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A new game comes out every week! ARIO S.K.B.! AMEBA PIG!
Umeda Yaka Produce's "Heart Chair" is now on sale!
Oh my...
Oh no...
My purse is frozen!
I don't even have this purse...
I can't live like this!
But...
Don't worry!
Home Teacher's Kojima.
Tonight's lesson is...
Let's begin our lesson.
Today's lesson is about creatures.
Hey!
Look at this.
Yes.
ARIO S.K.'s favorite, panda.
Today I'll teach you about pandas.
Did you know?
A.
N.
O.
N. E.
Panda's milk is green.
Let's say it together.
Panda's milk is green.
Did you memorize it?
By the way, pandas cry "meh".
That's all for today's lesson.
Can. We. Get. To. Work. Now.
Tonight's program is also on, "Ariyoshi A.K.B. Cooperation"!
Yes! It's our first program since we moved in at 1:55 on Tuesday!
Huh? What's going on?
Huh? Oh, we're late.
Oh, that's right! We're late...
Good morning!
It's already started!
You're too late!
That's right! We're about an hour late, but...
...we'll continue, so please take care of us!
Understood!
Let's do it with ease again!
Yes! That's right!
So, the members who brought their songs with them today are...
Yes! We're Liva's Akimo Saka!
We're Medaika!
Please take care of us!
Are you two close?
Yes, we're close.
We're in the same class.
Oh, you're in the same class!
Yes!
Are you really close?
Yes!
Do you hang out together?
Hang out?!
We don't hang out.
We're both at our own pace.
I like my own activities.
What do you like about Kojima?
I like him, but...
I don't hang out with him.
You don't hang out with him.
Then who do you hang out with?
Kobayashi Kana.
Yes.
Why do you hang out with her? Don't you hang out with Ume-chan and Kojima?
That's right!
What is it you don't know?!
I'm embarrassed and I can't invite people.
Is Kobayashi Kana okay?
Yes.
If I refuse, I'll get hurt.
Yes, yes, yes.
But I know that well.
I know that well.
I can't say it.
What is it you can't say?
Well...
You have a deep eye.
It's not like you went out to eat.
It's not like that. What are you eating?
Huh?
What are you eating?
Oh, is it?
I ate yakiniku at Hamamatsu-shou.
You go, you go, don't you?
I go, I go, I go.
You look like you only eat that.
At Hamamatsu-shou?
Yes.
Then, please play the song for us.
This week's topic is...
Big Foot World Tournament!
Bigfoot. As its name suggests, it is a primate stallion with huge legs.
Please have a look.
Its whole body is covered with fungus, and like humans, it is said to be a huge creature capable of walking on two legs.
Scientific information focuses mainly on Canada and the United States, but Apes like Bigfoot are found all over the world.
So I thought about it.
Who is Bigfoot in Bigfoot?
In other words, who is Bigfoot with the largest legs?
Suddenly, we sent Bigfoot Investigation Team all over the world.
We captured four similar-dimensional youmas!
The world's largest youma has arrived!
Bigfoot World Tournament!
The first round.
The first youma is...
South American representative, Monos.
He's threatening right away.
Monos is...
Among similar-dimensional youmas...
He's the most violent kind of youma.
This is dangerous!
P-poop!
Actually...
Between Monos and poop...
There's a sad story...
Poor, human-eaten youma, Monos.
In 1920,
a geologist who was investigating oil development in Venezuela's jungle met two youmas.
They were Monos, a married couple.
Monos exposed his enemies,
and, skillfully grabbing wood and stones,
threw them at the geologist.
What happened to Monos, who lost his belongings?
He decided to use his own poop as his last weapon.
A scientist who felt danger was shot with a gun.
Not only did he not throw up his poop, but one of them went beyond the forest.
And...
Another one was shot dead.
Here is a photo of the time when it was taken.
A scientist thinks about preserving precious corpses, but...
If it hinders his research, it's no good.
Yes, he ate it.
The other one who saw it from the forest must have thought like this.
If only this poop hit humans...
To avenge Monos and humans...
Big Foot No. 1 is his goal.
Who will play against Monos?
Japan's representative, Hibagon.
While Osaka is shaking with fever...
Oh, that's right, that's right.
Hibagun, a rural area in Hiroshima Prefecture, was in a state of turmoil.
A type of ape called "yuma" has been spotted.
People from all over the country rushed to the scene and the pharmacy set up ape (Ape) officials.
And they even made elephants, making hibagun the city's mascot.
Furthermore, hibagun also used a lot of wild vegetables that you have probably eaten, and made hibagun don.
Hibagun manjuu and other famous products were born one after another.
Forty years later, the city is still full of hibagun.
That's right, hibagun gave birth to a child, and saved the city!
Hibagun's savior, hibagun!
Hibagun has the support of the whole city!
Hibagun decides the world's largest "yuma" (sire)
The first match is Monos vs. Hibagun Monos!
Congratulations!
His legs are huge!
The difference is unprecedented.
The pitiful warrior, Monos, lost in the first round.
The second match of the Big Foot World Tournament is...
The representative of Eurasia, Almas.
Actually, Almas is a legendary fool.
Looking at his favorite corn, even a thread can be easily pulled.
Oh, he was invited to Japan and came here immediately.
Almas has a habit of putting food next to him and bringing it back to the nest.
But please take a closer look.
He only puts a piece of corn next to him, so he drops it one after another.
And it's only after arriving at the nest that he finally realizes.
The world's most stupid ape uber, Almas.
But...
The fool's big foot, Big Foot Almas, aims for Big Foot No. 1!
The opponent for Almas is...
Big Foot from North America, Ganso Big Foot.
As expected, there's a lot going on.
Big Foot swallows a cow's neck and kills a horse with one blow.
There are many stories about Almas that are full of bad luck.
But in fact, Big Foot has a tragic experience because he was born to be a horse.
Tragic of a horse born to be a horse.
There's a wildfire in a mountainous area of California, USA.
The villagers have no choice but to stare at their burning hometown.
A huge creature has come with a scream.
Yes, Big Foot, who lives in the woods, also lost his home and ran away to the foot of the mountain.
Even though they are in the same situation, the villagers...
Big Foot, I knew you were here! Don't come over here! Go over there!
Big Foot and humans grumble with each other.
Big Foot shows his anger...
Finally, humans are prepared to die...
And at that moment...
Bigfoot went back to the burning mountain.
We don't know the reason why Bigfoot attacks cows and horses.
But at that moment, villagers raised their hands.
Can humans and horses coexist?
The world's largest horse with big legs will be decided.
The second match, Almas vs. Bigfoot.
I want to cheer for both of them.
Sit down!
Bigfoot looks big.
Ready...
Bigfoot wins!
The winner is Bigfoot!
Bigfoot won easily and advanced to the finals.
Big Foot World Tournament Finals.
On one side is Yuma who is loved by humans.
On the other side is Yuma who is despised by humans.
Yuma, who is loved by humans, will advance to the finals.
One more win to go.
How dare you laugh?
Which is the world's largest foot, Yuma?
I don't know why I'm so excited about this.
Yuma, who is loved by humans, will advance to the finals.
One more win to go.
Are you ready?
Big Foot...
Isn't it Big Foot?
The winner is...Big Foot!
Good luck, good luck.
And so, the winner is...Big Foot!
Yuma, whose feet are as large as humans', may appear in your city next time.
These are Big Foot's footprints, which we won!
We would like to give these to you as a present!
I will give this to you, Kojima-san.
Then, I will give this to you, viewers!
I will get a reward!
Then, Akemoto-san, Akemoto-san!
How long is Akemoto's shoe? How many centimeters?
Isn't it a big foot?
Mine is 26 centimeters.
You are a monster!
I thought that mine is a big foot.
Mine is 25.5 centimeters, so Akemoto-san's shoe is bigger.
I think so, too.
It is easy to get hurt.
Big foot, big nose...
It is also called "big nose", isn't it?
Then, what will you do about the punishment?
I will only compare the size of your feet, right?
The punishment will be decided!
Ramen, pickles, I am handsome...
It is President Ariyoshi's punishment corner!
Reiko-chan...
Reiko-chan, don't cheat!
Hello? It's been a while. How are you doing?
Ume-chan and Hakata-ben are also on the phone.
This is based on Sayaka Akimoto's "Hajirai no Kisugao" movie.
Welcome!
In addition, "Kojiaru Dentaku", which you can enjoy calculating, is also in full swing.
Speaking of Akimoto...
Poop perfume.
That's right!
It's "Hanging Poop Perfume Clock"!
You will be hanging from this mat with poop perfume soaked in it.
In addition, you will also receive a tickling attack from "Kocho Kocho Team".
I'll tickle you!
I really don't like this!
However!
If you can hang for 30 seconds, we will help you!
That's kind of you!
Is that so?
Yes!
We can do it, right?
Will they be able to withstand the tickling attack?
"Hanging Poop Perfume Clock"!
Let's begin!
Ready...
Start!
Go! Go! Go!
Ahhhh!
I can't do it!
Too bad!
My feet hurt!
Now, Ume-chan...
Please scratch your feet.
Scratch my feet?
Ehehe...
No! No!
Ehehe...
It stinks!
This is bad!
I'm in trouble!
Ume-chan, please scratch your feet one more time.
The back of an idol's feet...
It's itchy!
Ehehe...
No!
Chie Murata and Akimoto Sayaka are in a big fight!
Will it smell like poop?
"Hanging Poop Perfume Clock"!
Director Akiyama...
No, it's Akimoto...
Ehehe...
Akimoto...
Akimoto Yasu-san...
Akimoto Yasu-san, let's go!
Do your best!
Ready...
Start!
Ehehe...
Put some weight on it. Make it fall down.
That's a shame!
Now, please change your feet.
I really have a bad habit of holding the last bottle of poop water when we shake hands.
Please hold it for me!
What are you doing?
Ehehe...
Now, unfortunately, both of you have become prey for the poop water.
That's all for today!
After the commercial, we will show you the grand parade of Big Foot!
In commemoration of Big Foot's victory, a parade will be held!
Here are the prepared cars!
"LOVE PC", "LOVE HP" trailer!
With the gorgeous visuals of the AKB members...
"Big Foot" is also sold for 50,000 yen!
Inside the trailer...
There are many new HP products!
It's a showroom where you can choose the "LOVE PC" that suits you!
Wow! Wow!
What caught "Big Foot"'s eye was...
The latest ultrabook, "HP Envy 14 Spectral"!
A beautiful design made of glass that looks like a mirror surface!
In that brilliance...
Wow! Wow!
"Big Foot" is also sold unexpectedly!
In addition, this button is attached to the back of the car!
If you push...
A lot of exciting goods will come out of Big Foot!
Oh my, oh my, Big Foot's winning parade is...
Love PC, Love HP trailer!
This time, it may come to your city!