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Popular Project Part 2
With a hidden camera, we reveal the true intentions of famous celebrities.
This time, the target is...
Gag Cyclone
I'm sorry for deceiving you!
This is an embarrassing video.
Ariyoshi and AKB are united!
I did that thing on Twitter.
I followed you on Twitter.
I'm sorry!
Today, we have Ariyoshi and AKB united!
Ariyoshi, I heard you like pandas.
Is it true?
I love pandas. What do you mean "is it true"?
What do you mean?
I have the image that you like people like Tetsuko Kuranagi.
There are many reasons.
First of all, Tetsuko Kuranagi is a nice person.
Is that so?
There are many reasons why I don't like pandas.
I really like pandas. They heal me.
I've liked pandas since I was a kid. I love them.
That's strange! So, which do you like, AKB or pandas?
Pandas.
How do you like AKB?
AKB... I did that thing on Twitter.
I followed you on Twitter.
Why?
Why? Why? Why?
Today, this person...
I'm 18 year old Airiko Toki Kuchiyaka. Nice to meet you.
Today's topic, please.
The quiz that we pranked Kano Eiko-san before, "Pittanko Eiko-chan", was popular.
So, it's the second one. How was it last time?
Didn't you say "Eiko-chan"? It's "Eiko-chan".
Eiko-chan!
It's "Eiko-chan", right?
It was funny last time. Kano's good points were shown.
It's my first time, so I don't know well.
Watch it!
Who will appear in this time? Please watch the video.
Can you hear me?
Yagi-chan's gag solution.
"Onayami Soda"!
It's a segment to solve research topics with gag.
In the first episode, we reconciled with the old man who had a fight with a gag.
"Onayami Soda" is Takahashi Juri-chan.
He was against my return and we had a big fight.
I resisted and became the AKB I admired, but I haven't spoken a word with my grandpa since then.
Mr. Savannah Goat, please!
Please tell me a special original gag that will make me reconcile with my grandpa!
This is a complete nonsense lie project!
With a small camera set up in each place, they're hiding the Savannah Goat's true identity!
Guess what the comedian says!
Quiz! Pittanko Yagi-chan!
Lying recording stop!
Yagi and Takahashi will think of a gag that will make them reconcile with their grandpa!
How many, Juri-chan?
Fourteen years old.
Fourteen?!
Yes.
Twelfth?
Twelfth.
Twelfth?!
Yes.
I'm worried about my grandpa.
He's so kind.
Juri-chan...
I think it's better to say something cute.
I don't think there's a right or wrong way of saying a gag.
He's so kind.
Yes.
And...
For a gag...
I think it's better to say it out loud.
He's so kind.
I don't like it when people say things like that.
For example...
Even if you're holding water like this...
If you're low-voiced...
If you're holding water like me...
Water!
If you say it like that...
Even if it's only water, if you're high-voiced...
It's interesting.
Yes, I think it'll be interesting.
For a gag...
It's better to do it before you know it.
Before you know it?
Yes.
And for a gag, it's like a dream.
That's cool.
It's like a dream.
I remember doing it...
But I forget it in an instant.
Is that so?
Yes.
You can't remember it, can you?
Even if you do it...
You forget it. It's like a dream.
So...
You should write down...
What you did.
Do you write it down?
I do.
Do you want to see it?
Do you have it?
I do.
Wow!
Here's the question.
Wow!
This is a gag note. Wow!
It's written a lot, isn't it?
It's amazing. Is it all of it?
Yes.
This is really... A gag note is important after a wallet.
What?
No, more than that.
It's as important as a wallet.
Wow! It's important.
A gag note is as important as a wallet.
Now, this is the question.
A gag note is more important than a wallet with countless gags written on it.
What did Savannah Yagi answer exactly?
What do you think it is? Kawaii, what do you think it is?
Well, I think it's a credit card.
More than that.
That's right.
It's in your wallet, though.
Did you write it down?
Yes, I did.
Now, Kojima-san, please tell us about Yagi-san's gag note.
Kojima...
Do you know it?
A gag note is more important than a wallet because it's the same as Takahashi-san's.
Oh!
He's kind, so I think it's his partner.
I see. Takahashi Hideki-san?
Takahashi-san.
Takahashi, right? Savannah's Takahashi, right?
Yes.
Now, Ariyoshi-san, please tell us about yours.
Mine is similar, too, but it's "friend".
Oh, "friend".
Yes, because it's the same as "friend".
It sounds kind, doesn't it?
Now, let's watch the correct video!
A gag note is more important than a wallet because it's the same as Takahashi-san's.
Oh!
It's important!
A gag note is as important as a wallet because it's the same as Takahashi-san's.
Wow!
Now, the gag note is as important as a wallet because it's the same as Takahashi-san's.
Correct!
It's not a key, it's the house's master key!
In order not to forget the pattern of the gag note, let's all repeat the name.
The gag note is as important as a wallet because it's the same as the house's master key.
Shut up.
Go, go.
Next question, please.
Aren't you hungry?
"Lying Project".
Make up with your grandpa with a gag.
Do you need one hour of training?
In order for your grandpa to be happy, an original gag made under the name "Takahashi Juri" has been completed!
Aren't you hungry?
Juuu! Juuu! Juuu! Juuu! Juuu!
I hate Juri! I want a Juri set meal!
It's cute!
This is...
It's a good one.
Yes.
Can you hear me, Brazil? I'm going to my grandpa!
I'm going to my grandpa!
Inside the car heading to their grandpa's house...
The topic is about a new gag made under the name "Takahashi Juri".
You recently announced your engagement.
Yes, I did.
Congratulations!
Thank you.
How is she like?
She's crazy, I guess.
Was she nice?
She's normal.
She's normal, isn't she?
Is she normal?
She's completely normal.
Where did you fall in love with her?
Well...
All of them!
When I realized it, we were engaged.
Really.
I've only met her parents for about five minutes.
We haven't even said hello.
The next topic is how to deal with jokes when they slip.
Just hope you don't use it.
If you slip and you don't use it, it's okay.
You may think I slip on TV, but I actually slip ten times more in real life.
Really?
I've done it about 30 times and only received it twice.
Really?
That's tough for an entertainer.
That's true.
If I could turn back time, I'd quit being an entertainer and become a public figure.
Seriously.
I can't do it anymore.
Here is the question.
Do you know about AKB?
Takahashi gets advice about AKB from a goat.
There are a lot of people.
It's my dream to be one of them.
How should I do it?
To make my dream come true?
How do you go up?
That's right.
How do you do it?
It's difficult.
That's important.
Now, this is the question.
Savannah Yagi's conditions for becoming an AKB center.
What did she answer as important?
I wonder...
I think Kojima-san will decide it for me.
That's right. She is an AKB center.
I don't want to be a center.
I don't like being a center.
By the way, Ariochi-san, what is your position?
I always want to be in the third place.
I want to be in the third place. I don't want to stand out.
Why do you want to be in the first place?
I don't want everyone to beat me up.
Now, Kojima-san and Yagi-san's conditions for becoming an AKB center.
To become an AKB center, it's important to have something you're interested in.
Like Maeda?
That's right.
Why are you focusing on your face?
Me too, though.
Now, Ariochi-san, please.
To become an AKB center, it's important to be tall.
It's like you're taller than you drink more milk.
That's right.
Now, let's see the correct answer.
How do you go up?
That's right.
You don't catch a cold.
As expected of you.
To become an AKB center, it's important not to catch a cold.
As expected of healthy boys.
Before we move on to the next question, let's review this as well.
The conditions for becoming an AKB center that Gagi-san told us about.
To become an AKB center, it's important not to catch a cold.
Okay, let's move on to the next question.
Lying Project - Grandpa and Gag Make Up
Hello, I'm Savannah Yagi.
Nice to meet you.
Savannah Yagi completely believes in Lying Project's mother's acting.
Lying Project's grandpa is set to return home in 10 minutes.
The staff is dispatched under the name of "setting up the bathroom".
You want to go out, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I get nervous when I go back home.
Do you get nervous?
Yes, I do.
I see.
If you get nervous and slip, you can blame it on your nervousness.
But if you don't get nervous and slip, you don't have a reason for it, so it's even scarier.
That's true.
That's right.
"Why did I slip?" you might say.
If I were you, I'd be beaten up.
Yes.
When I was alone...
Oh, really?
Yes, yes, yes.
Takahashi-san.
Yes.
When I'm on stage, I still step on my partner's shoes.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I still step on them a lot.
I don't know the distance anymore.
When I'm nervous, I don't know where I am anymore.
Yes.
I tell myself, "Don't step on my shoes."
I see.
That's funny.
I don't have shoes today, so it should be fine.
That's not the problem.
Now, here is the problem.
Aren't you hungry?
Before the gag is revealed,
Savannah Yagi will tell you the ultimate trick to make you laugh.
Aren't you hungry?
Ju-ju-ju-ju-juri-yaki-dai.
Juri-tei-shoku-o-machi.
Be patient.
I sometimes laugh there.
Now, here is the problem.
Aren't you hungry?
Savannah Yagi will tell you the ultimate trick.
After the gag is revealed, what should you do to make you laugh?
Let's start with Kojima-san.
After saying the gag, you have to endure going home.
If you do that, you'll laugh and get angry.
Don't give up. If you stay there forever, you'll get angry.
I see.
Let's start with Ario-san.
I've seen it, so it's the same.
What?! Why?!
Why do you have to endure it?!
I saw it the other day, too!
Why do you have to endure it?!
"Are you hungry?" "Ju-ju-ju-ju-juri-yaki-dai." "Juri- teishoku-omachi."
After saying that, you have to endure it for 2 seconds.
2 seconds?!
If you stay there forever, you'll get angry.
Oh...
Endure it for 2 seconds.
I see.
There's such a thing.
With that said, Savannah Yagi's ultimate strategy was...
After saying the gag, you have to endure it for 2 seconds.
When I received it, I was the happiest.
The first time, "juri-yaki-teishoku-omachi."
When I received it, I was the most relieved.
juri-yaki-teishoku-omachi.
One... "Ah, it slipped!"
Two... "Don!"
I was like, "Oh, I'm saved."
You're saved?!
You're saved.
At that moment, I slipped.
If you slip, you have to endure it for 2 seconds.
That's amazing.
It's really embarrassing.
But at the same time, it does a lot of damage.
It's pretty painful.
I see.
But you have to endure it.
I understand.
Uso-kikaku.
Making up with an old man through a gag.
Of course, the old man doesn't have to use his ultimate strategy.
As planned, they show their smiles and...
Daisetsu!
"Uso-no-satsuei" filming is over.
I'm glad!
Okay!
And so, this time's "netabarashi"...
"Uso-no-ojiichan." "Uso-no-okaasan."
Huh?!
No, I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
For now...
Please edit this out.
It was okay. It was okay, Yogi-kun.
Thank you for everything.
I guess Yogi-kun has a lot of theories.
If you're someone who makes jokes, you have a strong heart.
I learned a lot from you.
I also felt professional.
It was a wonderful video.
Why are you laughing?!
Hold back your laughter! Hold back your laughter!
Lastly, let's say thank you to Yogi-san!
Sanhai!
Yogi-san!
Thank you!
Good evening!
For now...
I'd like to go home and listen to Kojiharu-san's true feelings.
Everyone in front of the TV, please think together about what Kojiharu-san will say!
I'm off!
I will reveal Kojima Haruna's true nature!
Quiz-pittanko Kojiharu-chan is...
After the commercial...
Sexy Voice Competition Result Announcement!
The results can be found on the official iPhone app and mobile site!
Hello?
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Every week, a new work is released!
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"Kikuchi Ayaka Produce"! "Ribbon Pillow" sales start now!
Everyone in front of the TV, please think together about what Kojima Haruna will say!
Quiz-pittanko Kojiharu-chan!
Kojima Haruna and the same team A's Asuka Kunamochi!
She immediately sneaks into the school.
Do you tease Ario-san a lot?
No.
You don't?
No.
What should I do? I feel like I should be teased by Ario-san.
Do you have any tips?
I don't know anything.
Shii-chan likes Ario-san a lot.
Who?
Shii-chan.
Shii-chan?
Shii-chan likes Ario-san a lot.
Actually, she likes Ario-san for his kindness.
He's probably nice.
Probably.
I don't know.
Now, here is the question!
What do you think of Ario-san as a man?
(Laughing)
Now, here is the question!
What does Kojima Haruna think of Ario-san as a man?
Everyone watching TV, please think about it!
After the commercial, we will hear your honest opinion!
Thank you for waiting! Here is the correct answer!
What does Haruna Kojima think of Hiroyuki Ariyoshi as a man?
What do you think of Ariyoshi as a man?
I've only seen him on TV.
I've known him for a year and a half, but I've never seen him in person.
The correct answer is...
Even though we've been hosts of programs together,
we've only seen him on TV, so we don't know!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're thinking.
I wonder what I'm thinking.
Did you get it? Did you get it? I'm glad! I'm glad you got it! Finally!