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In order to reveal the true nature of famous celebrities, they install hidden cameras everywhere...
and use them for shocking statements recorded there!
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- Your legs are long! - They're long, aren't they?
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Tonight's show is also on! ARIOSI AKB Alliance!
- President, it's almost Valentine's Day. - Yes, it is.
- Do you have any plans? - Not at all.
There will be events at AKB, so please come!
I saw something on AKB.
- What is it? - Something like a press conference.
Maeda Atsuko and others came up and asked, "Who do you want to give chocolates to?"
It's boring to say, "It's the members."
- It's a really boring conference. - No dating allowed!
Of course you know that, but it's really boring.
It's not that boring! Stop it!
The members who brought us this song are...
Good evening! I'm mochiko and kuromochi Asuka!
Thank you for coming!
We have a wonderful quiz for you!
Let's take a look!
Tonight, we will draw a quiz from a popular comedian's original speech.
Everyone in the studio will be given a hidden camera set at various locations, and you will be able to guess what that comedian said.
And the person who will give us the quiz is...
This person!
Hello! I'm Etosu Menkano of Ramen-Sukuren-Bokushi Prefecture!
Etosu Menkano of Ramen-Sukuren-Bokushi Prefecture!
Today, we will walk around a ramen shop recommended by Ishigami-san, who is well-known for ramen kings.
Of course, this is a complete lie project!
Before eating delicious ramen, we will check Etosu Menkano's loose speech without missing it!
Etosu Menkano...
K!
M!
Research battle!
I will show you the secret of the report!
Guess what comedian Kano Eiko said!
Quiz Pittanko Eiko-chan Start!
We have arrived in front of the shop, but it already smells good!
Eiko-chan is showing us the secret of the report to the researchers!
But, unfortunately, it has nothing to do with today's topic, so we will omit it!
Let's go to the first stage!
Nerima-chan-don, which opened last August!
Wow!
Are you okay?
Wow!
There is tofu in it.
Wow! Look at this, everyone!
The noodles are thick!
Isn't it seaweed?
This is udon, isn't it?
Yes, this Kara-chan-don, which Ramen King recommends, is a new sensuous noodle dish with Nagasaki Champon and udon and marbled tofu.
We don't really see this kind of thing, do we?
It's rare, isn't it?
We don't see it much.
Right?
Put your elbow on it.
I'm looking forward to it.
Okay, we're ready!
Now, here's the question!
During the break while waiting for food,
Eiko-chan asks for advice from a researcher.
What?
We often become MCs in the park.
Ah, MCs.
Yes, and it's hard for us to laugh.
What do you say when you slip?
Not much, but...
But slipping has nothing to do with it, does it?
No, no.
I tend to get nervous when I talk.
Ah, really?
At that time...
That's right, it's real.
At that time...
Her advice is to brace herself for slipping.
How does Eiko-chan change her mind?
I also do live shows and other things,
and I do get nervous and scared,
but I think I'm more...
I think I'm more confident.
Because my audience comes to see me.
I don't care if it's sunny or cloudy.
Thank you!
It's fun.
Because they come to see me.
I don't think my audience is my enemy.
What do you think?
Here is the question!
Eiko-chan was asked about her attitude after sliding.
She always says that she feels much lighter now.
What do you think about it?
The first question is about how to deal with it when you slide.
Don't think your audience is your enemy. Think of them as your enemies.
Eiko-chan is amazing. She is a professional.
She has never slid before.
She said she has never slid before.
Let's start with Kojima-san.
Don't think your audience is your enemy. Think of them as your family.
That sounds good.
We are all family.
That sounds happy.
Next, Aria-san.
I have a similar question.
Don't think your audience is your enemy. Think of them as your mother.
She is kind.
What do you think about it?
Eiko-chan was asked about her attitude after sliding.
Her answer is...
Think of them as your family.
Don't think your audience is your enemy.
Think of them as your family.
She is kind.
She is not kind.
She is kind.
Think of them as your family.
She is kind.
When she slid, her audience thought she was kind.
I can't do it!
She's too talented.
It's not up to us.
I don't think it's conveyed.
A famous saying has been born.
Before we move on to the next question, let's review Kano's famous saying.
When she slid, her audience thought she was kind.
I can't do it!
It's wonderful.
Here is the next question.
The second question is from a moving bus.
Kano-san, are you close with Ariyoshi-san?
We are close, but...
On the way, Ariyoshi-san asked Kano-san about Ariyoshi-san.
Ariyoshi-san is kind to me.
Kano-san, what do you think of Ariyoshi-san?
Well...
I think he's gotten rounder.
He's gotten rounder.
To Kano-san and Ariyoshi-san...
Are you close with them?
Kano-san, do you have anything to say about me?
No, I don't.
I'm being served.
What is it?
I'm being cooked like shit.
Don't say that!
Why is it like that?
Huh?
Why is it like that?
I don't know, but...
It's funny, Ryu-san.
That kind of...
word...
sense...
I don't know what you're talking about.
I hope you enjoy it.
Enjoy it?
Yes, please enjoy it.
Please enjoy it.
And...
They suddenly give each other nicknames.
Black hair...
Black hair.
Black hair, black hair.
Black hair, thank you.
Black hair, black hair, black hair.
It's okay, it's okay.
Wait a minute.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Surprisingly, both of you have black hair.
But...
I have...
horizontal hair.
That's amazing.
Eiko-chan seems satisfied with her nickname.
And next up is...
love story.
That's amazing.
Is there a secret you keep?
I get asked that a lot, but...
You get asked that?
Yes.
Isn't it a gap?
You're not popular.
Do you confess your love?
Or do you wait for it?
I confess my love.
That's amazing.
Are you afraid of being dumped?
Yes.
I know I said it earlier, but...
That...
Are you afraid of slipping?
Yes.
Stop doing that.
O-okay.
Okay.
Now, this is the question!
To a researcher who can't confess their love,
she gave advice about love to a sport.
What did she say?
The next question is about love.
Don't be afraid of slipping.
Honye rara kara ne.
She said something about sports.
Please tell us about sports.
I got advice like that from Eiko-chan.
What do you think? Isn't it annoying?
What are you talking about? Don't you think so?
A little.
That's right.
First of all, Kojima-san, please answer.
Don't be afraid of slipping.
Skiing is even scarier.
You've been saying that for a while, haven't you?
You sound like you'd say it.
I don't know it well, though.
Now, Ryoshi-san, please answer.
I'm a little like Kojima-san, but...
Don't be afraid of slipping.
Skiing is even scarier.
What? What? What?
What?
It's not cunning.
It's something like that.
Then, please show us the correct answer.
Don't be afraid of slipping.
Do you confess your love?
Or do you wait for it?
I'll do it.
Wow.
If it wasn't for Kano-chan, I might have done it!
Like I said earlier...
I'll do it.
Don't be afraid of slipping.
Stop doing that.
Okay.
If you don't do it, you won't score.
I can't think of anything.
The correct answer is...
If you don't do it, you won't score.
It's a little troublesome. You can shoot more compactly, right?
It's a little troublesome. The ball doesn't go into the goal unless you shoot.
It's okay because it doesn't go into the goal unless you shoot, right?
It's a little troublesome.
Was it long?
It's long.
It can't be helped if it doesn't work.
Now, before we move on to the next one, let's review this, too.
The attitude when you are in love.
Don't be afraid of slipping!
If you don't shoot, the ball doesn't go into the goal, right?
Please forget about it today.
Now, let's move on to the next question.
Now, here is the next store we will introduce.
Sanjushi.
It's a great name.
It's a great name, isn't it?
Yes.
It's a great name, isn't it?
Do you want to know where this name comes from?
Don't rush.
You can enjoy it after you enter the store.
Are you looking forward to it?
Now, let's go inside.
It opened in April last year.
Sanjushi.
As the name suggests,
the store uses three animals.
This store offers four kinds of ramen daily,
such as pork, chicken and beef.
It's a rare style of ramen shop.
And here, too,
they are trying their best to eat as much as possible.
Now, let's start the quiz!
Lastly, this closing comment can be important.
Would you like to try the closing comment for the last time?
What should I say?
Kawaii, who was told by Eiko-chan to say the closing comment of the report.
Yes, thank you for the meal.
It's delicious.
However, she was confused.
Kana-san, can you say the closing comment for the last time?
Can I?
She couldn't say the closing comment.
It's delicious.
Today, we ate...
Delicious ramen.
Boku-i-ken-men.
That's all for the Kana-Eiko gourmet course.
Thank you for the meal.
Sorry for not saying the closing comment in the beginning.
I shouldn't have.
And, Kawaii started crying at the end of the shooting.
Now, for the closing comment.
Yes.
Now, for the closing comment.
Sorry for not saying the closing comment.
I'm crying.
It's okay.
Everyone cries.
Don't go to a chair you can't sit on.
Like I said earlier...
You're a kind person.
If you don't shoot the ball...
I can't remember!
If you don't shoot the ball, you can't go into the goal.
That's...
difficult.
I cry sometimes, too.
I'm scared and anxious.
I get dark and wet with tears.
But if you leave it anxious, you can't go any further.
If you fail, you'll be powerless.
It's okay.
It'll be like this from now on.
Now...
it's preparation period.
Good luck!
Now, this is the final question!
What's a better word for "kawaii" who cried without being able to report well?
Everyone, please answer!
The last one is a wise saying that encourages those who have failed.
Now is the preparation period.
"You'll definitely be "honyarara"."
"Now is the preparation period." "You'll definitely be "sanagi"."
"You'll definitely be "sanagi"."
The correct answer is...
"You'll definitely be "sanagi"."
That's all for the quiz.
Let's tell Eiko-chan about it.
Quiz?
The worst.
Seriously?
Seriously, what's going on with this show?
The staff of this show...
OK.
Well...
Excuse me.
You are cute.
What I want to say is...
You are better than Eiko-chan now.
We got a lot of courage from Kano-san.
Let's say "thank you" to Kano-san.
Kojima-san and Mayu-san, please.
One, two...
Kano-san...
Thank you!
Skinny Twister Game!
Chimana-san, you're the only one who's really tight.
Don't look at me like that! It's so embarrassing!
Are you all of the same size?
We're of the same size!
No, you're smaller!
No, we're of the same size!
No, you're smaller!
It's hard for me to see myself reflected on the screen!
Hey, don't misunderstand me!
On the program's iPhone app and mobile site, you can receive a Valentine's Day present from AKB!
Please eat it!
No way!
I like it!
Furthermore, you can also use the Valentine's Day numbers on Kojiharu Telecom to receive wonderful presents!
AKB's Strongest Warriors Deciding Match!
Twister Game in Skinny Pants!
As shown in the roulette, you have to move your arms and legs...
...and the one who doesn't fall to the end is the winner!
Kojima-san, please move your right leg green.
Right leg...
Ah, I like it!
She likes it! She likes it!
Please be careful!
Please move your right leg green.
Ah, you did it!
You did it! You did it!
Your legs are long!
They're long, aren't they?
Next up is Kuramochi-san!
Please move your left leg...
...red!
Please move your left leg...
...red!
Now it's starting to look like a twister, isn't it?
Next up is Shimada-san!
Please move your right leg...
...green!
Kojima-san's butt is...
His butt...
Next up is Kojima-san!
Kojima-san...
Please move your left leg...
...green!
Please move your left leg...
...green!
You can do it! You can do it!
Please answer me!
Please don't let go of my hand!
You can do it! You can do it!
Finally, the best AKB player will be decided! Skinny Twister Game!
Let's go with Sakuramachi. Left foot blue.
There was a sexy shot. Are you okay?
Please don't! Don't do that! Dad will get mad!
Let's do it quickly!
That's it for the sexy shot!
No!
Oh, this is still a sexy shot.
It's still a sexy shot.
After this, there was no big development.
This is the end of the TV show.
So, the conclusion is...
Now, Kuramochi has red on her left foot.
I don't have red anymore.
There is red behind you, so it's okay.
No way!
Oh, no!
What a shame!
So, Jumbo Shimada wins!