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Kojima Haruna.
Oshima Yūko.
Minegishi Minami.
A.K.B. students and...
Croquettes!
Tonight's Ariyoshi A.K.B. Alliance song is...
Bakushō Monomane Kōzā!
One, two...
Wasn't that good?
Tonight's Ariyoshi A.K.B. Alliance song is...
Bakushō Monomane Kōzā!
Today, we have a special teacher...
who will teach A.K.B. a monomane song.
That's right!
It's the first time on TV!
Let's see EXILE's monomane song!
Our special teacher is...
Ms. Croquette!
(♪)
I can't do it.
What?
I was told I can do it casually.
It's a casual show.
But...
It's a casual feeling, so I can do it casually.
It's a course, so you have to do it properly.
What?
You'll notice it in an earlier stage.
(♪)
You have to do it with excitement.
(♪)
I've heard of it.
It's okay sometimes.
I'm grateful for it.
Who do you think will do it?
That's right.
If you can do it, show me your leader's face.
Can you do it?
Your leader's face.
One, two...
Huh?
(Laughter)
I'm not a king.
(Laughter)
If you're a king, what should I do?
(Laughter)
Anyway...
Yes.
I came here...
Yes.
Because I want you all to be idols who can imitate.
Yes.
There are many kinds of intense games.
That's right.
If you have a little idea, you can revive like Arioshi.
That's right.
That's fun.
Huh? What did you have?
It's a love song.
(Laughter)
It's a love song.
(Laughter)
So, I've summarized some of the impersonation repertory of this teacher's croquette.
Yes.
Wow.
Like this.
Wow.
Look at this.
Wow.
Is it true or not? There are more than 300 episodes in this show!
But, you know, it's difficult to do it all of a sudden, like Itsuki-san or other people.
So, I'd like you to remember something easy and anyone can do it.
Oh, that's good. Anyone can do it.
Oh, that's good for you, too.
I'd like to do it, too.
And you haven't done it yet.
Oh, that's good!
This is...
This is the best.
Salmon roe.
Isn't it difficult?
Salmon roe comes out from the lower jaw.
So, the face looks like this.
That's good! That's good!
Anyone can do it, right?
But, you have to shake it because it's salmon roe.
Let's do it. One, two...
It's salmon roe roe roe.
Let's do it.
You have to shake it like this.
So, you have to shake it like this.
One, two...
Isn't it good?
It's funny.
I could do it right away.
Salmon roe is popular in Hokkaido.
Oh, I know! Hokkaido!
All over the country.
You can do it! You can do it!
It's popular in Hokkaido.
It's popular.
Now, there's something else.
You have to wear stockings and...
You have to pull...
You have to pull someone's face?
You wear stockings and pull someone's face.
Yes, yes, yes.
You have to do it without wearing stockings.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
One, two...
Wow!
You were wearing stockings!
Your eyes were like this.
Wow!
You have to hold everything up.
The best way is to pull out your lips.
But you have to hold up your eyes.
Wow!
You have to hold up your eyes.
Let's start with Kojima-san.
I have to hold up my mouth?
But you have to hold up your hands too.
One, two...
Pull up your hands.
Can you feel me pulling up my hands?
Keep your eyes down while looking up.
Yes!
One, two...
Pull up your hands.
It's a little difficult.
It's difficult!
Let's start with Oshima-san.
One, two...
That's good!
Minogi-shi, one, two...
That's good!
You should do it properly.
Don't move it too much.
I didn't do it.
I want to do it.
I didn't do it.
You should do it properly.
You should put it on your forehead.
One, two...
I don't know!
Open your eyes and close them.
That's right!
That's good!
Please show us some easy impersonations.
We've summarized the miracle of Koroke's being called "the queen of impersonations" in this video.
Please watch it!
Thank you.
Koroke, which celebrated its 30th anniversary of its entertainment life two years ago, will introduce you to the miracle of Koroke's birth, which is called "the queen of impersonations," and the miracle of making delicious Koroke.
It's not that way.
How to make it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
It's funny, isn't it?
Koroke, which celebrates its 100th anniversary of its establishment, is grown in Koharu Prefecture and has been providing unchanging flavors since its establishment in Ningyo-cho.
On the other hand, Koroke, also known as "Takigawa Hiroshi," was born in Kumamoto Prefecture in 1960.
Making Koroke started around 1800 years ago in Kumamoto.
It started with boiling sweet potatoes born in Hokkaido.
When he was young, Koroke was a quiet boy like a potato.
The joy of such a boy was watching his sister and TV.
The foundation for impersonating entertainers was made at this time.
You don't have such a big face.
The first step was to make seeds.
Crush boiled potatoes.
Koroke in Koharu Prefecture puts raw meat in cooled potatoes.
By doing so, juicy seeds locked in meat will be made.
The reason why he became a quiet boy was impersonation.
When he became a high school student, he would impersonate a neighbor's snack.
Just like Koroke learned how to get into the entertainment world, Koroke also learned how to get into oil and put on makeup.
By the way, Koroke, who had just moved in, was also putting on makeup.
Two years until she realized that her face was different even when she was conscious of Julie.
Koroke fried in 170 degrees oil.
It floats and sinks in this oil.
Shrimp fry and oyster fry can also be made.
It is Koroke, who continues to make new impersonations in an ever-flooding entertainment world.
650 yen with rice.
Koroke in Koharu Prefecture, which has been loved by people for 100 years with unchanging taste.
And Koroke, who has been loved by people for 30 years of entertainment life as a pioneer of impersonation world.
Wow!
Such Koroke's title "Mother's Blue Bear".
In it, the words of the mother that Koroke engraves in her heart are written.
Hiroshi-kun, I want to be happy just by going into the bath, eating and sleeping.
"Of course" is "happiness".
"Of course" Koroke using potatoes and minced meat.
We have always loved such Koroke.
I'm happy for you.
You're not angry with me, are you?
No, I mean...
My eating Koroke and my Koroke like this...
I didn't know there was such a way of showing it.
But I'm very happy to be treated like that.
And finally...
My mother's words...
I've always lived with those words.
No, those are good words, aren't they?
Do you remember?
I'm happy.
Yes, this is "Aoi-kuma".
"Aoi-kuma" has been attached to my house since I was little.
"A" doesn't get impatient. "O" doesn't get angry. "I" doesn't get angry. "K" doesn't rot. "Ma" doesn't lose.
Those are good words.
"Aoi-kuma" has become one of my pillars.
Everyone, please keep it in mind.
Now that we're bored...
I'd like to do an impersonation.
Koroke will impersonate me with an AKB song.
Let's have Shimura-san do it.
Music, start!
"Aoi-kuma" by Shimura-san
Ah, that's good!
As expected!
It's similar!
It's not "similar" to "Ikanogiza"!
It's similar!
Shimura-san is one of the "best three" of "similar" books.
Are you confident?
Yes, I'm confident.
I only have about eight "similar" books.
Let's have someone else do it.
For example...
Someone else?
Tokunaga Hideaki-san can do it.
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's up to Aoki Ryujin.
That's up to Korokke-san.
Let's have Korokke-san do it.
Music, start!
Wait a minute!
One, two, three, four!
I want you
I need you
It's true!
It's like that, right?
Yes, it has an atmosphere.
If you want to cover it...
You can sing the song, but Tokunaga-san doesn't.
I want you
I need you
It's a bit sad, isn't it?
Let's have someone else do it.
Nakai Masahiro-san!
I have to sing it properly.
Music, start!
One, two, three, four!
I want you!
Wow, amazing!
Wow!
Do you have one, Milky?
Can I do it?
I'll do it with Mr. Nagamuchi.
Oh, you're the one who shouldn't do it now.
Are you okay?
Okay, let's go.
I'll do it.
But you'll do it for me, right?
Please do it with Mr. Nagamuchi.
Music, start!
One, two, three, four!
Wow!
- They're more funny than I thought. - Wow!
- They're all funny! - Wow!
- As expected of you! - As expected of you!
Now, we've seen such a wonderful impersonation of Korokke-san,
but it seems like there's a VTR that the researchers would like Korokke-san to watch,
- so please have a look. - Yes, yes.
- Yes, the three of us have challenged impersonating! - Yes!
Then, Mori Shinichi-san will pretend to be in the VTR.
One, two...
VTR...
- Sato Shino... - I'm going to die...
- I'm going to die...
"Bakushou Korokke" Impersonation Challenge!
A famous comedian who has a face like Tengenji material and has built up his acting skills in 30 years,
an AKB researcher with only one year of acting experience will challenge!
Impersonation Challenge!
First up is Korokke-san's impersonation of Chiaki Naomi-san!
It's no exaggeration to say that it's Korokke- san's debut work of impersonation.
"Face Imitation"!
Cute!
I don't know who Chiaki is impersonating.
Why?
I don't know who you are impersonating.
I've only seen you in "Korokke-san".
Right?
Chiaki's impersonation of Korokke-san's "face imitation" has...
dark eyes and half-opened mouth.
First up is Kawaii Rina-chan's challenge!
Her mouth is so small!
Up next is Takahashi Juri-chan's challenge!
Lastly is Kojima Natsuki-chan's challenge!
Chao-chao!
Up next is Iwasaki Hiromi-san's impersonation of Korokke-san!
Iwasaki-san impersonated Korokke-san in "Cinderella Honeymoon"!
Her characteristic is her chin!
Her chin is as big as Korokke-san's!
Kawaii Rina!
Her chin is...
Takahashi Juri!
And her chin is...
Kojima Natsuki!
Up next is Itsuki Hiroshi-san's impersonation of Korokke-san!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- Wow! - Wow!
Tonight, Korokke's robot, Itsuki, transforms into researcher Itsuki!
- What's going on? - Wow!
- Wow!
- Kawaii Itsuki! - What's going on?
- Takahashi Itsuki! - What's going on?
- Kojima Itsuki! - Kojima!
- Tsuchiya-san... - Wow!
- Tonight... - That's not different at all!
- They're old men! - Finally, Korokke's masterpiece,
Korokke's impersonation of Kenichi Mikawa!
- The five of you will impersonate each other's black faces! - 25th anniversary!
- Kitasu wa tasori wa omae... - An...
- Kitasu wa... - An...
- Omosshii o... - An...
- Kojima's a little funny... - An...
- Omosshii o... - An...
- Well... - Amazing!
- You did your best. - I did my best.
- Was it hard? - My head hurts.
- Which one was the hardest? - It was hard to stick out my chin.
- Iwasaki Hiromi was hard, right? - I don't remember, but it wasn't helpful.
- Where did you learn it? - Where did you learn it?
- Did you try it? - It's easy.
- Let's do it one by one. - Four people in a row?
- It changes? - Chiaki, Iwasaki, Itsuki and Mikawa.
- Are you ready? - Let's start with Chiaki.
- Iwasaki... - Amazing!
- Her head is moving!
- And then Itsuki... - Her head is moving!
- And then Mikawa... - Amazing!
- It's like a poem! - It's like a poem!
- Yuko Oshima and Minami Minegishi, please come in! - Hello? Sorry!
- Five more minutes! - No, we'll be there in three minutes!
- Hello? Where are you now? I see...
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- Today's main event is... - Yes! - Korokke-san's impersonation class!
Anyone can do it!
The ultimate impersonation game is...
this!
What is it?
- Oh! - Oh!
- Eh? - Yes.
- Tetsuya Takeda? - That's awesome!
- If you remember this... - Yes?
...everyone will look like Tetsuya Takeda.
- Eh?! - Eh?!
- First of all, please remember the choreography. - Yes.
- Choreography. - Choreography.
- First, right. - Then...
Twice to the right.
Like this, to the right.
One...
Two...
Yes.
And then twice to the left.
Like...
Ton...
- Ton... - Yes.
It's like dancing.
Yes.
And then slowly...
Yes.
Slowly...
Turn around...
Come to the center...
Face forward a little...
Face forward...
Once...
- Oh! - Oh!
- I just saw it! - Ah! I know!
- You saw it, right?! - Yes!
- Tetsuya Takeda was saved! - He was used to it!
- Yes! - Do you know it?
- Yes! - You can do it right away, right?
- Yes! - Even if you have a song.
- Ah! Then everyone will do it? - Yes!
- Yes!
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- Then everyone will do it? - Yes!
Music...
Start!
Yes...
Everyone watching TV...
Yes, please do it properly.
Twice to the right...
Twice to the left...
Turn around...
Face forward...
Once!
Yes!
Here we go...
Yes!
Just saying goodbye...
Ah...
Is too lonely...
So...
Let's do it again!
To you...
Who I love...
The words I want to say...
Yes!
With this...
You too, Tetsuya Takeda...
Thank you very much!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Thank you! - Thank you!