AISubs v3.5
I want to love you, Hiroyuki Ariyoshi.
And I want you to love me, Hiroyuki Ariyoshi.
Tonight, Ariyoshi will teach us how to be loved by a woman who is the only one who has a heart of her own.
It's Ariyoshi-san's show, so I'm going to teach you!
This is Ariyoshi AKB's 101st show, and we have a proposal from Kojima Harada!
Now, shall we begin our lesson?
Today's lesson is history.
A new song is released every week! Ariyoshi AKB! Ameiba Pig!
Akimoto Sayaka Produce's Stand Mirror is now on sale!
Ariyoshi AKB is now on sale!
Tonight's show is also on sale! Ariyoshi AKB Choir Song!
President, I'm sorry for taking a day off like last time.
Is it okay for you to take a day off freely like that?
I think I can do it like that.
You can do it, right?
Then I'll also take a day off for a couple of days.
This is for you, President, so please join us.
This member brought us this song.
I'm Riva's Akumo Saika.
I'm Ueda Ayaka. Nice to meet you.
Riva!
Welcome, Ume-chan!
Thank you!
You're so kind!
Thank you!
And Diva's third single "Lost in the Rain" is definitely on sale this time!
Please listen to it, Ariyoshi-san!
Thank you!
Please listen to it!
Thank you!
There are other songs, too, so I'd like you to buy the other two.
If you say so, Ume-chan.
Thank you!
Who was the other one? Akita-san?
No, it's Akimoto!
It's Akimoto!
You've increased?
I've increased!
I've become ten members!
You've increased?
Yes!
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!
We're not members of AKB, which is a general candidate.
Oh, you're not?
That's right!
Is that what you're doing?
Yes!
Oh, you know me!
You don't know me!
You know me!
You don't know me!
I'm not saying it seriously!
You know me!
I've been on the show about three times!
Oh, you have?
Please remember me!
Yes, I understand!
So, please tell us about this song!
Yes! This song is called "How to be loved by others"!
We've learned how to win over someone who's mastering the song.
So, please show us the video!
She's gotten better.
Tonight, we'll quiz a popular idol and ask them what they say about her.
An idol?
Based on the hidden camera set up at each location, you'll be asked to guess what that popular idol said.
What is it?
Today, I...
Today, we'll quiz...
This person!
Good evening, Mr. Ariyoshi!
I'm Kumada Yoko, an idol who's loved by everyone!
Next week, we'll interview Kumada Yoko, an idol who's loved by Mr. Ariyoshi!
She debuted at the age of 19 and is turning 30 this year.
Even though it's been 11 years since her debut, she has always maintained her style and her popularity.
She kindly appeared in the video.
Everyone loves me so much!
So, I'll tell you my secret!
Can you say it yourself?
Why is Kumada loved by so many people?
Let's find out!
Of course, it's a lie!
You can wear a swimsuit if you want.
She thinks a lot about whether she should live as a woman or as a woman.
Since she's the main guest, we'll check what Yoko has to say!
Let's go!
A!
K!
B!
Can you say?
Go!
I can't do it.
It's your show, so I'll teach you!
One, two... Wow!
With a hot kiss, the president's face is dyed red.
She is the star of Queen and Big Bang and Yoko.
As an idol, there is one way to be active for a long time.
There is a style.
Yoko is doing merry-go-round to maintain the style loved by everyone.
There, Yoko is going to experience a lesson from a merry-go-round dancer, Yasumin.
There is a body dance like this.
Yasumin can do it with her butt.
Wow!
I can't see anything different.
She is going to experience such a teacher's lesson with Yoko.
Yoko also taught us the secret of being loved while sweating seriously, but...
It has nothing to do with the quiz, so I'll omit it.
Let's move on to the questions!
Excuse me for taking a break for a while.
Yes.
It's a break between shooting.
A researcher is asking you for advice, Kocchan.
How can I be an idol for a long time?
I don't know.
It's difficult.
The advice is the secret of being an idol for a long time.
Please think about it.
To be an idol for a long time, it's important to have a lot of female fans.
I think we have a little more now.
Don't lie.
Don't worry about it, AKB.
I'm sorry to talk about gravure now, but most of the magazines and covers are gravure and AKB.
"Moumusu", which was a little while ago, didn't wear swimsuits in their previous life.
Is that so?
We could say we'd do it if we had swimsuits, but now we have swimsuits and AKB, so it's okay.
Also, AKB is important for fame, so it's okay.
There's really no way out of it.
Yes, that's right.
Yes, yes.
Chi-chan, your back.
"Ariushi" is the most common, but...
What about "Ariushi"?
"Ariushi"?
Should we point it out?
"Ariushi" is good.
In short, we have a lot of "kyougoku".
Have you seen "kyougoku", Ms. Kumada?
I've seen it.
Oh, really?
It's a guy dressed like a prince.
Oh, that's right.
I feel like I've been abandoned every time.
That's a big word.
It's a big word.
I see.
"Ariushi" still has a cute face.
His eyes and nose are a little crooked.
That's why you can still be forgiven for spitting so much poison.
That was a pretty tough face.
It's human nature.
Yes, it is.
It's just that he has a bad personality.
Yes, yes.
I wonder what his personality is like.
What is it like?
I don't know at all either.
Don't talk about it.
You guys go ahead and talk about it.
Wow.
But it looks like a combination, doesn't it?
It does.
Really?
Yes.
It's fun to talk about it.
Are you married?
No, we're not.
She says she's like a married couple, but she's not.
And why is it okay for President Ariyoshi to be poisoned?
Well, Ariyoshi is...
How can I say...
It's hard for me to say, but...
Actually...
I think she likes me.
I can't say it if she doesn't like me.
You know, like elementary school students.
They say I'm not good at expressing love.
Like that?
Or maybe...
I think it's like that.
That's true.
It looks really cute.
This is the question!
Why is it okay for Yoko-chan to be addicted to President Ariyoshi?
Let's start with Kojima-san.
Please tell us how Ariyoshi-san doesn't get hurt even if she's addicted to him.
Ariyoshi-san, I think you're not good at expressing love.
Or maybe you think I'm an old man who's not good at expressing love.
You say things like that?
You're not good at either of them.
I see.
Let's continue with Ariyoshi-san.
No, I think it's like this.
Or maybe you think I'm an older woman.
Like Matsuko-san and Mitsu.
I say it a lot, but if it's an older woman, it can't be helped, right?
That's true.
You think I'm an older woman, right?
Let's see the correct answer!
Here we go!
Yoko-chan told us a secret that doesn't hurt even if you're addicted to President Ariyoshi.
The answer is...
I think you like me.
If you don't like me, you can't say it.
When you're in elementary school, you say you're not good at expressing love.
Like that?
Or maybe you're lonely and you say, "I don't need anything like this."
But you have an older woman around you.
Don't make her cry.
She'll look cute.
She'll say, "You're saying that again!"
I don't need anything like this.
But you have an older woman around you.
I don't need anything like this.
But you have an older woman around you.
The correct answer is "think of him as a loud- mouthed grandpa."
I think it's a good method.
Let's review the method that Umada-san taught us so that we don't get hurt even if we are poisoned by ARIO- san.
One, two...
Think of ARIO-san as a child or grandpa!
Please.
But we don't care what ARIO-san says.
Let's move on to the next question.
I'm sick of it!
You don't think of him as a grandpa, do you?
Umada-style "loved recipe"!
Next, I will introduce my daily meal.
Yoko-chan introduces her recipes and meals to maintain her "loved body" in her books and blogs.
She introduced Yoko-chan's boxed meal "pork roll roll", which has captivated many men.
She also taught us "loved report technique", but I don't think you're interested in it, so let's skip it.
When it's finished, it looks like this!
According to the researchers, it was very delicious.
Let's move on to the next question!
I'd like you two to give me your impressions of today.
Kawaii-san asked Yoko-chan for her impressions of today's shooting.
W...what?
However, there was no comment at all.
Let's move on to the next question!
Yoko-chan, would you like to say something?
Yes!
Today, I thought it was our job to be seen and shown by others, so I wanted to raise my self- awareness and raise my professionalism like Ms. Kumada, and I wanted to do my best.
Thank you very much for today!
She couldn't say her impressions.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
And after the shooting, Ms. Kawaii shed tears of frustration.
Ms. Kawaii is good at acting.
How many times have you cried?
This is the second time. It was when I acted as Ms. Eiko.
What's wrong, Riku-chan?
I'm sorry.
Let's do our best next time.
Are you okay?
I can't say what I think at the end.
Really?
I can't say what I think at the end.
It's okay if you think about it 10 minutes before.
I'm okay.
I'll be cut at the end anyway.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I can't say what I think at the end.
When I can't say what I think at the end,
I can say, "I forgot about it."
Variety shows are kind, so people around you help you out.
Even if I say something wrong, I think it's okay.
This is a prank. Do you know about it?
Actually, girls who look a little scary are actually very kind.
They say that a lot.
But in reality, they're not that big of a man.
They all look like girls.
They're cute.
We're cute, aren't we?
Of course.
Don't worry about it.
I thought for some reason.
But if you smile and laugh, you'll be fine.
I'm not really tired.
I don't know why I'm called out like this so many times.
I'm going to eat it raw.
I'm going to put on an eye patch.
The distance seems to be narrowing.
Okay, here's the question.
If you call me like this, I'll like you.
What is Yoko's wonderful nickname?
Everyone, please think about it!
I think she noticed that I was giving advice to Kumada.
I don't think she's that kind.
I don't think the staff knows either.
She's looking at me like this.
Is it that bad?
She noticed it.
I'm trying to be nice.
She's like that.
She's not like that.
She's thinking about what to do next.
She's a trickster.
She's not crying for real.
Really? She's not crying for real every time?
Su, you're a trickster.
How can you make her cry like that?
I can't believe it.
I'm so happy!
What do you think of the new generation?
The new generation is amazing, right?
Amazing! Amazing!
Then, Tojima-san and Kumada-san, please tell us the nickname of Maeda-director you came up with.
Director's Maeda.
I want to give you that nickname.
That's good. Your handwriting is stupid and nice.
Director's Maeda.
It's true! It's true!
Next, Ariyoshi-san, please.
I think it's simple. "Maeda Glasses Store."
I think that's about it.
What should I do?
What is Yoko-chan's nickname that the staff like so much?
Do you remember the nickname of Maeda-director?
Do you remember?
The nickname I gave you?
Yes.
Director's Maeda.
I want to give you a quiz.
Don't give me a quiz.
I'm the generation you like.
Director's Maeda.
So, the nickname Yoko-chan gave you was "Maeda- director."
What is "Maeda-director"?
Don't give me a quiz.
What is it?
There are more places you can give me a quiz.
Did you really study?
Yes, I did.
You're late!
I think it's an old way of doing it, so you shouldn't copy it.
Next is a new project, "Home Teacher Kojima."
Today's lesson is "History."
Kojima-sensei will kindly teach us.
Hello?
Did you give me a call earlier? I'm sorry I couldn't come out.
Kojima Haruna and delusional phone calls.
And...
Researcher's unreleased VTR that cannot be seen on air!
She's challenging herself with gestures!
No!
Who is it?!
Who threw a banana's head in a place like this?!
I can't believe it!
But...
But, but, but, but...
It doesn't matter!
Here you are!
Home teacher's Kojima.
Tonight's lesson is...
Well, let's start the lesson.
Today's lesson is history.
Do you know who this person is?
That's right.
It's Oshio Heihachiro.
The Oshio Heihachiro riots of 1837 were very famous.
This way of remembering is...
No!
Don't look!
Oshio Heihachiro's riots.
Now, let's say it together!
No!
Don't look!
Oshio Heihachiro's riots.
No!
Don't look!
Oshio Heihachiro's riots.
Do you remember?
By the way, according to one theory,
Oshio Heihachiro's height was 2 meters and 17 centimeters.
Well, that's all for today's lesson.
Can you do the work?
What's up?
We have an important announcement from Kojima Haruna!
What's up? Kojima-san!
Today is the 101st commemorative broadcast.
We have a shocking confession from Kojima Haruna!
What's up? Kojima-san!
The show is not over!
It will air at 1:55 p.m. on Tuesday!
The show is not over!
It will air properly!
Isn't it good?
The A.K.B. that excites the moment has passed time.
It's a good question!
Isn't it good?
Let's do our best!
Please continue to support us!