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On May 2nd, SASHIHARA RINO's debut single and...
"MEGAMIZO"'s 46th second single will be released at the same time!
That's why we decided to do something like this.
First of all, please take a look at this VTR.
Those who run the battle of the times and...
those who chase their backs.
And those who miss it...
...get the same thing.
The beginning of the battle is really sudden.
This January's handshake event, Sashihara Rino's solo debut was suddenly announced.
And Cinderella's Gotoku.
She was chosen as a model for a fashion brand, and popular fashion designer JJ's cover was also decorated.
As she grew older and became worse at riding a horse, she decided to become a true idol.
Cinderella's idol, Sashihara Rino.
The day of her solo debut, the day of her evolution is...
What's funny?
I'm serious.
It's fun.
And there were people who were destined to fight with such Sashihara.
Nogizaka Forty-six!
We, Nogizaka Forty-six, have a goal, if not more than a goal.
And that goal is...
Nogizaka Forty-six's only and impossible goal...
The goal is...
AKB Forty-three!
She said "three"...
In August of last year...
Among 38,934 people, they were chosen as their role models.
They are...
AKB Forty-eight's official rivals.
They were destined to fight even before their debut.
And in February of this year...
After their debut, with a debut single that AKB couldn't complete, they won first place at the Oricon!
"Nogizaka 46", which is gaining momentum, will also release a second single soon!
Its release date is...
AKB Sashihara?
Or Nogizaka?
There is only one winner!
Tonight, before the release of the single, they will have a direct match!
What will happen in the end?!
So, before the release of the single, we will have a direct match!
The winner of the single...
I, Ariyoshi Iruiki...
Will buy one!
Ariyoshi-san, you did it!
Yes!
Well, then...
Here...
Nogizaka 46...
And Sashihara...
I would like you to talk about your enthusiasm.
First, Nogizaka 46, please.
Yes!
This time, we will have a match...
To be honest, I don't think we can beat AKB-san yet...
But I would like to beat Sashihara-san!
Oh!
Well, then...
Sashihara, please tell us about your enthusiasm.
I don't want to lose to you, Nogizaka-san.
Sashihara-san, 7 to 1 is disadvantage, isn't it?
That's why I made a team for this day.
It's called "Team Sashihara".
Who is it?
Who is it?!
Wait a minute!
What is it? I didn't ask you!
What is "Team Sashihara"?
Shut up!
I said shut up!
Nogizaka-san, can you shut up for a moment?
Um, is it okay, Arios-san?
Is it okay for me to make a team?
Of course!
Thank you very much.
Now that we've decided, let's get started.
First of all, let me introduce the first one.
Hey, Suzuka!
Suzuka!
She's a crazy girl born in Fukuoka.
She's weak in her head, but she's confident in her physical strength.
Oh, Suzuka!
The second one is Kawaii Rina!
The tears she shed on the show were all lies.
Team Four's new face, Kawaii Rina!
The third one is Takahashi Juri!
Smile for you whenever you're happy.
But your eyes are dead.
Takahashi Juri!
The fourth one is Kojima Natsuki!
Your eyes are alive, but your lines are all lies.
Researcher representative, Kojima Natsuki!
And the fifth one is...
Kojima Haruna, it's you!
You can do it!
Kojima Haruna, it's you!
You can do it, Kojima!
You can do it!
With these six people, we'll challenge Team Seven!
This is fun.
Wait a minute!
Suddenly appearing is S.D.N. Captain Norokayo, who just graduated.
She's a legend who was said to be like a Hawaiian fisherman during the A.K.B. era.
Doesn't it smell like water?
One person isn't enough!
Noro-san...
This is your first solo work, right?
Let's do our best, Noro-san! Thank you!
Let's do our best!
With these seven people, we'll challenge Team Seven!
And with that, we now have seven opponents. How do you feel?
I'm fine. I also have a special move.
Seirin! Seiringo Punch! Take this!
Here I go, Seirin!
Seirin, Seirin, Seiringo!
Sweet and full of Seiringo!
Everyone, how do you like it?
I will never lose to Team Seven!
Seiringo Punch!
That's amazing!
Come on! Go!
Doesn't it look like a train? My armpits are itchy!
A.K.A.B!
It's A.B!
A.K.A.B!
It's not A.K.A.B! It's A.B!
How is it?
I'm sweating in my hands.
Everyone, please wait for a while for their battle.
Hitman against the Doberman!
The first battle is Wasabi Riwanko Soba Eating Fast Battle!
The one who eats more than 7 people in 1 hour and 30 seconds is the winner!
The first one, Noro-san, will eat a lot.
That's right.
I'm sorry. I'm allergic to soba.
Wait, wait, wait!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry, but I won't die.
Of course you won't.
Then, what should we do?
Kojima, you go second!
Second?!
You can do it!
Isn't it better for young people?
Kojima will go second.
Oh, really?
You can do it!
This battle is done in relay.
The point is to eat a lot of wasabi with guts!
Then, let's start! Ready, start!
It's hot!
No, no, eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
The wasabi is working.
It's hot!
Don't eat it!
It looks hot!
Eat it!
Okay, change!
Change!
Okay, let's go!
Ready, start!
High heels!
High heels are dangerous!
High heels, you can do it!
It's hot!
It's dangerous!
It's hot!
Okay, stop!
Change!
Okay, let's go!
Ready, start!
It's hot!
It's coming out!
It's hot!
It's dangerous!
It's hot!
Okay, stop!
Stop!
Change!
Okay, let's go!
Ready, start!
It's hot!
High heels are dangerous!
It's hot!
It's dangerous!
It's hot!
High heels are dangerous!
This is fast!
Are you wearing high heels?
Okay, stop!
Change!
16 vs 14!
Are you wearing high heels right now?
I wonder if I can do it.
Koya, you are strong.
Koya.
Hide it.
Hide the curse.
Fix the curse.
That's right.
Fix the curse.
That's enough. Change.
Let's do it.
They are ready. Start.
Leader battle.
It's a good battle.
That's enough. Change.
Kojima appears again.
Matsumura.
Matsumura is strong.
It's over.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
It's over.
The result is...
32 vs 32.
Fame!
The emperor of justice!
Hey, Ojima!
You can do it!
It's not over yet!
You can do it!
Everyone was doing their best.
It's a good result, but...
Everyone did their best, so it ended in a good result.
Next!
Next, right?
Then, let's move on to the next match!
Answer with a sexy voice! Win or lose quick quiz!
The general rule is...
Answer with a sexy voice quick quiz!
If you get it right, you win.
If you get it wrong first, you lose.
Hey, look at me!
Think of something!
How about you?
When did you go on a date?
That's right!
She's already 28 years old. She's an adult woman.
On the other hand, how about you, Ikoma?
I'm running away.
It's okay, it's okay.
I think a "zashiki warashi" has appeared in this studio.
It's not, right?
It's not "zashiki warashi".
It's not "zashiki warashi", right?
It's a human, right?
I understand.
Please.
Then, let's move on to the quiz!
Question!
What is Monday in English?
Ho!
Monday?
Correct!
Let's move on to the next question!
Question!
What is an Akita region specialty that uses rice as a raw material?
Please answer with a sexy voice!
Kiritanpo?
How was it?!
A little more!
OK, let's go!
Go, Juri! Go, go, go!
OK, let's go! Please show us the answer with a sexy voice!
Kiritan...po!
Oh, that's good!
OK, let's move on to the next question!
Question
What is this person's name?
Ah!
You can do it! You're fast!
Kiritan...po!
Einstein...
That's good!
Correct!
The next question is...
What is this person's nickname?
After the commercial, she'll answer it in a sexy way!
Hey, hey, look at me!
I love you!
Hello?
She's been promoted from a researcher to a regular member!
Her cute voice and...
Juri Takahashi's tired eyes are a must-see!
See you later!
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Question
What is this person's nickname?
OK, A.K.B. Team!
Yasusu...
No! No!
What is it?!
OK, Nogizaka Team!
Yasu...su...
Yasusu...
OK, Nogizaka Team!
You passed three people! You're strong!
Let's move on to the next question!
Question
The title of the short novel written by Dazai Osamu is "Run!" What is it?
Melos...
Perfect!
Well, that's fine!
In the case of the king, even if Melos appears, it is considered good.
Let's move on to the next question!
Question
Even if they are similar, they are so far apart that they cannot be compared. What does "moon" and "what" mean?
Well, that's fine!
S...
B...
Goukan is correct!
Well, you passed four people!
Four against two!
It is four against two!
Well, let's move on to the next question!
Question
In 1588, Toyotomi Hideyoshi issued an order out of fear of a single farmer.
Yes!
Katanagari (swordplay)
Well, that's fine!
You're strong!
You passed four people!
Well, it is four against three!
Let's move on to the next question!
Question
What is the title of the movie based on Johnny Depp's "Pirates of the Caribbean"?
Well, Nogizaka, with a sexy voice, please!
Pirates of the Caribbean
Well, that's fine!
You passed four people!
You're strong!
You passed four people!
Well, it is four against three!
Let's move on to the next question!
Question
What is the name of President Ariyoshi's tongue?
An adult woman in her 20s and 28s will show us her sexy voice!
Question
What is the name of President Ariyoshi's tongue?
Oh!
Oh, that's good!
Hiroyuki
Oh! What a shame! What a shame! What a shame!
That's not it!
What a shame! Yes! Yes!
Now, with your sexy voice, please!
That's not it! That's not it!
That's not it!
Oh! That's good!
Correct!
That's a relief!
Hiroyuki!
I'll ignore the curse now!
No! No! No!
No! No!
Hiroyuki!
Now, there are only three people and two people left!
Let's move on to the next question!
Question
What is the name of China's longest wall in the world?
Oh! That's fast!
Banni's top...top...
That's good!
Correct!
Now, there are only two people and one person left!
Let's move on to the next question!
Question
What is the name of this person?
That's fast! One person!
Oh! Correct!
You did it!
That's wonderful!
That was good! That "gunsy" was good!
Wait a minute! What did you come for? What did you come for?
What did you come for? What did you come for as soon as you graduated?
But after this, she will become the strongest woman in human history!
In slow motion
Shaking hair
Come and shampoo me
Your notice is sweet and painful
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