It's done! It's done!
You had a lot of time, right?
We didn't have enough time to promote it!
We didn't know about it!
We didn't have enough time!
We didn't know about it!
But we didn't ask about it.
We didn't know about it.
We didn't ask about it.
Since it's May 2nd...
Please stop it! Please stop it!
Please stop it!
Okay! It's over!
Now, the final match is rubber patch trading!
The representatives of the rubber patch trading team are...
One person will add rubber patch and patch and trade them.
The one who doesn't talk until the end will win.
I, Ariyoshi, will buy a CD of the winner of this match.
It's expensive.
Now, let's begin.
What will the representatives do?
Let's go.
I'll do my best.
Go, Kojima!
What are you doing?
Kojima, will you go?
Why do I have to do this for you?
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
No, no.
Why do I have to do this for you?
Please do it for me.
I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know what song it is.
Then, I'll do it for you.
I can't help it.
Will you do it?
I'll do it.
I've just realized it now.
Kojima-san said it.
It's my single.
If I don't win in the end...
It's too late for you to realize it.
I'll do it.
You'll do it, right?
You're the first one, right?
Yes.
I'm just boasting, right?
You're boasting.
You're too bad.
You should practice more.
Yes.
Hello?
Juri Takahashi and Rina Kawaii have been selected as regular members.
They filmed "fantasy phone call" and "kissing face" while saying "it's embarrassing" are very rare.
Have a good day.
Nogizaka vs. Sashihara 7.
The final match is "gum patching tug-of-war".
Let's start.
Let's do it slowly.
Ready, start!
It's better to talk about it.
I'm nervous.
It's a good game, isn't it?
Oh, Ikoma is not moving.
Ikoma, are you scared?
Do you want to go in front of Ikoma?
No?
Now, Ikoma has to pull.
Ikoma went down.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
You have to pull each other.
Ikoma is scared.
Talk to me once.
I can't move.
I'm scared.
I can't move because I don't have the power of my neck.
Do it.
I will do my best.
Yes, do it.
Now, let's go.
Ready, start!
You can do it!
What is "you can do it"?
You can do it!
What are you doing?
You can do it!
It's a good game, isn't it?
Now, now, which one will talk?
Now, which one will...
You can do one more step, can't you?
Yes, if you want to pull other members, you can do it.
Ikoma, put your feet forward.
Ikoma, you can do one more step, can't you?
Oh, you're pulling.
Oh, my God!
Step forward. Step forward.
Yes.
Ikoma, you can do it!
The first round of the single sale.
"Nogizaka VS Sashihara 7".
The final battle is to hold the rubber patch and the one who releases the rubber will lose.
Oh, you're pulling.
Oh, my God!
Yes.
Ikoma is dead!
Ikoma wins!
I hit my butt.
I'm sorry, Ikoma!
You won!
Did I win?
Did I grow?
Unfortunately, you lost.
I was moved.
You were moved?
Yes, I was.
I see.
Everyone in Nogizaka BODY6 was shining today.
Shut up!
I was moved.
Shut up!
What kind of attitude is that?
I was moved.
You were moved?
Yes.
The winner is...
Nogizaka BODY6!
As you can see, I bought a Nogizaka CD on May 2nd.
Please promote your CD.
Nogizaka BODY6's second single "Oide Shampoo" will be released on May 2nd.
It's a refreshing and cute song.
Please buy it and listen to it.
Thank you!
That's all for today.
This has been ARIOSHI AKB KYOWA KOKU PRESENTS...
SASHI ARAMU VS NOGIZAKA BODY6 JUSTICE TOURNAMENT!
Your short sleeved shirt sparkled in the pool where I bathed you, and you cleaned up with your brush.
I was joking around, saying I'd show you a rainbow in the mist, with my hose tied up.
I want to feel you the closest to me, more than anyone else.
Always.
Come here, shampoo.
When you turn around, in slow motion, your hair shakes.
Come here, shampoo.
Your notice is sweet and painful.
After this, a shocking self-study notice!
How long are you going to say that?!
Finally, the 13th generation of evil has appeared for the first time in the show!
You guys don't have it, but the regular members do.
It's the Aikawa family's spirit!
In order to promote the evil researchers, the Aikawa family has appeared!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!
Next week, the Aikawa family goes all out against the AKB!
♪ I don't need to be able to see it with my own eyes ♪
♪ If only I had eyes like yours ♪
♪ That's too bad ♪
♪ I'm right here, look! ♪
♪ I love you, I love you ♪
I love you!
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